There are no girls in prison to mire you

>constant sex
>Chads mire your gains
>free bulking food
>free tattoos
Yeah prison is hella dope

>you dont have to cook

Its heaven on earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-WP6POdTgY

>>36540668
>>36540692
>>36540715
Yall are retarded

you also get the best sphincter workouts

>join the prison senpai to get ripped
>"hi guys i'm here for striations where do i start"
>you decide to join the neonazis cuz they remind you of jeff seid
>shredded Helmut becomes your lift bro
>"okay anon, today is shoulder day so lets heil a couple of times"
>you heil in unison as if there was no tomorrow
>tfw cannon ball shoulders
>"gut, sehr gut anon, now for our daily protein rations"
>stand in a circle with all your Brüders
>get pushed in the middle, spread your angus
>fucked in the arse one by one, cheeks clapping to "We will rock you" boom boom clap
>helmut drinks the collected sperm out of your butthoe
>wake up
>tfw the dream wasn't meant to be

>>36540839
You're retarded for not understand everyone is obviously joking you fanook

>>36540893

do they provide squat plugs in prison or do i need to kiester one in?

>>36540668
Worked for mark wahlberg

>>36540975
It's all cool until someone get you killed

>good food