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If vegans are so weak, then why does this monkey deadlift 10
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If vegans are so weak, then why does this monkey deadlift 10 times more than you?
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That's an ape.
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>>36465799
If apes can deadlift so much then why don't they run the planet. Because they're weak on the inside, from being vegan.
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>>36465799
Because his mental gains are on the same level as all vegans too
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>>36465799

Because there whole genetic structure is different. Also adult male gorillas weigh around 400-600lbs
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>>36465944
Pretty much this.
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>>36465799
This whale could crush you without even noticing

>Not eating a 90% plankton diet
>making it

Pick one
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>>36465830
This tbqhwy famalam
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>>36465799
I can throw farther than it, though
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>>36465971
not really geneticly gorillas are ~98,7% similiar to humans
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Its actually because our brains make a chemical that limits muscle growth based on needs, they do too but orders of magnitude less and their bodies do not carry fat.


Also they sometines eat their own shit so im k thanks.
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>>36466066
yes low myostatin
yes high testesterone

their brain is making them strong, wish my brain was similiar desu
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>>36466020
thats one of the most retarded arguments i have ever seen.
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black genes t b h
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Gorillas eat bugs though
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>>36466125

And poo poo
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>>36466066
So my brain has been keeping me small this whole time? Fuck you brain you're the real gains goblin.
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>>36466000
lol he dosent use plankton protein :D
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Different physiology
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Gorillas are primarily herbivores and so have a digestive system that allows them to make use of plant proteins that would be of no use to us.
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>>36466000
>crushing me underwater
Whales don't swim near the seabed.
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Googled this before and found out these guys have enzymes that turn plant stuff into proteins
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>>36466000
Trips have spoken. Krill gains.
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>>36466699
this
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u mirin?
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>>36465944
But vegetarians have an IQ of on average 15 points higher than meat-eaters. You're wrong.
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>>36469251
IQ is a redundant measure of intelligence, it does not take into account your work ethic or confidense or your intelligence. And this is coming from a person with an IQ of 217. I'm also willing to put a large quantity of currency on the fact that these tests are biased towards vegetarians by vegetarian corporations.
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>>36469251
but is that because they got smarter of the vegan diet or is it because smarter people are more likely to go vegan
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>>36469289
>it does not take into account your work ethic or confidense

That has literally nothing to do with intelligence.
>And this is coming from a person with an IQ of 217.

I can tell.
>these tests are biased towards vegetarians by vegetarian corporations.

Literally what. You can't actually believe this shit. Hahaha
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>>36469290
>>36469251
Almost 100% sure it's because the people who can go vegan are at least middle class, therefore probably not retarded compared to the general population.
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>>36469251
found the ape with negative mental gainz
http://m.livescience.com/23671-eating-meat-made-us-human.html
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>>36469303
stfu man, he just said he has an IQ higher than the 99.99th percentile, or what, are you implying that he is lying on the internet?
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>>36469251
>>36469289
God, I didn't know this much autism existed in /fit/.
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ask a superior meat eating human anything
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>>36469399
Will you eat my man meat?
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Its so fucking weird how people are so damn ignorant when it comes to vegan lifestyle

WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT MEAT YOU FUCK. If we were, we wouldnt have all these negative fucking effects from it, which pretty much disappear when you go vegan
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>>36469521
Nah. If you ate more meat you'd be able to control your temper.
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>>36469521
>which all disappear when you go vegan
>instead you have to supplement with medication to stay healthy
Enjoy those b12 shots ;^)
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>>36466000
dub trips of truth
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>>36469289
gr8 b8
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>>36469549
No, vegans dont have to supplement jack shit

1. B12 is bacteria, which you naturally find in soil, lakes, and human beings naturally got that shit. Now, since everything is fucking cleansed, no one gets it anymore. By the way cockhead, the meat youre eating, got B12 supplements too, top kek isnt it?

2. Protein, most plants are around 5% protein anyways, so yeah, you get enough no matter what

3. Vitamin D, youre a fucking retard if you think vegans dont get that
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>>36469521
>Pretty much disappear when you go vegan

Leading causes of vegan deaths - cardiovascular disease, stroke, cancer

Leading causes of omnivorous deaths - cardiovascular disease, stroke, cancer

Oh Gee Willickers! It seems that age related diseases are the leading causes of death in a given population.

I'm sure eating 5lb of beans a day will do you so much good when your blood vessels loose elasticity as a result of ageing, fucking up flow-mediated dilation and therefore your blood pressure, regardless of your pretentious diet

How about the age-related reduced production and faster breakdown of Nitric Oxide - a critical compound that basically mediates neurovascular events
Again, regardless of diet, YOU WILL EXPERIENCE THE SAME DEGRADATION OF YOUR CIRCULATORY SYSTEM, IT IS INEVITABLE.

Stroke is pretty much linked to the same kinda shit.
Cancer is a result of a lifetime of cells replicating and messing up just once, 99% of the time the cells being killed from the mutation, or the result of inadvertently consuming a chemical that causes a mutation of a protein sequence somewhere along the line and royally ruining your day, or exposure to too much ultraviolet rays, causing thymine diamers (mis-matches in the DNA nucleotide sequences) that mostly kill the cell, but sometimes don't.
Could be eating too much carcinogenic compounds like preserved or burnt meats
Could be from eating vegetables that have a little too much pesticide on them, or have unusual levels of minerals from the farmland it was grown on.

Look, the list is endless. Everything causes cancer. It is FRUITLESS to blame it on a diet, because you'll die of the same thing as the person you disagree with. Do your own thing, but don't pretend it's for health.
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>>36466020
If you don't know shit about genetics, don't post about it.

t. evolutionary neuroscientist
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>>36469856
>Leading causes of vegan deaths - cardiovascular disease, stroke, cancer

Lol what the fuck, are you fucking kidding me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkLwRxnuHs0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qczRzcqxoIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6aAFKlr7hs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKAPo7dMY7c

In the descriptions, there are links to studies that prove it, there you fucking go. Your turn, post your links
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>>36469593
>b12 is bacteria
Nope, produced by bacteria
>b12 is easy to get
Nope, animals we eat get b12 in their system because they eat foods containing the bacteria that produces b12. You don't get the same benefit because you can't digest the sheer random shit that those creatures can eat.
>b12 is cleansed
Nope, it's in the blood, organs, meat, connective tissue etc.
>b12 supplements in meat
Nope, it's already there, it doesn't need to be supplemented.

>5% Protein
Better eat a fair few plants then, ey champ?

>Vitamin D
A great deal of people are deficient in vitamin D. Vegans don't touch the light of day ever, because they are too busy telling people in public places under shade that they are vegan
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>>36469909
Cherrypicked rubbish?

How about I dispell all that bullshit at once?

http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/70/3/516s.full
>Further categorization of diets showed that, in comparison with regular meat eaters, mortality from ischemic heart disease was 20% lower in occasional meat eaters, 34% lower in people who ate fish but not meat, 34% lower in lactoovovegetarians, and 26% lower in vegans. There were no significant differences between vegetarians and nonvegetarians in mortality from cerebrovascular disease, stomach cancer, colorectal cancer, lung cancer, breast cancer, prostate cancer, or all other causes combined.

These little percentage changes MAKE NO DIFFERENCE, you still die of AGE RELATED DISEASE LIKE CANCERS, CARDIOVASCULAR DISEASE AND STROKE
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>>36469303
Haha very funny, snarky tone yet still not in the vicinity of countering any of my points. Notice how there are no successful vegetarians. Only those of us that eat meat are willing to succeed in todays world. I don't get how people won't eat this, we're meant to. I want you to think of dogs. They're literally subhuman, they're deserve to be killed because they're not able to not be killed. The same applies to all other animals(I know pigs are significantly smarter than dogs, but they're still retarded)
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>>36470078
Mate, I'm not even the dude you're responding to but every time you post I get the idea you're a 15 year old retarded high school dropout talking shit on the internet.
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>>36469909
I hope you realise just how pathetic you vegans look when you are presented with more than the inane dribble you start slinging shit with. Pic related.

>Are you kidding me right now!!, I- I just- I... You're Hitler to animals! I- I don't have a rebuttal except parroting the words of other people

One day you'll realise that the people campaigning for veganism are either insane animal activists or people looking to profit from idiots.
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>tfw to intelligent, atheistic, nihilistic, and apathetic to lift

Why must my higher state of consciousness, that is correlative to my higher level of intelligence, cause me to feel more pain than the average person while I perform anaerobic exercise?

Why must my beliefs in atheism and nihilism, that are both correlative to my higher level of intelligence, cause me to be too apathetic to lift?

*sigh*

Why couldn't I have just been born stupid and american like all of you dumb meatheads?
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>>36470161
*tipping intensifies*
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>>36470078
>>36470078
>Notice how there are no successful vegetarians
Albert Einstein, Nikola Tesla, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Larry Page, Thomas Edison, Leonardo Da Vinci, Stephen Hawking, Gandhi, Srinivasa Ramanujan, Vincent Van Gogh, Pythagoras, Mark Twain, Franz Kafka, Isaac Newton, Socrates, Ben Franklin, Confucius and Plato, to name a few. Most people can't name a non-vegetarian scientist.
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>>36470123
Nice try vegitari-same-fag
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>>36470182
The majority of these are speculative, and Einstein was supposedly only vegetarian the year before he died.
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>>36470182
Wtf, how are they all vegetarian? I thought they were smart and stuff
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>>36470182
You're claiming Plato was a fucking vegetarian? Are you fucking serious?

Can you prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Plato and anyone else from that time was a vegetarian? If so, how.
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>>36466020
I asked a geneticist about this once, and he said it's not true. I didn't understood why, though (asked this in a seminar after reading an article quoting this figure).
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>>36470236
Fuck off
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>>36470078
There are many vegetarian/vegan celebrities. I.e Liam Hemsworth, Michelle Rodriguez, Ellen Degeneres, Portia de Rossi, Carrie Underwood, Natalie Portman, Mike Tyson (that was recently), Alicia Silverstone, Usher, Joaquin Phoenix, Carl Lewis, Woody Harrelson, Alanis Morissette, etc. There are actually quite a few.
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>>36470182
Oh and I also like how you posted zero sources for that claim.
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>>36470214
None of them are speculative, I didn't include those that were. Da Vinci for example, would buy huge amounts of factory farmed animals then set them free. Einstein claimed that vegetarianism was the next step of human evolution.
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>>36470246
Yeah that's what I thought, you can't prove shit. Just another vegan talking out your ass.
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>>36470236
You can literally just Google this shit, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vegetarians
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>>36470256
Got a source on either of that?
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>>36470252
Google every individual one if you want, it's shocking, I know, that and videos like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDiSR0LGry8 led me to become vegetarian
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>>36470282
Here, http://worldvegfest.org/history/northam20a/einstein.html
http://legacy.mos.org/leonardo/bio.html
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>>36470281
LOL, google the names you provided, dipshit
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>>36470351

>worldvegfest.org

Lmao
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>>36465799
Nigger genetics
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>>36470305
What the fuck. That is fucking disgusting. I never knew it was this bad. I think I'll give this vegetarian thing a try. Do I need to supplement anything anon?
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>>36470386
If you're only vegetarian you don't need to supplement anything. Good luck
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>>36465799
It's pretty funny that there are two active vegan threads right now and both use pictures of niggers in the OP.
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>>36470281
>>36470305
>at some point in their life
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>>36470360
It's clear that I'm right senpai, it would take you 1 second to Google it and prove me wrong. I'm not linking you to every name I provided.
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>>36470351
>worldvegfest
Wanna try again and post a source that doesn't pander to your bad science?
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>>36470433
I only included ones who were vegetarian at the time of their death.
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>>36470201
Literally braindead kek
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>>36470443
Here, http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/224638-nothing-will-benefit-human-health-and-increase-the-chances-for. Just fucking Google it. The second link(Da Vinci one) is irrefutable(as is the first).Einstein was vegetarian for the last year of his life. That is a fact.
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>>36470305
That's fucked. Edginess aside, I'm going vegetarian. How can anyone defend this shit?
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>>36470493
As I've previously said, animals are fucking dumb. Just look at your dog, dumber than a toddler. They deserve this.
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>>36466000
plankton are cyanobacteria which obtain their energy through photosynthesis
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>>36470078
why don't you go apply your elite intelligence on something more productive than shitposting on 4chan, because you are not very good at it.
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>>36470509
Your IQ is showing again anon.
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Keep in mind a vegan pot smoker beat the shit out of this irish meat eating faggot.

>not being vegan
>not smoking gods gift to the world
>making it

lol k bye
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>>36465799
Aren't gorillas omnivorous?
I'm pretty sure that gorilla would prefer eating beef over gayass bananas desu
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>>36465799
But he's not a vegan, gorirras will eat insects
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>>36465820
Are you kidding me!!! Like wow.
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>>36472955
Dude sucks
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