ITT: Gym Delusions
This guy is as specialized trainer and recovery 'doctor' at my gym.
Why the fuck would any one want any advice from this guy - guy can't even get out of bed without hurting himself.
>>36431589
I was about to ask, what happened to him? Was he in a car accident? But then I saw the revisions...huh?
cross fit not even once
>>36431589
>>36431614
I've had almost all the same injuries as him t bh, almost all of which happened while playing various sports
>>36431614
Prolly a sk8er fag
>Wearing these injuries as a badge of honour
Why the fuck is it legal for these people to become trainers? please fucking tell me that its simply because of some illness that he is easily injured rather than following crossfit shit.
>2x paper cuts
>>36431589
what is up with this picture
his head is like 50% of his body
>>36431681
>his head is like 50% of his body
It's called being boyishly skinny and a manlet too.
>>36431688
no I mean it looks skewed as fuck
>>36431706
Its how the picture is taken, take a look at the black border line.
>>36431711
If I wanted to look at black, I'd look at your wife's son
>>36431734
WOAH NELLY
>>36431667
He rides bikes and the bbc too hard
>>36431589
>4 concussions
I've had two
>5 stitches to the face
140 stitches, get on my level senpai
>2x ac joint separation
I've dislocated a shoulder before, wasn't that bad desu
>5 broken ribs
4 broken ribs
>broken elbow
Nope
>strained diaphragm
Pretty hard to break a rib without straining your diaphragm
>lumbar disc bulge
Nope
>broken wrist
Broken both wrists
>2x paper cuts
Actually only had like two paper cuts in my entire life desu
>broken finger
4 broken fingers
>knee surgery
Nope
>soft tissue injuries
Yeah I guess so
>25 ankle sprains
Idk, maybe like 2 that were bad enough to require treatment
>>36431909
>140 stitches to the face
you must look pretty fucked up
>>36431589
I never understood how people do this
Ive had 1x stitches,
that's it. plus knee/elbow scrapes and small things like that
ind I used to play rugby, skateboard, bike, motorbike, plus I work on a farm.
![Anakin-Jedi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IamR09X.jpg "Anakin-Jedi[1].jpg")
>>36432138
No, lots of stitches doesn't necessarily mean horrific injury, it's normal to do over 9000 stitches with facial wounds. I have almost the exact same scar as Anakin, it goes from my eyebrow down to my cheek, it used to be an angry red colour compared to my normal skin but it's faded to normal skin colour now, I used to cover it up with concealer like a faggot when I was younger because I was ashamed of how it happened but eventually I grew up and accepted it
>>36432162
>skateboard
>motorbike
>never broken anything
You must be a fucking wizard, all the motorbike riding/motorcross guys at my high school never went more than a year without breaking something, to be fair I grew up on a farm riding bikes and I've never broken anything
>>36431647
Yeah rugby racks up the injuries quick. Judging by his shirt though I'm guessing he bikes in the city and doesn't obey traffic signs.
>>36432212
Ive fallen a lot, but only ever got cuts and scrapes.
>>36432194
>I'm horribly disfigured but I accepted it
good for you
>>36431909
>>36431589
>All these incidents
Never got stitches, concussions, broken knee (jesus, 4x broken knees... are you some kind of genetic dude?)
never got broken elbows, ribs, wrists,fingers,...
nothing of that at all
what is wrong with you
and I've practised karate, krav "meme" maga, soccer, skiing, climbing
what the hell is wrong with you
>>36432212
>if you ride a bike and don't break anything you're a wizard
where do you fucking live
can you even walk grandpa
>>36432162
Skiing/snowboarding is pretty much Broken Bones:The Sport, trail bike riding is probably #2 for broken bones
>>36432255
>what is wrong with you
All my injuries except for one of my broken wrists and fingers were from street fighting, needless to say I stopped after someone pulled a knife on me and made me need 140 stitches to the face(plus a lot more to the rest of my body).
Never get in a street fight /fit/.
>>36432262
What can I do for winter sport? Was gonna take up skiing, but don't want to lose gains to broken bones
>>36432255
>small scar like Anakin's
>horribly disfigured
>>36432318
Winter sports in general tend to be snap city compared to summer sports, all that slippery ice and shit, maybe try cross country skiing
>>36431909
Take it easy Frankenstein
That feel when downhill mountain biking and never broke a bone but had around 10 concussions.
>>36432194
Why were you ashamed of how it happened?
>Did you get that scar eating pussy?
>>36432463
See>>36432309 Having to go out in public utterly covered in bandages was one of the most humiliating experiences of my life, I couldn't stop thinking that everyone was gossiping about me saying
>lol anon got REKT by some faggot with a knife, what a dumb cunt
Idk, I was a stupid kid with a massive chip on his shoulder, hence street fighting in the first place
>>36432353
Isn't that just like running but with skiis on? Seems too monotonous. I just want some activities to do in winter that aren't drinking and won't snap me up/bore me to death
>select all food
When I'm trying to lose weight
>>36432522
I fence during winter, have you tried that?
>>36432522
>running but with skiis on
More like skating on snow, really.
>push
>weeeee
>push
>weeeee
>push
>weeeee
It's fun. You should try it.
>>36431647
Jerking off isn't a sport anon
>>36432550
No but it sounds fun.
Wonder if I could find a dojo round here.
Also wonder if I could beat my extreme anxiety for trying new things without having to drink a beer first.
If you suffer a lot of injuries you probably have shit genetics 2bh
>>36432576
Fencing is mainly found near university campuses these days, on the bright side it is completely possible to fence drunk
>>36431734
got em
>>36431734
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
>>36431647
After 4 concussions you should probably stop sports alltogether anon.
>>36431734
SHOTS FIRED
>tfw pretty much injury-free my entire life, except from the occasional scraped knees etc. in childhood
>2015, completely fuck up patellar tendon after a bad tackle. Knee surgery x2
>whew, 2015 almost over... get hit by a car (not my fault), break some bones in my hand
>better try not to break or fuck up anything in 2016
>january '16, she breaks my heart ;_;
>>36436062
Wasn't ready to feel in this thread
>>36431734
Ayyy
>>36431681
It's called angles.
