>working out with female friend
>she tells me there's no point of having nice pecs if you don't have abs because it looks gross
>tells me my pecks look like boobs
>makes honk honk while motioning at squeezing my pecs
>mfw lost a bunch of weight the last year but still not close to abs
>mfw I have nice pecs but still get made fun of by a 6/10 roastie
>mfw
FUCKING ROASTIES
WHO WOULD EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT
>>36560671
How old is the female friend.
>>36560671
>bringing women to the holy place
what the fuck is wrong with you
Don't shit on your door step
>>36560692
please leave
>>36560671
>female friend
normalfag pls go
>>36560723
make me
>>36560728
I've known her since I was a kid and I'm probably the most autistic person I know. Don't call me a normal fag.
>>36560671
she's probably self conscious and sees you improving yourself which makes her hate her own lazy ass even more, there are certain people who, upon realizing that you actually want to improve yourself, will either attempt to bring you back down to their level or cut ties.
either that or she's just a bitch
>>36560723
>>36560671
Just tell her she sounds like that 10 year old from The Pacifier, that there's no point in a woman having a flat stomach if her ass looks like two deflated rugby balls, smack it while making a "fsshhhhhh" deflation sound, then put on your Gators jersey, laugh and saunter away back to Gainesville
>>36560792
top kek brah
>>36560671
goddamn nigga get your shit together, friend cant even tease you without you coming crying to your hugbox
>>36560846
This
>>36560792
>smack it while making a "fsshhhhhh" deflation sound
kekked
>>36560792
>then put on your Gators jersey, laugh and saunter away back to Gainesville
what is really funny is like op doesnt realize this girl probably wants to do him and he never learned in gradeschool that girls tease and try really hard to act like they dont want to do, the icing on the cake to this paarticular thread is the number of anons that will be jealous because op had physical contact with a woman
>>36560671
>can't handle the bants
Next time, just look sad if she says something and she'll probably stop. How is she supposed to know this is a sore area for you? She's just messing with you like friends usually do or she might even have a crush on you and is going the poke fun at you route.
I'd never say anything to my dude friends about their physical body unless they asked, but we still say shit to each other. I get called an autist my pet name is Flabby Abby because I used to be fat as hell, but I don't go crying about it on the interwebs like a puss.
>>36560792
put on your Gators jersey, laugh and saunter away back to Gainesville
Kekd
>>36560792
top fucking kek
>>36560792
10/10
You made this Gainesville native kek in real life
>>36560792
As someone whose parents snowbird in Florida, the Gainseville joke took me way too long to get.
>>36560671
Goddamnit anon, joke around. All you have to do is say:
>"Well, your boobs look like pecs."
Then you make a sound as if knocking on wood. Stop being so autistic and just treat women like you treat your guy friends. They are just vaginas, and have less of a reason to be on this planet than you. You're a man, act like one.
>>36560772
Kill her just to be safe.
>>36560792
/thread
No one can top this.
>>36560792
Krk
Sounds like you can't handle the bantz OP.
>>36560792
>put on your Gators jersey, laugh and saunter away back to Gainesville
the one time I've been proud to go to UF
thanks for the kek anon
>>36560792
this post needs more attention
10/10 kekkles bro
>>36562474
>12 replies
>Needs more attention
Go post it on reddit you queer
>>36560671
>female friend
>>36560792
UF associate professor of physical chemistry here. Thanks family.
>>36560671
>unironically using the word "roastie"
GTFO
>>36561044
bet youre that slut who only hangs with dudes
