Guys i was showing my mom family pics and accidentaly showed her a nude pic of me
hold me brehs
>>36524942
H-how nude, anon?
""""""""""accidentally""""""""""
>>36524957
I swear
>>36524942
She's gonna be thinking of you when she goes to bed, then she's gonna reach into her nightstand drawer and pull out her imitation cock and stretch her pussy out while she imagines it's not plastic, but your hot erect member thrusting deep inside. As she cums and the multiple orgasms begin she'll imagine you delivering your creamy, hot load into her womb where your sister will eventually grow.
>>36524987
this is disturbing
Post it. Blank the face out obviously
>>36524942
mammy saw your pee pee
You mom is going to masturbate later tonight imagining you're fucking her Anon.
>>36525036
pls stop
>>36525036
and impregnating her
>>36524942
It gets worse. When I was a kid I would get hot when i took a shit so i would take all my clothes off. One day I thought no one was home so i was fully naked in the bathroom and my mum walked in.
She will lay in bed with her fingers jammed up her cunt picturing your hard cock slamming into her wet and eager holes. Who would have thought her little baby boy would make her cum?
It's fine anon you came out of her vagina naked and she changed your diapers for years. She's ok with seeing you without clothes.
>riding in car with mom
>tfw Bluetooth connects phone
>tfw iPhone shows last played thing
>"pornhub . . ."
A little piece of me died that day.
>>36525072
Jabcomix pls go
>>36525067
Are you me
>mom somehow saw me erect without me knowing
>tells me about it
>thinks I'm over 8 inches
>tfw only like a quarter of an inch over 7 inches
>explain to her that I'm full Asian
what's worse is that she fucking blabbed about it to some of her fucking friends, jesus christ, man
>>36525234
AHAHAHAHAHA. FUCK.
Almost choked on my food kek
>>36525266
Yeah my Mom did the same thing, saw me jerking off one day then told her friends I had a 9 inch dick.
>>36525266
Huh. Why are you making up shitty stories
>>36525277
i wish
i feel so violated, you don't even know
>>36525288
How does she see you erect without you knowing
How does talking about your dick come up
>>36525301
She creeps into my bedroom at night and gets me hard while I'm asleep.
>>36525301
99% it was door peeping when I still opened my door (yeah I'm retarded) in order to look innocent
now it's completely locked 99% of the day
>>36525309
this is not me
>>36525309
Am I being memed
My mom walked into my room while my gf was riding on top of me. Life be like that.
>>36524942
did she mire your dong Y / N?
pls respond
>>36524942
who gives a shit anon she has seen you naked all your life, you are her fucking kid. The least you can do is have something to make her proud of like your gains or a girlfriend
“Son, come here, you’re about to get first-hand experience on how 2 men can fuck one woman.”
Kevin set the camera up and jumped in. Kevin watched as his dad fucked me on top. (Kevin was sucking my tits, and I was sucking his cock). Then Kevin would eat my pussy while I “deepthroated” his dad’s dick. After an
hour Kevin left with the camera to preview his training film. Gordon popped popcorn, opened up three beers, and I sat down to watch our per-
formances.
>>36524987
lol so how's your life going as you type this?
>>36524942
ITT: OP baits for incest stories
>>36525067
Every mom has seen their son naked before. Don't worry about it too much bruh.
HARD AS DIAMONDS
>>36525400
nice
You should be forcing your mother to take in your nude body on the regular.
hey OP get ready for the realest response in this whole thread
you came out of her vag naked
she changed your daiper naked
she pretty much saw you naked for the first several years of your life
blame christianity for the apple-biting meme
>>36524987
why boner?
>>36526564
>she pretty much saw you naked for the first several years of your life
You realize dicks grow in size as you grow up, right? I mean, really.
>>36526564
>she changed your daiper naked
That's not normal, anon.
>>36526619
I remember bathing with my mom when I was little. No idea how old I was, but I was probably about 4 or 5 since my sister was there. I remember resting my head on her vagina as we laid there and how her pubic hair scratched the back of my head. I think I have a thing for pubic hair because of that.
>>36526615
so does your entire body. this matters why?
it's a dick. it's the same extension of the same body she gave birth to 20something years ago.
point is get over it or you're digging yourself a deeper freudian hole.
>>36524942
lmao same thing happened to me, but im female and it was my dad.
>>36527613
what kind of female are you with an 8 inch asian dick?
>>36527634
a thai one probably
>>36525335
It's this makes most people feel embarrassed. There should be nothing embarrassing about having sex. It's perfectly normal.
>>36525057
No matter how many times I see that face, i still laugh
I remember my Gf's mom walking in on us having sex in the morning. She just stood there and calmly told us that breakfast was ready soon and whether we wanted some eggs.
>>36528341
She's down
