ITT; Situations when lifting has come in handy...
>leaving gym after upper body workout feeling juicy af
>hit pr 2pl8 ohp so feeling pretty confident
>as im walking to my truck, i spot this qt3.14 indian chick
>shes struggling getting an ice chest off of her jeep
>she gives me a look like "help pls"
>i walk over and ask her if she needs help
>"its really heavy we should get a second person to help" she says
>im like nah, proceed to throw that bitch ass cooler over my shoulder and grab some bags she also had
>as were walking inside her building (some medical offices next to the gym) she mentions that shes seen me in the parking lot a couple times before
>we get inside and i put the stuff down and as im leaving she asks for my name and says we should exchange numbers in case she "needs more heavy things lifted"
>trying not to spill spaghetti all over the fucking place as i give her my number
>imma be eating curry soon /fit/
>>36596157
You're gonna get e.coli from touching her hands
>>36596167
Jokes on you i already got e.coli
>chipotle victim
>imma be eating curry soon /fit/
>>36596157
> indian chick
>>36596157
>CIick baiting with picture of girI
>Fake story bIogging garbage
>Non fit posting
>Saged, repoted
>>36596157
Let me fix that for you:
>I'mma be eating that curry pussy soon
Good job OP.
Just don't try anal sex with her...you don't want Nutella all over your dick
>>36596279
Nutella's fucking delicious though. Amd why would she put Nutella in her butt?
>>36596279
Well he's considering dating an Indian chick so he must be into shit.
100 kg overhead press? Really?
DESIGNATED
ICE
CREAM
CARRIER
Wow am I the only guy who thinks some Indian chick's are maximum qt? The mocha skin and dark eyes and hair just get me diamonds. I recognize I may have developed this fetish from working in the medical field... God damn so many designateds there. I want to fuck them all pregnant. I'm such a degenerate
I don't believe the story, but here's mine:
>At a party
>We're all drinking, but I drink straight liquor because /fit/ told me so
>Getting mires
>We all walk out on the deck
>Last girl locks us all out
>She has company, but all the phones are inside
>I scale down the balcony, find the friends, call the police and climb back up the balcony
>Everyone was impressed
I guess those pull ups helped.
>>36596369
Some are. Some aren't. Like any race.
Enjoy explaining to your future half-pajeet why his genetics are shit and he can't get any gains for shit.
>>36596369
I used to think they were qt until I blew my chances with one who was eyefucking me because I was too beta to talk to her
Now I console myself with memes about all indians open defecating and smelling like poo
>>36596403
Fugging doesn't always make babies
>Get shredded as fuck
>Girls mire all the time at clubs
>I'm too much of a pussy to actually go talk to them anyway
>>36596369
Indians look like gypsies and smell even worse.
>truck
u some hick trash Im sure OP lmao
kys
>>36596333
OP is former skelly mayne, slowly making progress considering ive only been going since january
>>36596338
IT WAS ICE CREAM HOLY SHIT HOW DID U KNOW
>>36596157
Race traitor
>>36596409
>not wanting to fill the earth with his seed
Betacuck detected
No OP, Indian people constantly are looking for deals and free shit and if she can get you to just lift stuff for her for free she will try.
>>36596426
Spic is more like it son, im hispanic
>>36596377
Why did you call the police?
>>36596483
Because they can break into your house. I didn't know this, but they came with a fire truck and very easily broke into that house.
>>36596472
so you're a shitskin too?
>OHPing 2pl8
>>36596333
2 pl total. And they are 5 lbs each.
50 lbs ohp
did you tell her to poo in loo?
>>36596157
She wants you to watch her poo not in the loo.
>>36596460
I don't want "filling the earth with my seed" to be synonymous with smelly mudskinned Pajeets
>>36596501
Yep. Are you mad because u turn red whenever youre exposed to the sun or what ? Its okay you can always use the tanning beds at the gym mkay
>>36596534
45lbs each senpai
>>36596157
>qt3.14 indian
Did you actually ohp 2 plate.
Or are you so new you dont know how to count it.
2pl8 is 100kg. My pr is 90kg.
>>36596157
>qt3.14 indian
Stopped reading right there
>>36596646
Yessir 2 plates 45lbs on each side, for 3 reps. On smith machine if that makes a difference ?
>>36596689
Yeah that makes a lot of difference but still GL with curry
>>36596706
Can you explain the difference pls ? Im fairly new to lifting on different machines
>>36596157
Christ this is my dream. It's that thing all guys who lift really hope for - hot chick in distress needs heavy shit lifted and even gives you her number, I mean come on
>>36596534
this math doesn't even work out.
>>36596689
>on smith machine
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
>>36596762
Hey fuck u mang im proud of myself
>>36596689
there's a sticker on most smith machines that says the bar's weight. Usually around 15lbs. Even if you compensate for the difference in weight the machine itself is still stabilizing the weight for you. It's okay to do but it is not a replacement for OHP.
>>36596753
It felt cliche as a mf senpai
>>36596157
Who's that semen demon?
>>36596794
Thanks mayne
>>36596157
>pajeetess
>>36596780
That's great and all, but not the same as hoisting 200+ pounds freely over your head like a fucking badass.
>>36596157
YOU LIFTED FOR FREE?
>>36596857
Das da plan F A M
