Who do you lift for?
I do it for God.
I train every day and night, sweating and bleeding and vomiting all of my love for It, that Omnipresent being that can't cease to exist.
Once I reach my limit, I will become something more than me, I will become One with Myself and challenge It , and embrace The Void
For Putin.
>>36521513
Lifting for the God that created the Leviathan...the beast without equal and without fear. Leviathan laughs at your puny frame. Sorry, but God doesn't care about your physical gains.
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>>36521513
>Why myself of course!
>God
Top Keke m8
>>36521513
This is possibly the most perfect woman I have ever seen
>for It, that Omnipresent
Couldn't read on from there, vision obscured by intense cringe
>Tfw godly lift on Good Friday
God bless, Christianon. Have a great Easter.
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>>36523512
literally this thread
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>>36521513
So you lift for your moeshit waifu.
Got it.
>>36523512
>not at "I do it for God"
>>36523552
>I pray every day to some fucking abstract construct
>>36521513
I lift for henry rollins. All I want is to be buff and punk like that mofo
>>36523581
But that dude is old and weak now.
>>36523592
time makes fools of us all :'(
>>36521513
Getting ready for the great European race war to be honest
>>36523623
What if, just like OP, what you've been waiting for all along never comes/isn't real?
>>36523623
same here.
Pretty simple, i wanna look good and feel good. Working out so far.
>>36523636
I'll still have a rocking bod to attract an aryan waifu to do my part in saving the white race with.
>>36521513
So you lift for man made concepts. Ok.
>>36523570
Its getting to the point that these atheists comments start to give the person away as a typical ugly loser who needs some way to validate their otherwise lowly existence.
Hope you find peace one day.
>>36524111
Lifting for god is pretty dumb idea though.
God doesnt give a fuck if you lift
>>36524111
>all these judgemental assumptions
>"hurry durr only God can judge us"
"True" Christians lmfao
>>36521513
>God
You mean Andy Serkis right?
>>36524198
lol nice lowercase "g" on the god fuckin owned.
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>I do it for God.
>>36521513
Not even gonna lie, I lift to be lust after and envied.
I like being mirined.
I like being chatted up.
I love talking about my hobbies, music, fitness, & books.
I love being a total tease most of these girls will never have.
I love faking the good guy while lightly flirting with them then acting calm, aloof, & oblivious.
I absolutely love the envious and angry stares that other guys give me when they feel threatened by my gains.
I also only like fit girls, or girls who are willing to buy me shit.
>>36524835
are you pinning yet? or is that still a few years away for you?
>>36524835
>is that Morrissey I see
>mfw the smiths are my favorite band but no one knows who they are
I do it because my gf confessed she fantasizes about me being swole enough to pick her up and fuck her against a wall.
>>36521513
Minna Pajulahti?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crs2R0zC6ok
>>36526554
>>36523500
https://www.instagram.com/annavirmajoki/
>>36525179
Unless your gf is fat, you dont qualify as a man if you cant do this
>>36521513
My gf left me so I decided to shove it in her face and get a god tier body. Its working so far.
>It
heh
>>36521513
I lift for beach
>>36527065
This is my plan. She thought I was attractive as a skinny dork, well I'm going to get fucking shredded and see how much she regrets leaving me... Then like a beta I plan to beg her to take me back... Plz halp /fit
I lift for the Emperor.
Doing it for "her"
Fuck she isn't even that attractive.
Remember seeing her some time ago and saying meh to myself, got to know her and fell for her.
Well even if it doesn't workout, I'll still have my gains and stop being a fatfuck and not get diabetes.
>>36528720
Who dis
>>36525019
we really out here senpai
The thought that I could've started earlier and been so much more than I am now.
>>36523623
me too
>>36525019
>no one knows who they are
u serious nigga
They're like the band that spawned modern indie senpai, they have millions of fans.
Maybe their bastard tumblrcore offspring are more popular in some circles than them now, but they're still a massive band
I lift so I can fuck my gf while standing with her legs around my shoulders
"Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God?"
>Being a fat fuck is basically ruining a temple of god and therefore heresy.
>>36521513
To keep me sober
>>36529341
You mean your bf?
>>36529478
Whats the difference anyway?
>>36529461
Yep...I would literally drink every day if it didn't have negative impacts on my lifts, I try to restrict it to once or twice a week now
I was a skinny 50kg motherfucker and i was tired of it in college so I started doing it for the girls and yes it works but now almost 3 years I'm 81 kg and I stop lifting for them long time ago, now is mostly for my own goals and development right now.
>>36529536
One causes immense drama, is very high maintenence, will cause extreme stress, drain your cash supply, cause you to lose friends and impact your life negatively
The other is a bf
I do it for Sven and his roid rages
>God
OP why so stupid...
>>36529690
>I started doing it for the girls and yes it works
Could you please elaborate on this mate?
I do it to return to high-school otter mode.
>Tfw lost 20lbs since pic, barely look different
Why, you ask? Feh... A lesser intelligence like you can't even grasp that nothing in this world matters! So... I lift because... FUCK YOU!?!?!!
>>36524111
>who needs some way to validate their otherwise lowly existence
is this bait?
>>36530387
Epic
>>36530349
what size are your feet!?
>>36530464
Good sir, my IQ is over 160. So yes, you could say that I'm "epic".
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>>36528720
my penor had a puckaboo
>>36521513
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>>36526554
just fuck a man with a bra already
