This is the ideal, most balanced male physique.
How close to it are you?
>>36514538
>tfw gyno
>>36514545
how do you know it's gyno?
what if you just have tits from bodyfat
by 2017 if i can fucking stop eating cheeseburgers twice a week
>>36514548
Puffy nips
>>36514538
give me a few months senpai i'll do it.
>>36514538
>micropenis
>I have the exact same dick
Feels good
>>36514538
I'd say my upper body is there, his calves have be beat fer shure though.
If you want to rage just ask this on a generic bodybuilding forum.
See dozens of twenty-year old hispanics shit on a literal work of art because the thighs aren't massive and his shoulders aren't bowling balls.
>tfw closer to heracles than david
>>36514538
I was born looking like that and I don't even work out. Thank God for good breeding. Only shit that sucks is having this hair is unruly
>>36514591
all the hispanics I know are fat shits
fun fact: mexicans are now more obese than Americans
too many enchiladas ese
>>36514538
>calves bigger than quads
No thank you.
>>36514545
tfw non mutilated dick
We realize David dimensions are actually grossly disproportionate so as to account for the viewer's perspective, right? Unless you think a giant head is more aesthetic, in which case enjoy your head gains.
My hands and feet will never be that big.
My legs will never be that elegant.
My pubic hair will never be so curly and well trimmed.
>>36515165
It's a fantastic feel t bh family
>>36514538
>penis doesnt go further than the balls
>>36515320
>>36514574
He's a grower, not a shower
I HAVE ALREADY LEFT HUMANITY BEHIND, GODDAMNIT WHATEVER IT TAKES
>>36514538
>circumcised dick
I wanted to ask you Americans if most of you are circumcised cause Im not-
>>36514574
>uncivilized jelly barbarian
>>36515425
most are circumcised. desu, it fucking sucks knowing that my dick is super desensitized and even jerking off isn't as pleasurable as it would be with a uncircumcised dick. don't even know why it's a thing t-b-h familia
>>36515517
Yeah, why? As far as I know, not everyone in America is jewish or of jewish origin.
Hygiene reasons? Why doesn't anyone just clean it while having a shower like everyone else?
I'm sorry for your loss, anon.
>>36515530
>>36515517
Cut dicks are objectively more aesthetically pleasing. Plus you don't have to worry about bugs crawling into your foreskin.
>>36515530
Because their overlords from the tribe demand it.
>>36514538
Zane's literally perfection.
>>36515541
why was bugs crawling into your foreskin a problem in the first place? do you live in a dumpster, or in india?
>>36515148
So basically there's no way of knowing until you stop being a fat cunt?
>>36515517
I'm cut and mine feels great. Both while fapping and when cumming.
I think you'd probably still be a robo if you had a foreskin of you get all upset about not having one.
>>36515530
I don't know, and it's not like I'm going to ask my parents about it. when I have kids, I think I'll let them make their own choice about whether they want a mutilated dick. I mean, you can always get circumcised whenever, but it's not like you can get uncircumcised.
>>36515545
my mom told me that the sweat secreted by the foreskin attracts bugs and creepy crawlies, that's why she made me get circumcised. The guy doing the cut said the same thing.
I'm probably there.
5'7 78kg
>>36515563
Forgot pic.
>>36515562
w-what the fuck anon
>>36515562
So India?
>>36515571
>>36515570
lol that's it, keep up the meming. Enjoy bugs biting your dick while I'm banging sloots with my superior cut dick.
>>36515562
Lol. You got memed so hard. Can't believe people like your parents are even allowed to have kids.
>>36515165
>>36515318
fuck you guys, honestly. I had no choice in the matter, and you guys are gloating about it like you made a choice
>>36515580
>designated
>banging anything
>>36515580
I'm cut, but I also don't live in a trashcan. Not quite sure where I fit in this argument
>>36515517
https://foreskinrestoration.vbulletin.net/forum
http://www.restoringforeskin.org/why-restore-your-foreskin
http://www.restoringforeskin.org/public/manual-tugging-method-2
http://manhood.mb.ca/manhood-restorer/
>>36515541
http://www.cirp.org/library/anatomy/cold-taylor/
>The prepuce is a specialized, junctional mucocutaneous tissue which marks the boundary between mucosa and skin; it is similar to the eyelids, labia minora, anus and lips.
Would you cut off your eyelids?
>>36515562
>>36515562
>>36515562
>>36515601
Is it normal to have those discolorations on your dic? My dick is darker colored, so the light discolorations are more prononunced. I also have some raised bumps on some parts of the shaft. They don't hurt or anything.
>>36515585
I feel sorry for people like you, but the people who defend the condition you are in are the biggest retards here.
>>36514554
you can do it anon, I believe in you
>>36515720
yeah i think it just because its stuck in with the smeggy so it goes like wet fingers
>i hope
>tfw no legs
>tfw beach body
>>36515549
Yes there is, look at the picture.
When you have gyno you have that glandular tissue, which should feel like a hard lump when pressing your nipples.
>>36515544
Zane's arms were slightly too big for "perfection" they look a bit off.
Apart from that, yes. By far the most aesthetic bodybuilder. Ever.
>>36514538
Just a bit more arms and a bit less quads and i am there (benis included)
>>36514538
Fuck that i'm aiming for this
pic related
>>36516145
my nig
>>36514538
If I lean out I'll probably be pretty close to it. Including dick size sadly :(
Wish I had his bicep insertions tho.
>>36515562
>>36514576
Me too. This statue really inspires me, since it is below average when erect as well.
>>36514538
This type of physique can only be achieved through crossfit...sorry but #facts
my body goals
>>36514538
I nailed the dick part
> that ass
>>36514574
>not wanting a small, functional reproductive organ giving you more room to move efficiently
>>36515544
>making these silly implications
When will you learn?
>>36516337
Dat core.
>>36515544
>manlet
>>36516497
>>36516432
>jelly lanklets
>>36516337
no homo
>>36514538
>chickenlegs
>bitcharms
>wenchlats
>girlish forearms
>>36516145
Nice.
>>36515562
Ma told me it was a 'tiny bit of skin, barely visible'
>mfw i learned the truth
>>36514538
This is Exaxtly my body type only less buff >.<
pretty close desu
>>36515562
>mfw I read shit like this
>mfw retards are still allowed to reproduce