I have a question I have always wondered.
How do you position your dick when you shit?
When I shit I always need to pee so I need my dick inside the bowl in some way. But if I put it in the bowl it ALWAYS touched the side or dips in the water.
My routine
>Rub cheeks with hands due to cold seat
>Spread my cheeks with my hands for minimum contact with cheeks and turd
>Sit down quickly before cheeks come back together
>I then flip my balls on the seat and tuck my dick half under my thigh so it can pee into the bowl yet not touch it
It this normal? I feel so god dam autistic doing this for the last 25 years !!!
Health related
Just bend it like a C
I just let it hang, mang
My balls and my dick are too small to have this problem. Feels good.
>>36579584
>>Spread my cheeks with my hands for minimum contact with cheeks and turd
genius dude
i'm gonna do this
thanks
People have suggested to me to squat while shitting.
But pic related is what happens. You just shit on your balls.
Discuss
This is a shitting routine thread now.
>put toiletpaper on the seat in shape of a "U"
>hold my dick with the right hand so it doesnt touch the insides of the toilet
>shit
>>36579860
squat atg with feet on toilet seat/bowl
>>36579890
False.
Look at pic related.
This guy can EASILY take at least 1/3 of his turd directly onto his sack before it hits the bowl.
>censored because Christian fitness board
>>36579541
>indirectly brag about big dig, the post
>>36579886
>Hold dick with right hand
>You now piss into your fist
Didn't think that through did you?
>>36579985
Hardly. I have a 6 incher.
My routine
>spit on seat to kill others ass germs with my spit germs
>wipe spit off seat with tp
>put layer of tp in toilet to prevent splash
>spread cheeks and sit down
>shit
>stand up wipe front to back then flush
>>36580220
>spit on seat to kill others ass germs with my spit germs
Dude, does this seriously work? I am legitimately curious.
This also does not answer OPs question. What do with dick while shitting?
>>36580220
I'm not even making fun of you, if you stand up to wipe you're most likely autistic or at least on the spectrum. I've worked with autists for a couple of years and every single one insists on standing up to wipe, even the ones functioning well enough to wipe themselves.
>But if I put it in the bowl it ALWAYS touched the side or dips in the water
>dips in the water
how fucking high is the water??
>>36579860
I've done this for years and never shat on my balls. Push your arse back as far as it'll go.
>>36579886
>now
As opposed to before, when it was a serious discussion about dickballs positioning technique?
>dips in the water
What the fuck kinda toilets do you guys have? Are they filled to the brim with water or are they incredibly tiny? I would need a good 10-15 inches to reach any water in all the toilets I have sat on in my life. Maybe its different for each country but here in Norway you would need a really really long penis, probably longer than any human has ever had.
>>36581454
Travel more
>>36580220
>spit on seat to kill others ass germs with my spit germs
I just shit and if I have to piss I stand up a little and bend my dick to the right so I can piss in the sink without closing my ass cheeks together and rubbing shit between them.
Just shit in a bag and throw it out the window you idiots
>>36579890
this is what i do
