>ONE GALLON OF MILK A DAY?!
He takes CREATINE!?
>GOMAD? Don't mind if I do! Hohohohoohahahahahaeeeeeh hehehehehheeeeh!
You...lift for Taylor Swift?
Are you sexually active?
>>36585897
for you
>>36585800
he makes weird faces with his food?
You repost the same unfunny thread and responses on a North Korean great leader respect forum every day?
>>36585851
You're damn right.
>You're taking fitness advice from a Polynesian scrimshaw discussion forum?
HOW MANY SCOOPS?
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>let me get this straight, you stare at pictures of obese women because it increases your, as you call it, "test"?
>sir as your endocrinologist i must tell you this simply is not true
>>36585440
The author is Mark... Rippedtoe, you said? Who is this Dr. Rippedtoe and where has he graduated from?
>I'm sorry, you're not going to make it
>>36586059
doctor confirmed for not making it
>>36586215
topkek.
>>36586215
kek
4 eggs a week?!
Ass to... grass? But you said you went to a gym.
>>36586215
>you knew the risks of what would happen if you tried cardio
>it's too late to save the gains, we'll have to amputate
>plenty of people go on to live full lives as cardiobunnies
>>36585897
>>36585912
Nice one m8
>you lift for an underage drawn character ?
>>36586850
do you think they'd be more horrified by the former or the ladder?
>>36586873
Depends, are they superstitious?
>>36586873
first, what's a ladder doing in a doctors office
thread like this is worth lifting for
never change /fit/
>>36586900
The doctor is a manlet
>>36586929
when will they learn
>>36586873
Horrified by underage, and chocked by drawn character
Imagine being a doctor and this big, handsome natty alpha guy comes in and tells you that he lifts for underage anime girls, what would your thoughts be ?
>post yfw when
![doctor_thinking_1330981511[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V8MWTer.jpg "doctor_thinking_1330981511[1].jpg")
>You take how many scoops?
>>36585837
underrated
>>36586940
>come on guys, let's all post teeheehee
>you don't eat heart-healthy whole grains at all?
>>36585440
>GOMAD
I try to do it, but I just never seem to ever finish a gallon a day. I'll have a glass or two in the morning, go do whatever it is I'm doing that day, and come back home. At that point, I don't really feel like polishing off the rest of the gallon. How do you gomad guys divide your milk throughout the day?
>>36585897
Holy shit I sphagetti'd so hard on this one, fuck me.
>>36587146
The only time I've been asked this by a cute grill at the doctor's office (well, the hospital) I sort of blanked and was like 'uhhh like recently?' and she just marked 'no' without comment.
You squat? ...AND deadlift?
>>36587075
>2016
>Not keeping portable milkskins on you for easy and convenient access to your milk
Have fun not making it. I keep at least twelve tied to my belt every time I go to the gym. Gotta replenish those nutrients. It's not hard, man.
>>36587170
that's pretty funny haha
[spoiler]I can relate [/spoiler]
>>36587170
>are you sexually active?
>Uhh... what counts?
>marks no
>>36587093
I would, if she was a sweetheart. Kinda asking a lot from /cgl/, though.
>>36587238
>portable milkskins>>36587323
>>36587238
kek
>You say you're doing nofap increase your test level?
>what is this nofap?
>>36586215
top laughter
>>36587437
Not masturbating gives me power unimaginable
>>36586806
Several hearty keks were had
>>36587075
Drink straight from the gallon like a man
>>36586617
Nigga, I eat 4 eggs a day
> "Sorry sir I don't think I've ever heard of a gainz goblin before"
>>36585897
Y..you too
>>36587650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAkzEusQLBw
>>36585837
Keked
>You haven't ran or jogged in how many years?
>You took a drug which induced a chronic fever in order to burn fat faster? Why not just eat less?
>>36585440
One gallon of milk a day is retarded you fat fucking fuck
>>36587238
QUALITY
>>36586215
Top kek
>>36587681
Fucking kekked!!!!
>>36586893
Absolutely underrated
This is the best of these threads I've seen in awhile
Absolutely kek
>>36587742
DNP poisoning is a pretty common question on emergency medicine boards nowadays, and almost on all study material. For toxicologists its way up there on shit they know.
>>36586900
>>36586929
SAVAGE
>Tell me more about this waifu, that you lift for
>>36587660
You are one.
>>36588750
It doesn't matter who she is, what matters is my plan
>you're taking fitness advice from a Tasmanian tax loophole prevention board?
>it says here you take advice from transsexual who calls himself "trappy-chan" on an online anime board because you want to leave humanity behind? Are you sure you weren't referred by a psychiatrist?
>>36588820
>he hasnt noticed Trappy is gone
>>36587170
>>36587146
When I was asked I immediately said.
>"No, but not by choice! Ahahaha..."
Holy shit I wanted to gas myself right there.
>>36588858
WHAT A SHAME
hope he killed himself
>>36588858
Where did he go? Glad trappy and sol invictus are no more
>>36585897
Yes.
>>36587606
thanks based anon keep going
>>36588882
Dunno but he was getting a ton of hate for tripping by the people who wanted him to trip so that probably demotivated him
>>36588879
All he did was try to help people and post lewd but whatever we cant have nice things
>>36588858
Good. Probably killed himself. The average tranny only lives to 30 anyway.
>Excuse me, sir, will you stop calling me Pajeet
>>36589043
Heartily grinned and chuckled
>>36589575
Fuck forgot to contribute
>"Deadlifts?!"
>>36589043
excuse me anon would you stop copy pasting?
>>36589043
Poo in the loop
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>>36586215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk
>>36585897
baka desu senpai
>>36588858
>>36588879
>>36588882
>>36588945
> he hasnt noticed trappy is back
>>>36590802
>>36586948
CMON
>>36585897
No, but I'm about to be.
>unzips dick
>>36585897
That depends on you bbgurl
