Have any of you guys gotten laid after going to a yoga class? Or that just a meme?
No. Never.
>>36451675
What if you consistently went to yoga class for 3 months?
>Ywn lick the opponents blood off of Joanna's feet after a fight
Jdimsa
>>36451692
I wud let her peg the fuck out of me>>36451684
>>36451692
-.-
>>36451704
=0
I fucked a yoga instructor last night, does that count?
>>36451665
People don't stay to talk after yoga classes, typically people disperse within minutes because they have shit to do.
>>36451692
Fuck man.
>>36451729
1. If you get there early before class, will you be able to talk to girls?
2. Then what classes are good for meeting girls? Ballet?
>>36451729
So it's a meme. I like Alexandria. I think.
>>36451726
Like in that tv-show. This one chicken knows what I'm talking about. She has consumed so many shows, she should be awarded.
you need to lay off the porn m7
>>36451726
yeh
obobsly
>>36451744
The only reason I watched some of the cringeworthy episodes was because I estimated chicken related would be watching. Cringeworthy I know. Suck it anons.
>>36451742
You could try.
I honestly don't think it'll get you anywhere.
Try meeting girls at normal places, or doing what you like, that always works 100% of the time.
>>36451758
m8 wut u on about?
>tfw you cream your pants during yoga class
>>36451785
but i literally only lift and play civ
>>36451789
NOt really. Who are you adressing here?
>>36451798
Do you have any other interests?
>>36451858
Brazilian jiu jitsu, making sweet mixtapes and playing total war.
My problems not social auts tho. I just don't put myself out there and meet women very often
>>36451798
you fucking retard just say you're a historian or some bullshit and spew out all that nonsense you learned from civ
>yeah i'm working with a team from X university we're uncovering documents that describe wars during the early Roman Empire
girls won't actually care about that shit but it makes you seem like a normal person who has a normal job
>>36451799
The bitch twe rkin wit th fatass bae wachu thin k i'm a d r e s s s i n g yo granmother bitc like the chi ck w/ th fatass seesaws hony knomsayin sloot i'd lk to get in there nshow them cheeks what it do like dam baehow you guna see me lik tht shit nigga i'ma cream in those cr ops bae just gimme the time and we coo
>>36451742
Take a ballroom class at your local community college. You actually interact with the girls. It has to be at CC though, studios are full of old people.
>>36451923
but like do i meet these bitches at yoga or frat parties or tinder or lecture. u nawmean?>>36451858
>>36451905
So then fucking do that
You straight up know what you are doing wrong and are not doing anything to change it
>>36451944
You sound mentally deficient. Are you?
>>36451960
I just don't know anymore anon. Everything has become a parody of itself, and the only way I can cope with it is through my dry sense of humor.
>>36451956
but how do i meet new hoes? should i do yoga?
>>36452089
Fucking find interests that are social. Join a club, a spot, something that normal people and not autists do.
>mfw I didn't even have to go to yoga class to get this qt
>>36452106
aight m8, bless ur soul
imma join a frat n shit
>>36451665
> qt flatmate does yoga
> asks me to join
> i do
> we fug
> told me she noticed me peepin her ass during yoga
>>36452170
>paying for friends
>>36452261
m8 its better than dying alone
>>36451665
Considering the only yoga classes I've ever taken were with my grandmother at a senior center she goes to, no.
>>36451665
What the fuck are you going on about? Are you thinking about some massage parlour type shit???
Never heard this meme.
>>36452351
i dont mean during class
stupid nigger
>>36452299
what do you have testicle cancer at 18? Jesus you poor fuck only gonna be a virgin unless you rape a passed out drunk sorority gril. Pay for all the raping you need poor basterd.
>>36451665
You could try but it probably won't work. To most women, guys just go to yoga to creep on them.
>>36452585
but i should "b myself" rite?
well im a flexible creep
Are you saying the meme is that yoga people are all about "spiritual healing," so they are very liberal with their sexuality?
Acro yoga, bruh. You pretty much 69 with a girl for half an hour. It's like a really long trust building exercise.
>>36452337
Why not? Were you too fat for them?
>>36451665
>tfw male yoga teacher
AMA
>>36451944
that was pretty funny thanks anon
>>36451785
>or doing what you like
are you retarded?
she looks like she's great in the sack tbqhfamilia. I don't know why
>>36453666
what's it like being a faggot?
>>36451798
living the dream desu
Its a myth.
People are there to learn yoga & they are majority middle aged wives ime.
>>36453876
>they are majority middle aged wives
hnnng
>>36453919
you watch too much porn. most middle-aged women are saggy and fat
>>36453933
no, you just haven't that many middle aged women or your tastes have been formed by tv and magazines.
Joanna p4p #1 qtest champ
>tfw no gf to beat you up
>>36453982
POST MORE IM STILL LURKING HERE
>>36454098
You dont want to be fucked?
>>36454193
She's actually really cute
I've gone to yoga 3 times a week (2 different places) for a few months now, and honestly it's not a great place to pick up chicks. There's no talking during class and everyone leaves immediately after class. Obviously it's still possible to pick up chicks there, but it certainly has no advantages over going to basically any other place where people gather.
Here's the setup /fit/
>office gym, free yoga class once a week
>ratio of qts to DYELs who just want to stare at yoga pants is 1:4
>around 25 people join in, can't workout because I don't want to be a dick grunting and makings lots of noise while they're all being hippie and shit
>have to wait until 6 pm before I can start my workout
Should I just join in? The only reason I don't is because I do not want to be grouped up with the creeps and be labeled as one.
>>36454196
Tfw tony finally met her
>>36454230
>office gym
what
>>36454241
My workplace is so huge we have our own gym, couple of rooms for sleeping in, 2 basketball courts, a cafeteria at every floor, and a large buffet area.
Completely opposite of what "enterprise IT" usually means.
The people working out in the gym are people I meet everyday, sometimes even talk to, and being labeled a creep doesn't sound like a fair trade just for a yoga class.
Talked to several of these qts, they all give a weird laugh when I talk about how there's tons of men during their sessions.
>>36454277
you won't be labelled as a creep if you just follow a class. yoga feels great and I definitely recommend it. in my opinion it's an excellent complement to lifting. it increases your mobility, trains balance, functions as low intensity cardio and you actually get to show off your strength in a few of the positions. it doesn't appear to interfere with my lifting at all.
>>36451684
Absolutely. Yoga mastery for them fwb and 6 pl8 deadlift for them qtpi gf
>>36454312
Sounds good to me. I only stretch for 15 minutes tops every workout and I've been at it for a year now. I know I am not the most flexible gym rat, but at the same time it has yet to reach the point that it is impeding my daily activities. I'll wait until their numbers dwindle down because I am 100% half of the dyels will get bored after a month.
>>36452131
ahhh yes, the average asian gf. Don't worry, soon you will move on to greater things.
>>36454229
What if you want to class early? My gym offers yoga classes and I see ladies standing at the door, 15 minutes before class starts
>>36454232
>tfw she will never triangle choke you unconscious
Life is suffering brehs
>>36451789
shit form, cunt
>>36452337
Is that supposed to be an excuse?
>>36451923
I can see some autistic anon doing this, getting into a steady long term relationship, and then continuing the lie forever.
>do yoga at home
>sometimes my iliotibial band hurts when doing lunge typed poses and i lose balance
>can't find any yoga videos for intermediates, just beginner stuff and advanced stuff (handstand and headstand poses)
any good yoga videos?
>>36451665
If you go to class and can't even get your heels to the ground in downward dog (and you won't) they WILL know why you're there. Unless you're Chad the only way you're banging yoga chicks is to be a 145lb dyel pseudo spiritual beta nu-male who goes to class a lot, and they will also all have to believe you're gay first for a while. And that only gets you yoga girls because everyone else will think you're a 145lb dyel pseudo spiritual beta nu-male who goes to class a lot.
>>36455051
you sound like an inflexible faggot
>>36451789
>painted toenails
>>36455528
omg never enough bloodsport caps on here!
I've been kinda doing limber 11 lately, as I am terriably inflexible, should I join a yoga class for them flexibility and social gains?
>>36455051
>>36454329
>>36454312
>>36454277
or OR, you could just stop being a faggot fretting about what you think other faggots will think of you and give it a try and just enjoy the benefits of core strength, flexibility and balance training that come from the class itself. Many pro football trainers put their players through yoga for those benefits. Controling your weight at any size is highly valuable. YOU WILL SWEAT.
Also seeing and being seen there will give you an opener for conversation with girls at later times in the gym, track or sauna.
The less fucks you give the more fucks you get.
-Anonymous
>>36454230
>I don't want to be labeled as...
sounds to me like you've already made up your mind. You could try just one day and see what happens. Be in the front if you feel like you'd be labeled a creep for staring at girl butts by being anywhere else.
>>36455051
of course they'll judge you at first or have some stupid idea why you are at a yoga class
but if you have a real reason like "yea i do it because muh flexiblity is important" it won't matter anymore
>do downward dog
>lower back is not straight, actually looks like i have a hunchback
>knees are really bent
>heels nowhere near the ground
how do i fix this?
>>36455980
you have to be smarter than the dog anon
femanon here, i hooked up with a guy in my yoga class once. He was like 10 percent BF and kept making me laugh
>>36456491
how did he make you laugh? plz respond
>tfw unfunny and can't converse
>>36456510
He was doing like a gay lispy voice when we did stretches, "ohh thats nice, i can feel that burn"
>>36451665
Indirectly, yes.
I started doing early morning yoga after my lifts to help with my lower back. One girl thought I was cute and invited me to get coffee afterwards, then invited me to a party at her house that weekend.
I went, and it turned out she was psycho. Her ex showed up, she got mad, got too drunk to function, and tried to hit him with a glass bottle. I helped her friends put her to bed.
They thought I was cool though. I started hanging out with her brother from time to time, and one of her friends hooked up with me a week later at another party. I wouldn't have met either if it wasn't for her.
>>36456599
1. be attractive
2. don't be unattractive
>>36451692
>tfw will never pass out in joanna's triangle
why live
Ye found my gymbro at the yoga class. We tried new positions in the shower afterwards.
>>36454196
And actually really annyoing.
>>36456653
hahah
it sounds like you are a HOMOSEXUAL hahaa
>>36456613
fellow redditfag
>>36456572
Real talk as a straight guy that people assume is gay, I get tons of pussy keeping things camp
>>36456755
>keeping things camp
what do you mean by this?
>>36456755
As an hermit, what does "camp" mean?
