>Ah, anon, can you show me your abs? I heard you workout hard.
>>36590277
Fuck off.
I literally do not know what I would say I'm that scenario
Show me your inner tights first, gender equality bitch
lmao u srs m8 probs don even squat bich. tak off dose autistic dance choes u whore
>sure babe
>>36590370
kek
>>36590370
Me eyes
>>36590370
It's like he has muscle where bones were supposed to be. Also, his abs make his torso look like a sad walrus.
>>36590370
Can someone explain this to me? He is fairly lean yet he has 0 definition right here. Is it just piss poor core work on his part or what?
>>36590277
>those arches
god damn I love dancers
>>36590277
>ballerina
nope
ballerinas have ugly as fuck feet
>>36590416
He has the worst insertions of all time?
Or there's a disorder where you don't have abdominal muscles?
No clue.
>>36590416
He just pull in one's stomach, im sure his abs is amazing.
>>36590416
Not flexing abs.
He is pulling his stomach in.
>>36590416
Just fuck my genetics up senpai
>>36590277
"Can you show me your tits? I heard you have nice ones."
>>36590416
damn this dude got Simon Birch abs
>>36590416
Could be an injury or birth defect
>>36590422
sure, you wouldn't
>>36590277
>>36590277
"Workout" is a noun, not a verb
You're welcome!
>>36590422
Fucking foot freaks.
>>36590277
> tfw youre not jay alvarrez
>>36590277
tfw ex was korean italian and was a ballerina with godlike body/genes
I miss her so much fuark
also checked
>>36590480
>Not including the next few seconds of the video showing the smashed window / door
baka
>tfw a big chunk of women consider a flat stomach "abs"
Quite awesome desu.
>>36590321
Chad here
I'd probably just laugh
>>36591222
I wish I was cool like you and would have triples to show to grills.
>>36590370
BORG MODE
O
D
E
tfw I have a 5 pack
>>36590568
>>36590422
Seconded anon. Sick fuckers.
>>36590480
So cute ;_;
>"Okay Anon, Lisa got naked for you just like we promised now will you PLEASE show us your abs?"
>>36590416
this will happen if you listen to /fit/
>squats and deadlift will give you abs meme
>>36591596
>ywn
>>36591596
lisa is hot as fuck bro, show them your abs!!
>>36591659
Low bf and squats/deads/strict ohp will.
>>36590480
i lold
>>36590341
But abs are the female equivalent of abs you fucking imbecile.
>alright lol, here goes
>>36590277
"Oi nah, keep dreamin' ya wombat. What a duffa"
>>36591874
>Wow Anon! You Are like the Tom Platz of abs!
>mfw going to the gym for the first time in a month and a week or two
>have lost 6 kg, maybe 7, in the menatime living the 'food is for losers' life
GOnna make it, lads.
Fuck abs
fuck sluts
I'm ugly
lifting for mahself
>>36590277
>She'll never let you massage her feet after she's had a hard day dancing.
Fucking hell lads.
>>36592051
>you will never massage her feet while eating her out
It's an abstract kind of feel.
>>36591222
>chad
>gets trips without even trying
Chad life confirmed
>>36590277
HNNNG
>>36590480
moe moe moe
>>36591596
saucerino?
>>36590416
post one where we can see his abs pls
>>36590370
wtf eww man programmer's tan ON THAT CORE, shitty pec inserts. other than that doe bretty assthetic
>>36591874
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>36590446
No shit, the little brother of the guy who played the retard midget went to school with me from 6th grade through high school.
>>36590370
ayy lmao
>>36590480
Pretty impressive attempt tho.
>>36590370
>roiding for this
>>36592850
lmao that dude is loving life
>>36590370
holy fuck i just puked a little
>>36590277
No pretty lady, am bulkan.
>>36591596
NO PRETTY LADIES, AM BULKAN
>>36590370
>boxer speedo
>>36591596
are american college girls actually like this?
please confirm this fantasy for me ameribros
>>36591659
worked for me.
>>36590456
he could barely stand with that, what was the plan here.
>>36591244
settle for the dubs. It'll get you a handjob.
>>36593447
depends where you go. I was a division 1 track athlete (sprinter) at a big university in the south and had a couple pornish experiences. I imagine the football and basketball guys have all kinds of stories like this. But for the average joe, nah.
>>36590428
>>36590429
its like no one even lifts here
>>36590456
>Gets BTFO by a 425 lb barbell doing a retarded crossfit exercise while wearing fucking sandles
>uploads it to the internet anyway
>>36590277
Where the fuck did you hear that? All I do is start shit threads on /fit/ as much as possible because I'm a fatass.
>>36590277
I want her to give me a footjob with those perfect arches
>>36593447
Girls from 15 to 23 are like this. If you're not a total sperglord you should be able to have at least one threesome in college. I'm a 6/10 face with a 7/10 body and I still managed a few threesomes and could get chicks to flash me all the time.
>>36590422
alexis ren has god tier feet so
>>36590370
Is this achievable natty?
>>36593447
Yeah. At least 90% are this slutty. Sucks if you want a gf though. And once you're out of college, you know there's a high chance that any college-educated girl you meet was a total slut when she was in college.
>>36593585
I can tell you've never been with ballet girls. The feet tend to be horrifying with calluses all over.
I did it for 14 years as a guy, and yeah, the feet aren't nice to look at.
I thought abs were a meme but in the past month 3 people have asked if I had abs...
Need to finish this cut soon m8s
>>36593528
Wasn't he trying to do a zercher squat?
>>36590277
>HeyAnonYouHaveNoLife.jpg
>>36590277
Im very curious
Under what circumstance do people ask you this?
Is it people you know from work/school?
Seems like a very odd thing to ask since most girls dont seem to care if youre fit or fat and most bros who work out know that abs dont mean much
So what gives?
>>36593640
>>36594256
Wow. Now i can understand why some people say all women are sluts. They grew up in america.
>>36594362
Nobody asks these kinds of things. Some other anon keeps a record of all the other threads like this that has ever been made.
Some insecure anon keeps posting this crap.
>>36594379
Seems retarded if you ask me, sure abs are a great way to look fit for girls since they mostly cant tell the diffrence between skinny guy with abs and fit guy with abs and think abs are the hallmark of being trained but asking randoms about this...no
Plus there isnt really a premium on being fit these days, hell even fat chicks can land a fit guy if he is unlucky since most guys are fit these days
>>36590407
looks like evil face to me
>>36594429
How would the guy be unlicky, unless the girl became fat over time? Otherwise it implies fat girls have some kind of gains goblin magic that also lures hapless males to their untimely demise.
>>36594362
> under what context does this happen
Usually when she's fairly close to you, you two are alone somewhere, she wants to get physical, but is a little shy about bluntly asking "hey, put your pen0r in my vagooo" .
Alternately, if she's your doctor, she could be preparing to check you for appendicitis
>>36590422
My gf is a balerina, has sexy as fuck feet except for her pinkie, which is a bit ugly (btw she does ballet for like 9 years, 3 days a week)
>>36590416
When you suck in the abs are less prominant. Please tell me you're not so new you don't know this.
>>36594453
Most fit guys dont want a heavy chick but when the supply of women dries up what can you do?
Hence unlucky enough to not have options
>>36594482
Jesus. How many people from /fit/ live in the deep south?
>>36594502
What? im not even american...wtf mate?
>>36592089
>>36594507
Sorry mate, just that a lot of those /fit/ University threads seem to have a lot of southern schools, and the South has a stupidly high obesity rate.
My bad.
>>36591856
Kekd. Rekt
>>36594373
Canada lol
Why would you not just show your abs?
I don't get it.
>>36590416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J9C7rO5aUI
Genetics.
>>36594123
no she doesn't
>>36593447
These are Australians in Cyprus.
>>36594568
Yep
>>36594467
ASS WE CAN
>>36590277
I-I-I'm b-b-b-b-b-b-bulking
>mfw I found out a long time ago that ballerinas can't have tits bigger than a low c
>>36590277
yea, nah... fuck off crooked foot
>>36590277
Hey Ballerina girl can you shoe me your feet I heard you dance?
(Ballerinas feet are fucked up for context)
Sure baby dancer, now lemme see you abductors, I hear you dance a lot.
>>36590456
at least he was wearing sandals
>>36590277
God I want to fuck a ballerina so bad
>>36595163
but the soles.... bro...
>>36595163
>>36596769
HNNNNG
Don't we all, Anon. Don't we all.
>>36590277
>tfw I met a girl pretty much exactly this way
>she wants the D bad
>couple messages later, turns out she's 17 (legal in Aus)
>I'm 10 years older than her
>won't actually go out because she's afraid of her parents going apeshit
>keeps flirting with me regardless
Brehs, I just wanna get my dick wet.
>>36596769
this bitch gets me every time, despite having no ass. Is this magic?
>>36590370
you look like shit
>>36596958
>won't actually go out because she's afraid of her parents going apeshit
Pssh, it's not like they can hurt you. You guys are almost totally disarmed, go for it, m8.
>>36596976
Magic? I dunno maybe
>>36597006
>go for it, m8.
I'm fucking trying! Honestly I think I should move on. If I don't get a date by the end of the day, I'm outta there.
>>36590585
Only if you show me yours first sweetheart
>>36593640
I'll take 'things that never happened' for 500
>>36590480
>"I must go now, my gains need me."
>>36597043
Oh I read that as you having the hangup. Relieved to hear otherwise you were challenging my whole view of Aussies.
>>36596958
That's not legal in Aus.
The law is you can bang chicks under 18 if you are within 2 years of them in age.
Of course you can always risk a statutory rape charge.
>>36590480
she runs like jack sparrow
>>36597187
Not a single source I've found mentions that caveat. It's all "anyone over 16 can have vaginal sex with another person over 16, and anyone over 18 can have anal sex with another person over 18."
>>36597292
>two people can legally fuck
>but they can't legally have anal sex
lmao
>>36597310
Yeah, a friend of mine knows a gay guy who got registered as a sex offender because of this.
He was 18, his boyfriend was 17 (about 3 months off being 18, if memory serves). It's fucked up.
>>36597333
and why the fuck did the other guy report it?
Also, what about oral? You can suck dicks regardless of age?
>>36597352
His parents reported it.
>>36590370
Breddy good actually
>>36594450
spurdo
>>36591960
yeap I am gonna make it too but I do follow my gym routine. I also eat as less as possible
>>36591696
lol this. Halfway through my cut. Got a decent 4 pack going when flexed. i could make it happen.
>>36590370
>tfw no lat balloons to send me into space
>>36590460
Alexis does ballet?
>>36593447
Give American girls enough alcohol and they'll do shit like this.
>>36596190
why you have no neck
>>36590480
Ended up on her insta - I now have a qt 3.14 WL waifu.
>>36594563
Because they are bulking, and their abs are covered by their winter coat of fat..
Why do you look at the floor while talking to me?
Are you a fucking autist?
>>36590370
It's Taguro!
>>36598733
Are you projecting anon?
gains>abs
>>36590370
Body dysmorphia at its finest
>>36594450
so this is the power of hanma blood. . ...
