What's a good line for picking up girls at the gym?
Hi, how's it going?
>ayy bb u so strong u lifted my dick with no hands
>>36522986
girl the way you do it, got me in a trance.
>w-wanna take a sniff at that cloth?
>>36522976
dont do it. picked up my gf at the gym and im about to break up with her in about 5 minutes because she cheated on me, wasnt even with a better looking dude, gym chicks are just mostly sluts. but if thats what your looking for, just a casual smile then not talking to them for the next few sessions usually works then just saying "hey you have a good routine"
>>36522976
sniff the seat after they're done
>>36522976
Don't!
>Hey gurl, I just wanna put it in ur butt
what's the time? i left my $50,000 watch in my locker
>>36522976
>risking losing your membership for a cunt
you are a retard
Ay girl you into fitness? How bout fitten dis dick in yer ass.
Just make the second part sound like the word fitness and you'll be in there.
>>36522976
>be in gym working out for 10 years now look like a greek god
>10/10 qt girl is at the gym with godtier body and ass everyone runs around with a boner nect to her
>don't even think of haviong chances do my routine workout
>suddenly girl asks me if I am currently using some weights randomly lying around
>autism 101 reply with "just take em what could happen" and turn away to my weights
>girl gives am a weird look go to the weights picks them up... drops them
>never talked to me ever again
use the alphabet one
Ridicule her for using machines instead of free weights. Give off a rapey vibe so she'll be so scared, she'll let you do whatever you want. Let her know that you are all about GOMAD, then Rip a huge protein fart and leave.
>>36523021
once a 10/10 qt asked me to spot her bench
saw her regularly for a few years afterwards but I never had the courage to start a conversation
>>36523047
men I wish i were at the gym right now
the qt's are almost the best thing
>>36522976
show me ur pussy bitch imma gonna slam u
