>this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass at a bar
what do /fit/
roll him outside /thread
run cause i dont wanna get eaten again
ask him why he high-fived me
>>36561137
>pretend to ignore it so I don't get my ass beat
Fuck him in his dirty shart star
>>36561137
Slap his titties.
>>36561174
yeah that guy would just absorb punches and sit on you
>>36561173
tfw
I bet you could chunk a bottle at him and those fat sockets would keep him from being able to see it.
>>36561137
monolift- and squat-suit-shame him and tell him to go back to /plg/
on the way out shout "three red lights"
Rip off my clothes and slather oil on my singlet. Tonight, we relive every heavy weight match in high school wrestling.
>>36561173
underrated as fuck
>>36561215
>wearing a singlet under your clothes for when the time comes
i thought i was alone
>>36561174
alpha as fuark
>>36561229
No one can rape you in a singlet, against your will.
>>36561137
>saying anything except "4u"
>tfw no gf
>>36561137
Bullshit, there's no way he can fit through a regular sized door to get into a bar.
Also
>implying I have a gf
>>36561137
Wash the fat stench and Doritos dust had print off her ass.
give HIS ass a slap!
reach RIGHT up and give it a twist right up!
slap him right where his cookies are cookin!
>>36561137
There isn't a single guy on here that could beat him up. All he needs to do is sit on you.
>>36562099
I'd dip his cookies in my milk, nam saiyan?
>>36561137
move her 5 feet away, so he has no way of reaching her again.
Feed him a big Mac and laugh as his heart attack sets in
