"Anon, do you work out?"
What do?
"nah I just rock climb every once in a while"
>>36427792
Say yes. How is this even a question.
>>36427804
RETARD ALERT
>>36427792
just say you do a lot of pushups and drink a lot of juice
People shouldn't need to ask.
"who are you and what are you doing at my family's table"
>>36427821
it's called flirting dumbass, have you never spoke to a woman?
>>36427792
"Nah not really"
>>36427816
It's really astounding to me how socially inept you guys are and how much you overthink everything.
What are you going to do if you hit if off and start dating? Sneak out of the house in the middle of the night to go work out?
>>36427838
this isn't the optimal answer. You're better off attributing your muscles to some cool activity. Girls like interesting men
>>36427816
do I have i have hand quotation when I say juice?
>>36427792
yes and give her a blank stare. i have severe autism
>>36427792
i wish a wizard would appear and cast a spell on me and turn me into that girl
"Yes, I train for martial arts"
>>36427792
>''not really, I but I used to play football and nowadays I like to keep active and enjoy the outdoors. I like to go on adventures''
>>36427925
idk about the cigarette but I would def eat those jellybeans
>>36427792
>Nah I just play frisbee and surf once in a while
>>36427792
Why do you faggots always ask this. Say yes and move on. Maybe mention squats in an attempt to transition to talking about booty, thus being legally obliged to check out the booty
>>36427960
Could i maybe feel the booty?
>>36427960
Yeah seriously. I assume I'm being memed on by these responses. There's no way they're this socially retarded.
>>36427976
That's part of the plan ya dingus
if you dont know what to do then dont fucking talk to women and pollute the gene pool with your autistic bullshit
yeah i do
no not really
how fucking hard. what the fuck do you mean what do jesus christ
>>36427792
"Sure, I hit the gym a couple times a week to stay in shape."
Then the conversation flows from there.
>>36427990
the amount of try hard and just inept ability to deal with women really makes me question why i come here
>>36427822
>Not "Don't you talk to me or my wife's son ever again"
You had one job anon.
>>36427792
"Yeah I do, but are you willing to take this D tho?"
>>36427792
Wii-fit and protein shakes
>>36427834
The question remains, what do?
>>36427792
I fucking miss Steak and Shake.........
>>36427925
I'd slap her parents for not slapping her daughter
>>36427792
"Nah I just go swimming a couple of times a month"
there, saved
>>36427990
If you say "yes" there are two possible outcomes:
- you'll seem a douche/someone who's in love with just himself
- you train _and_ you aren't even _that_ big, therefore she'll imagine the little skelly trapped inside you
If you say "no" there are two possible outcomes:
- you're "too big" to just say no, and you'll seem a liar
- you actually are a fucking skelly/obese and/or you don't actually train, but she remembers when you were even more skelly/obese
>>36427792
"Yeah, I do. Why, what's up?"
>lemme goblob ur clock
Easy.
>>36428069
Top kek
Where does this meme of pretending you workout less than you actually do come from?
>>36428101
This is what I'm talking about with the type of dude that overthinks everything. He's got a fucking flowchart planned out for a simple yes or no question.
>>36428078
Just say yes it's one of your hobbies, half the time this results in then feeling you up especially if drinks are involved.
>>36427792
Real talk though, back when I was a massive autist like you guys I'd watch charismatic or funny people talk in interviews on youtube and write down any lines that were good and their context. I'd analyse the situation before going out and try to find ways to slip these one liners or conversation themes or interesting facts or whatever into casual conversation and for the most part, it worked well. I went from 0 social skills, to strange social skills where I'd go from 0 to 10 and back to 0 sporadically. I got some laughs and people liked me more than before and it even lead to my first hookup but I've found it's just not the way to go about it.
Once you've heard enough charismatic people speak, and been around enough conversations yourself, it's really easy to pick the patterns that work and the patterns that don't and go from there. The good thing about patterns, is you can inject your own personality into them and still sound natural and interesting. I don't think about anything when I go out now and I'd consider myself a damn good conversationalist. It sort of just becomes second nature how to talk to people. So I guess the moral of this post is stop over-analysing everything and just talk to more people until you learn how to speak by feel. Just hang out with your most well-spoken buddies and copy them.
New pasta 4 u boys
>>36428114
>goblob ur clock
I imagined a girl licking a clock and getting blobs of saliva all over it.
Pretty hot actually.
>>36428137
/fit/ fear of rejection because they think getting pussy is the end goal in life.
Remember kids.
DISREGARD WOMEN
ACQUIRE AESTHETICS
>>36428147
I want to call you autistic because of the first part but...
>>36428101
Girls like it when you go to the gym. They like that it means you're healthy, they like that it shows you can commit to things, they like that it shows you have a life outside of your house, they like that you can throw them around in the bedroom, they like that being fit is trendy, etc.
Even if you don't look like you lift, even if you don't lift at all, you should always answer yes to do you work out. Girls don't have the body dysmorphia gymcels have, as long as you're not a legit skelly and below 20%bf you'll look good to them.
>>36427792
>steak n shake
Will you white trash bozos get off this board and lynch a brown person or whatever it is you do
>>36428147
A big part of it is just learning body language, most autists just overthink everything and don't notice basic body language.
>>36428101
Is this bait? I'm pretty bad at over analyzing things but this is on a whole different level.
>>36428179
This too, m8s. And tone of voice, vibe of person/place. Plenty more to being natural than just the dialogue. Just go out more and practice, ya fucks
Yes. How can I fight in RaHoWa if I'm not in peak condition?
>>36428043
I left it to be finished
by you
>>36427792
Just say yeah, I go to the gym, and then maybe something to follow that up
Also why is she making that face, fucking lol
Say i do wii fit and zoomba classes, if they ask for dietary advice say you base your info on womens health magazines, tone up and lose fat with this one special cake recipe!
>>36427867
No, girls like to talk about themselves.
Just don't brag, and steer the conversation there way.
Don't try and talk about what an interesting sportsman you are/were
>>36427925
Jelly as fuarrrk
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?
"no you dumb bitch i do crossfit"
>>36428172
It's okay to say you work out but never receal the extent to which you're dedicated. People make it seem like they're lazy and naturally talented because natural ability has always been valued far higher than hard work, at least to normies. You can reveal how hard you work after you get a steady gf, but for first impressions you got to make it seem effortless.
"No, I just bought this weird old monkey's paw in a pop-up shop in Chinatown, and now all my wishes keep coming true.
Speaking of which, hi, I'm Anon. What's your name?"
Why is this board filled with insufferable faggots who aren't even comfortable enough in their own skin to answer a question with some goddamn honesty. Instead, they make up hair-brained excuses in attempt to compensate for their pathetic inferiority complexes that will probably defeat for them in the short run whatever attempt they've made to get anywhere inside that girls head or near her cunt. This fucking board makes me sick.
>>36429615
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
>>36429615
because it's a joke dumbass.
everyone else is having sum banter, and you bring all your autism and start screaming:
"BUT I DO WORK OUT SO I WILL JUST SAY I WORK OUT"
Why don't you pull your head out of your ass and have a joke with the rest of us you pretentious uptight faggot
>>36429615
well you're kinda answering your own question, a spaghetti dropper might get swole, but he'll still be an insecure idiot.
>>36427792
"Now and again"
Change subject.
I she pushes, say you'd rather not get into detail, because otherwise girls try to rape you.
Dead serious.jpeg
She'll laugh, or get obsessed, or both.
>female co-worker asks about my routine and how i lost weight
>keeps interrupting with questions
>try telling her that I just jogged, ate clean while cutting calories
>keeps giving me looks like she doesn't believe me
I appreciate the attention, but its annoying how so many people can't wrap their head around something so simple.
Then again, I can see why when I tell them that I gave up sweets, soda, fast/junk food. The response is always "Oh no I can't do that, etc etc"
>>36430111
>in university cafeteria
>went from 110kg to 85 at 6'5
>grills ask me how I did it
>tell them I eat less and move more
>mfw they immediately stop talking to me
banged one of them though
>>36427792
"2 stairs at a time. The occasional sit-up."
>>36430129
>banged one of them though
good man
don't sweat the butthurt though. they always get mad when they realize they have to actually work at it.
>>36430129
Why not just tell them wii fit and zumba?
>>36427863
>sneak out of the house in the middle of the night to work out
I already do that anyway, what makes you think that changes when I'm in a relationship?
>>36427792
N-no
I-I don't even wanna get big or anything, h-haha ;_;
>>36427792
Escape from my hostage takers and leave the healthgoblin fastfood diabetus factory by covering myself in all the grease I can find and slipping out gracefully.
Pic related, its what I would look like escaping from my captors.
>>36430216
Reminds me of this scene from House M.D. wjere Cameron wonders if Chase is cheating on her because he goes to the gym 5 times a week. She tells the negroid she followed him once. The negroid asks 'where did he go?', to which she replied:
>the gym
>saying yes
>ever
>>36427792
She is really only cute online.
>>36430325
Is the le bernie supporter girl? What's her name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHo8afiTw2Q
Where can I buy these sprint sleds? Want to spend no more than $450
>>36430325
>le big scarf to hide massive weightgain
>>36430408
>mfw they take a break in the middle of the race
>>36427792
"yeah once a week when i can motivate myself, why?"
it's not hard
>>36427792
y-you too
>>36427792
Is the chick behind the menu fat and cute or normal sized?
>>36427821
This. If people have to ask you are doing it wrong.
>>36427792
Yeah, sometimes, I mostly just *insert cool physical activity here* on the weekends.
Or,
Just enough to stay in shape, I like being active, it's good to have a healthy body and a healthy mind >>> Segue this into talking about other hobbies, such as reading, music, classic cinema, the arts, etc. etc.
Oh wait, you don't have any hobbies other than lifting, masturbating, playing vidya, watching Laotian stop motion, and shitposting on a Tahitian Tupperware Tips and Tricks forum ? NVM, then you faggot.
>>36427878
The air quotations need to go around drink, or both drink and juice. Not juice alone.
>>36431048
>classic cinema
Found the fucking art fag. I bet you have a moustache.
As for OP, when a girl asks me that I tell her I do Zomba or ballet and that I grew up on a farm (the farm thing is true).
>>36428147
You could have just read "How To Make Friends and Influence People"
DO I LOOK I DONT???
*TELEPORT BEHIND HER*
*PROCEED TO CURL AND OHP HER BODY*
*THROW HER AGAINST THE WALL*
THAT IS RIGHT BITCH IM THE BOSS
WOOP WOOP
>>36427925
>12th birthday
>mfw I got Titan Quest for my 12th birthday and the bitch is gonna get dick
haha
I win again!
>>36427792
>I'll work you out!
>Oh my god, what did you just say anon?
>Haha, j-just kidding..
"yeah"
/thread
>>36431226
>Titan Quest came out 10 years ago
>Successfully picked up fit chick with a dancer's body
>Do you only do club dates?
>tell her I'm taking her to a restaurant
>"Aw that seems nice, but i like bad boys sometimes too"
I'm not a bad boy I'm an autist fucking help me
>>36429549
u got gold in your brain
>>36431272
> i like bad boys
she's trash, dump her
>>36431280
Don't listen to him, fuck her first then dump her, there's a bad boy for her.
>>36427792
"Yeah, I love to."
How is it that hard to answer a question regarding your hobbies?
>>36431289
>>36431280
I'll turn into a devil for her body
>>36431297
"what's your favourite hobby?"
>I pick things up and put them down again
damnit, friendzoned again
>>36431272
>i like bad boys sometimes too
just fuck her silly, almost raping her, and she'll be satisfied
alternatively
>take her to a restaurant
>eat like crazy
>when the bill comes, hand it over to her
>'I thought you like bad boy sometimes ;)'
>get up and run like crazy
She'll call you to marry her next morning.
>>36430129
Why are you mixing ft and kg?
>>36431335
I'd assume he's Canadian. I'm Canadian, and while I'm usually pretty good at keeping to metric or imperial, it's pretty common for us Canadians to mix them, probably due to our proximity to USA.
>mfw this entire thread
>>36431312
>>36431280
>>36431289
(update, not that anyone cares or asked)
I'm confused guys, I was going to leave my dad's 61st a bit early to go hookup with her, and she said no, family first, she'll suck my dick another day.
She is the mother mary, in whore's clothing?
>>36431335
Multiculturalism is failing. We need to merge all cultures into one.
>>36427792
'I do a little bit of wii fit and a weekly Zumba class'
>>36431530
no just daddy issues and/or she had other plans for other dicks and just needed an excuse
>>36431352
Brits do it too
>>36431530
>I was going to leave my dad's 61st a bit early to go hookup with her
stupid
>and she said no
waifu material
seriously
>>36431554
this so much this, along with jumping jacks and swim a few laps here and there.
girls hate the fact that a guy can lift heavy things and put them back down again and that will make them more attractive to them, makes them seem almost shallow.
>>36427792
Yes I'm a Boxer.
Bitches seem to love this one.
>Yeah you should come with me some time
It's perfect because they will always say no and they can't judge you for lifting because then they have to admit they don't have your work ethic
>>36431627
I do boxing and krav maga
Bitches don't seem to know or care about krav maga
>>36431651
>expecting bitches to know about things they can't read about in Cosmo or see in a television drama
Be nice, they're not very bright.
>>36430129
>they immediately stop talking to me
But why? Did you trigger their whale asses when you said ''move more''?
>>36430408
Don't they say "Rogue" all over them? maybe start there. jhc.
>>36427925
>two viagras
>one condom
D E V I L I S H
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V
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>>36427792
>you tell me
>*flex biceps*
>>36428404
i disagree. you have to frame the conversation and make them think you are awesome.
>>36431265
The devs recently released a spiritual successor (kind of) called Grim Dawn. It's pretty good.
>>36432236
>>36432475
Will this actually work? Pls help anyone.
>>36427834
Flirting is for whores I wouldn't marry a girl who flirts. If she flirts with me then she has flirted with other guys before and is a whore.
>>36432777
fedora trips...
>>36432777
>dont like easy girls that are good in bed
>wants to get married
>likes to suck dick
wow lads...
>>36431301
looks chubby
>>36432555
>spiritual successor to a Diablo clone
so another Diablo clone then
>>36432890
If all arpgs are diablo clones, then yes.
>>36432912
>Diablo
>RPG
It's hack & slash. The Witcher and Skyrim are ARPGs and they're nothing like Diablo (or Titan Quest).
>>36427792
Nah i just do zumba
>>36432941
arpg is a general term, but I get your point.
You kill stuff, get loot, kill more stuff. It's different because you can combine classes, and there is emphasis on on-hit procs such as "20% chance to fire explosions out of your sword every time you attack".
I've played several hours this week, it's pretty fun.
>>36432890
>>36432912
>>36432941
Keeping it /fit/ related
>>36432941
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_role-playing_game
>Diablo's effect on the market was significant, inspiring many imitators. Its impact was such that the term "action RPG" has come to be more commonly used for Diablo style games rather than Zelda style games, with The Legend of Zelda itself recategorized as an action-adventure
Just Wii U and Zumba.
>>36431223
"Do I look like I dont?"
"teleport behind her"
"TheWeakShouldFearTheStrong.jpg"
>>36432777
>>36427816
That dbz reference tho
