/fit/ BTFO. Lmao seriously bros this made me really insecure
That's because you're a huge faggot.
>>36572390
faggot just ask her if she would lick it
>>36572411
>>36572417
We chatted for a bit, just gave her my number.
>>36572390
Tell her that she can pet either one
>>36572411
>>36572417
yes you are a massive faggot
>>36572390
>Listening to what sluts say
>Making it
Pick one and ONLY one.
>le cynical teenager
Guarantee the dog and six pack attracts more women than it annoys
>>36572494
It does, ever since I added a shirtless pic 3x more matches. Always had my dog though cause he's my nigga
>>36572443
This is neodymium
Fox and the grapes
reply with
"we get it, youre a special snowflake that doesn't like healthy people or animal lovers"
>>36572610
'my nigga'
you normie scum gtfo
>>36572671
Such a faget. Go kill yourself. Autistic edgelord
>>36572470
>disregards women
>saves pictures of shirtless men
OK faggot
But I have a cat.
>>36572740
>>36572783
You text like a bitch
>>36572723
NORMIE GET OUT
>>36572814
fuck back to /r9k/ faggot, no one likes your kind
>>36572803
I'm not gonna get defensive. Instead I'm gonna ask how can I better my text-game? I'm new to tinder and just recently found the confidence to start talking to girls without spilling spaghetti. Help a bro out
>>36572783
SHOW HER DICK SHOW HER DICK
>>36572840
you can start by not sounding like a faggot and holding your ground
massive redpill: people back down when you fight them back
>>36572783
hahahahah
learn how to text
hahahahah
hahahahha
>3D
>>36572783
she looks cute, too bad you won't plow her punani, because yer a faggot
>>36572840
Honestly, you're doing fine. Besides, it's not like there's some universal "open seasame" magical phrase you can utter that makes all girls instantly sleep with you over tinder. No one truck is guaranteed to work (or even have a static probability for working), so your best bet is actually learn to type faster. Numbers is the sole guarantee that you'll get laid.
>>36572902
Kek. Damn, fuck you m8.
>>36572390
fuck 'em, that's what makes me happy. dags and fitness
i could make up a profile like 'i get it, you like netflix and wine' but i'm not some sniveling bitch.
>>36572390
>frumpy hair
>sweater
What's the rest of her look like?
>>36572830
egg-licker
Bay 17, 15 millie. Shout outs to Tommy
>>36572390
>caring about what a 18 year old teenage girl says in her tinder discription
>>36573239
oi! you silly cunt, wot you tryin to say? wanna get ya hed bashd in or wot?
>>36573073
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dsE2S5p8eD
>>36573516
that was an excellent rendition of my post my friend
>tfw my profile pic is literally a hotdog next to a sixpack of beer
Women get clever references, r-right guys? They'll understand my implications and sense of humor n-no d-doubt?
I recently moved near Seattle and tried tinder when I first got here....every single one.....special snowflake complex...all artists, or photographers, hipster haircuts, hipster clothes...or they all hiked or mountain climbed or biked. I love nature but cam we just CHILL, like admire the birds and trees and shit? I don't need to be plowing through the forest with my sweet little-known brand running shoes.
Also quite a number of low lifes.
I would've taken a cute techie if I found one
I wish I was good enough looking to use Tinder. Seems quite convenient for slaying puss.
I doubt a body pic alone would work.
>>36572390
Did women always think this much of themselves?
Allow me to redpill you.
Yes.
>>36572870
I actually have a problem with this, how the fuck do i text normally? I mean, I can talk with people on irc normally but fucking texting bitches is hard.
>>36572417
no, force her to lick the dog first
>>36573761
>autism, the post
>>36572610
Is it your profile pic?
>>36572783
Honestly speaking, chicks dig reptiles though. My little cousins and neighbors fuckin love geckos and bearded dragons and shit.
>>36575181
No, anon, just no.
>>36572724
>not being a faggot
>2016
confirmed for not making it
>>36572783
>I got a lizard
You're done OP
>>36574222
Stop using lmao and lol for one. Stop sucking up to them. If you're aesthetic, this isn't as important.
>>36575181
I got a reptile you can dig ;)
>>36572783
>Your bio just made me so insecure
40 fucking keks, that's were you fucked up.
>>36575342
Well, she didn't stop replying. That's farther than you'll get with 9/10 girls on there
>>36573925
I recently moved here as well. Is it really that bad? I was thinkin of trying out tinder this summer after my cut.
>>36575376
>Is it really that bad?
>>36575306
Last summer I had an exotic praying mantis and I was getting ass from my co worker fuck you
>>36575843
>Mantis
>Reptile
Pick one
>>36572840
>every message has a "lol" or variation
>message #1 is telling her you're insecure
>message #3 is telling her you have a fucking lizard
Avoid doing those things in order to not text like a bitch
>>36575154
Yeah
>>36572783
>wanna see my lizard?
ez
>>36576009
message 1 and 3 were good, they humanize you and violate her expectations.
>>36575342
Girl here
This isn't true
We like honest original sayings like that
>>36576009
>>message #1 is telling her you're insecure
i swear most /fit/izens have genuine autism. it was an obvious joke.
self deprecating humor does work if you do it right, which is admittedly hard but still doable
>>36576313
what is a good way to start a tinder convo? how do I get a girls attention?
>>36576338
We like if you start out with a picture of your dick. Shows that you are assertive and someone who wants to get straight to the point.
>>36576338
do you want to fug sluts or find qt 3.14 gf?
Op here, we chatted for a bit, but I got bored of texting her and just said 'anyways here's my number.' I was just being genuine. I was more interested in what u guys made of he bio cause it made me realize so many other guys probably post the same exact pics. But everyone wanted to be poke fun instead, I shoulda seen that coming
>>36576247
Selfie or nah?
>>36576591
both
>>36573925
Where i am every girl is a globettrotting "wanderlust" hipster
Srsly that word wanderlust comes up in girls profiles so much it triggers me
>>36572441
>gave her MY number
have fun never hearing from her, quit being a beta cuck and ask for her fucking number you pussy, no girl wants the pressure put on her like that
>>36576751
I got a few numbers, do I text or call? The first bitch I texted, said why didn't I call. Not sure what approach to use for the other three numbers. fuck.
this was one of my pics back when I used tinder last year...
>>36577111
did it get u bitches?
>>36577133
Bet that dog got a lot of bitches.
>>36577133
Yup, I got a lot of interest, but only really met up with two. Wasn't too serious about the app. Got more irl.
>>36577111
mirin' dog
you need to work on your legs though
>>36577198
This was almost a year ago. I'm leaner and bigger now. Legs are still my weak area, though, but as long as i dl 4plate and squat 3plate I don't really care too much.
>>36572783
Show her your trouser snake
>>36572783
DUDE LMAO LMAO
>>36572390
Should of said you got a serpent with a happy face emoji.
>>36577111
Dog looks better than you famalam. Snag a tan and work on your legs.
>>36572390
Hijacking thread:
Meeting up with a 27 year old this weekend
>tfw virgin at 22
>tfw she already showed me her sex toy stash
Guize: how do I bang her without disappointing myself and her?
>>36578081
He sure does. But like I said, this was last year and I am bigger now.
>>36578148
Good for you.
For real though that dog looks nice. Best looking dog I've seen in a while.
>>36578105
Benis in bagina
>>36578152
You should have seen him when he was a puppy. He looked like a little bear.
My dad calls him killer dog, because he killed his brother when they were younger.
>>36572390
But I don't have a dog.
>>36577994
underr8ed
>>36578173
What?
>>36578385
u fkn heard me cunt
>>36572390
>tfw no dog
>>36578105
Tell her she has to earn the dick and fuck the hell out of her with the sex toys to start. She'll be yours forever after.
>>36572417
What your dog?
>>36572390
>I get it, you're here to validate your shallow female ego
>>36577111
>this
>sixpack
pick one
only your chest looks decent, rest is dyel. Grills really think this is how "fit" body looks like?
>>36578173
What the fuck this got dark mate
>>36578579
You'd be surprised how much worse you look without flexing in a bathroom mirror with overhead lighting. But yeah, plenty of girls thought I was fit at that point.
>>36578579
>Grills really think this is how "fit" body looks like?
Yes. In normieland it's a fit body. Your brain is warped from /fit/ and you have body dysmorphia.
>>36577111
crop at the legs m80, or start working on them, whichever suits you best
>>36578559
are you serious?
>>36578716
Yes.
>>36578715
Got a gf and bigger legs these days m8
>>36578716
Yes. It is solid advice.
>>36578105
You asked about this yesterday
>>36577111
>>36576747
"wanderlust" is just another way of saying that you're running from something a lot of the time. Pay it no mind anon.
>>36578741
>>36578765
>>36578559
Can't tell if I'm being rused but either way I'm a bit intimidated by toys since some were bigger than my junk. Also since I'm a virgin I'd rather get used to analog fucking.
Halp me /fit/
>>36578647
not hating im just really curious because i've developed body dysmorphia but only normies call this thing mental illnes. Everybody looked at someones physique once and tought "this guy is jacked" but after spending months in the gym you finally realize that your idol was a fucking skinny dyel cunt. "Body dysmorphia" happens when you finally get to know the truth about lifting, building muscle, fake natties and all of that stuff. You know what's possible natty and what is possible on gear. Being dyel is not an option for you.
>>36578771
nope. first time posting this.
>>36577111
looking good bro no homo. What's your height/weight?
>>36576324
they try to act like its normal too, normal well adjusted people make jokes and use subtlety of emotion but they swear you're a faggot for treating a girl like a regular human
she looks good, I don't get why she has to use tinder? do people in the west not talk to each other or have zero friends in real life? I mean I don't get it. it wasn't like this 5 years ago. back then online dating, or looking for partners through the internet was frowned upon. but now it's the norm? or maybe I'm just getting too old for this shit.
>>36572390
>6-pack
>dog owner
Probably 2 of the best qualities you can have as a man though.
>abs
>>36579126
>>36576324
it's just this whole alpha/beta bullshit that's being going around this site.
All of that flies out the window when you're able to be charming and you can only do that if you aren't crippled by neediness and insecurity.
Seriously: I'm so much better at flirting now that I've learned that lesson. It's alot more fun too since you don't always have to pretend to be cooler than you are
>>36572783
you fuckboy.
shoud've hit her up with some variation of ''wanna hear about my dog'' and then spin that into something about you fucking her behind a dumpster somewhere.
>>36574011
wasn't that what some dude last week proved? he made like a proper profile with pics of friends and doing interesting shit and so on and got nothing, then changed his account to just one shirtless pic and immediately got like 50 matches.
shoulp probably at least include the face though.
>>36572390
She's interested in your muscles, otherwise she wouldn't have mentioned the six pack.
>>36578813
>I'd rather get used to analog fucking
>analog fucking
Holy kek
>live in rome, italy
>80% of the chicks on tinder are american bishes
Brehs, keep your girls at home
>>36579481
tinder is not utilized so much in italy
also as a kv I think it would be better to approach strangers
>>36579481
>rome, italy
Is it just movies or are italian chicks really that hot?
Like seriously: they all seem to have amazing hair and perfect skin complexion.
>>36576834
"most girls freak out if you call them after only chatting once on a dating site" said the voice of experience.
>>36572783
heres what you should have started with instead of "i'm insecure coz of what you said"
"your bio makes you sound like a bitter bitch"
>>36579588
that's boring though.
why not give her some sort of standout experience and if she's about to be weirded out that some stranger called her, flip it on her by saying something along the lines like ''just wanted to make sure you're not a dude'' or the like.
>>36579504
From my experience i can tell you that dark haired italian girls are almost all beautiful. It depends also if we are talking about northern or southern italy.
We do have a lot of short girls here too
>>36579498
Yeah, but we have an app called lovoo which is a total tinder ripoff lel. Currently trying to score an hookup but it's pretty hard here.
>>36572840
nig you're trying to get advice from anonymous, gay, fitness obsessed men on this forum and most never have girlfriends. Your "text game" is fine
>>36579504
seconding this. just met this angie varona tier italian girl. apparently she's from somewhere south of rome too.
fugg.
>>36579652
so which ones are the hot ones? south or north?
>>36579716
>>36579716
If you like tall and slim or blonde girls, north.
If you like brunette girls with a better phyisique (mostly more ass than tits, though) south
>>36579684
You're right lol. I'm taking everything with a grain of salt. I know my text game is fine, but there's always room to improve. Thank you.
>>36577111
swedish as fuck
>>36579782
then i know where i'm going this june.
tinder features mostly insecure people helping make others feel insecure by the modes they use to hide their insecurity
instead be like hanuman, the monkey king
real life is tinder
>>36572390
>>36572872
Hi Jerry.
>tfw your dog died last summer
Y-you too...
>>36577111
what happened to your head?
>>36572390
>Caring this much about what a female teenager says.
Christ get a hold of yourself. Be a man for God's sake and stop thinking that someone who is considered too childish to be allowed alcohol has an important enough opinion to make you insecure.
As a black guy, it's really fucking annoying how i keep matching with white girls. They're so fucking desperate and i dont even like them. Literally fuck off.
>tfw no Latino gf
>>36581381
I hate this fag ass shit people do these days. Starting their comment with "as a ____"
literally fuck right off
>>36581120
those sluts like 'I'm married just looking to meet new people ;)'
and the ones like 30+ still thinking they corner the market like they did 10-15 years ago. I blame you thirsty ass niggers for that
>>36581526
as a female transgender woman lesbian, i am offended by this post
>>36578813
You're probably being rused? It's hard to tell the deliberately shitty advice from the genuine shitty advice around here. Don't worry about the toys. Toys will never feel as good as a real cock
Really, don't worry in general. The dildo collection was a good sign, plus the fact that she ALREADY INVITED YOU OVER TO BANG. The hard part is over already. Just keep doing whatever you were doing. She clearly likes that.
For the actual sex, just remember most non-virgins are terrible in bed too. Follow her lead, don't rush the foreplay, find the places she's most sensitive and focus on those.
>>36579044
I'm 6'3 and I think I was about 175-180 back then.
>>36579797
Jo, så ligger det
>>36581526
Seriously. Why are we blaming the women here? Most of you would do the same thing if you could. The men on Tinder are the ones who make this shit possible. No matter how many times a girl says she's married, she'll still going to be flooded with guys trying to hit on her, and most will do it in a creepy, pushy enough way that she'll never have to feel bad about it or even fully own up to doing it for the attention. Those 30 year olds whose 4 kids' names have 7 y's between them? You better believe there are guys lining up to pretend to care about their awful spawn in the hopes of getting with a girl who was probably cute back in high school.
I don't want to come across a prude here; I like meaningless boning at least as much as the next person and don't have any problem with Tinder in theory. I just wish people there would have some goddamn dignity instead of acting like something out of an awful 90's stand up routine
>>36572390
Hahaha well it's a good thing I don't want "art girl in sweater" but instead want hot blonde girls who wear a lot of makeup and tight dresses and like guys with six packs and dogs.
>>36573416
cringe
I get it, you have 8 kids and are plus size and I "just can't handle it".
>>36582827
Nobody could handle that
>>36581120
>Sarah; wife
>Rachel; wife AND PARENT
>Briana; in a 3 1/2 year relationship?
>Madison; positive, educated, and independent?
>Ariel; transitioning landwhale seeking hipsters
>Emily; wears heels
>Mandy; Posts tit pic cuz unaware of tinder? Mother of 3 boys?
You why America.
>>36582755
this. you're a gentleman.
>>36572840
You've done everything fine OP.
Just don't ever say "lmao" ever again
>>36582755
>tfw you like art girls in sweaters
>>36581120
>people using tinder
>people not using tinder as a free fuck
WHY.
>>36584236
>people not using tinder as a free fuck
>For women or gay guys
Seriously, thirsty fuckers means every girls no matter if she is a 2/10 will have guys lining up
>>36572390
>I get it, you like Netlfix and ice cream
>>36572783
>lmfaooo
>lmao
>lol
Stop it.
Also update us OP
>>36572840
reddit.com/r/theredpill
>>36576263
this
pls tell me you got a tier 1 lizard like a monitor lizard and not a dogshit kid tier bearded dragon or leopard gecko
>>36584340
We made small tall but I got bored of texting her and just said 'anyways here's my number hmu for a drink.' Pic related, I used the term 'No doubt,' something very common to hear from anyone living in Brooklyn.
>>36584734
>Lfmaoooo
like i dont even get what you're trying to accomplish
do you say cringey shit on purpose so that you can act all ironic
or you do you type that shit then realize you're cringe incarnate and play it off as a joke
also you're not witty don't try to be all witty fucking ask her about her life
she keeps replying despite all your cringe all you have to do is make minimal effort to get to know her
fuck you
>>36584734
>something tells me your soulmate doesn't have a sixpack
FUCKING FATALITY
>>36584734
Honestly she's either retarded or socially inept. Had she never heard of "I feel you", "true", "my nigga", "word" and other common shit either?
You also fucked up by putting her in a frame of "being a proper lady".
>>36584734
Autist confirmed.
OP you talk like a bitch-made faggot. You are the most beta of all betas. How many times are you going to laugh at your own cringe-worthy "jokes." And your "slang" over text messages. Holy mother of God you make me want to shoot myself. Please fucking go to the most ghetto neighborhood in Brooklyn and get your shit kicked in by some nigger.
Someone screencap this shit for the next cringe thread on /b/ or something.
>>36584832
>ask her about her life
>get to know her
Ur kidding right? On tinder? Seems like someone's jelly, stay mad faggot. The fact that you would take this app seriously like that is the real cringe. Besides
>>36584963
>calls someone else an autist
>browses /b/
>>36577168
>Wasn't too serious about the app
I'm sure
>>36577111
what dog is this, its looks cool
>>36579782
Fugg, I like both of those things. Brb, moving to Italy.
>>36573516
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UeydiU6ZEJ
/fit/ is hilarious, especially these Tinder threads. After seeing all of these responses, I know the majority of /fit/ can't pull any ladies.
>>36577111
>please look at me girls
>i-i even got a dog please look
>>36577217
Of course your legs are weak. You don't train them.
>>36585458
have you seen cbt threads?
the average person is ugly as fuck.
>muh muscles
dont make up for the face.
>>36584734
>I dont speak like that
>hahaha
>what girl says no doubt hahah
"what girl says haha after every fucking sentence, hahaha"
>>36585458
you're just realizing this?
/fit/ is just a less DYEL /r9k/
>>36576616
Most guys here are poking fun because they have nothing to contribute with, they are virgins who can't handle talking to women. Always remember where you are, mate.
>>36579160
How's working in Mc'Donald's working out for ya?
>>36582736
Again the truth goes ignored. I hear you anon kun.
>>36577111
How long do you guys think it takes to achieve this body?
>>36584734
Texting bitches 101: NEVER say "haha" "lol" "lmao" or any variations. It goes without saying you never use emojis or smileys, besides the (very rare) winking smiley for sex. Instead of creating sentences or sending multiple messages just hit shift+enter on your phone. Feel free to take hours to respond to her messages, then get quicker at responding the closer you are to meeting up so she doesn't flake.
Fucking 14 year olds on this board, I swear.
>>36582736
>>36585748
>Why are we blaming the women here?
>The men on Tinder are the ones who make this shit possible.
did you read
>>>36581526
>I blame you thirsty ass niggers for that
i swear i wish you tumblr/reddit raiders would get your heads out your asses
>>36585570
>Those hips.
Jesus fucking christ.
>>36584832
That's just how culturally enriched kids talk these days
t b h f a m
>>36572783
>not "I got a snake"
FUCKING
BLEW
IT
>>36587526
I was agreeing with him, you dolt
>>36584734
Jesus christ why do people use lol as punctuation. This fucking generation is lost.
>>36579996
I wanna fuck this fat feminazi in the ass
Guys i made a tinder today and only have selfies. i got 3 matches. will getting some cooler pics get me more?
also how many matches do you get a day/week?
hahahah lmfaooooooooo? Lol
>>36588153
You need pictures of you in social situations, taken by other people. You need pictures of you engaged in activities usually associated with being financially well off. You need to flaunt assets etc. You will get more matches by appearing to be wealthy.
>>36572783
You test like a fag
>>36588244
I'm seconding this, but only up to the more pictures of you in social situations. Only selfies makes you look like a friendless loser. Try to dress between totally casual and dressy-- aim for put together but laid back.
No fucking sunglasses. Sunglasses make you look like a tool who doesn't know anything about cars, but wants to describe the plot to every fast and furious movie that's come out.
Finally, women only give so many shits about wealth. If you want to appear wealthy, have pictures of you in distant vacation spots, or at large events. Jewelry, cars etc. will only attract the low-level gold diggers, or someone who will happily knife you for your cheap ass Fossil watch.
>>36585956
3 months tops if you start as skelly
eat 4000 kcal a day and keep your protons up and lift some boring numbers and youre there, that is a really mediocre physique, close to zero delts and traps
>>36580367
underrated metaphysical autism
>>36579180
Anglo pls go
