Well bros, tonight is the night.
I've made it.
>be me
>get cheated on by fiancee
>cancel lease, move into new apartment, start new life, etc
>start lifting
>months go by, disregarding females and acquiring aesthetics
>coworkers want to go get drinks at place where ex works
>hit gym before joining them for food and a few drinks
>show up in gym clothes
>ex is working, sees me and literally runs to bathroom crying
>manager comes around and accuses me of calling her a slut across the restaurant
>pic related
It doesn't end there bros. I started stripping on Omegle (in honor of Zyzz) and now I have several older women who've added me on Skype and PayPal me money to strip for them privately (I spend all the money on supplements lmao)
Tonight I have a friend taking me to a rave, buying my ticket and all my drugs just because he knows I'll attract all the hot bitches rolling their tits off
>gonna take an assload of preworkout with some MDMA
>tonight might be the night i leave humanity behind
It's been nice knowing you, humanity
Anyone else here made it?
Good job.
Lets us know when you've actually made it.
>>36599421
/thread
>>36599402
>disregarding females and acquiring aesthetics
just from this cringey line alone, I would never want to be around you
Don't take PWO with MDMA.
It's a waste of PWO. It might also be really awful.
>mentions a non story about seeing his ex
>literally selling his body
>does drugs and knowingly lets friends use him
I hope i never "make it" then
>>36599421
/thread
I can't tell if this post is bait or pure cringe...
>>36599421
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for those about to roll, we salute you.
>Thinking that you are even slightly aesthetic after less than 1 year lifting
This is common. In a couple months your current view of yourself will reverse when you realize that you barely look like you lift. You have faux confidence.
Provide pic of your "aesthetics" OP.
That's supposed to be a happy ending?
>>36599634
>Provide pic of your "aesthetics" OP.
he literally never will
lmfao
can you post a picture of your body?
well dont zyzz urself op
>>36599657
>and OP was never heard from again
>>36599698
Kek
>>36599698
goodnight OP
>>36599402
You've unmade it, my friend.
Fallen through space and time, lost to the ages. Happiness eludes you.
>>36599698
kekeroni
>>36599698
KEK
>>36599402
real advice inc.
Careful with the preworkout and mdma. Might make your heart pretty unhappy.
