>tfw fell for the lifting meme
AHAHHAAhahaha.....
>i like thin built
You're fat m8
>>36474040
Post your pictures.
>>36474040
You have to lift to look "thin built" too.
>>36474040
Just cut down and get shredded and she'll be into it.
My fiancee asked me not to get any bigger last week even though I'm only 5'11, 185 lbs. Should I listen to her or leave her behind with the rest of humanity?
>>36474082
>doing what your fiancee tells you to do
being this much of a bitch
>>36474082
Is she doing anything looks wise for you? That shit should be a two way street.
>>36474069
>>36474070
>>36474074
I'm not even big m8's
>>36474040
Fuck that bitch son
Bitches don't know what they want
>>36474109
but you are "thin built"; she just likes skellingtons
Tell her that.
>>36474040
girls don't actually know what they want.
i do know what girls want, they want a man who knows what he wants. they will support your ideals as long as you have strong ideals.
women are just there to support men, men rule the world. women rule men in turn if they are dependable on sex.
so don't fall for the women meme and rule the world.
fuck bitches get money that's all i have left to say.
>>36474108
She probably isn't which is why she is telling him not to get too big.
>I like you the way you are
>never improve because otherwise other women will get interested and I might lose you
Do fun active stuff with her. Stuff like rock climbing if she's into it. Plenty of touchy touchy closey nicey
>>36474040
Let me explain. You come off insecure as fuck even trough text
>or something, haha, etc.
Tinder is based on looks, if she matched with you. She already likes you just based on your looks. She just didn't like your little bitch of a personality and you gave her an excuse to reject you by yourself. Well done, cockblocked yourself.
JUST
>>36474040
>lifting for girls
is there anything more pathetic than this? all that time and money spent in the gym when you're not even competing in anything lol
>>36474109
>that natty lightning.
She probably has a shit tier body and thinks you're too good for her.
>>36474109
You look great mate but what >>36474151 said is kinda true, you come off as really insecure.
>>36474109
actually mirin. routine? natty? how long u been liftin'
>tfw fell for the archeologist meme.
>>36474109
shes just dumping you and using that as an excuse because she knows you wont be offended about it
>>36474148
Yeah I don't mind trading favours to get more attractive. I started doing more hip raises and shit because my ex liked butts and I bulked up a bit for her. But in return she worked on her own ass and tightened up her stomach.
I have no problem with that sort of stuff and I was actually the one that suggested it. When you're both more attracted to the other the sex is better and more frequent.
>>36474109
I have no idea then dawg. Maybe she just feels threatened.
>>36474108
>>36474148
She does zumba and yoga while I hold in my keks.
>>36474166
Ok what the hell do people mean by natty lighting. I assume it just means overhead lighting like you would have outside.
>>36474109
>Great body
>Confidence of a 14 year old
You need to start lifting those mental muscles too m8.
>>36474216
don't you mean The Lighting?
>>36474177
Get off Tindr and mow my lawn, Paco.
>>36474109
I'm 6'3" and 160 lbs 8%bf, what are your "stats" man because you're my body goals
>>36474109
How long have you been lifting m8?
>>36474253
Btw she seems like a bitch, but you're also not being confident there
>>36474194
Thats healthy, I think it's why so many relationships fail. People stop trying so quickly. One grows and one withers and then you break up. It takes work from both to support, encourage and nurture.
Why would you get jacked to attract homely "nurdy gurlz" anyway dumbass
>>36474264
Wouldn't go as far as calling her a bitch, OP just don goofed and she was trying to find a way to reject him without actually just outright saying he sounds like a limp dick.
>>36474198
nigguh yoga is fucking amazing for supplementing lifting, after I started yoga my core strenght and breathing started getting much better.
>>36474151
This.
>do u like my body? hhhahhaa
For fuck's sake, you're the male ideal OP, don't fucking get on your knees fishing for affection from some plain jane tinder bitch
How do i into confidence¿
>>36474183
slash thread
>>36474253
>>36474257
6' 165
Been lifting for 3 years
SS->PPL
I don't know my bodyfat
I just wanted to look good naked so I never really bulked, I just tried to eat at maintenance and cut if I got fat.
Strong lighting in that picture too. I'm pretty weak desu
>tfw played the indifferent confidence card to disguise my mild autism on a spring break cruise I just went on and drove a hot cheerleader crazy to the point of hooking up with me
if you can't spit game OP, shut your mouth
>>36474040
shes ugly though
>implying women know what they want
>implying she'd say no if you were naked infront of her
>implying it's not because of your low energy responses
>>36474109
you look like an alien
>>36474175
holy shit this girl is beautiful
so basically you're too fat.
why do we keep having these threads.
if you're natty and girl says
> you look too big
that means you're too fat.
>>36474396
>nose ring
dropped
>>36474393
You just jelly cause he looks like a sexy as fuck Ayy Lmao.
>>36474412
> this fucking meme
this is tumblr landwhale tier
N-NUH I DONT WANT TO THIN ANYWAY
N-NUH I DONT WANT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ANYWAY
>>36474426
those bull rings are are tightly correlated with being a huge cockslut
right after tattoo sleeves
>>36474318
True, i just wanted to make op feel a little better
This is how it started. Am I autistic?
dear /fit/, femanon here (ok you stopped reading. keep reading.)
5'2, 113 lbs, tan, athletic, HOT, etcetc (you probably don't believe i'm a 9)...i squat 135 for 12 deep, play volleyball and swim
advice for you /fit/ guys....being muscular won't get you any more women then being skinny (dun dun dunnn)
i've fucked 19 guys (i'm 20) and 2 were ripped athletes, the others were skinny boy types and mostly average
honestly, when deciding to fuck them...muscles weren't a consideration. at all.
keep that in mind. they were just suave.
>caring what some cunt thinks
why the fuck do you retards even lift
is it for self improvement? or to impress some bitch? honestly, you need to be happy with YOUR body, not happy cause some 5/10 likes your body.
>>36474151
>>36474172
>>36474183
>>36474264
>>36474318
>>36474338
OP Just listen to these guys. You can basically ignore everything else in this thread. Because holy fuck do you need more confidence.
>>36474443
Lol you should have immediately said are you trying to cuck him.
>>36474408
maybe u should have looked at his pic
>>36474443
No, that's fine
she is bullshitting about you being too big, these are what we call sour grapes, she knows you'd only fuck her and she already has her beta to cling to her shoulder
>>36474040
Girls that say they don't like guys that are too big are just insecure and think they're not good enough for you
>>36474446
this has got to be pasta
>>36474433
> tightly correlated
thank you dr. scienceman
I dunno, I think you guys are coming down too hard on him. He's not saying he looks like shit, he's just saying he's not that big which he's not. I have a similar bodytype and I would not describe myself as big, but I'm pretty happy with how I look.
>>36474040
>>36474109
>going after lazy half-ugly chicks
>not knowing your superiority
release your inner self-esteem fag
>>36474443
People are gonna say you sound autistic, but it's good that you're upfront on tinder, saves everyone time. Also "I have a boyfriend" nvm she IS a bitch if she's still on Tinder.
Also, OP idk how the fuck you get lighting that good but I'll be beating you soon
>>36474481
I'm here to observe, and help
I don't want you catching anything
>>36474234
kekstra
>>36474446
>suave
>implying it's not a lack of standards
>taking the word of a whore
Sure thing lady.
Are women programmed the say the "some do some don't" thing every time they are asked about muscles????I have never seen one that hasn't said this shit
.
>>36474441
An honorable goal.
>>36474443
Started off much better actually. She wanted the D. The "I have a boyfriend" line was just to transfer responsibility to you if she would cheat with you. Because then she could go with "It just kinda happened, I didn't actually cheat!" I don't know how you managed to fuck it up after that though. Because for fucks sake, instantly she starts going: buuuut if I didn't have have a bf I would totally fuck you, oh you also look good in your pics.
>>36474443
> Honestly would you sit on my face?
alpha as fuck anon, should've held that attitude.
>>36474462
then its probably the veins, women seemingly rarely like high vascularity.
for pretty much everyone else they're just too fat.
>>36474515
Women do not have a quantitative brain. If 5% of women don't like muscles, an insignificant proportion, in their mind it is still valid to say "some do, some don't", when the implication is obviously false.
It's the same reason why Angela Merkel will say Europe needs to accept 5 million Syrian refugees because a little boy fell off a boat and drowned.
>>36474441
I'm this guy >>36474318 just making a correction because >>36474443 shows that she is indeed actually a bitch.
>>36474507
How is a skinny guy "low standard"?
I'm sure you only lift for getting "de pusi"
>>36474443
Post whole convo so we can pinpoint the exact moment where you fucked up and went from alpha AF to full on beta bitch.
>>36474109
Well that doesn't make much sense. If you lost the perfect lighting & pump you'd literally have the same build as most females.
Sounds like there's some else going on t b h.
>>36474556
>fucking 20 guys by the age of 20
you may take your leave
>>36474443
>>36474567
Seconded, just do it OP.
>>36474141
>>36474109
tell her nothing, and move on.
>>36474634
No, that was the whole conversation. After this said that is when I cucked myself and went 'haha'
>>36474570
What if the guys were hot? There's a difference between having standards and being a whore. A whore can have standards, and a person without the supposed "standards" can even not be a whore
>>36474507
>>36474556
>>36474570
>falling for the oldest /fit/ pasta
>>36474166
almost certainly true
a) feel intimidated by body standards
b) exaggerate attraction to skellingtons
c) feel better
>>36474040
What girls SAY the like, and what they actually respond to, are two completely different, unrelated things.
>>36474253
Holy hungry skeleton you must be a fucking stick
>>36474253
THANK YOU MR.SKELETAL
>>36474665
Do not tag my post, you filthy scum. Pasta or not there's a point apart from the "pasta" which is being discussed.
>>36474109
If she thinks you're to big obviously she goes for Auschwitz mode. Bro why you even giving her even the time of day? she's a 6 at best. I'd rate u at a 8 m8
>>36474478
we have a winrar
yummy subtle pasta
>>36474481
my first proper laugh from this place in ages
thank you anon
beautiful spot exemplary execution
>>36474721
This. On to the next one
>>36474443
She gave you a shit test and you failed it by being insecure. She is on tinder so she is trying to fuck. If you would have said anything that comically disregards the bf such as "me too" you would had her
>>36474556
>have choice between superior built body
>or bitch boy body
>go for inferior choice
>b-but this isn't low standards
>>36474446
>current year
>posting pasta this stale
>>36474657
>No, that was the whole conversation. After this said that is when I cucked myself and went 'haha'
Oh, Well just next time keep being confident. Even cocky in your approach.
Instead of "Do I look too big or something? Haha" You should have just gone with the approach you started originally. You should have gone with something like: "Oh don't lie to yourself, you like what you see." (or something similiar to that) Even though that might sound douchy. The confident, cocky and your sexuality pushing approach works great on hook-ups.
>>36474690
>>36474702
>samefag
>fuck you im actually trying
Iv only been able to consistently workout atleast 3 times a week for the past month and Iv already gained 10 lbs. but yeah, doot doot
>>36474760
>thinking everything is delineated according to one factor
>not being an all time retard for the ages
>>36474781
http://i.imgur.com/jkoqYBI.png
I was a skeleton as well anon
It's just bantz
>>36474789
>posting the most reddit picture of all time here
>>36474446
>pasta
No thanks, already hit my carb limit for the day
>>36474040
>that nose
not even from /pol/
but lol
>>36474789
I don't mind when it's genuine preference, but I've personally seen several examples where a girl claims she isn't into muscles, then she loses weight or gets fit herself or whatever. And surprise surprise her next boyfriend is fit as fuck.
>>36474148
Omg esmeralda have you made any gains since you left?
>>36474478
>being this new
>>36474793
Eh, I hear it a fuck ton, I'll get thicker skin
>>36474802
>still being a retard
>pretending to being someone else
>>36474109
pretty much my goal body, OP
How tall are you? I'm a manlet, so I don't think I'll ever look as good but I can dream
>>36474862
See >>36474354 for OP's stats
>>36474515
I think its less muscles and more a variation in preference of bodyfat % on a dude
>>36474040
this thread is a glorious example of how to get a CBT going without loads of hangers-on posting their skinnyfats and freakbeasts or homosexuals making boring comments
OP is ruseman master
>>36474354
OP please post your PPL routine
I don't know which PPL variation to choose from and holy shit your body is my goal
>>36474446
Lmfao fucked 19 guys you are a walking STD
>do i look too big
>yeah but not so much in other pictures
you know what to do
>>36474926
Op here, coolcicada PPL
Most girls think muscles are fucking disgusting
>>36474446
>probably don't believe I'm a 9
Nah, I don't believe you believe you're a 9. Big difference.
>>36474987
You need to be a little more subtle, say that ottermode is the optimal look that all women want so that both athletic types and fat powerlifters get buttmad together
>>36474987
Lol nope. You are delusional. Most girls actually love muscles, this is a simple fact stemming from evolutionary biology. The reason they say that "they don't like muscles" is because of two reasons: The crab bucket effect and that they don't want losers like you getting in better shape and looking like you are better than what would have been without hard work, so you aren't "deceiving" them about your genetics like chicks do with make-up-
>>36474569
let's see your body then bro
>>36474806
>>pasta
>No thanks, already hit my carb limit for the day
holy kek my sides
not read this before
>>36474396
Would be a lot better without the ring
>>36474109
oblig thick/solid/tight
you're doing god's work, anon
>>36474663
All women are whores
>>36475075
What's the crab bucket
>mfw she responds
>>36474040
>thin built
wat
>>36475353
If you put a bunch of crabs in a bucket the ones at the bottom will pull down the ones trying to escape. You can see it on youtube.
>>36474446
>Saving pasta
You disgust me
Translation: your face is busted and I wanted to let you down easy
>>36475362
But how does that translate to female psychology?
Women say women don't like muscles so good men don't try and then other women can get him?
>>36474109
you look beautiful
So I really have to be the one to say this?
She doesn't like you op, move on
Who gives a fuck whatever excuse she gave you, just move on
>>36474055
>b-but I'm a big guy
>>36475400
Some people want everything brought down to their level rather than having to climb. They feel if they date a fit guy they'll have to get fit.
Of course some girls just like fat or skinny dudes. But many have a sour grapes thing going on.
>>36474109
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>>36474354
what are your lifts faggot
>>36474354
Could you answer this question about PPL?
>>36475477
>tfw no one knows
>>36474175
are u serious? do you really think he isn't natty?
>>36474040
nice gainz goblin, get rid of the poison
>>36475490
I do ppl and I have solid abs. I add ab accessories every other day.
>>36474109
nigga you are thin built, your game is pure trash thats why she said "fuck off". Its like saying "Im into white guys" to a white guy. don't ask a girl what she thinks of you, makes you seem like you need her validation. don't even complemt her through a text, take her ass out for coffee, then escalate, and fuck her in your car. its tinder.
>>36475508
Post pic of your "solid abs"
And if I don't add any extra ab-workouts is squats the only workout for abs?
>>36474426
She is super hot but that nose ring is like someone sticking gum in the middle of a Picasso. It looks fucking awful man. You know I'd still smash but Jesus. It's bad.
>>36475530
This is at the end of my winter bulk, I'm cutting now so I'll be pretty shredded by summer.
Your core should be tight pretty much no matter what you do. Deadlift should activate ab squat should etc.
>>36474478
LOL it gets posted in every thread every day.
>>36475604
flexing abs doe rite?
>>36475604
>cutting
You need some muscle first.
>>36474529
Basically. You guys need to stop reading the words women write. You are assuming there is some reason and logic operating behind it when there isn't. Women just follow trends and social waves. They never think for themselves. That's why women are attracted to guys who are successful socially or in businesses whereas men are simply attracted to hot women. A woman has to look around and see that other women want you before she feels comfortable wanting you also.
>>36475625
Yeah, they're still visible without though. You asked how to get abs like the dude up top and I told you, then you asked for pics and I provided. I'm not sure what else you want from me.
>>36475630
Nah I'm gucci. Thanks though.
>>36475604
Honestly this >>36475630
By the look of your bicep you should probably lift and eat
You look pretty skinny
>>36475663
>You asked how to get abs like the dude up top and I told you, then you asked for pics and I provided. I'm not sure what else you want from me
>You asked how to get abs like the dude up top
All I wanted was to know where the abs come from in PPL
Calm down son
>>36474177
>caring what a landwhale says
>>36474818
something something grapes of a sour variety
>>36475688
Fair enough, I'm not upset man I'm just trying to help you out.
I do ab wheels, planks and hanging leg raises.
>>36475670
I bulk winters cut summers. I'm 6'4 so it's taking a while but I'm not in any real hurry. I'm pretty happy with how I look in all honesty.
Thanks for the feedback though.
>>36474147
This nigga knows whats up
>>36475733
>>36474446
Fuck off gains goblin whore, kill yourself
>>36474040
>He felt for the women know what they want meme
>mfw
>>36475823
Do people not recognize the pasta, or are they just going along with it. I can't tell anymore.
>>36474109
breh she looks like a fucking horse desu
you can do so much better senpai
>>36474446
slutty pasta
>>36474109
Lookin good mate, you might want to check up on that scoliosis though.
