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Sooo... What exactly are you supposed to do when you notice a girl eye fucking the absolute living christ out of you at the gym? Like, if you'd dick her down, given the chance.

I'm not a bad looking guy, and I notice girls looking every now and then. Sometimes more than others. I even caught a girl taking pics of me before. The problem is, I've only ever been with one woman, my ex wife who I was with for 8 years. I'm 26 now and pretty autistic when it comes to women, and most of you cunts always say "just leave them alone, they came to work out hurr hurr", but if they are viciously eye-fucking me every possible chance, and when they even come to the bigass cool down room and lay a mat next to me out of the whole damned empty room, or when I see them waiting next to the exit, just standing there, then when I leave, they coincidentally leave the building as well as if they were hoping I'd talk to them -- these seem like opportunities missed on my part to meet women.

So what exactly are you supposed to do in these situations?
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>>36495675
>So what exactly are you supposed to do in these situations?
Read the sticky
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It's all bullshit. When a girl says she doesn't want to be disturbed at X location because she's "just working out" or "just going for a walk" or "just trying to study,' that only applies to guys she didn't want to approach her in the first place.
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>>36495737
Hm.That is a obviously logical way to to think of it, that I didn't think of. Thanks.
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Start out small. Ask them how their workout routine and what they're hoping to accomplish.
Check for wedding rings. If so, easy win.
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>>36495675

Ignore her.

Women love that.
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>>36495675
www.sirc.org/publik/flirt.html
ctrl f "non-verbal flirting" and read from there
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I steal something from them, then follow her home and tell her she dropped whatever it was.

Normally at that point she either just takes it and shuts the door or invites me inside and I murder her.
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>>36495675
>What exactly are you supposed to do when:
>notice a girl eye fucking
Look at her and imagine she just farted loudly and is looking at you to see if you noticed. Should result in a genuine smile from you, then look away.
>caught a girl taking pics of me
Take out your phone and dramatically start taking pics of her/walk up to her and ask if there's a certain pose she'd like you to do/"that's going to cost you this shit ain't for free, when are you taking me out?"
>lay a mat next to me
"Excuse me, I'm using that space" [their response] "I'm just teasing" [if they don't move back] "you're going to make me feel bad now"
>when I leave, they coincidentally leave
Pretend you forgot something and go back. If a second opportunity arises, go back then stop and just keep looking at her with a "you're weird" look on your face which she'll notice when she turns to see where you went.

Have fun, man.
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>>36495975

guffawed
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>>36495975
>>36497857

also guffawed
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>>36495675
You are asking for advice from people who believe in no fap magic and have several no gf threads
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The rub here is that I'm usually out of breath at the gym, because I'm resting 3/2 to 2 minutes between sets and actually fucking working out. How do then?
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>>36496860
I like the cut of your jib
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>>36495675
Home gym master race
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>>36498145
Jib?
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>>36495675
Socko, they aren't looking at you because they want to fuck, they are laughing at your DYEL skinnyfat body.
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>>36496860
this is some of the worst advice iv'e ever heard. o_0 is your game really about imagining people farting??

OP, just smile at them in a way that would make them comfortable coming over and talking to you. or next time theyre standing around at the door, be like, "i noticed you watching me" and give them a cheeky smile, that should start something off. just make little comments when they come around, meaningless shit. if you want them to talk to you, make nice comments, if you want them to fuck off, be rude to them. lol. honestly, it sounds annoying as fuck. working out is one of those things i don't want to be interrupted by women, it sucks that people consider the gym a decent place to try and do shit like this. just go to a bar next time oyu want to try and get hammered, sl00t.
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>>36498408
>just be nice to them

Virgin detected.
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>>36496860
I'm going to try all of this

As soon as a female acknowledges me at the gym
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>>36495875
This.

Ignore a few times, just look for a sec at her while keep talking to your friend like she's nothing.
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>>36498408
Virgino
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>>36495875

No dont ignore her.

give her a big smile a wink and then return to your workout.

its acknowledging that she exists while having more important things to do then her.

dont forget to go find her once youre done
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Throw a dumbbell at her. Fucking bitches need to learn that staring is not polite.
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>>36498590
Life isn't one of your Chinese cartoons, nigger.
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>>36498590
Just give her a big wink and then tell her about all of your love pillows and rape porn under your bed
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