>Start going to the gym
>be getting massive gains
>Finally starting to not look like a twig
>super qt 3.14 comes in around the same time as me
>She just runs then stretches for a bit each night
>Can't figure out how to talk to her.
How the hell do I talk to a grill at the gym? I thought gains were suppose to make me able to get a gf. ;_;
>>36477248
tell her u wanna peepee her poopoo
don't
>say hi
>Talk about her shoes
>see you
Rinse and repeat pyramid style till you gf
>>36477345
But why?
>>36477372
what, you too good to have rough anonymous sex with strange men in the shower room while chanting "no homo"?
you bigoted piece of trash, get off my board
>>36477372
Because you don't shit where you eat
>>36480353
>>36477345
this
>>36480353
so basically don't ever talk to a woman unless you can be guaranteed 100% you'll never see her again.
good call guys.
you know what
just don't talk to women at all, don't risk it.
>>36480382
No you fucking idiot, you just don't want to fuck things up with some bitch you're going to see every time you hit the gym
Who gives a shit if you see her in public every now and then
Anyways talking to them is a waste of time anyways lol, just fuck bar girls to satisfy that one need. Women are cancer
>>36480407
what if they're at the bar again, what will you do then?
no just don't talk to girls, it's too scary.
>>36480415
It's a little different, since meeting new people at a bar is pretty much expected.
But w/e OP, it sounds like you're only going to accept one answer. Next time she's lifting just get it over with and tell her you want to plow her.
>>36480453
nah i'm just thanking my fucking stars I'm not so pathetic that I'm afraid to talk to girls like you haha.
> oh nah niga I cant talk to her I see her every 2nd sunday of the month.
> oh her? nah man I cant talk to her cos my friends niece uncle brother knows her and sometimes every 2-3 years we have a barbecue and she might be there.
yo here's some advice
try living life not being afraid of trivial shit.
>>36480468
> tfw i have a gf
> tfw i lift with her 5x a week
> tfw i see her in the gym all the time
you know what the difference is? i met her outside of the gym, because I don't bother people during their workouts. Go ahead and ignore everyone's advice, though. enjoy being the gym creeper homie
>>36480488
not even op dunno why you're trying to pretend that I am
i'm just a guy that isn't scared of girls, that's all.
nice story bro, your posts send a different message tho haha
> my gf my gf my gf
> how'd you meet ur gf?
> oh well there was this other girl I wanted to talk to but she was still inside the gym, so I settled for the bitch who was outside cause I'm SCARED AS FUCK.
haha good talk tho man.
gl with ur life.
>>36480468
>tfw crippling fear of rejection, awkward situations and social interaction
>>36477248
Guys are interested in picking up girls basically anywhere, but this is not true for girls
9 times out of ten, a girl at gym will just want to be left alone to do her workout, she is there for a reason, not to be social.
If you see her at a bar or the park or whatever, cool, use gym as an opener.
>Hey, we go to the same gym, right? (or some shit like that to open conversation)
You will most likely just try make awkward small talk with her at the gym while she just wants to get back to whatever she was doing before you interrupted her.
>>36480514
nah bro ur scared thats just the rationalizations of a pussy try living ur life to the x-treme
>>36480514
this is beyond ridiculous now.
To each their own though.
>>36480514
ahahahah i find it funny somebody can hold this level of cognitive dissonance.
> talk to her ANYWHERE other than the gym = small talk works
> inside gym NO SMALL TALK WORKS EVER.
its so odd, you guys are so strange for real.
are most you guys virgins or?
>>36480520
hey ur this guy: >>36480488
welcome back to thread.
>>36480353
>eating at the gym
Planet Fatness detected
>>36480415
>going to a building multiple times a week at the same times
>same as going to a bar one night a week maybe at around the same time, if you don't have other plans
>>36480549
>>36480501
>>36480468
>>36480382
>>36477248
When you're at the gym you should just concern yourself with lifting. Practice your autism somewhere else
You guys are making me more autistic
>>36477248
>guys, im finally making progress with my lifts and am overestimating my social value. How can i properly harness this ironic overconfidence and torpedo everything I have worked for?
ftfy
>>36480353
Fuck this man. DO NOT take this advice
>>36481842
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>>36481897
The sperg is just now seeing the benefits of his work. Don't encourage him to embarrass himself at the gym. He'll freak out and stop going
>>36480549
it seems like he's saying not to try chatting someone uninvited when they are busy doing something and is just using exercise as an example.
>>36477248
Just fucking talk to people man.
If she's interested she'll talk to you. If she isn't then shit will be awkward and she'll wander off back to her own thing and you both can continue using the same gym as each other believe it or not.
you can definitely ask women out at the gym, but it's true that things can turn awkward quickly. I had that happen at my last gym, and I can see where the people saying "don't shit where you eat" are coming from.
Make sure to accentuate your buldge & just talk to her. Worst that can happen is that you have to wait out in the parking lot to force yourself on her sexually.
>>36481956
>you both can continue using the same gym
This assumes OP is a well adjusted human being and not a sperglord that must practice social interactions in his head before talking to othet people. He should do sgit like this outside of the gym
>>36477370
>talk about her shoes
Sure do that if you wanna let her know youre gay
Retard gtfo
>>36481897
Liking what I'm seeing here, senpai. You have more of this semen demon?
>>36482009
>worst that can happen
Don't you mean best?
