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Anyone else in here feel confident that they could take down nate diaz in a fight?

I dont have any specific fighting experience but i believe strength and size could make up for it. he is like 6'0 lanket skeleton kek

I'm a former D-1 rugby player, have abs at 6'1" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, Did army ROTC in college turning it down for 70k finance job, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. people have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of me, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)


i dont think he even lifts so what could he do in a fight? and he is a pussy vegan
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You would get fucking rocked fat boy
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>>36509136
If stats are real I will give you a strong maybe. There are weight classes for a reason and you're obviously physically fit which gives you a massive advantage with weight, strength etc.

That being said a lot of people seriously underestimate professional fighters just because they don't look like they're jacked and or big.

also, plz prove stats are real
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>>36509136
boring pasta
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>>36509136

>the "I can take down ____ ufc fighter in a fight" threads

Please shut the fuck up you fucking CANCEROUS retards
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all these stats you have. yet your still not in ufc. You wont be fighting nate you retard he usually fights 155. you have 85 pounds on him. you will be fighting Cain, JDS, werdum, hunt, mir. You will likely get your ass kicked.
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>>36509195
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
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>>36509188
hey. it's only the third thread of the same kind today
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>>36509136
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When will this meme end? 99% of /fit/ would get fucking heemed by a DYEL bar Chad/Tyrone. And in the case of Nate Diaz, he'd probably break your fucking arm in two as average joes have no fucking clue how to defend BJJ.
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he'd tap you in 10 seconds after you take him to the ground
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>>36509136
yeah dude everybody can win professional fighters these days
you know what would be fun? if UFC had events for tough guys like you to step in the cage to get their shit handed to them in front of everyone.
hell, it doesn't even have to be an UFC belt holder to beat you up. I bet you will get triangle choked by a bjj blue belt in the nearest gym. go ahead. make your name. lol.
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>>36509200
Nate doesn't walk around at 155... more like 175-180.... just because he can go into starvation mode and dehydrate the fuck out of his body... that doesn't mean that's what he weighs on any given day.
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he's a hood nig who grew up on fights

why lie about yourself OP shouldnt' you be saying you could kill a silverback gorilla or some other dumb shit get a life
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>>36509195
>SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
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>>36509195
Shoo shoo gains goblin
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>>36509136
You couldnt.. you could take him to the ground maybe.. but once you got there, hed twist the shit out of you. You probably cant punch or kick either so chances are youd get knocked out cold in seconds.

Go try mma, youll be surprised. You cant take it straight up.
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>>36509195
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
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>>36509195
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
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>>36509136
He would probably let you "take him down". He then would snap your arm/leg or choke you out with Ju Jitsu.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjFp1R5klo4
There are countless videos like this out there.
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>>36509195
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
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>>36509136
before you do that, go take a Gracie Jiujitsu class and after you get tapped by blue belts even smaller than Nate Diaz, try to think how quickly he would dismantle you. FYI the Gracie Challenge is still a thing so feel free to challenge anyone at any Gracie gym.
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>>36509195
>Shoo shoo gains goblin
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>>36509195
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
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He would put your fat ass in the hospital
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>>36509195
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
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>>36509195
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
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>>36509136
>Take Down
>Nate DIaz
>Black belt in BJJ

Are you fucking retarded man?
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>>36509195
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
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>>36511605
People that have no concept of submission fighting or fighting in general say ridiculous shit. I love listening to people blah blah blah about "If i take you down id blah blah blah" mother fuckers never grappled a day in their lives.
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>>36509195
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
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>>36509136
He would literally put ur throat across his shin and then put his other leg over your head and pull down and make u swallow your own tongue. Faggot
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>>36509136
post body
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>>36509195
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
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>>36509136

>Army ROTC as a qualification
All that confirms to me is that you're a fucking retarded ass cadet with an inferiority complex

Nate would fuck your shit up just the same as Nick. All they do is smoke weed and train. They don't do shit else. He's a BJJ black belt. You're not. He'd ball your ass up.

But hey you bought a Tapout t-shirt so don't let any one of us tell you what the fuck to do
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>>36509136
This thread is full of people who have zero understanding of fighting. These are *professional* fighters. Their lives revolve around learning how to kick ass better. People like Nate Diaz are just on another level. You'd get fucking rocked standing since he's a boxer, and if you ended up on the ground, you'd literally be choked to death. OP likely has zero concept of grappling anyone, much less a black belt in BJJ.

You can't just mongoloid up to someone and grab them without getting tagged you musclebound fuckstick. Nevermind the fact that you'd gas out in about 15 seconds because you don't do any cardio lel.
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>>36509136
>Army ROTC in college
so you're really good at tucking your shirt in?
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>>36509136
>Comparing yourself to someone who fights at 155

Pick a heavyweight and stop being a pussy
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>>36513028
>yfw you remember Struve finished Stipe

Goddamnit I fucking hate the heavyweights

Such a shitty division
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>>36513078
I pretty much only watch LW and WW since that's what I fight in. HW just makes me fucking cringe.
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>>36509136
That's what this faggot thought too.
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>>36509195
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
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>>36509136
>daily reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Its1mz5xG5I

You're about half Butterbean's weight and Genki is a bit more than half your weight.

Butterbean had actual fighting experience instead of "ROTC"
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>Thinking strength will help you against a godforsaken professional fighter

A hungry skeleton featherweight would gas you in two minutes and kick your ribs in.
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>>36513196

if he would have grabbed the rope the asian guy would have to let go
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>>36513304
What?
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That picture is Nate at 155. He usually fights at 170 and walks around at more than that. You would get crushed
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>>36513393
in the video at 6:00
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>>36509136
>>36513416
>usually fights at 170 and walks around at more than that

God dammit conor, stop making excuses, you lost to a LW fighter who didn't want to cut weight. You're a LW sized fighter who's afraid to fight men your size
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SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
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>>36513511
No, that's not how it works.

They have a team of about 10 tiny Asians that slap your hand when you grab the rope while the rest jiggle the rope.
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>>36509136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho2MUZBtAwM
Lol nope.
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>>36509136
>did army rotc
>grew up on base

the fact that you even mentioned these as some type of accolade just shows you are a very retarded person
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>>36513678
Also for the record, while Pedro Sauer is a pioneer, nate diaz would fucking murder him.
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>>36513678
Pedro is pretty small. I have a picture with me, him, and my coach on my desk. The top of his hair comes up to my eyes. (My coach is even shorter than him)

I was surprised when I noticed he is wearing wresting shoes in the video. Pedro is a some chinese kung-fu movie master level shit. I remember being at a seminar that he was putting on, and as he was talking he quickly grabbed and killed a fly with one hand, just snatched it out of the air.
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>>36509195
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

damn that was close..
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>>36513678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQIm9gnH8TM better version of the video.
>>36513752
Yeah hes 150 in that video, fighting a guy who is 250. He's also not a UFC fighter lol
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>>36509195
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
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>>36509136
Is this a serious question or just bait?

You would get fucking rocked by either of the Diaz brothers. You could fight at any weight and they would still rock you.

Their endurance is off the charts and their ground game is too fucking notch with striking closely following. You would get fucked so quickly dude.
Crazy that people actually think like this.
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>>36509136

demetrius johnson the 125 lb champ would wreck someone with those stats

he would kneebar you before you even knew wtf happened
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>>36509136
>Look mom, I posted it again!.jpg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VugtWhufJhI
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>>36509318
why doesn't he just punch him in the face?
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>>36514228
What is that going to do? A backhand with zero power on it? From the time that choke was sunk in he's got about 8 seconds until he's unconscious so uh, idk.
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>>36509195
Shoo shoo gains goblin!
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>>36509195
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
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>>36509136
kek, you colossal mongoloid, ground Diaz is best Diaz.

Go ahead, champ, take him down.
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>bench around 420 lbs

lel

select all images with trees
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>>36513145

>those obliques

he finally learned
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>>36509136
never go full retard
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Another one of these retarded "I could beat up a professional MMA fighter threads". Glad I rarely visit this board any more.
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>>36513145
The champ will be back
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shoo shoo gains goblin!
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>>36514946
I'm glad you don't visit regularly either, you huge fucking faggot.
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>>36509195
Shoo shoo gains goblin!
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>>36509136
youd kill him
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>>36509195
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
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>>36509195
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
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>>36509195
>ERO
PLZ NO GANS GOBLE
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