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Was Marlon Brando the ultimate Chad? Supposedly he fucked over
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Was Marlon Brando the ultimate Chad? Supposedly he fucked over 2000 girls

Was it because he was /fit/? At least when he was young
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Wasn't he literally addicted to Big Macs before he died?
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Seriously how does one even get this good looking
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Marlon Brando:

>Fucked hundreds of women
>Was bisexual and also fucked other Chads (James Dean for example)


So you tell me
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He knew to treat broads like ladies and ladies like broads

Hearing that quote and figuring out how to tell the difference upped my flirt game more than anything
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>>36549152
Reminds me of a very small anecdote

When I used to work at this mexican restaurant this old mexican waiter used to talk shit all the time about "guys these days"

One day he was talking shit to the cook who's a bearmode ex-con who's literally killed people and dated a Budweiser calendar girl before, and he asks the cook "How many girlfriends do you have? When I was your age, I had two girls AND a fag!"
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>>36549175
So youre telling me all it takes is to be a manipulative cunt?
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>>36549175
Does that really work?
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>you will never fuck 50s girls
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>>36549175
>>36549175

elaborate plz
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>>36549243
>>36549573
If you don't understand the quote, you probably won't be able to utilize the advice within it like anon did

>t. anon who understands what a "broad" is since dad was born in '52
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>>36549178
>two girls AND a fag

not sure if i should be impressed or creeped
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>>36549178
>and a fag
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>>36549175
>He knew to treat broads like ladies and ladies like broads
So he knew to treat bitches like women and women like bitches?
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>>36549639
More like he knew how to treat sluts like women and women like sluts

but yes
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>>36549639
nah not exactly, i wouldn't say that's the best comparison,

ladies and broads are more defined in how "loose" they are sexually, or if they are shy/demure vs come on strong, or the type to be "wined and dined" vs. fucked in the backseat
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It's thought that he had an IQ of 90

Honestly i don't think he gave a fuck, a supreme form of autism that gave him otherworldly powers.
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>>36549097
>was it becaus he was /fit/?

Fucking lmao. Almost irrelevant. He is one of the most attractive and famous people to exist. He is also open incredibly talented actor with a charm that couldn't be replicated by anyone else of that era. Have you watched any movies with him in it (besides when he's old as fuck)?
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>>36549684
>besides when he's old as fuck
Godfather I and II were GOAT movies though

Not his best performances, but still great performances
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when i worked in retail I couldnt fit my full name on my name tag and had to drop the 'n' of Brandon for it to fit

a lot of people would ask if I was named after this guy, so I have to thank him indirectly being an icebreker
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>>36549573
Treat hos like bitches and bitches like hos.
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>>36549151
Mix Irish, German, and English, and hope the best bits float to the top.

>>36549152

Brando lifted. If young Brando was alive today, he would be a fitizen and banging Hollywood boy sluts calling it no homo.
It's a shame he started bulking and never stopped.
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>>36549097
I thought he had 17 children from 16 different women?
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>>36549097
He was DYEL tho.
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>>36549672
>It's thought that he had an IQ of 90
how so?
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>>36551232
that's the way to do it though, the shrink wrap effect makes you look shredded and bigger than you really are, you just have to have insanely low body fat so your muscles and veins pop more
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>>36549097
world's biggest movie star >> godlike facial structure >>>>>> everything else
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>>36549175
This only works if you have chad aesthetics and fame/fortune. ladies were going to fuck you anyway but by treating them like broads you make sure they know you aint going to wait around for it. Broads on the other hand have emotional issues, so being treated nicely by a big name guy makes em feel like "pretty woman". shocks em a bit.
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2000 is not really that much

the average amount of partners for a homo like me is like 1000, and I have a friend who gets laid twice a day pretty much every day.

its impressive, but not *amazing*.
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>>36551538
That's because homos are disgusting. We're talking about people with normal sexual habits.
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>>36551538
2000 uggos doesn't count
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>>36551574

>anyone who gets laid more than me is a degenerate

k
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>>36551588
>having unprotected sex with thousands of strangers isn't degenerate
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>>36551603

>unprotected

where did you get that from? I always make my lays use a condom
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>>36551619
grill or homedawg?
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>>36551619
>>36551626

all good I read the previous posts
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>>36551619
Having thousands of sexual partners is easy for a gay man. No easy for a straight man.
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>>36549097
I think Lemmy was the ultimate Chad... He fucked a tons of girls and never gave a fuck about anything, except rock
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>>36549565
Lot of them re still alive
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