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Hey guys

Calmly rate these two bodies out of ten, with critique if necessary

>check your insecurities at the door, this is just a physique rate thread
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>>36540114
She's skinny fat and he's on gear, not impressed/10
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Guy 10/10 pretty much goal body but I have a small dick and I'd be worried a big body accentuated that

Woman 7/10, she obviously takes care of herself but she will probably gain a lot of weight once she's older; also big boobs mean they will probably start sagging in about 10 years
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>>36540133
His upper body is nice, but I feel like his core is too thick for how small his legs are. His proportions just look at little off to me
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>Kelly Brook will never smother you with her huge tits and equally huge ass
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>>36540158
Because he pins.
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DUDE IM NATTY

THESE TERRIBLE TATTOOS SIGNIFY THE HARD WORK I PUT INTO MY BODY
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>Getting a neck tattoo
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>>36540133
>>36540158
your goal is to get bloated up obvious on roids?

start today and be there in 3 months
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Hey guys

Calmly rate these two bodies out of ten, with critique if necessary

>check your insecurities at the door, this is just a physique rate thread
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>>36540172
> my hair's my best feature

kek
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>>36540114
Dude has way overdone his traps. Looks almost comical, would look better with smaller traps. Maybe too much lats too. Other than that good.

The slut has an average body, any woman can be like that just by putting the fork down a bit, nothing to comment.
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>>36540199
oh its my goal body~

how many years of crossfit will it take?
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>>36540158
>>36540133
>do roids
>only do bench
>max out on bench

You'll look exactly like him.
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>>36540225

He looks amazing, goal body level but fucked his shit up with tattoos.

Kelly Brook is an 11/10 so...
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>>36540114
I'd say she is a 7.5/10. Mainly because she looks very natural. Nice hips, good tits, a little bit of fat. The problem is that I'm more into visually fit girls, kinda like Zuzka Light (that would be my 10/10). So if she would focus on dropping a few %'s of BF and building some muscle, I could definitely see the potential.

As for the guy: Not even gonna contemplate on the whole natty-vs-roids thing. You can definitely see he's put in the work anyway. His chest and shoulders are a little too much, he looks bloated. Could lose a fit so abs become more visible. Also, as far as I can see, his legs are not proportional to his torso. So: Squatting / cutting should do the trick. Rate right now would be 8/10.
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HIGH TEST
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>>36540225
will doing only bench get me legs like this?

or are you a fucking loudmouth retard?
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>>36540346
>take roids
>do bench
>you'll look exactly like him

Perhaps you are the retarded one, asking questions which were already answered. This is how stupid anon is in 2016. Fix your brain, kid.
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>>36540312
>>36540172

ugh. Photoshop is one hell of a drug
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Holy shit,I would bang that until my dick came blood.Do I really need to be a 6'3 roided tatted up spic to get that???
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>>36540857
she used to date this guy, when she was even younger and hotter, so that should answer your question
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>>36541690
Eh I'd fuck Billy Zane if I were a THICK broad to...
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>>36540126
>americans call this skinnyfat

That is on the chubby side, mate
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he looks great

arms could be bigger

she looks like she doesnt work out
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>>36540114
Two perfectly fine physiques/10
Their personalities might be different
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>>36540114

H I G H T E S T
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>>36542110

muh dick
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>>36541876
straight men call it perfect
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>>36541690
She's just a bit different but still as hot.
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>>36540114
I remember seeing her on TV in the late 90s, and she seemed as dumb as a bag of rocks. Kind of put me off her
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>>36540133
>Kelly Brooke
> 7/10
McFucking kill yourself.
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>>36540114
why are these two always the ones being rated...
>>36540126
seconding this
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babby kim kardashian and babby rich piana/10
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Guy looks good 10/10. Girl is nothing special, probably watches her weight but no lifts pretty easy to obtain. She looks good tho woodbury/10.
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Please tell me there's a porn look-a-like of Kelly Brook. She's amazing.
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>>36544249
>Girl is nothing special

>3/10 elbows too pointy

4chan.org ladies and gents
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>>36544348
You're on 4chan getting mad that someone is acting like they're on 4chan
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>>36544404

REEEEEEEE
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>>36544419
I'm just saying dude that's like going to a gay parade and getting mad at people acting gay
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>>36542110
:3
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>>36544320
Lisa Ann
Ava Addams

I dunno, there's plenty thick brunettes in porn.

>>36544083
Kek

>>36544066
Hmmm... should we just start posting couples and rating their bodies? That sounds fun desu
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>>36544441
THIS IS A GAY PARADE
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really want to watch them have sex desu
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>>36540114

>high test wife mode 10/10
>Roid mode 0/10
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>>36540857
>spic
wtf is wrong with you? he's obviously black
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>>36540126
This is supposed to be a critique on psysique not workout regimen

Guy 9/10

Girl 8/10 and only because test
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>>36540199
Guy 10/10 girl 9/10 it's just something about her smile
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>>36540225
>>36540114
Dude looks pretty insecure, she looks embarrassed to be out with him like that desu.
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>>36540126
Hes on gear eh?
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I love how anyone with any visible muscle mass is immediately a guy on gear.

Wanna know what I think, I think a bunch of you are jealous. lmfao
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>>36547979
David pls go
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>>36544348
>nothing special, probably watches her weight but no
Nice reading comprehension you brainlet. I said her physique is standard watch what you eat no lifting female physique but she's hot.
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>>36540199
>>36540199
Palette cleanser/10
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>>36540199

Not judging the faces on either of them he is a 10/10 and she is 9/10
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>>36540172
>huge ass

Anon, I have some news for you...
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>>36542110
AND IIIIIIIIII WILL LOVEEEEE YOUUU BABEEEEEEEEE ALWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSSSSS!
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>>36540361
you're a deluded autist
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>>36544055
People can have different tastes buddy. Also, that picture is either photoshopped to hell or taken 10 years ago, she doesn't look like that.
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