Miring thread
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> easter
>asian
>other family comes over for lunch
>was dyel, now a bit bigger
>family starts asking if I lift weights
>"y-yes... "
>they touch my muscles
How to deal with mires
>Family
>mires
Pick one
>>36571398
>>36571398
>asian
>muscles
pick one,twinkboy
>>36571398
daily reminder that if you're philipinno you wont make it
you're probably a skeleton manlet
>>36571398
>other family
the fuck
>new cleaning lady is at house
>actually kinda fit but butterface mexican
>ESL and doesn't know my name
>only been liftan for a few months so still DYEL
>the time she comes i'm usually on my way out to the gym
>she needs help moving some furniture
>"hey muscles! come help!"
feels good man
Is this considered a miring?
>yesterday
>as I start core
>notice some looks which is normal from old friend who is a "solid" 8-9/10
>as I go to leave she coincidentally leaves just as I leave
>she follows me for about half of my drive home and does a u-turn and goes the other way
I have seen her drive this way before, so no big deal.
>today
>I was later than usual because I had to do something for class
>she is still here and running
>I want to see if this is not a coincidence
>start to do core
>she starts at the same time as me again
>do an extra long core workout
>go to leave just as she starts a new set
>she drops everything and leaves immediately not finishing her set telling her friend "Well I got to go"
>>36573071
u ever talk to her
>>36573125
not since last year
>>36571444
>>36573141
are you a faggot?
>>36573280
He's posting on /fit/
You tell me
>>36573071
Send her a pic of that sweet clean shaved boipucci
>>36573141
>not since last year
hahahhahahahahahah!!!!
you fucked up kid!
>shirtless at club's pool with friend, just finished workout so pump
>changing for swim, hear friend talking to grill outside changing room
>grill is 8/10, great face and nice body
>come out of changing room
>"hey anon, my friend thinks you're really, really hot"
>"y-you too"
>"she wants to hook up"
> go over to where they're sitting and meet 8/10's boyfriend and friend
>friend is a solid 6.5/10, asks if I want to hook up
>say no
feels good man
>>36573295
fair point
>>36573557
Too much fucking autism
>>36573042
>pay someone to clean your house
>she cucks you into doing her job for a shit compliment
that's an old female tactic to use men. next time tell her that if she wants help she ought to split her salary with you too
>>36573687
Kek
>>36573071
you gonna get raped boy.
>go back to home town for easter long weekend
>sisters, brother, nieces and nephew are all there
>9 yr old niece tells me i have a big butt
>playing board games with sister and niece that night
>niece tells me i have a good butt
>next day niece tells me i have rippling muscles
>that night niece tells me im too big for my shirt
>go back to the city for uni
>go to the gym/pool
>in the sauna
>me and some guy are the only ones in there
>leave and go have a shower
>walk out naked in dry myself like i always do
>guy starts chatting to me about fitness and gym and shit
>asks me how was my easter
>say some mundane shit
>me and him just looking at each other
>no one talking
>"so...wanna hook up?"
>say "nah im not gay"
>he runs off without saying anything
>>36573141
literally retarded.
>>36573780
probably a /fit/izen if he actually ran off
should've asked tbqh fampai
>>36573780
Fucking faggot, you're supposed to let him give you a courtesy blowjob.
>Been lifting for maybe 2 and a half months
>barely out of husky mode. Have a little ab definition
>Might as well be a God in this fatfuck state.
>Used to work at grocery store with her, work at shit retail store at this time
>Uniform sleeves short enough to show arms
>Tucked in shirt, so it's pretty easy to tell I've lost weight since those days
>Slacks make my ass look amazing. (No homo... okay, a little bit of homo)
>Old coworker comes into store
> 8\10 qt. Literally never spoke to her before, we just worked in the same area long enough to recognize each other
>Seriously, only time we had any kind of interaction we had was her giving me an awkward look once
>Anyway, we recognize each other, she hugs me, ask how I've been and what she came in for
>I take her to an aisle, point it out, she asks what I'm doing lately and what I'm majoring in
>We talk for a bit more before I spaghetti and walk away
>She waves on her way out
Idk brehs I think she was just being nice. Like an I haven't seen you in a year way.
>>36575070
Why do you faggots insist on using 20 lines to tell a 2 line story?
>>36575151
>Ran into old coworker
>She probably wanted the diddly.
You fucking happy?
>>36575151
newfag
>>36575151
>So it turns out that guy I hate is actually my dad
>Needed to get a new rug, then some other shit happened and my friend died
>Got a qt gf, then we killed ourselves
Because you clearly don't understand how storytelling works, autist
>Be me after stressful day of work at a group seminar.
>Grill coworker and two others came with
>Room was sweltering, my work shirt got drenched with sweat
>Step behind SUV we drove up in and change shirts/put on deoderant
>She tries to hide it, but peeks back like 4 times.
>Notice and put on a tight T, fill up sleeves/shows off chest
>She mires hard
>feelsgood.jpg
>>36571412
Implying American born asians are twinkmode.
