/goals/
What are your goals for the next few weeks?
>475 deadlift by April 18
>385 squat by April 18
>finish newest job application by today
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>finish my lab report first draft by March 30
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>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
Good thread.
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>implying there are 31 days in March
This is why everyone is laughing at you, OP.
lol OP you're an idiot - trying to make a funny thread but you didn't even realize march only has 30 days
Why does both my phone and computer say that march 31st is this thursday? wtf?!
>>36554771
505 lb deadlift by July (current 405 1rm)
315 lb BP by July (currently 250 1rm)
185-195 OHP by July (currently 165 1rm)
405 lb Squat by July (currently 315x2)
Move out of my pops
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>>36555286
H8 to break it to you anon, but maybe one of those goals is obtainable (in that time frame).
Weird, my laptop says March has 31 days too... What's the deal?
this fucking thread
>>36555286
What cycle are you running to achieve that?
>>36555247
u hav been coaxed into a snafu
>>36555286
The fuck?
You planning on roiding or something?
>>36555033
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
You are all fucking idiots. March has 31 days.
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>>36556891
trolled softly
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
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>>36555247
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>>36554771
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>>36554771
135 lb bench by April 20
Also,
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>>36554771
Car could use a wash if I am being perfectly honest
>>36554771
My goal is to find a good meal plan that isn't costing me an arm and a leg to pay for.
Currently buying:
>Spinach
>Brocolli
>Chicken breasts
>Mince / Steaks
>Salmon
>Eggs
>Oats
>Rice
>Potatoes
>Apples
>Onions
>Bacon
>Ham
>Tuna
>Greek Yoghurt
>Tomatoes
>Cheese
>Wraps
>Banana
>Cottage cheese
>Kidney beans
Feels like I've purchased a lot of food but not many meals. And this cost me £40 and its as cheap as I could find it.
>>36554771
>really need an enema by March 31
>>36559635
That's a good start, m8. Stick with dried beans.
My goal is to bang a sloot by Thursday.
>ask oneitis out by the end of the week
don't think it's going to happen, but it's my goal this week
>>36560607
whos the girl on the left i know its a pornstar senpai
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>>36554771
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>>36560660
mandy kay breh
>>36560844
is she a vine whore or a porn porn whore
>>36560874
she takes the rod breh
>>36560883
yummy yummy lemme go find some
>>36560651
Doo ett man.
I did it. Girl I worked with. She drove me crazy. I had to have her. Took me like a month and half to work up the courage to do it. She rejected me. And promptly dropped all the shifts she was scheduled to work with me.
Best thing ever. Now I don't have this girl hanging around me constantly. Its quite hilarious actually. I don't have to try to impress her all the time anymore. Because I know its not going anywhere. Its like the weight of the world has been lifted off my shoulders.
Remember, rejection hurts a hell of a lot more than regret. And I regret nothing. And because of that I can sleep at night.
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>>36560900
the next time i see her, i'll try
i want to do it without other people around though
one nice thing is that she's switching departments at the end of the week, so i'll see her even less.
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
/fa/ here. I had to see the birthplace of the new meme. Thanks, faggots.
>>36561572
no problem fampie
>>36561584
You're not cool enough to talk to me.
>>36554771
>race on 3rd april
>weigh-in at 70k
>retain semblance of strength and endurance
Tfw 73kg this morning
Tfw no-fibre no-salt last few days before
Tfw already on edge and grumpy towards gf and loved ones and its only get gonna get worse.
We're all gonna make our goals, brehs
>>36554771
>>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>>36559635
Legumes,
oats with water rather than milk,
White rice,
Eggs depending where you're from,
Unshelled peanuts,
Any places that sells bulks of rice/oats/nuts/whatever can be way cheaper than the supermarket.
Just find a decent way to store if.
Ghetto but cheap options for good kcal/$
Decent macro's too
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
>>36559635
Here m8, a list of every /fit/ food shopping guide and recipe.
http://imgur.com/a/5nbmA
Take a look, you'll find grocery idea, meals to plan ahead, etc.
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
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>>36554771
>>take the car for a car wash by March 31
Suck a cock, maybe more. I'm VERY bicurious
4 plate deadlift by april 18th
3 plate squat by april 18th
80kg overheap press by april 18th
>405 deadlift next week
>threesome on my birthday party this weekend (MFF)
>450 deadlift by september
>350 squat by september
>275 bench by september
>185 OHP by september
>Keep gaining on lifts without getting fatter
>wake me up when september ends
>take the car for a car wash by March 31
Top kek /fit/ doesn't know how many days March has
>>36564433
>>36564452
It's 31 by the way
If someone explains this dank maymay to me I will post by 8 inch peepee for you fags to mire and take the ban
