Tfw you've made it with the sluts and haven't even reached your final form, 5'10" 210 lbs probably 15-16% bf desu
>>36502019
>>36502019
Take her to the trip dongus
Fucking love Textra. Been with them since early 2013.
i bet shes not hot at all and that booty sucks
>>36502093
>>36502119
She's bad af about 5'2" fat ass
>>36502019
>believing in ghosts
Fucking Disgraceful
>>36502210
post pics prove it famalam
>>36502211
I don't think either of us believe in frosts but she will after she gets ectoplasm in her
>>36502223
Solid solid 7 in my book
>>36502281
Nice work anon, I'm proud of you
>>36502223
>>36502289
Thanks guis this will be mfw I bust my load into her ass
>>36502281
nice face but wat bout dat body doe?
i've been fooled by fatties on dating apps b4. Beware of girls who only post face and cleavage
>>36502210
>5'2" fat ass
Is a fat ass or has a fat ass?
Bro Patel in Life of Bra
>>36502281
the Clown face concerns me greatly, bro.
>greatly
>>36502281
>inch of powder
Naw but you should still hit it
>>36502252
Kek
>>36502315
Met her at chipotle, we had a mutual friend body is g2g and her ass is fat
>>36502340
She does makeup freelance so yeah she totally has a good amount of makeup on out in public but it's not bad IMHO
>>36502382
fair enough just pray to god you never see her without makeup. usually girls with cakeface have huge bags under their eyes and a shit ton of acne
easier to put on powder than take care of your skin
either way good luck with smashing that anon
>>36502281
More like a 6 breh. And she'll be fat in the future. But you'd might as well fuck now.
>>36502402
I mean I'm sure she looks fine without makeup, she probably had only some foundation or light makeup on while working at chipotle when I met her. My main concern is locking down at least one consistent source of pussy this summer. I'm 1 week into 250 test 400 tren a week and tbol at 75mg a day for a 4 month cycle, probably just going to b and c instead of cycle off though. I'm 5 months out of being dumped pretty bad by the lmaoloveofmylife and was in that I'm worthless why wake up stage and didn't leave the house for a while, only thing I stayed doing was cutting so now I'm back in the game
>>36502019
>5'10"
>210
>15% bf
I doubt this
>>36502428
lift the feels and fuck the pain away anon. that girl is clearly into you so just go for it
>>36502281
Looks like she may be a fattie. Proceed with caution, I would still hit it though.
>>36502445
Pic from cbt literally all my fat is sides and stomach now
>>36502489
My lifts are 315 bench x 4 315 squat x8 315 diddlys x8 haven't maxed out for 2 years bc aesthetics fag
>>36502489
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
>>36502526
Thanks anon....no homo.... but honestly every day I look in the mirror I can recognize the differences, but on the inside I'm still disgusted with myself and still feel like a fat fuck, body dysmorphia is real, and I'm sure once I become a shredded cunt I'll still feel the same and will still long for my worthless ex but ay lmao that's life at least I can shit post on a Belgian syrup enema forum
Also guys I've been thinking about doing a YouTube channel and just going full autismo, might have to compete in physique to get a big following so I can be as big a douche as bradley martyn
>>36502489
>>36502526
lol estatting and samefagging
>sage goes in all fields
>>36502526
>>36502548
cringe
>>36502566
>>36502573
Yeah sure am samefagging
>>36502019
Sup fellow az bro
That's nice you found some ho on tinder but I'm the resident AZ chad so I'll be the one fucking her
>>36502210
Lmao coming on a little bit strong for a first date
>lets go to a hotel, NOBODY ELSE IS INVITED
>>36502489
>that chest
>315x4 bench
Did you mean 225?
>>36502489
>THIS BODY
>THE RESULT OF STEROIDS
>NOT JUST STEROIDS BUT FUCKING TREN THE STRONGEST COMPOUND POSSIBLE
>>36502489
Kek turbo manlet status bad face
>>36502252
You dont make plans weeks ahead
>>36502032
Fuck I was caught off guard. Who has the time to make these?
>>36502489
How is that even close to 15 percent body fat?
>>36502281
Face is meh but smash her anyway.
>>36502770
lol, manlet went hard in the paint.
what kind of autistic faggots come on 4chan and brag about chatting with a girl on a fucking app? jesus christ
youre all faggots
>>36502210
>>36502252
Fucking creepy. "lets go to a hunted hotel ... just us" wtf do you wanna sound like a rapist?
>>36502489
when will they learn?
>>36503153
Gotta throw it out there bro she's down for the one on one
>>36502701
Suh AZ Chad where do you work out at??>>36502770
1 week into tren bro you get too triggered you might clench too hard, don't get your squat plug stuck
>>36503144
This autistic faggot does
>>36503049
Please give us a rough estimate of what you think he is at? Everyone's body is different this looks 15-17 my best guess, mind you I have a PhD in faggotry
>>36502489
Bruh you're like a 4/10 receding hair line, weak jaw, dad bod.. Honestly this chick must be trying to friend zone you and you're too autistic to pick up on it
>>36502489
Holy fuck, you must be like 5'5.
Tfw even turbo MANLETS get laid and I dont
>>36502019
>5'10"
can't lift your femurs longer mate sorry
>>36502019
Muh fugging textra.
Mah nigga.
Doing it wrong senpai
>>36503770
Textra is dope, hate the ads but they aren't too bad, been on android for too long though, need to join the zombies and get the iPhone 6S plus already
>>36503857
>No replies
Nice job there
>>36503882
>wanting replies
>>36503946
>be a kissless virgin with an asian fetish
>ay damn gurl beaver etc.
>I...I...didn't want replies anyways...
>>36503857
How are they all asian?
>>36503987
Three words. Date on Saturday
>>36503990
I'm in Tokyo on vacation hence all the squinting
>>36502489
I'm 84kg in the morning, 179cm and i look significantly larger than you(prob12% Bf)
There is no way you are 210 pounds lol
>>36503337
I'd guess maybe 19 or 21. Hard to tell if he's flexing or purposely bulging his gut out.
>>36503869
It's $1 for no ads lmao.
>>36502281
>solid 7
lol no
>>36502019
If you're that heavy at that height and natty, you're probably not that lean.
If you're benching 3plaet plus feel free to disregard, but I somehow doubt it.
>>36502489
that is 18% bf
>>36502489
>>36504832
Hahahaha okay I was absolutely right you're fucking fat dude. I mean, hey, you might be kinda strong, but fuck you're fat too.
>>36503337
20% or a bit higher, everyone always underestimates their bf % He has virtually no definition
Im...curious...
How does this imply youve made it OP?
>>36502281
Her ass looks decent. GJ OP
>>36505419
Tits okay.
>>36505433
Those nails my dick
>>36505433
Her tits look good, no bra is the real test.
>>36505524
I'd let her sound my cock with those nails
>>36502019
>5'10
>210 lbs
>15% body fat
Are you a fucking fridge?
>>36505419
>>36505433
out of OPs league for sure, good for him
stick it to her OP
>>36502281
>>36505419
>>36505433
LOL
This chick looks exactly like a prostitute I saw in Vancouver, a few months ago. Same hair color, same face, same tattoos.
OP is dating a whore.
>>36506700
Pic related, it's from her ad. Even her nails are done the same. This is ridiculous. The sweater is the same too.
>>36506700
>dubs
he speaks truth
also what the fuck is up iwth that fold above her belly button, looks terrible
>>36506700
>op right now
>>36506718
She sucking in her belly as much as humanely possible
>>36506700
absolute fucking kek
>>36506700
holy shit
>>36506785
>filename
>>36506700
Fucking lmao
Op you poor cuck
>>36506700
D E S T R O Y E D
>>36506852
Paid for the hour but she let me go for two. Busted five nuts, two in her mouth, on on her belly crater, two bareback after she ran out of condoms.
>>36506958
>Busted five nuts
>2 hrs
that's one nut every 24 minutes
it simply doesn't add up breh
>>36506700
Lost it
>also fat and ugly nails
>>36506973
One week of no fap and a low refractory period.
>>36507005
I would've accepted drugs as an answer but you've dug yourself in a bigger hole there
>>36507020
Not that unbelievable, I've done 4 in like 90 mins and then got bored and hungry. Hadn't seen my GF for like 6 weeks before that though so was super keen.
>>36507150
Yeah, the last two nuts was me trying to get my money's worth.
Final nut was interesting, I tried straight up destroying her pussy by jack hammering but it wasn't doing much for me. I had her lick my ear and I went slow, took a few mins and I came, not much force but probably one of my longest orgasms. One of those nuts where the jizz dribbles out and you keep going and jizz again. Difficult to explain.
>>36506700
OP on suicide watch
>>36507221
at least the guy doesn't have to pay if what you said is true, how does it feel that OP is way more Alpha than you
>>36507304
Nice try OP. Enjoy putting your peen in the town cum receptacle. Try not to think about all the BBCs that have stretched her out and how your measly little willy doesn't excite her in the slightest. All those moans? She's faking them. Remember, it's her job so she gets a lot of practice.
>>36502210
You're not making it if they're gross. Gross women will fuck anything.
>>36507685
Case and point >>36506958 >>36506958 >>36507221
>>36506700
>>36506716
link the ad ;^)
>>36507848
Rather not, don't want to destroy this chicks life. All the pics I've put up are from her ad though, you could probably find her if you wanted too.
>>36508017
She's literally a prostitute dude. Her life is already destroyed lol.
>>36508017
Kek. She fucked u for money. Her life was officially ruined that day.
>>36508017
she's only one step above people living on dumps anyway
>>36508215
Agreed, I don't want this to bite me in the ass. I was stupid enough to contact her through my real number, and I've listed the details of this encounter which might result in this ho recalling our session and fucking me over. I have a gf now and I can't risk it.
>>36508159
pls no bully
>>36508053
Agreed, she had a collection of shoes and clothing that she considered "investment" I made a point of using her dress as a cum rag.
>>36503857
i wish tinder had a race filter so i could only see asian chicks
Did OP get cucked?
>>36508525
yes. by some anon >>36505433 >>36506700 >>36506958 >>36507221 >>36508017
>>36502019
>>36502210
>>36502252
>>36502281
>>36505419
>>36505433
OP SHES 19
https://www.instagram.com/classy_as_it_gets/
>>36508695
why are we working so hard to prevent the extinction of these idiots?
>>36508742
>>36506700
>>36502281
She even has the black nails from the prostitute pic a few weeks back in her profile. It's confirmed she's a prostitute. RIP OP
>>36508742
Lmao bruh 19 is g2g, I can confirm she's not the Canadian prostitute, girl has been living here since she was born, either way if I was getting cucked it'd be for free and the other anon wasted money purely on pussy
>>36508742
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>36508053
>>36508159
Officallay destroyed >>36508695 >>36508816
>>36508952
You're not familiar with the prostitution game. Girls whore themselves in locations where no one knows them. No one shits where they eat. They also make shit up so people don't know where they're headed. The pictures match up with the whore. Including the clothing, nails, body type, hair color. She even has a pic of her nails which match >>36506700 right here https://www.instagram.com/classy_as_it_gets/
Is this the thread for making it with sluts? Pic related
It's been a good week brehs
Hereby passing my luck on to you now /fit/, go use it
>>36509698
Noice. Lets see your body.
>>36509719
I'm not cut right now, I only want records of me in my prime to exist
>>36509698
Please green text this story.
PLEASE
>>36509698
Holy shit dude
>>36509698
Were they hot or just a couple of 6s? I mean two ok girls at the same time is still awesome. Be honest.
>>36509698
no stop it /fit/
this doesnt happen
>>36509698
>>36509750
this
>>36509750
I 5th this
>>36509750
>>36509762
>>36509824
Kind of don't want to but sure, give me a minute
>>36509698
>>36509698
Quality bait. This type of shit doesn't happen.
>>36509999
quads for truth
checked
>>36509999
well, quads do confirm after all.
>>36502019
What do /fit/?
Get me laid
>>36509698
>>36509750
>>36509855
>Main girl is 19, Friend girl is 18, I'm 23
>She messages me, see image, etc.
>I get over there, walk in
Wait, descriptions, you do not know these people
>Main girl is white, a little scatterbrained, looks almost exactly like Dakota Skye if anyone is trashy enough to know who that is (google it), only barely not as skinny and slightly face shape I guess, average chest (maybe a little smallish), not incredibly good looking but still young and attractive
>Friend girl is short, short curly gold hair, white also, only slightly less retarded, no chest, wide hips, absolutely perfect high test ass in jeans
>So I walk in
>accidentally autism it a bit, lose a little confidence being with two girls and everything, don't get straight to business and make a little small talk
>quiet moment, they're watching me
>I get my confidence back in time, do my usual move
>sit next to Main girl, tell her "come here", pull her in and start making out
>Friend girl is being kind of quiet, I think I asked her if she was cool (something like that), she laughed and looked away, looked back and told me "yeah" with a little awkward smile, the most horny "yeah" I've ever heard, I don't know why I remember this so vividly
this is taking forever and this lasted literally an entire night until sunrise including going to a gas station and coming back later, so I can't detail all of this, going to go through highlights
>Tell Friend girl to get up and turn around
>push her back to bend her over, grab her jeans, rip down as hard as possible
>big perfectly smooth bubble butt and shaven teen pussy in my face, she's wagging her butt back and forth a little
>shove my face in it, don't want to take too long and kill the mood, but I could have stayed there forever
sorry brehs, I'm getting pretty distracted recounting this
>>36510027
she already said yes you dumbfuck, just dont throw it overboard
>your place or mine?
>>36510027
"ok are you free tonight" or something like that. You've already got the pass, fucking up is impossible.
>>36510098
>>36510122
Don't put it past these fuckwits to fuckup the unfuckable
>>36510122
>fucking up is impossible.
Do you know where you are right now?
>>36510122
Famous last words
>>36510029
>insert a bunch of foreplay here, get everyone naked, things I can't perfectly remember
>Main girl is still wearing socks
>ate them both out, gotten my dick sucked a little
>took a high dose of generic viagra beforehand, I'm over 100% hard
>bend over Friend girl, doggystyle with that huge ass immediately
>some of the best pussy. Main girl is nothing by comparison. the entrance is tight and feels like it's straining when I go in, like I can feel and almost hear this... I don't know how to say it, like a plastic band being pulled and about to snap
>Blazing hot, feels like I'm thrusting into molten compressed rubber, shit's amazing
>I have low sensitivity though so I don't cum from it
That's really the main highlight
>fuck them both in all the ways I can think of
>get a drink, watch half a movie
>Friend girl has an IUD and isn't pure at all, cum inside her
>Main girl swallows
>other stuff
>we're doing it again some time
also someone walked in and I couldn't type for a bit, sorry everyone
I guess I'll answer questions or whatever if you want to hear more
I thought this kind of thing would be unexceptional among all the /fit/ chat logs I've seen.
>>36510169
ok faggot then enlighten me, what would you say oh so powerful PUA?
>>36510232
HAHAHA
Enjoy being a father dumbass.
>>36510271
IUDs work
>>36510271
>>36510299
I would be more concerned about the STD's these skanks could be carrying
>>36510232
post a pic of your face, or body at least.
>>36510313
this
>>36510299
YOU FUCKING IDIOT
You think she got something that expensive? Did you feel it or peer into her and verify it? No you didn't and no she didn't.
Your "friend" invited you over to help her buddy get pregnant, probably because you look fit and might have good genes. Let me guess, you're successful? She thinks you are? She encouraged cumming inside her "shy" pal?
CONGRATULATIONS
>>36510098
>>36510122
I went with 'my place or yours?' and she hasn't replied yet, wish me luck boys
>>36510352
That's pretty fucking hot too man, goddamn.
>>36510352
>Let me guess, you're successful?
>She thinks you are?
>She encouraged cumming inside her "shy" pal?
Yes, yes, and pretty much yes, actually just yes.
...Oh my god. I've messed up bad /fit/. I have that crawling sense that this is correct to a huge degree now, now I feel that atmosphere in the memory and their behavior. I don't want this to make as much sense as it's starting to. Friend girl has asked me to help someone get pregnant before and I said no. I am so fucking stupid.
Oh my god. It's not like me to panic but oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
I don't have an image angry enough in the whole folder for this one
>>36510447
you don goofed
>>36510447
well you can expect a call in like 3 months about
>I HAVENT GOT MY PERIOD YET ANON
>>36509698
I can see now even in this message how she's double persuading me to come over with the second message and trying to play it off
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my goooooooooooooooooood
oh my god fit I can't feel my heartbeat
>>36510447
>Friend girl has asked me to help someone get pregnant before
>>36510447
Lad
Praying that all your semen die before they reach the egg
May the unreleased be blessed with gains, but hold them close to you
>>36510447
HAHAHAHAHA enjoy child support faggot.
Does this count as making it with sl00ts?
http://imgur. com/RoFyi9d
NSFW
>>36506700
>>36510447
your friend that asked you to get someone pregnant is legitimately a serious problem, try to cut all contact, and if possible lawyer up.
>>36509800
This
>>36510515
>if possible lawyer up
ohhhhhh fuck /fit/
Oh fuck please no, this is not how this thread was meant to go
>>36510546
hey, she might not get pregnant, but if she does, you're fucked, last possible legal thing you can do is get a paternity test, as she could fuck some other guy and claim its your child.
>>36510465
>>36510447
>>36510491
>>36510515
>>36510515
>if possible lawyer up.
Okay, seriously, I will look elsewhere also, but please anyone give any advice while you're here if you have anything to say
I'm sorry /fit/ gods, I'm sorry Zyzz, I'm sorry for using machines to squat scooby, I'll repent
I've only recently made it, this cannot be happening to me
>>36510580
ok since this might help
>>36510580
you're fucked
no judge in this feminized world is going to side with you
i really wish you the best though, hopefully she doesn't get pregnant.
where are you from?
>>36510580
just use condoms next time and make sure no one puts holes in them, you have to be responsible for your own genetic materiel, if its too good to be true, probably isn't.
>>36510546
How long ago was it? Invite her over for some drinks, (Birth control drinks) that is. Spike them with the pills.
>>36510616
extremely recent
How illegal is this plan of yours
First the hooker, now a dude might've knocked a chick up
Pure gold
>>36510628
like last night? you got 72 hrs TOPS after cumming inside her to spike her with the post-day
>>36510628
Don't know how you will get the plan B pills without a girl there with you at the pharmacy. Hope you have high charisma.
It's all gravy baby.
>>36510655
what? just ask for them at the counter and pay for them, not like they're restricted meds
>>36510447
Ho hooo my god
>>36510447
RIP IP OP
>>36510628
Hey, it's only illegal if you get caught ;^
As long as you don't wait long enough for the baby to become legally a human being, you'll be fine.
How can you be found out to have performed a miscarraige if she doesn't even know she's preggers?
That baby was 'technically' a human, which is why he was charged. Only found out because the baby was old enoough to be autopsied. As long as you get in there quick, you'll be a-ok.
>>36510632
ikr
>>36510628
if you're going to do something it will have to be fast 2 points to bear in mind
-If you wait to long and it becomes a "person" the law will fuck you up hard if it finds out, less so if you do it before it becomes alive
-She may not be pregnant and you might be taking unnecessary risk, it takes more than one cream pie to make a baby.
This thread is legendary posting to say i was here.
Jews did 9/11 George bush is the devil and Jesus was black
>>36510655
Spotted the virgin.
What, am I not allowed to buy condoms without my partner there?
>>36510677
Sorry, fucked up the last part. I forgot to paste the link about the Kansas dude charged with first degree murder for inducing a miscarraige to a woman with a baby 8-10 weeks old.
https://rewire.news/article/2014/07/14/kansas-man-charged-first-degree-murder-inducing-girlfriends-miscarriage/
>>36510447
good luck anon
>>36509652
the problem is you're assuming the pics are from this hypothetical prostitution ad that doesn't actually exist.
>>36502281
>all that make up
>>36502019
you fags are so corny...wow..i cannot believe it
>>36510447
like straight up I'd start looking in going far fucking away to like a few states away with a relative. Tell your parents fuck keeping this under the rug.
Get the fuck out, change #'s the works.
Either you end your life there or this bitch is going to end it and make you pay 20yrs for that fucking night.
>>36510232
im getting excited reading this ddude...not sexually excited.just really excited for some reason
>>36510616
yo where's that fucking post where the dude made like plan b tea and the girl just shits out the unborn kid like a miscarriage
This thread is a roller coaster of emotions.
T-thanks /fit/
>>36503857
Do they even speak engrish?
>>36502512
weak
>>36502032
Nice.
>>36510515
>lawyer up
believe it or not I was offered legal insurance for 10 bucks per month and had to deal with that shit about 6 months later
fucking court (either way win/lose) man it would've been a financial disaster man
I gladly paid those 60 bucks and 250 for some shit the company wouldn't cover instead of 18 fucking years of child support mang
>>36510546
>This is not how this thread was meant to go
I have a presentation to write, but I'm too busy laughing in my office
>>36503153
Only creepy if you're not hot.
>this thread
>>36510874
Kek
>>36510705
Amen. This thread singe-handedly gave me visible abs. Best thread.
>>36510029
Dakota skye is hot af in a trashy way
>>36510447
Hahah I just read the greentext story on the fresh OC. You fucked up dude, so bad. Make them fuck somebody else and say that you can't have kids, biologically.
>>36502019
>23
>meet a 16 year old off tinder
>she's in an open relationship with her virgin boyfriend
>"when there's emotion involved you don't want to rush it"
>finger her anus hole and bite the shit out or her tits
>tells me the next day her boyfriend won't let her see me again because I'm too rough
Weird scenario to be quite Frankfurt
>>36517146
You going to jail niggy.
>>36517170
16 is legal in canuckistan
>>36510447
Christ is weeping on the cross for you dude. This is FUKT!
>>36517238
Fucking canada
>be me 25 y/o medic
>little bro works at high end grocery store
>smashed a few of the 17 year olds working there
Shit sucks though cause they are so inexperienced it's not even funny and one of them was a Virgin and her mom would like to meet me. Sorry bro find another way home
This thread is funny as fuck lmao. Later bros
>tfw friend and his gf invite you to foursome with their slut friend
What do I say?
>>36503153
It fucking worked, so who the fuck are you to say anything?
Hurr its not what I wouldve said. You aren't getting laid either
>>36519023
>they are so inexperienced its not even funny
Its extremely funny, what are you on about. This girl thinks I'm a sex god now and thinks the shit I made her do is normal.
>>36519023
>Another man should teach my woman to fuck
>t. canuck cuck
>>36519310
i am
>>36510173
Kek
>>36506958
Fug man, after I nut it takes me like 16 hours for my dick not to hurt when erect
>>36510447
How long has it been? Google tells me Plan B is 89% effective within 72 hours and 95% effective within 24 hours. I'd go to wherever she lives and make her take that pill. Then stay there for a few hours so she doesn't try to vomit it out.
>>36510628
Forget about spiking her drink. Go to her and make her take the pill. If she says no because she has a IUD ask her to prove it. And if she's telling the truth, make her take the pill anyway because she should have no problem doing it if she truly doesn't want to get pregnant. If she has no IUD, threaten to sue. If she's retarded enough to want to pull a pregnancy scam she's retarded enough to take threats like that seriously. If she's being a stubborn retarded bitch, get a lawyer to her house ASAP. Let her know this ain't a fucking joke, you don't want an unplanned kid, anon.
>>36517170
>>36517238
16 is also legal in, like, 28 U.S. states. I live on a state border. 16 on one side, 17 on the other. The 2 reasons everyone thinks it's 18 nationally is because all entertainment are made or produced in California where the age of consent is 18, and the porn age is 18 nationally.
>>36506700
>>36509698
Two in one thread holy shit.
>>36510027
Your phone is going to die while she's asking for your address. Sorry.
Toasting in epic bread
>mfw this thread
