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>Girlfriend giving dog some chicken in his food bowl
>"Whatcha doing babe"
>"giving the dog 3 scoops of chicken"
>I yell "3 SCOOPS CMON"
>she doesn't react as she thinks I'm being my silly self
>anyone else sneak memes into their day?
I make the Costanza face a lot.
>>36594135
/fit sure is a great board.
We literally have a thread called "sneaky memes"
Let that sink in
My lab mates all think I only squat and that I've actually snorted creatine
>>36594135
>>36594150
I always do costanza face and say "implying"
I do the Smug pepe fingers around chin thing.
>>36594243
>I go on a fitness themed Uruguayan pumpkin carving forum
>expect actual advise, complain when I get memes instead
Let that sink in
>>36594135
>mfw I tell people to do whatever it takes
>>36594243
go back to plebbit if you don't like the memes
>>36594328
you got memed bro
I usually whisper "Maximum Effort" to whoever is near me in the gym before my sets. I realize this makes me autistic, but I think it's hilarious.
>>36594243
I fucking love fit, don't like it? Leave mate.
whatsapp status is we're all gonna make it brah
>mfw i convinced one of my friends piano man was my dad
>show gf rich piana clip
>she now tells me to do whatever it takes every time I have a protein shake and laughs at me
Am I the meme
I respond with "gotta eat big to get big" pretty much whenever someone comments on the amount of food I'm eating
I sometimes say BREH when I text my friends
saying it IRL is too autistic though
>>36594135
No, I'd feel like a goddamn retard if I spouted memes at my boyfriend. Even when I had bfs who were open 4channers, I didn't partake in irl memeing, memes are meant for the internet and don't translate into irl. You just end up sounding retarded, or desperate to have some "inside joke" that makes you "special "- it doesn't
>>36594647
your relationship is a meme
>>36594682
this tbqh
I also usually repeat it constantly while cooking which I spend at least an hour a day doing
>>36594647
You are just getting memed at
>>36594135
ive found myself muttering "lightweight baby" in the gym before
>>36594135
I sneak the forever alone meme into every day of my life
>>36594298
>and say "implying"
What's it like being 16?
>>36594837
>implying
I use "eat big to get big" often when asked about my food.
"Lightweight baby" ofcourse when lifting a new PR
>>36594815
Every time.
Lately before I work out, or when I eat I think "time to make some more gains"
>>36595284
IT'S GAINS DAY, TIME TO MAKE SOME MORE GAINS
I call my coworkers manlets
And i tell them frogtech is the best protein
When im drivin around with my gf i like to sneak in a 'god damnit, right babe?' into any conversation that works
She has never seen a rich piana vid and doesnt know jack shit for memes but shes actually responded with 'yep' before and it tingled my autism
I like to yell "One more rep Brah" to annoy / make my mates laugh when at the gym.. Think I got it from a Narcissus vid hehe. Good Times!
I started Keto for the sole purpose of having memes flowing through my veins
When making PB&J, I ask the Smuckers "You jelly?"
I only use /fit/ memes that are more or less understandable for normies like "eat big to get big" or "glutes for the sloots".
Casually spouting more advanced memes is autistic as fuck, but then again, way more satysfying.
I call out persons like Big Lenny when repping
>Mel
>Mel
>Mel
Sometimes before I go out in public I grab one of my 7 inch steak knives and put it in my pocket just in case I see an attractive cunt. I fantasize about pressing the knife against her neck and threatening to slit her throat if she doesn't come with me so I can force fuck her into submission.
It makes me feel strapped.
It makes me feel dangerous.
It makes me feel alpha.
>>36594325
Putin?
>>36594682
Same.
Whenever I'm making food I hum that song that Panini puts in all of his workout clips and consistently yell "C'MON, LETS GET BIGGGGGG" "GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG", or "DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME, IM HERE TO TRAIN NOT TO TALK."
I also yell nigger and cuck when I know nobody can hear me and constantly call people meme words in my mind.
I think I'm autistic.
I do the brendan fraser thing pretty much non stop
haha suffering's great
>>36594489
If I was bigger this would be great
>>36596540
Richard?
>>36594647
Mirin Dat baby memea
>whenever I get roadrage I mumble "c'mon you fucking cuckold" under my breath if I'm by myself in the car
>>36594724
Yeah keep the Internet on the Internet. Now show us your tits
>show brother a video of ricky piano
>"he doesn't even look like a human"
fucking kek
>>36594887
>>36596447
lol no
it's satisfying when you use a meme only you know is a meme but people actually get it
>>36596447
I've used misc lingo before, like saying something is poverty.
some of my m8s know I go on /fit/ anyway so I don't really care
>tfw all your friends either browse the ch0n or are autstic meme lovers so I can say whatever the fuck I want and nobody gives a shit
>>36596575
Same. Me and my brother use "cuck" to refer to almost anything we dont like
Some guy mouthing off to me
>cuck
Rekt somebody in an online game?
>cucked
Supports bernie sanders
>fucking cuck
>>36594833
I have a Wojak expression inbetween sets
it's just how my face looks
>>36595627
holy fucking kek
I sneak in additional 7 hours into my arm workout
>>36596714
yep, it's just a satisfyinjg word. dem hard k's.
>>36596705
how would you even know they browse? i honestly can't imagine how you'd ask or find out in a non-weird way.
>>36594135
I do the 3 scoops. When lifting patients I tell whoever is helping me "3 SCOOPS CMON"
>>36596714
>tfw other anons post on my uni's yikyak with memes
>calling people cucks, calling people normies, and yelling REEEE for no reason
>>36597005
my friends know I am on 4chan because we share memes and have a good laugh
another friend memes constantly and even yells REEEE in public for shits and giggles
I am on some Indian telemarketers list. They will not leave me alone... Must have called me at least 200 times by now, usually from a different number each time. Not exaggerating.
The last time they called, I told him, "Go poo in the loo, pajeet."
>>36597948
>even yells REEEE in public for shits and giggles
>>36594404
?
this is the most plebbit shit ive ever seen
>>36597948
> another friend memes constantly and even yells REEEE in public for shits and giggles
i'm not sure if you're describing this right, but that's pretty autistic.
>>36598034
its pretty fucking autistic but its a good time
My friend had a strainer full of almonds on his kitchen table.
I need reddit to leave
>not saying GOOD FUCKING MORNING to people
>everytime my training partners talk about food etc (we tend to eat a lot), I say "Gotta eat big to get big" when someone doesn't finish their meal
>Friend asks what what I do for chest. Tell him I only do bench press and paused bench press.
>he asks me about dips
>I say I've did them around 5 months ago
>then he asks about flies
>tell him that the only time he's gonna need chest flies is when you have that two dogs on two separate leash and they try to escape.
>can't fathom what I just said, browing /fit/ too much
>he actually laughs
>I sometimes say deathlift to see if someone actually corrects me
>then I say "I believe i said DEADlifts" if they do
>I'm considered commercial gym strong
>guy once said "It looks heavy" after my sets of squats
>I say to him "for you" with a smile
>to not seem like an aspie and a jerk I immediatly follow it up with some generic small talk and ask him how much he lifts etc..
>>36598089
no u
>>36595627
Underrated post
>>36596575
oh.. so you're one of those people that just mumble things under their breath like it's normal
>>36598130
nice
>>36594417
>you got memed bro
Let that sink in
if I'm lifting accessory, when I get to 6 I whisper "keep going 6 and 7 do nothing" to myself
>>36594534
>u shud jus leavf becuz i personally agree with a shitty thin desu m8
kill yourself.
3 of my 5 scoops are in here
>>36597005
>Be 13
>Subtly meme
>Some guy in the class immediately snaps to me with this goofy ass grin and approaches me asking if I'm a /b/ro
>u-uh s-sure
>He stalked me home and found out where I lived
>This was apparently common with him
>Knocked for me later that day
>And the day after that
>And the day after that
>HAHA COME ON SON STOP BEING ANTI SOCIAL AND GO AND PLAY WITH YOUR FRIEND
guy was a fucking weirdo. he eventually fucked off thankfully.
>>36596828
Pleb.
>>36598188
I do it ironically
I can't wait for the moment when I'm a dad and my crying son/daughter asks me what are we doing with our cat/dog that got hit by a car or something and is dying in agony and I can say "Love it kill it. Whatever it takes, C'mon"
>>36596714
Its a solid replacement for fag to use for anything you dont like
>>36598034
>>36598068
I REEEEEEE at my wife a the time she thinks its funny then again she is a chink they have a weird sense of humor
>>36598468
well isn't it a very japanese thing to do to just stretch a vowel out as long as possible. just "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh" in surprise of something?
>>36598497
Yeah it kind of is ex gf who was jap did that a lot, but chinks dont really do that hmmm but then again she is a chinese weebo and speaks jap at jlpt 1 level
What would be a good subtle meme to use to gauge whether a mate browses /fit/?
>>36596580
What makes you think he has gyno?
>>36598553
if he's below 6'2'' call him a manlet.
>>36598579
He is, but what if I'm 5'7"?
>>36598553
>Bro wanna come over to my place after the workout to shower and chill? No homo of course
>>36598086
Wouldn't want him to not have his activated almonds would you?
>>36598306
>Shitty thing
This fucking board was built on memes, and if you don't believe that, you haven't been here long enough.
>>36598588
Then at least you got dubs.
I yell DYEL to random people at the gym, usually old asian people so they dont know much english anyway so dont know what i'm on about.
>>36598588
call him a manlet anyways
I refer to a co-worker as a "gains goblin" because she brings in cupcakes and banana bread.
>>36596527
Shit my cousin and i do this shit.
I always thought it was "DEW DEW DEW"
>>36596580
this is /fit
Assume he is homo or LONDON
>>36598638
This
>>36598634
Do you say "dee-ell", "die-ell" or "do you even lift"?
>>36598715
my sides have left orbit looking at Eiland Middle School's twitter page. Thank you for sharing that link.
>>36598715
Is AnNa a joke because of her high sodium intake?
>>36598638
>5'8
>lots of friends who are girls
>call them manlets
I have got about 6 different guys in my gym using the word cuck.
Also anything rich piana related.
>>36594298
I know a guy that says implying in regular conversation. Pretty autistic desu
>>36598468
Lol my korean ex had a weird sense of humor too. I find it endearing though she was kind of ugly . might date another yellow for more keks and cute moments
>>36594815
Are you me?
>>36594135
I said normies by accident once in one of my classes and now everyone says it
>>36594325
armin??
>>36594837
>>36594815
Guy asked me to spot him on Bench today and I was trying to pump him up saying, "Light weight baby! This ain't shit!"
He looked up at me and said, "Maybe for you."
MFW I don't have a face because this dude thought me 5repping lmao2pl8 is impressive.
>>36598553
Ask him how feminine his cock is and make sure to say no homo.
>>36596558
Don't worry chamcham you'll stop paying alimony some day
>>36600247
You're just being a douchebag nice brag btw
>>36596259
Teehee
>>36596447
NORMIE RETARDS NEVER UNDERSTAND WHEN I SAY GLOOTS FOR THE SLOOTS CAUSE NO ONE FUCKING OUTSIDE A GYM SEEMS TO KNOW BASIC ANATOMY FUCK GOD DAMN SHIT CHUGGERS
>>36596220
underrated, fucking kek'd hard f a m
>>36594693
I say that shit like 10 times a day but I live in Orange County so it's not really a meme when everyone is like this.
>>36600741
where in orange county i live there too senpai
i only say it ironically i tell myself
> "/fit"
I hate this meme
When I see gymbros leaving the gym as I'm pulling in, I always roll down my windows and shout "GAINS DAY BABY"
>>36596828
WHATEVER IT TAKES
>>36598110
This
I like to say "Oh shit I'm sorry."
>live with single mom
>rustle jimmies is the big meme at the time of this story
>she always confides her problems to me
>I'm in the kitchen drinking my GOMAD
>my mom comes in and complains about getting pumped and dumped again
>god damn bitch I'm not your therapist
>say to her "shhh... no tears, only dreams now"
>she bursts into tears and cries on my shoulder
>trying to control my laughter
>sprint up to my room and post about it on /fit/
>>36602216
Breh
>>36598414
There need to be more of these images
>>36602051
Sorry for what?
>>36598598
We live together.
N-no homo.
>>36602667
say it anyway
