Who do you lift for? I lift for Swift.
>inb4 fedoras saying i lift for myself.
>>36436352
>started lifting for her
>get over her
>tfw you don't even know why anymore
Lift for the King of Kings, to perfect his temple.
>What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
>Improving is fedora
sage
I lift because I'm weak and strive to one day hit meme strength of 1/2/3/4
I got injured at work and though its been more than a year I still get pain when I deadlift heavy. I don't know if I'll ever reach that goal with my back so I might just lift for aesthetics
>>36436420
This desu. Also, if I do it for any woman, it's for Her.
>people in 4th year class discussing early 20th century social norms
>people unironically didn't understand muscle Christianity
>none of these people lifted
I'll say a rosary for them that their gelatinous bodies can get something that resembles a physique one day.
>>36436420
>>36436490
>lifting for kikes
Ayy.
I lift so people will think I'm a better person.
>>36436490
>>36436420
My brethren.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscular_Christianity
>>36436352
I lift because it's fun and i have nothing better to do.
>>36436516
**King of
>>36436531
Christ's nattiness 404. He literally rose from the dead into heaven. That is the opposite of natty, but divine intervention.
>>36436516
>>>/reddit/
>>36436490
>>36436531
>Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God.
Allelujah
I am Taylor Swift. I lift for myself.
>>36436352
For Jesus.
>lifting for coal burners
>>36436352
For the Joestars.
>>36436352
I lift for myself, but not for bullshit reasons like self improvement or health, i just do it because being "the buff one" in your group of friends feels damn good
>>36436862
Only correct answer.
>>36436516
This. It's funny that /pol/lacks of all people worship a Jew.
>>36436862
>tfw no qt Jolyne gf
I just have to get to 2/3/4/5 and then everything will be ok
>tfw hobbit looking manlet
I lift for myself. Girls wouldn't pay attention if I was /fit/ or not, so I might as well leave humanity behind
I lift because i like to feel a sense of progress. Even if i feel like im wasting my life, at least im improving in one area of it. Also getting bigger has given me confidence and im much more open to doing all sorts of things now.
I life to get big glutes for the sloots.
Also I want to get an actual decent gf who will also mire my big ass.
>tfw no gf who gets horny from looking at my butt
>obvious answer
FOR THE EMPEROR
>>36437328
Charlemagne?
>>36436978
>christians and jews are the same people
I'm atheist and what people over /pol/ would call dirty liberal, but you're being plain retarded mate.
>>36436352
Once a peasant always a peasant
>not lifting for your waifu
It's like you guys don't want to make it
>>36437469
A) Jesus was genetically a brown skinned Jew. This is 100% fact, and those both happen to be the two things /pol/ hates the most.
B) Christianity didn't exist in it's current form until a few hundred years after Jesus died, so he couldn't a Christian. You could probably argue semantics there, but I think calling the messiah a member of the religion that was founded after his death is a serious stretch.
I thought this shit was common knowledge in the west?
>>36437567
He was brown skinned in terms of ethnicity, but to say he was a practicing jew into his adult years is fairly inaccurate considering he led a cult in his own name claiming Jewish prophecy of the messiah. Most practicing jews at the time denied the validity of his prophetic fulfillment claims on several grounds because of a combination of skepticism and his practices. Just because he was raised Jewish and the concept of Christianity as we know it today didn't exist during his life doesn't make him the same as the jews behind the conspiracy theories (not /pol/ but I know the whole "Jesus was a jew" thing has some ignorance to it)
>>36437567
Some of this is correct, some now.
>Practising Jew
Literally abolished Jewish made customs that are still upheld to this day.
>Christianity didn't exist in it's current form until a few hundred years after Jesus died
Or less than 100 years, since Vatican II.
