>spent $1,500 on new home gym
>excited to work out
>now woke up with hemorrhoids
this ass pain knows no bounds, anything to relieve the pain
>>36479444
Witchhazel to stop itching/inflammation
Eat better to make stool softer
Don't strain on toilet
That's what worked for me. Hemorrhoid free for years
>spend $1500 on home gym
complete waste of money, i built my own/used second hand for about £200 ($300).
>>36479444
Apply Ice bag to hemorrhoids daily
They will slowly crawl back into your ass in about 2 Weeks
The pain stops about 3-5 days in
Picking at it only makes it worse it's a swollen vein because your bitch ass strained too hard
Gently shoving it back in helps a little
Fiber pills make your poo like soft serve ice cream
>>36479444
My life is in feces
these are the hemorrhoids
defecation
no flushing
don't give a fuck if my ass is bleeding
this is a hemorrhoid
etc
>>36479444
massage your prostate, believe me it really helps.
use lube
>not plugging when squatting
you asked for this, OP. don't ever squat without a plug.
