Daily reminder that all women are gains goblins
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/mar/27/my-husband-turned-into-fitness-fanatic-what-can-i-do-mariella-frostrup?CMP=fb_gu
>>36539444
You can become a fat piece of shit so he divorces your ass and finds a woman who wants him to be a better man rather than a typical cuck
Favourite line
>As he’s leaving for a workout he jokes that he’s “off to get some self-respect” – but now I think he actually believes it…
>>36539479
The Keks are real.
>>36539479
>don't work out and you're a lazy slob
>work out and you're a fanatical fitness nazi
We can't win. The game is rigged.
>>36539444
mariellas answer sure is taking a lot of letters to say "give him a hard time about it"
>>36539552
>fitness nazi
I'm okay with that.
GERMAN EXERCISE IS THE BEST IN THE WOOOOORLDDD!
>>36539444
>I have a problem
>Sure, let me give you a metric shitton of useless extra information before suggesting something retardedly stupid
This must be a grill thing.
>>36539444
>works out 2 times a day
>buy protein
>doesn't eat carbs
The guy's a moron. She should devorce his ass.
>>36539578
Gas the obese! Leg day now!
>>36539444
>>36539596
>dilemma
>1 paragraph
>intro to advice
>5 ½ paragraphs
>vague advice
>½ paragraph
It´s hard to even have an opinion. Negative or positive. What a crappy writer.
In my previous relationship my goal for fitness was treated with disrespect and doubt. At this point I was borderline obese.
Throughout my time at the gym she berated me for pushing myself so hard and told me to be satisfied with who I was.
All the while I concentrated on my academic career and used the confidence to really excel. In the end I just told her I didn't want her anymore and went down my own path.
If someone's that opposed to your own self-improvement, then they're not right for you.
"Body building is not about fitness. More likley it is a mental inadequacy/illness. He needs help."
Comment section is better.
Did his shrunken balls inspire her?
The husband sounds fat. If he has slashed all carbs, goes to the gym twice a day to do cardio and jokes about "getting some self-respect" when he leaves for the gym I think it's safe to assume he's obese. She should support his weight loss phase.
Seeing dedicated people is the typical woman's worst nightmare.
Lmao just read about this condition, Hypergymnasia.
The wikipedia article describes 99% of Fit
Her advice was to stop doing the chores because the husband has too much free time. All of my keks. Women act like cleaning a house every two or three days is a job. The broad who wrote in even said they live in a flat. It would take me less than an hour a week to make their little hovel shine like a diamond. That's just bad advice.
The rest of the article is just her shitting on 21st century men for being vain faggots. Hostile AF.
>>36539444
Why don't all those guys mumping on about nogf ever see this stuff?
>>36539754
seriously. Cleaning is easy as fucking piss. stupid women and their weak pathetic bodies
>>36539444
>As he’s leaving for a workout he jokes that he’s “off to get some self-respect”
Why hint? He should just call her a fat piece of shit outright and insist that she hit the gym or kill herself. Or am I misinterpreting?
>>36539769
Grass is greener syndrome.
To a certain degree I have to agree with the author. Not on her rants about men being "fitness nazis" or some bullshit but on the thing about men turning into little princesses.
Plus she's damn right about this fuckhead being a lazy bitch at home - especially about the food thing. You want to eat a certain diet? Take care of cooking.
>>36539742
>thinking that more than 10% of /fit/ even exercises, let alone lift
>>36539891
If he isn't asking her to do more work then I'm not sure I follow. If he's asking for separate food for him then ya.
>>36539643
Amen
>>36539676
Lies! Women ain't no Gain Goblins.
>>36539754
Its not about the cleaning.
Have you lived with a woman before? They will scream and nag at everything.
Women dont care about results, they care about effort. Effort to do housework
>>36539444
>the guardian
Literally the most biased tabloid 'news'
They are actual communist bastards and not the old tough kind.
>>36539444
rabid man-hating and actual misogyny aside, her suggestion that the woman stop all acts of intimacy is literally domestic abuse and grounds for divorce
>>36540140
Yes I have and yeah I know. Men can't do anything right. But her advice was to make him do chores to occupy his time. Not because she felt that he was shirking his share of the donestic responsibilities.
Maybe a better suggestion than "make him clean a small apartment" would be something like, find a mutual interest to engage him with. They could start going fishing together or something idfk. But if he's fit and motivated/energetic enough to go to the gym daily he's not going to need much time to straighten up the flat and bake his own chicken. That's fucking retarded advice.
>>36540212
No. If you have time to waste at the gym you have time to do chores.
Or so woman logic goes
these people are retarded
>>36540198
Well, it certainly kills the relationship one way or the other.
When a woman uses sex as leverage in marriage or monogamous ltr its a step closer to breakup every time.
>>36539643
These fatties don´t want their friends/family to get healthy because it will make them feel bad. They drag you down until you stay on their level.
>>36540223
Yeah. He does have time to do the chores. What do you not understand about this? Chores aren't endless. They can be completed in a timely manner and once one is finished one can still have time left in their day to work out.
>>36540234
>two reasons to go to a gym, hookups or because you're gay
Well /fit/, if you lift and are a virgin, you're gay.
>>36539444
They steal our most precious gains, the heart gains
>>36540234
not really.
> He’s at the gym twice a day – swimming in the morning and again after work for up to two hours.
there is absolutely no reason to be at the gym four fucking hours every day. that is insanity and I would believe it if you told me he was out having an affair. or gay sex.
>>36540322
Yeah, but he specifically said he was "off to get some self respect". So that rules out faggotry. Does sound like something somebody might say to their fat wife before going out to fuck their hot girlfriend though. If he hates her guts.
>>36539444
>Dude sounds great
Agreed all these problems probably aren't even problems the db are put away nicely in a corner and the wife just wants to eat pizza and not feel like shit because she has let herself go
>>36540322
Why not?
I'm going to start swimming soon and I can envision myself spending about an hr or more doing that for fun, then spending another hr or two at the gym for weightlifting/kyokushin practice.
The only point that the author makes is that you shouldn't let your wife/girlfriend do ALL the chores like she's your nigger.
Other than that, the author is a certifiable gains goblin
>>36540238
>wife uses sex as leverage
>whip out cock and start stroking it in the kitchen
ALPHA KEK
>>36540238
Yep, women always think they have the upper hand by doing that shit. Then wonder why they were cheated on or broken up with.
>Men are scum!!
>It has nothing to do with me being a cold, resentful bitch and not putting out!
>>36540481
Yeah but you're an autistic perma-virgin.
>>36540234
My wife isn't a feminazi, but she had some of the same suspicions as this tool.
She thought I was prepping to slay pussy on the side, but she was the one who encouraged me to get /fit/ in the first place. I guess their problem is they don't believe that some people actually enjoy exercise.
>>36539444
>That once iconic bible to male testosterone Playboy recently dropped the female full frontal, and I wonder if they’d fare better if they replaced their bunny centrefolds with latterday Adonises, allowing readers a closer look at the glories of their own male perfection.
You know that, bitch.
>>36540322
So Arnold was gay?
>>36539558
also she used the phrase "a deal breaker"
really? that's your advice? brake apart a family because the husband is not a slob?
>>36539891
If she's a housewife and he works, he has every right to expect her to cook.
>>36540589
You wouldn't divorce your wife for being too pretty?
>>36540600
You have a point. Brb, calling my lawyer.
>>36540581
>he doesn't know arnold did gay4pay
>>36540148
No worse than the daily mail
>>36540527
looooool my mom suspected i was doing drugs in the woods when i used to go on long walks
>>36540527
My ex thought the same thing. She was worried that I was getting fit in order to pick up other girls. At the same time, she was gaining a lot of weight and so I think she was just projecting her frustration onto me.
>>36540621
What the fuck is wrong with her nose?
Her nostrils look like they belong on two different people.
>>36539674
She's probably afraid that if he loses weight, he might realize he's too good for her.
>>36540736
if you are 14-17 then yes it's most likely you are doing drugs, especially if your parents aren't into nature/hiking.
>>36540914
wtf iswrong with the dude who took that Pic? doesn't know how to use a fucking flash.... that'smore than triggering
Most women will never understand lifting because the want and passion to improve yourself, to become a self-made man and break your goals, is so alien to them. That someone would voluntarily NOT take the easiest way out is bizarre and they'll always suspect there's something behind it
Obviously this doesn't apply to every woman, nor do all men share this mindset. But generally speaking. And it fucking sucks because it's so hard to explain
>>36540277
Right in the feelio
Some of you guys lack empathy. Making positive lifestyle changes implies the desire for a better life. Your partner is a huge part of your life. Ergo it is only natural for said partner to at least somewhat suspect that you are unhappy in your current relationship and wish for a better partner. The gains gobbling more likely comes from a place of fear and insecurity than one of actual malice or resentment.
Just like the one guy's mom. She was scared he was on drugs. Not mad that he was taking walks. We're all just a bunch of scared, sad, and confused animals blithering about in a world we can't even remotely comprehend. We have to keep that in mind when we try to understand one another.
Rich brings couples together
Kek
>>36541110
>Dylan Klebold
>>36541110
>>36541119
This has to be someone from /fit/ he has several comments deleted on that page
>>36541123
Still bringing the laughs all these years later.
>>36541055
She's the one with the problem, She should speak to him and tell him how she feels instead of asking a complete stranger who doesn't know either of them for advice.
>>36540322
>there is absolutely no reason to be at the gym four fucking hours every day.
Except he's probably not, she's just an over exaggerating whale trying to provide a foundation for her whining.
>HE WORKS OUT 15 TIMES A DAY 24 DAYS A WEEK I'M NOT THE PROBLEM SEE HE IS!
>>36541137
Yeah. I agree completely. She should try to communicate with him instead of reaching out for advice from the fucking dunderhead who wrote all of that nonsense.
I am exfat who used to date a fatty. The first 10 or 15lbs I lost, she was super happy with my progress and "how good I looked". Then as I started to leave fatty territory and go into chubby and finally healthy, she became increasingly upset.
We ended up breaking up because she was such a nagging, bitter, bitch 24/7. Funniest thing is, I had dated her so long and was so used to her, I didn't even care she was fat. I would have stayed with her if she hadn't transformed into a turbobitch.
>>36541205
Women date men who they consider to be equal to them in attractiveness. If you begin to improve yourself, she is left with two choices: improve herself or bring you back down to her level.
Seeing as women are lazy slobs with no motivation, it's easy to see which approach they will take.
>>36539778
Men even invented machines to make it easier for women to clean and they still ashit
>>36541205
Whats your progress as of today, anon? and is she still fat?
>>36541110
>>36541119
Comment was deleted by moderators.
These mods must be beta cucks indeed.
>>36541339
Just think... Some poor moderator at the Guardian googled "Rich Piana" the "all natural body builder" and was greeted by this.
>Too late, he's gone. Any sign of interest in jogging or joining a gym is grounds for immediate divorce. Having a dumbell at home, or wearing lycra, is grounds for divorce and a major lawsuit.
Poe's law. I can't even
>>36541384
to be fair, anyone wearing lycra or using dumbbells unironically should be sued.
>>36541384
actually wtf
>>36539600
>Low carb, not no carb. Probably a fatass losing weight. Just started and hasn't put in enough research to know better.
You honestly started fitness by reading research articles and buying a copy of starting strength? I don't think so. You started by reading bodybuilding articles like every other schmuck.
>>36539596
Google wants at least 300 words for an article to have a good seo rating, hence the inane rambling at the start of a lot of blog posts
>>36541395
>using dumbells unironically
It's like you want to stay a small cunt.
>>36540958
BS. I'm sure plenty of kids just meandered through the forest for hours, day after day, wandered until their feet would bleed.
I couldn't have been the only kid who just didn't want to be home.
>>36540948
>>36541466
Meant for this post. Whoops.
>>36540322
Maybe He doesn't want to be home
Same reason I do overhours and go to the gym for way too fucking long
>>36540259
>Be gay or have to deal with womens shit
difficult decisions in life honestly.
>>36540512
No breh
That's the same a cheating whore would say
>>36539742
>Hypergymnasia
Sounds like a made up condition by lazy fucks. In olden times people were doing manual labor every day. Weightlifting replaces that use of the body since as a developed world most people don't need to do manual labor.
>Also, pic related
>>36541466
the realization that this book is real came slow to me
>>36541229
>gf is very stubborn and works properly
>my lifting will push her to lift as well
Thanks lord
>>36540527
If they are so jealous I'd just drop em, if they are so self conscious that they think you working out a little to not be a loser and have problems with your back later in life means that you fuck other women(because she herself obviously cant be that fine if she thinks so lowly of herself) then youre bound to a sinking rock in the long haul
But on the other hand I wouldnt take relationship advice from a 19 year old virgin
>>36541384
I think this is irony
WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY WANT FROM US
>>36539615
First they went for the ham planets, and I said nothing because I didn't want to get caught In their orbit.... Then they went for the manlets, I said nothing because I couldn't see them over my gains....
>we master race now.
>>36540499
If you work full time and she's a house wife she's doing all the chores. End of story. Modern house wives have the easiest existence of all fucking time.
>>36539444
>Guy is world Ingram out twice a day, every day, form up to 3 hours
This is a ridiculous amount of time to spend at the gym when you're not a professional athlete
>complains that he's too busy working out to help her
Shea not mad at him for being fit, she's mad at him because she has to work a double shift while he gets to go fuck off and do what he wants. I'd be pissed too if my Guy never helped out and made me so all the work
>op complains about "gains goblins"
The Guy is doing it overkill, and in the process making his wife do all the work at home as well as at her job. If anything, HES the gains goblin. Certain things should take priority over gym, especially when you're wasting 20+ hours a week there.
I like being fit, but I'm not going to prioritize my workout over studying for an exam, especially if I can still fit in a respectable 3x a week workout
>>36539552
Working out everyday, twice a day, for up to 3 hours, when you're not a professional athlete , is basically a fitness nazi. You're omthinking of two contrasts and forgetting all the in between possibilities
>>36539596
>I'm going to ignore al the details explaining why, and just jump to the conclusion
Yeah, definitely a male thing
>>36539643
You are not the Guy in the article. The Guy in the article was working out for hours every goddamn day. You're just a fatass projecting your story where it doesn't belong.>>36539643
>>36539643
>>36539674
If he's been going to the gym regularly, daily, for 3 hours, and he was still a fatty, the guys a goddamned moron anyways and who cares. Fatties can't keep up with that much legit exercise, so either he doesn't know how to workout and is full of shit, or he's already fit
Fabricated Liberal HAES SJW propaganda. Wanting to be "fit" is now wrong. Stay fat, stay addicted to sugar, keep buying sugary products. Good goyim.
>>36539754
I think you just don't know how to clean. A lot of guys have this problem because they've never had to do it for themselves. I live in a studio and it still takes me hours to do a biweekly cleaning. Laundry, sweep, mop, counters, all surfaces wipes down etc. Cannot be done in an hour. The fact that you said it does tells me you don't clean your own goddamn underwear because it takes an hour just to dry those. Sounds like you don't recognize all the things your mommy/gfs does for you to keep your ass clean.
>>36540592
She works and does all the housework, that's her entire complaint. She's working a double shift while hubby gets to go have fun
>>36539994
He's not asking her to do more work, he just assumes shell take care of it for him- actually worse than asking. He assumes shell take care of the house while he's off having his free time>>36539994
>>36539444
kek,
>tell family how thin I am becoming, that I am still fighting my body fat
>"but anon, you are looking TOO thin, stop it please"
>"I am at 15% bodyfat...I can still lose a lot and not be unhealthy"
fuck women.
>>36540140
I care about results, but I choose to not push it further when my Bf did a shitty job of cleaning because I'm glad to take it one step at a time and be grateful he's doing anything (unlike the Guy in the article) . I know not to put expectations on males, even when its something as simple as cleaning a counterop- I'd just be setting myself up for disappointment. But I think a lot of girls haven't realized that they shouldn't expect much from males and as a result end up nagging a lot
>>36542187
You're a goddamn idiot. You don't think you can't multitask half of that? 1 hour might've been an underestimation, but if a studio flat takes you hours to clean you're doing something wrong.
>>36540481
Adult who are married should have thing like jobs that occupy ~40 hours a week. If you spend that much time at a gym, it sounds like you lack a job/real life. If you're that into fitness, why not go outside sometime to be active? Get a really hobby that maintains fitness
>>36540322
>up to
Big red flag right there. He could regularly spend half that time but one the ONE OCCASION he gets in the zone and camps out the gym wimmenz get to say "up to two hours."
>>36542295
>has never done his own laundry
Dude, just stop talking if you don't know what you're talking about
>>36542345
Or he could just spend at least one out of seven days helping his wife do the double shift she never agreed to.
>>36542369
I might be taking bait but I don't even give a fuck. Once it's in the machine you have 30-40 minutes to do something else, maybe vacuum, or sweep/mop. Then you take it out, put the next load in, and while that washes you hang the wet clothes. Still gives you another 20 minutes to wipe down surfaces.
>>36542387
Piss off. Her rhetoric in the entire article was attacking her husband and I guarantee you she exaggerated every point she could to give her a case.
>>36542404
Depends how filthy it is desu
If you have to scrub individual areas to get shit out it's gonna take longer
Laundry takes me hours to do a couple loads because the thing takes forever and the instructions are confusing
>>36542482
Are you talking about scrubbing clothes or surfaces/floors? Because if you're the guy in the studio flat who apparently cleans twice a week, your surfaces and floors shouldn't be getting that filthy. And if it is clothes, just put them in to soak while you do the light soil load of laundry first. Adds 5 minutes to the routine.
If you're not that guy, then yeah, it's confusing at first. And having an overly complicated machine that takes forever won't make things easier.
>>36542294
>guy has a job
>woman doesn't
>all the woman has to do is clean a little bit, do the laundry, and take care of the food/dishes
>maybe 2-3 hours of work every day, if that
>still bitches when the man gets home from his 8+ hour job
>>36542187
>it takes an hour just to dry those
Do you stand there blowing on them to dry them or what? Once you get that shit in the machine you're free to fuck off till it's done.
Why do you have to clean so much anyway, you having parties in your apartment twice a week? Can't imagine why you'd need to sweep and mop twice a week unless you've got people spilling food and drink.
>>36541055
It doesn't make it okay. As an adult you need to deal with those things. Not passive aggressively do less so they won't improve.
He's also focused on weight loss, so she is literally getting mad about being healthier as opposed lifting which is mostly aesthetic.
>>36541466
Why am I erect? Do I lift for little boys?
>>36542187
>takes me hours to do a biweekly cleaning
I know some faggots like you
they'e fucking unorganized as fuck, they just satnd around and look around contemplating what to clean next
it's easy though
Dust off from top to bottom, sweep and mop
meanwhile load/unload machines of laundry
I used to be a fucking maid (or rather the male form of it) in the local gym and mos of the time was me in the corner sipping coffee waiting for the machine to finish
owner said he never had a better cleaner, fucking get sweaty when cleaning no big deal
>>36542482
>the instructions are confusing
no, you're a fucking idiot that's all
>>36542636
I agree. I was just giving an explanation, not a justification.
>>36542187
Do you do laundry every day?
>>36542794
>Biweekly
Obviously not, she's just a bitch complaining about having to do a job that takes a few hours twice every week.
>>36539444
>Daily reminder that all women are gains goblins
Heard my trips friend.
>>36540581
In his documentary he says that getting a pump is better than coming in a girl.
>>36541055
Just because he is unhappy with his body doesn't mean he's not happy with her.
>>36541229
>Women date men who they consider to be equal to them in attractiveness
Well then I'm fucked since I consider most women more attractive than me.
>>36542897
Of course it doesn't. But by improving his body he's improving his appearance. And by improving his appearance he's improving his ability to attract members of the opposite sex. Even if that isn't his goal.
>>36542095
Yes....get to the point stop rambling
>>36542113
Lel triggered
>>36539578
Based Stroheim
>>36542113
2 hours a day is too long? Your opinion is shit.
b4 "lern 2 read", the article says he goes to the gym twice, SOMETIMES up to 2 hours a day.
Assuming he's not getting up 2-3 hours before work, he's probably working out an hour before, and an hour or so after. Which, in terms of time that can be spent with his wife, is really only 2 hours tops of free time taken up. Otherwise I assume he just sleeps before work.
>>36542920
you wouldn't fuck yourself?
>>36539742
>Hypergymnasia
AYO HOL UP
If this is a legit disorder, then we could have something to fall back on when lobbying for the legalization of prescription testosterone without having to actually have low test.
>doc I'm anon
>I think I've lost control of my life and the only way to get it back is to be a big guy
I mean, trannies get a free pass why shouldn't we?
>>36543034
excellent point
>sup doc I don't need anti-depressants just some test
>>36543058
>sup doc I think I'm a woman just give me some estrogen
>sup doc I think I'm a man just give me some test
should be fine right
"Are you serious? Surely boys have always troubled over their haircuts. What's truly novel is the now very pervasive creatine-BCAA-protein-(steroid) ingestion from mid-teens onwards."
>>36539552
>implying fitness nazi is an insult
>>36542482
The washer machine is "confusing" to you, and takes hours to do multiple loads? What kind of space-age fucking washer and dryer do you have? It's washing clothes, not rocket science...
>>36542187
It would take me less than a couple of hours to get my barracks room to inspection standard. Normal cleaning is not hard.
>>36540322
If half of his workouts are in the morning ("he works out before work"), then REALLY all the wife is complaining about is that she's losing UP TO 2 hours in the evenings after work.
>My husband does something for up to 2 hours each day, what an asshole!
Just fucking talk shit out, don't just go "Oh yeah, you like going to the gym? Well do more chores too!!!"
>>36539444
>but the fitness phase is getting extreme. He’s at the gym twice a day – swimming in the morning and again after work for up to two hours
>fitness phase is getting extreme
>getting extreme
>extreme
>>36540914
The nose? WTF is with the damn herpe on her lip?
>>36541384
>>36541421
>>36541395
>>36541849
satire, guys
>>36543448
maybe sarcasm
>>36543477
Could be hyperbole.
>>36543034
>>36543058
>>36543097
>I think I'm Trans. Transmuscular
>I feel these muscles that I do not have. I need them to feel complete. To feel whole.
This should actually be a thing.
>>36541833
She's a good woman, but she's just insecure. They all are. If she wasn't, she wouldn't be a woman. Some women turn into crazy gains goblins, but in others it's just a little insecurity that can be managed with a little smooth talk and a good dicking.
>>36539552
don't play the game of losers
>>36539552
that's because in women's minds if you don't look good naturally you had to work hard for it therefore it wasn't due to genetics and it's useless to them
>>36539659
>implying that being a dangerously overweight landwhale is just fine
what the fuck kind of world do we live in where actively pursuing health and physical fitness is looked down upon while being a god damn hamplanet is "something everyone needs to accept"?
>>36543034
>I'm 6'8 strongman trapped in a woman trapped in a man
where are my gibsmedats
>>36540499
What's the point of having a live in bitch if she doesn't handle the domestic shit? I don't care if she works two full time jobs, she has the vagina so she cleans the house. My diet is autistic and the concept of macros and grams are far too much for a female to understand so I'll handle that much, but even a retard can sweep and wash clothes. Or so you'd think at least. I've dumped more than one wife material bitch over fucking up my laundry. What dumbass puts sweaters or sweatpants in the dryer? My $60 Nike pants were bad enough, but the $180 sweater is the one that made me want to kill her. Just think of all the brotein that could have bought.
>>36542931
So it's the girlfriends mistake since she's becoming insecure, then?
Damn why are women so worthless?
>>36543032
I will when my traps get bigger, chest and back wider and forearms fuller. Also I need some more quad definition and bigger calves. Then I'll consider myself sexy.
>>36543715
Because they wait for you at the finish line. They literally don't understand the years of dedication and struggle it takes just to get an average amount of muscle. In their mind you just work out for a little bit and magically become zyzz or Bradley Martyn. They really don't know or care about how many years of blood sweat and tears it took to get to your level of fit. All they care is that you have big muscles, are tall, and have a 6 pack.
They want instant stuff. Not investments
>>36540119
Monogamy is male suicide.
>>36540119
>WAAAAAAUGH!!!
>U
zoggin gitz
>>36542482
>Laundry takes me hours to do a couple loads because the thing takes forever and the instructions are confusing
>>36543897
>>36543213
No bully pls
Basically it has about 30 preset washes in various combinations, and a regular wash takes about an hour. It's a combination dryer so that takes another 70-90 minutes afterwards to do a halfway decent job, it's quite a shit dryer. If I had a separate dryer it'd be much faster. So doing say 2 loads of laundry easily takes hours at those times
I suspect there's some combination that might be faster but the instructions only say they quicker ones are for specific materials, I can't be bothered with that so I just toss it all in together. It's mostly cotton stuff anyway
>tfw will never find a woman that just wants to get fit with me
>tfw even if I do she'll never be asian and asian is the only thing I'm attracted to
>>36539552
>there is one woman in the world
>>36544097
you better be asian
>>36544076
40 degrees for regular clothes. Don't mix whites with colors.
60 degrees for underwear/towles/bed sheets. Don't mixed whites with colors
If the dryer is so terrible, hang them up in your living room over night. It's not complicated.
t. college student who just moved into my own place.
>>36544116
>he doesn't know all women are the same
>>36544097
>tfw the only girls I know who are into fitness are either already in a relationship, or single with kids, or in a relationship with a new guy after she divorced her husband, and also has kids.
WHy are all the good women already broken?
>>36544155
>the one QT i know that's actually working towards getting swole is a lesbian
>her gf just looks like a guy anyways
>>36544133
My clothes are so old mixing doesn't matter, they don't run trust me
Hanging out clothes is a bad idea unless you regularly leave windows open to let the moisture ventilate. Otherwise you gonna get mould everywhere. Too cold where I live to open the windows
>>36544155
Don't ever settle, anon.
You don't want to be a literal cuck
>>36544188
No it's not like that anyway. They're both friends of me and despite the fact that they look amazing and I want them both to sit on my face, there are too many red flags.
Sure they're nice and I have no reason to suspect they're crazy or irrational like most women are, but I'm never settling with someone that already has kids.
>>36544248
>I'm never settling with someone that already has kids.
Good man
>>36544337
Yeah and I also don't feel comfortable around kids. I'm only 23 and still have my future ahead of me. Don't want to get rooted down in a relationship no matter how decent the other one is.
The girl who's 27 is in my class. She's really well organized and knows her stuff. She's one of the best in class. We both want someone who contributes to the relationship when looking for a partner and agreed that it's disrespectful to the other to not take initiative in a relationship. She explained that her ex boyfriend had proposed to her, but on that very same night cheated on her. She left him during a very stressful part of our course (we're nursing students and were doing hospital rotations at the time while also having to study for exams). But despite being, on paper, good for each other I just want to keep her as a friend.
>>36542187
It takes me two hours a week to clean my single wide trailer, and maybe five minutes a day to wash dishes/wipe the counters after cooking and eating. If it takes you more than that for a studio then you're either a massive slob who makes unnecessary messes, or a neat freak that cleans unnecessarily. You're probably doing stupid shit like cleaning the grout in your tile with a tooth brush and blow drying your underwear.
Even if she's a stay at home mom with kids, if she spends more than a couple hours a day cleaning then she's a retard or doing it to herself. And if she's a stay at home mom then she shouldn't be expecting the working husband to clean.
>not wanting to have your husband be /fit/ so he can smash you instead of running out of breath during sex and flopping on top of you
>>36544513
She's fucking Omar on the side anyway.
>>36542077
Is swimming "working out" though? I mean ur not a fitness nazi if you play basketball in ur front yard so why should swimming being different. The guy found a hobby to do that is beneficial to him and he seems to enjoy if he goes 4 hours a day. What's he gonna spend that time doing7, sitting around so people don't think he's obsessed?
Let people spend their time the way they want to
>>36542339
Why can't swimming be that hobby?
>>slashed carbs. Making your body sick to be fit and robbing it of its preferred fuel ? it's like he doesn't want to make it.
>>36544590
He probably didn't actually cut carbs. Just stopped eating white bread, rice, and pasta for every other meal.
Fucking women. I went from being considered medically obese to being in the best shape of my life in a matter of months. Unfortunately the best shape of my life happened to be skinny fat.
So I started lifting a while back, made some gains. and now I'm cutting so I can be a bit lean before I slow bulk. And I got these fat mutherfuckers bitching at me.
>Anon you don't want to get too skinny!
>Oh you can have some rice, everything in moderation I say! (proceeds to drink a gallon of wine a day)
>Oh you need your carbs though! (Yeah doesn't mean they have to come from brownies you dipshit.)
Fuck everyone. Pursue your own goals. Its the only way your going to get anywhere in life.
>>36542187
>this is how incompetent women are
>this is what these useless fucking parasites of society literally believe
>>36541466
Kek
>instead of finding other boys to touch me, I now have my father touch me
>>36544677
I went from 220 in middle school to 200 in HS, then went down to 185 after HS. Worked in a cold storage warehouse pulling orders, lifting and cardio all day long 6 days a week, ate like pig, made absolutely no gains but was strong as hell and went down to 170. Would eat like a tub of vegan ice cream a day, whole packages of faux chicken strips, ... Could not gain a pound. Wife always commented on how skinny I was during sex. Quit that job gained like 15+ pounds at least, not as handsome cause fatter face but gains are coming now. FML
>>36543763
>/r9k/, the post
I'm sorry your oneitis won't notice you man, but don't take it out on everyone else.
>>36541612
>In olden times people were doing manual labor every day
Citation needed.
>>36542187
lmao
I live in a two store house, with 4 rooms and a German Shepherd who leaves massive shits if you don't walk it 3 times a day and it takes me and my brother less than 2 hours to leave the house immaculate.
You're an idiot. A lazy idiot.
>>36540119
>only 5 A's
>I bets da fuckin' 'umies did dis'.jpg
>>36542187
This desu
I'm a stay at home husband and ACTUALLY cleaning the house properly takes a lot of time. By that I mean
>sweeping floors
>mopping floors
>spot washing tough stains on floors
>washing the walls
>cleaning/disenfecting/polishing the appliances
>doing laundry
>including cushion covers, etc
>cleaning the couch/chairs
>oiling wood products
>scrubbing grout on tile floors
>cleaning windows
>cleaning the inside of the fridge
>cleaning toilets
>cleaning the tub/shower
>vacuumin/beating rugs
To list a few.
That's 3 times a week, with regular sweeping/upkeep on the other days. Is it particularly difficult? No. But if you honestly think that cleaning a house takes an hour, you've never cleaned a house properly. Even when I lived in a studio apartment, properly cleaning it took a good amount of time.
Gotta say though being a stay at home dad is the best thing I've ever done with my life, having a full time job is way overrated, I'm real glad my wife does that for us.
>>36545336
Let me guess. You're wife is one of the BLACKED girls
>>36545336
>stay at home wives
>doing even a fraction of that list
>>36539444
Not really. My wife just shot test in my asscheek an hour ago, maybe you should find women that aren't cunts lel
>>36545377
>speaking from memes
>not from personal experience
My mom did all of that and more when she was pregnant with my brother/on leave from her office.
>>36545365
She develops SSDs at Intel in Vancouver.
>not having a working wife and a maid who cleans once a week
baka lads
>>36545336
How does all the shit end up on the walls and stuff?
>>36545261
>people did more manual labor in days of yore
>Citation needed.
Poe's law in full effect
>>36539444
>boys aren’t doing as well as girls academically
Loving this meme.
The whole article just oozes with blind hatred for masculinity. Change the sex and you could never ever publish this in a mainstream media outlet.
>>36545459
With three kids running around, it's a lot easier than you'd think! Especially since I'm kind of autistic when it comes to my house. Handprints (even clean ones are pretty noticable), flecks of food from cooking, there are a lot of things you don't notice if you don't look/care.
>>36545458
We tried having a maid/nanny for the first year or two, but we didn't like it much. And I was in a position to stop working full time at my business, so it just made sense. Its definitely nice having a working spouse, both of my parents worked full time and still found time to make things work with a maid.
>>36545336
>half the list is things that people do yearly
Grasping at straws much, cuckold?
>stay at home husband
>literally too weak and stupid to be a productive member of society
>literally being a failure of a man
And your opinion matters why?
>>36544188
>>be 4/10 facially
>>good lighting, threads and a smile put me at a 6 at best
>>virgin at 22
>>Not attractive or confident to pull women ina club
>>All the girls in my hobbies are ugly, fat, taken, or some combination of the three
My best shot is to get shredded at the gym and try to push my looks a bit higher so less girls will shoot me down, then hopefully get into my next degree and ask out enough freshers so that one of them will go for me.
Settling is my only option.
[spoiler]I'm 6 foot 4 though so that helps[/spoiler]
>>36545336
Yea if you have like 5 kids. Otherwise you're full of shit.
>>36540259
Shit I wish I were a gay! Life on easy mode. Men I understand but women might as well be alien creatures to me
>>36545570
>Implying
I owned and operated a successful wine importer for 7 years, I'm confident enough in my nephew that I don't have to be in there every day anymore. I still make money through it, but we're well enough off that I can stay home to raise my children.
>half the list is things people do yearly
I wouldn't want to live in your disgusting home, anon.
>failure of a man
Project all you want, spending time with my kids and doing things that make me happy/well rounded person are all I could ever want.
>>36545613
Which of those things would be alleviated by having less kids? Does having more kids mean you need to oil the dining room table more? Don't be silly.
But as it stands I do have three very active kids that despite their best efforts, make a LOT of mess.
>>36545626
>being gay is life on easy mode
It's true that you're better off being more intimate with men but it's not like it's always drama free.
Also it fucking sucks that a promiscuous and fetish-driven minority has to set a stereotype for us. It pretty much dictates how people see you even though you don't
>>36539600
He goes for a morning and afternoon swim. Pretty healthy lifesyle, desu.
>>36545336
Ooooh you a good Boy Rover
66% of the shit you listed you Most definetly don't do 3 times a week. I know you wanna make it sound as if you were busy and useful but I worked as a housekeeper for a couple of years and it's one of the simplest and Most convenient Jobs out There. Don't kid yourself you're a parasitic chump with no self respect, federline trophy husband
>>36545672
>I wouldn't want to live in your disgusting home, anon.
>whoever doesn't clean literally everything everyday has a disgusting home
Maybe I don't have disgusting hobbies like you that makes my surrounding so dirty that you need to scrub it regularly? Lmao what an idiot.
>>36539659
>"He must know deep down that there is something odd about his behaviour or he would not hide his tubs of proteins when they have guests over."
They talk about protein powder like it's fucking heroin.
>>36545700
I'm not saying that cleaning is hard, or even highly time consuming. That there generally takes me 3ish hours, but at a very relaxed and lazy pace.
Don't project so hard, you're making yourself look like a fool.
>>36545706
Tell me what on that list you do only once a year.
I have three very active kids, kids make mess like it or no. Having a merely tidy house isn't good enough for someone as autistic as me, it needs to be display home clean or I sperg out a little.
>>36545672
>wouldn't want to live in your disgusting home, anon.
Have fun having kids allergic to everything
>>36545612
Get shredded, get rich, get plastic surgery. Then you'll be a tall, slightly less rich attractive dude.
>>36545759
>you're making yourself look like a fool
That's pretty rich coming from a housewife
Don't crap you khaki capris bro
>>36545765
My kids are very active outdoors and get exposed to plenty, but I'm sure you know the ins and outs of my household from a single post on a Bengal fly fishing classified section.
>>36545804
:^) simply eric
>>36545759
Kids don't spill shit into every corner you stupid retard. Don't try to attribute your inadequacy and incompetence to your kids, you fucking irresponsible piece of shit.
>Tell me what on that list you do only once a year.
Varnish wooden furniture and clean walls. The floors and laundry I do weekly, and anything else monthly. It's pathetic to think that you can act superior to anyone when you're literally too stupid to tell what chores should be done weekly, monthly and yearly.
I bet your wife is getting fucked by her boss at work too, you stupid cuckold.
>>36545675
If it was such a minority why is it that gays are such a small group yet account for so much of the AIDs and other STD rates? I truly believe gay's are born either rotten or like most of them were molested at a young age. Every gay guy I knew has been such a bag of dump and Craigslist addict.
>>36545847
Do you not know what promiscuous means?
>>36539444
His SMV is getting higher and she is hamstering to the point of lunacy that she can lose him.
Daily reminder to be the best version of yourself and not be pussy whipped. Reclaim your self and your manhood /fit/
>>36545831
I hope that you're proud of yourself
You do know that you're the guy that your friends (if any) make fun of you for being the wife in the relationship? Not banting
>>36539444
she can get cucked perhaps.
>paragraphs upon paragraphs of doggerel
>actual advice given in one sentence at the very end: equal division of domestic labour lol!!
i'd be a better fucking agony aunt fambulance
>>36545838
Do you have kids? I'm not attributing anything to them, but if you think that young kids don't make mess you're pretty unlearned.
I have a lot of very old wooden furniture that dries out quickly. I might not need to oil it more than once a week (granted I you only have newish wooden furniture this isn't really applicable), but it definitely looks a lot nicer if I do it three times a week.
Why are you getting so offended over this anon?
>>36545877
My friends are largely single dads, part time stay at home dads, and all of my friends are a lot more progressive than the people here, so they don't care.
>>36545960
>progressive
Kek that's what they think this is nowadays? It was about equality and not switching roles originally you know
>>36545960
>Do you have kids? I'm not attributing anything to them, but if you think that young kids don't make mess you're pretty unlearned.
I'll spell it out for you: you're attributing the fact that you need to clean the entire house more than once per week to your kids. Kids make "local" messes which you can clean up on the spot within seconds.
I've cared for my 6th grade niece for months at a time; she makes literally zero mess, so if anything your kids making messes is due to your bad parenting.
I only lift for asian women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miOHtJi-aS4
>>36545960
Holy shit, I shit on my dad a lot but thankfully He was Not a cringey beta bitch like you
I live in a student flat and clean it maybe twice a year kek.
Hope no one ever invites themselves over.
Look guys, I'm not saying that being a stay at home spouse is really hard or time consuming. I'm trying to say that not every stay at home spouse is a lazy shitter like the one in the article seems to be.
>>36546000
Equality IS being able to do what you want though, it's sort of the whole point.
>>36546002
Where did I say any of that? I cleaned the house fastidiously before I had kids, now it just takes a little more is all, and even then not that much.
>kids making mess is bad parenting
Oh haha wow
>>36546025
How am I a beta bitch anon? Please explain without meming and using angry words, if possible.
>>36546002
Chill breh, that faggot simply doesn't know what actual work is, also he is trying to make a point so he's exagerating
Dude's a lil whipped bitch but can't accept it so he'll argue all day all night calling us faggots because he has nothing better do do
He's basically a neet mom
>>36546032
>student house
>doesn't have people coming in and out all the time
come on lad
>>36546068
>How am I a beta bitch anon? Please explain without meming and using angry words, if possible.
I present to you your own fucking reply as evidence
>>36546068
>Where did I say any of that?
Are you fucking stupid? Why else would you bring up kids thing in >>36545759? Stop mouthbreathing for a minute and think, dumbass.
>Oh haha wow
Typical response of a bad parent. They don't understand that their kids' bad habits are a reflection of how terrible of a parent they are. Keep deluding yourself, idiot.
>>36546097
We're living in a society that breeds someone this stupid and delusional. The world is fucked.
>>36545766
My face is slightly lopsided, can't fix that.
I posted on real self and all the surgeons are trying to push feminine, fake-looking noses. I've got a wide bridge so that shit won't fly.
Wouldn't mind having a bit more of a prominent jaw too, but that could be fixed with braces. I had braces when I was in my teens but only wore the retainers for a year after, which is a problem.
In all honesty the right plastic surgery could do wonders. It's just that I'm worried of finding a surgeon who would try and push his idea of perfection instead of something that would be right for me.
In the meantime, I plan on getting shredded, but I can never eat enough to get decent gains. My routine is shite too.
>>36546119
So not sperging out on an anime imageboard is beta. I feel sorry for people around you.
>>36546153
>We're living in a society that breeds someone this stupid and delusional. The world is fucked
Funny, i was thinking the same
>>36546158
I believe you forgot where you are friend
You should rather feel sorry for yourself
>>36539643
This is correct.
Imagine if people openly discouraged other areas of success like they do fitness
>College? What for? You're fine as you are now. Or are you saying us regular folks are inferior?
>I don't know why you're so obsessed about that promotion, honey. I work in a cubicle. Why don't you want to work in a cubicle? Do you think you're too good for me? *cries*
>Oh darling, *another* book? I'm starting to get concerned about this obsession of yours. Come on, let's watch an Adam Sandler movie, and I want to hear you laughing this time.
>you want to travel? Ugh, what for? Just stay home with me. No, I don't want to go travelling with you, it's too hard and you know I totally have a literal phobia of flying. Enjoy yourself without me I guess, jerk. *sobs*
But when it comes to physical fitness, any degree of paranoid, crab-like, petty sabotage is considered justified because we live in a fucked up mediocracy that still associates striving for perfection with fascism.
>>36546024
shit
I got really hard on this
4 days nofap here
>>36540223
And yet if you ask women why they browse Facebook, play Candy Crush and watch soap operas for six hours a day they turn into petulant children blubbering about how "stressed" they are and they need "me time" and how "you wouldn't understand". But a 90-minute gym session? Divorce that deadbeat, gurl, you don't need no man like that *head flick* *snap fingers*
>>36546249
Gees how did we get to this? When did becoming healthy considered a negative thing? Why are people so petty and lazy these days?
>>36545417
homie has the cushie life cleaning the house and playing xbox with time for a job to keep money flowing.
very nice
>>36540322
If that includes time spent traveling, changing, showering etc then 2 hours for a workout isn't bad. It's pretty brisk actually. What the hell does she care what he does before work? So yeah, what her complaint boils down to is the fact that he spends 2 hours an evening not in her company.
Now, fair point, this probably suggests theres a problem. Not necessarily with him, but certainly with their marriage. Plenty of unhappy spouses find excuses not to spend time at home - work, sports, drinking, socializing, etc. It's only because its LOLTHEGYM that these accusations of cheating, homosexuality, impotence, anorexia, bigorexia, kiddy fiddling, KKK fundraising etc get bandied about at the dropof a hat. Lol those menz and their gay muscles, lol (but srs tho bish did you see that channing Tatum trailer omfg I schlicked twice)
>>36545831
>my kids... very active... exposed... one and outs
Anything you'd like to tell us anon? Why don't you take a seat over there.
>>36539444
The Guardian opinion pieces are basically professional trolling
also I'd love to jerk off to Mariella Fostrup's husky voice telling me to cum
>>36539552
>>36539578
Yes embrace it.
>>36540914
scar tissue
>>36539754
This guy probably is middle aged and has realized that he is staring down the void. Ugly, out of shape wife, probably dislikes job, has lots of monthly payments so he has no expendable income. Getting fit is a way he can take control and be a man again.
Her issue is that she probably has no interest in getting fit and is insecure
>>36541110
me and my gf actually watch bbtd together just for laughs
>>36543897
hnng low test is best test
>>36541110
>>36541119
>not telling her that her husband may be hooked on creatine
>>36543029
Read the article. He was swimming before work, and doing 2 hours per day after work
>>36545336
>Nu-male detected
How long does it take to clean your wife's strap-on collection?
>>36541466
>>36542339
>go get a real hobby that maintains fitness
Like swimming? You dork.
>>36546443
I actually agree with this 100%. Not all of us live within one minute of the gym. Also if you warm up for 5 minutes, do weights, then do cardio, stretch+cooldown + travel time home... You're not getting a full workout in, you're getting a rushed work out in. If I'm spending $35/month on a gym I wanna squeeze every last drop out of it. Two hours workout time is not unreasonable at all.
