>Be me this weekend
>Out party hopping with friends
>College.jpg
>Friends get too wasted
>This is what you lunged for
>Carry qt in arms for a mile back to dorms
>RIP Biceps 2016
>Get back to her room
>Oh god bed is lofted
>OHP her up to bed then decide to do 5x5 QTOHP
>New PR, mire self in mirror
>Squat thrust my way back to room for BCAA/Protein shake to maximize protein synthesis
heh
>headphones fall behind fridge
>push fridge to reach them
>mom says i'm getting strong
feels good anons
>carries broad back to her bed
>doesnt fuck her
lul
I was on vacation and hiked to an elevation of 3400 from just below sea level. Woke up the next day and didn't feel a thing. More functional endurance but still. I knew the old me would be dead by the fact the other people I was with were bitching half way up and all the way down and they didn't wanna leave the lodge the next day. Felt good cause I went off on my own and met a mountain qt.
3400 is by no means mt.everest but considering it was a zig zag climb up, the distance was still in there
>At house party playing beer pong, discretely infiltrating the ranks of normies
>Everytime I sink one I clench my fist in pride while my flexed bicep is subliminally presented.
>Drop sandwich on kitchen floor
>Squat ATG to get it
>perfect form
>mire self in reflection from the kettle
>bite sandwich
>wife's son says "what the fuck"
are we allowed to tell actual stories?
>idiot dyel friend of friend gets drunk and picks a fight with me
>grapple him to the ground with the 30-40lb weight advantage i have (he was also a manlet lel) and put him in a light chokehold
>nobody got hurt and he gave up all in the span of about 10 seconds
>wasnt even long enough to freak people out and ruin the party
felt bretty gud
>>36465418
>wife's son
lel
>At qt's apartment party in uni 2 weeks ago
>faggot vapers
>smoke detectors go off
>Party owner is freaking out
>tall ceilings
>nobody can reach detector to make it stfu
>squat down and grab qt throwing party by waist
>squat back up and sort of clean and press her
>she can reach detector, shuts it off
>"wow thanks anon, you really saved me"
>get really drunk
>go home on drunk bus
>get to bed early because gotta work out in AM
>>36465535
This would be dangerous for me to do because I'd probably get a boner and wouldn't be able to do anything about it.
I'd have to make sure my dick was folded up in my waist and latched down with my belt.
>>36465580
Thanks for making me feel a lot less autistic.
>survive getting hit by a van with only a single small fracture
ye
>>36465587
I mean theoretically this would happen. Accounting for state of drunkness and horniness I may be ok.
>>36465332
It's exactly like that old ass /fit/ comic
I use my functional strength to make holding my phone easier while I take narcissistic photos of myself after nearly every workout.
>nan selling some furniture
>DYEL skelly and skelly waifu
>proceed to lift 90% of the 120kg bookshelves from pure deadlift
>do a clean to get it to the Ute tray
>Skeltal says thanks and nan says she'd be screwed if I hadn't shown up from grocery shopping.
>tfw I'm a chubby DYEL myself
>>36465418
>wife's son
>be me
>2 yr old daughter wants me to pick her up in the kitchen
>pick her up, notice bicep flex in the window reflection
>proceed to do 3x15 hammer baby curls
>throw weights down
>make protein shake
>go into living room and un-pause pumping iron
