How do I tell pic related to sit on my face, /fit/?
>>36507362
>"H-hey, want to sit on my f-face? Please respond"
Pretend my face is a designated shitting street, but don't shit.
>Either sit on my face or you have to go back
>>36507362
Ching chong ching sit on face five dolla
>>36507940
kek
>>36507362
>Could you p-please sit on my face?
>>36507362
Next time you guys get somewhere, before she sits tell her "wait lemme clean your seat" then pat a napkin around your face
>>36507362
"Sit on my face"
>>36507362
>ayo bitch go terlet on ma front head
>>36507362
"so you want that green card huh?"
>"B-B-Back that ass up"
>>36507362
>mfw my girlfriend after 6 years still don't want to sit on my face
>>36508180
Was planning on this t b h family.
>>36508254
how much did the lil fuck monkey cost?
Tell her to do ass to ground squats and you have to check her form
>>36508216
>i am afraid to replace my gf with a better one in fear of staying alone for to long or even forever
>>36508275
I wish she was for sale.
Post picture of ass
>>36508414
Mine or hers?
>>36507362
>>36508254
>>36508403
why do i keep seeing this bitch here?
im starting to think it's not just one person who keeps posting her
>>36508815
Do you really think we give a shit about your ass?
...actually this is /fit/ so err both
>>36508956
Nah m8, it's just me being autistic.
>>36508988
post a picture of yourself
we'll deem whether or not you can do better
also, why do you like her so much? she better have a fucking fantastic personality
>>36509011
I'm actually married to someone else. She doesn't have a great personality and doesn't have much going for her. Something about her just drives me insane though. Also, when will they add one-itis to the DSM? It's real and it drives me crazy. I'll post a picture after I eat.
>>36509112
Look I know how you feel. I myself have a pretty mediocre oneitis, but I can tell you how to get over it. You're a married man, you shouldn't be thinking about other women like this, but I know you can't help it.
>delete all of your pictures of her
>think about all of the ways she has offended or disgusted you
>whenever you think of her, fuck your wife
>you can't always control your thoughts, but don't indulge any thoughts of her
>learn to appreciate your wife, maybe reinvigorate the marriage or some shit like that
oneitis sucks man, but it IS possible to get over them and erase them from your life. This bitch probably doesn't value you anywhere close to how much you value her. She is a person, not that "special girl" who will save you from a shitty life. that role exclusively belongs to you.
it might be an emotional rollersoaster, but you WILL get through ths
>>36509011
I can "do better." I fucked this chick when I was 17.
https://www.google.com/search?q=charlotte+free&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj8i5_XmNrLAhVM8GMKHWkaDwQQ_AUIBygB&biw=1280&bih=593#tbm=isch&q=charlotte+free+runway
I don't want to "do better." Cause to me, little brown filipina chick makes my dick harder than anything else.
>>36509222
But when I fuck my wife I think about her.
>>36509222
>She is a person, not that "special girl" who will save you from a shitty life. that role exclusively belongs to you.
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