>be me 15 minutes ago
>still bulking
>eat so much i actually throw up in my mouth
>i dont want to lose my gains so i keep it in there
>swallow it again little by little
>never been so disgusted with myself
>mfw i realise
I have become a living meme, /fit/.
>>36474655
That's pretty alpha desu that shit burns like hell
>>36474655
Hiatal hernia here we come
thats calling a "yurp" . Its like a burp but something comes up. Thats ok to swallow backdown. As long as you dont throw up on your plate or some shit and start eating it again haha
>>36474655
Nah man it's not that uncommon. When I was first bulking that would happen from time to time. You did the right thing.
>>36474685
Ha, ha, ha.....Ive never done that.
>be me a week ago
>have a nice big shit on the toilet
>wonder why it was so big and easy to pass
>look into the toilet
>my 2oz of cashew nuts all went out in the shit
>immediately pull the poo out of the loo and begin scoffing it into my mouth
>get extremely hard in the process
>start to jerk off and use my shit as lube, ejaculate all over the toilet seat
>in my horny haze I carry on eating the shit in order to regain my lost nutrience
>realising I lost protein in my ejaculate, I begin licking it up from the toilet seat like the slut for gains I am
>only after I ate all the shit and jizz I realise what I have done
You think you're a meme OP? I can still smell the shit.
>>36474716
This isn't remotely funny
>>36474655
gonna make it
>>36474752
It's not meant to be? I have fucking mental issues dude.
I don't mean to sound fucking tumblr, but don't you ever reply to me again.
>>36474716
This is a daily occurrence for me.
On 4chan this is called 'becoming a living meme'. In the real world this happens to most people who become heavily involved in something and then realise that balance in life is what they really strive.
e.g, heard this from a friend the other day
>i'm not a smoking addict, I just do it to pass the time and help relax
>2 years later
>went away for a weekend and forgot to take my smokes. I was agitated around my wife and children for the whole time. I now realise I'm an addict and am trying to give up
He didn't call himself a walking meme, but it's the same shit
>>36474655
>Started dieting last year to lose weight
>started lifting to lose weight faster
>no longer care about losing weight
>only want to increase my compound lifts
>eating oats every morning
I used to joke about squatz and oatz
I didn't understand then, but I do now
>>36474655
>Be me years ago
>Friends 18th birthday
>Timed Fear Factor eating contest
>Thawed Poi last dish
>Try to swallow
>Nope.gif
>Vomit previous food items onto paper plate
>NotAQuitter.png
>Taco the plate and bottoms up
>Drink chunky vomit
>Win contest. $50
>Don't get laid after party
Partially worth.
>>36474773
what if i'm contributing to the thread?
>>36474978
$50 + honor > some slut
remember that
>say to myself I just want to lift to be otter and moderately strong
>2 years in
>end of winter bulk
>decide to keep on bulking and recomp once I'm a fat fuck for maximum strength gains
Goodbye abs and aesthetics
