How have all y'all helped your autism bros recently? Here's a story from my high school days.
>Be captain of the wrestling team
>Have autism bro
>Bro seems down, not even playful heckling in the cafeteria makes him smile
>After school, find out he hangs out with those two porch monkeys
>They want his money
>He gives them money
>WTF why would he do this?
>Decide to take his money back
>Biggest nig is a lot bigger than me, like, sucks
>But as the coach said: Sometimes, you gotta take one for the team
>Take him down out of nowhere
>Cracks his head on the pavement, like woah, didn't think human bodies could make such a sound
>Hip toss the next one
>Should have wrestled instead of smoked weed, since he lands on his coccyx and starts wailing all funny like
>Tell them to give me the white guy's fucking money
>They give it to me
>Give it back to autism bro next day
>Nignogs are out for weeks and are all friendly-like to him when they come back (Well, only the second guy came back, the other's still in a coma lol)
>Say "No need to thank me nerd." to autism bro and slap his back all friendly-like
>He has tears in his eyes from emotions, tears of friendship
>>36591103
did you then take him into the bathroom and fuck his ass?
>>36591103
and then you woke up
>>36591117
Nah dude WTF do I look like one of them gays?
>>36591126
Well you did pick the queerest sport available
>>36591141
Don't mess with wrestling, bro.
>Be freshman
>Have autism bro, also freshman
>He has a crush on some lesbian
>Not my type, but hey, every bro is different
>He has no chance, of course
>Ring up my real bro (We're twins)
>Visit a party where she is
>All some weak girly men and artsy pussy
>Not accustomed to have footballers at their parties
>We make a beeline to the chick autism bro is crushing on
>Drink together with her, she can't even hold her beer lol
>Double team her in some broom closet
>Spitroats, DP, all the good shit
>Ride her for like 2 hours
>Pretty shitty lay but a bro's gotta do what a bro's gotta do
>Nut in her because rubbers are for fags
>She leaves with wobbly knees
>When I see her again, she exchanged her flannels and jeans for girly dresses, and her undercut for long hair
>Is together with autism bro
>Another lezzy converted
>Justbrothings
>faggot high school wrestler going out of his way to let anons on 4chan know he wrestles by making up fake story.
>"hip toss the next one"
>"should have wrestled instead of smoked weed"
kys op. I hold a red belt in bj, wrestled in high school and for my uni and have been in fights to know you're bullshitting with yo gay ass story. fukouttahere
>>36591210
bjj* lol
>>36591149
fucking kill yourself
>>36591210
>red belt in bjj.
>a grandmaster trolling on /fit/
Fuck you.
I wish I wrestled in HS.
I wish I did sports instead of sitting on my ass playing games for 10 hours a day to become a 110lbs cunt at 20 years old.
What the fuck was I thinking?
>>36591210
>red belt
>>36591103
I helped you, by replying to your thread.
>>36591258
Helio Gracie trolling
now i have seen it all
>>36591189
>>36591103
>back when I was in high school
>see some dude trying to shove a square in my triangle
>yo what the fuck man that's my car
>he shit's himself and gets it
>I help him and put the square through with superior /fit/ muscles
Did my daily dues
>>36591210
I didn't know there was belts for blowjobs..
>>36591103
>How have all y'all helped your autism bros recently
Taught him how to arm wrestle using his body weight. In secret, of course. His bully had a real bad time after that, lol.
Kinda went like this:
>Be bully
>Bully nerd by challenging him to arm wrestling all the time
>Always win because 50 lbs heavier
>Nerd close to crying all the time but can't say no
>fuckyeah
>Out of nowhere, nerd beats me every time
>People laughing at me
>Don't get no respect anymore
It was pretty awesome. Wanted to have some beers and weed to celebrate, but autism bro is still too shy. Ah, well. Boy will learn.
>>36591210
>Cock sucking red belt
kys
>>36591400
Skoo biddly doo bat
