Here's the definiton of low test and high test.
On the right, the all time most paid top model Gisele Bundchen - what she got from being hired by fags to sell shit to women.
And her sister, a true Brazilian goddess.
>BRASIL IS WHIIIIIIIIIIITE
>>36422311
>on the right
i want Gisele
>>36422347
>he can't into their perspective
kys
>>36422379
>no, not my right, THEIR right
esf
>Brazilian goddess
>white
>>36422392
Stage right is image right dumbfuck
>>36422392
Literal autism.
>>36422311
Both of them look old as fuck.
>tfw you will never fuck 16-18 year olds again
This is the best you can possibly look forward to? Really?
Just kill me now pham.
Left has better proportions but she looks flabby
Right looks fit but also looks like a flat board
But then again I'm just a scrawny lanklet who would cut a finger off to fuck either one of them
>>36422311
Why did the chubby chasers felt the need to ruin the high test thing?
I hate those cunts
>>36422405
Never in the history of publications with pictures has this been true. Read a newspaper slick.
>>36422311
Right one pls
>>36422453
That's wrong, and my name is A Pimp Named Slickback. Say the whole thing, muchacho.
>>36422419
There's still hope for 18 year olds.
Some are really into older guys.
>>36422311
>implying gisele isn't high test
one of the most gifted athletes of ALL TIME, an indisputable GOAT and alpha male chose her over her sister.
thus, high test men desire her
now fuck off
>>36422311
Now that's true high test, not that shit the chubby chasers keep posting.
>>36422485
isnt this just an average woman though..? i dont get it.
>>36422311
did tom brady deflate her body too?
>>36422484
she chose him. gisele's net worth is like 4x tom brady's.
she has the body of an unattractive skeletonbro
>>36422311
jeez fridge mode women are so unattractive
>>36422500
pls tell me where you live that this is the average. I want to be there too.
>>36422500
Looks like a damn hot woman for me.
Curves, not folds.
>>36422484
>Chose her over her sister
What the shit are you saying, he obviously met his wife months before he ever met her sister. He didn't choose one over the other, Gisele is famous and he's famous and they obviously met well before.
Gisele's sister is objectively more for the high test meme and is pretty hot. I mean come on.
>those hips
>HNNNNNGGGG
>>36422311
wide hipped girl is qt as fuck
>>36422545
>>36422555
go to vegas.
>>36422419
a friend of my gf is 19 and is fucking a 46 old guy.
just find a girl with daddy issues.
>>36422311
Well this just isn't right, the girl on the right is hot as fuck Gisele looks like a boy
>>36422574
The average woman in Vegas is going to be fat.
>>36422379
0/10
>>36422574
because... reasons?
>>36422636
I wish boys looked like that.
Who here /prefershandjobsoverblowjobs/?
so let me get this straight
you're high test
and therefore you need extreme sexual characteristics to find a woman attractive?
i mean, are you trying to imply that high test doesn't just mean you've got a wider span and would therefore fuck both fatter and skinnier women? just lmao
>>36422750
i used to be the same until a girl who knew what she was doing gave me a blowie
>>36422419
All my young life I wanted to fuck 30 year old women. They seem so fuckable. Never had it in my life, all I got was 20 somethings so far.
>>36422750
In theory. A woman has never made me cum from a handy. But muh dikk explodes when I see a qt doing the hand motion even.
>>36422484
how many times have you beat eli manning in the superbowl, faggot?
I dont hate brady, but the pats as an organization are shit
>>36422514
Idk. I'm all all about fat ass and thighs but tight little Victorias secret model asses are hot too. Probably nicer to look at then work with.
OK GUYS, i thought i understood this back when it started but i guess not. I originally understood the "high test girls" meme to indicate that guys with high testosterone liked thick girls. But now im almost positive that everyone is saying that women with higher test levels are shaped differently/thicker than low testosterone girls.
Which is it? or is it both?
>>36423121
It's a meme you dip.
you betas wouldnt know what to do if you ever went high test
>>36423121
high test means guys with high test like thick girls
>>36422911
Same here.
>Can only pull 20 year olds
>All I want is to fuck an older chick
How do you even go about this? I feel like they'd just look at me like I'm too young
>>36423192
This, at uni I always try to flirt with my teachers (gonna bounce soon so it doesnt matter really) but they see me as a student. Feels batman.
>>36423121
high test guys like girls with womanly features, aka wide hips, big breasts etc
>>36423140
I'd put her on a diet, and I'd recommend SS + cardio.
>>36423192
>>36423214
what the fuck is wrong with you? women over 22-23 are trash
>>36423255
mommy issues, I guess. I am turned on, especially for teachers. Love how they are appear so smart, I want to fuck smart people.
>>36423243
low test
What the fuck is going on in this awful retarded thread.
>>36423407
last summer I fucked a 30 year old who started teaching at my high school the same year I graduated
>>36423668
damn, how was it? Any different from young chicks?
>>36422311
which is high test you cunt? left or right
>>36423140
Do you put your penis in the vagina?
I imagine she just bends over and lays there.
>>36423827
this question revealed you as low test
>>36422419
Are you serious? Teenagers are fucking bottom rung shitty lays and the most annoying women there are.
20s and even 30s are where its at. They know what they're doing and the ones that still take care of themselves are gold.
Thats the thing about adults, its easy to weed out the shitty ones because they're fat if they're lazy or don't have ambition.
>>36423255
I've been on 4chan too much lately. Thinking about aging past 23 is making me suicidal.
>>36422311
As you can see from this pic the difference between her hips is really smal..
On the other hand the difference between heights is at least 15 cm. or 5 inches.
The tall one seems to have small hips probably because she weigh the same as the small one.
visually i prefer the shorter one too, if i had to think of my children tho i guess i would go with the taller one.
The risk of birth complication due to narrower pelvis is greatly offset by the opportunity of having taller child.
>>36423978
>20s and even 30s are where its at
>he drank the feminist kool aid
>>36422911
>>36423192
try dating websites. its not hard to get an older chick interested if you have gains
WTF IS UP WITH YOUR RIGHT LEFT SHIT IN THIS THREAD ITS NOIT LIEK WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE EYES OF SOME MUTHAFUCKA WHAT THE FUICK
>>36422419
>again
Bitch, pls.
>>36424066
You're supposed to look at the hip to waist ratio ya dingus. The one on the right's is clearly superior, which is probably why you prefer her.
am I the only one that likes girls to have the body of a DYEL hungry skellington?
I don't want a fat ass or huge boobs. I want small boobs and a skinny body like a cross country runner.
good calves are a must though, it separates the skinnyfat from the goddesses
>>36423994
Shut up. I'm 25 in 2 weeks.
>>36422311
Holy fucking shit her sister is much more qt. Dem hips and tits. If I was Leo I'd feel so fucking cheated man.
>>36424195
You gay
>>36422511
Underrated dubs
>>36424371
desu bro
>can't tell right from left
>>36422311
Her sister is hot too yes.
Gisele was the Michael Jordan of modeling however, and a few years back she was beyond god tier.
Amazon goddess valkyrie
2/3
3/3
>>36422311
>And her sister, a true Brazilian goddess.
Trappy-chan is the true Brazilian goddess
>>36424404
holy shit this is fake right?
>>36424520
This is why i will leave them behind
>>36424899
Fuck off faggot.
>>36424899
nah i meant the photo not the comments, his tattoo moved to the other side lmao
>>36424948
You and the rest of humanity first.
>>36424966
Except it didn't. You're the retard here.
>>36422392
Do you have trouble relating to people in your day-to-day activities?
>>36422311
I don't find either one of them that attractive honestly. Would still bang tho.
>>36424441
>>36424434
>>36424412
these pictures are all attractive because the poses create an artificially large hip:waist ratio. photo in the OP shows she is doormode. that said id porbably still bang gisele over her pasty sister (and to be eskimo bros with tom brady)
>>36422311
MON BAGUETTE!
>>36423140
I would die happy
>>36422419
You can use tinder and okcupid and fuck whoever you want dude. The difference between an 18 year old and a 16 year old is literally nothing.
I was 24 when I got a FWB thing with an 18 year old over the summer who had a lolita fantasy. Shit was pretty sweet. You just have to use the internet, its easier than ever before in history.
>>36422954
Small but perky asses are great to work with.
>>36422750
i do, but i always chalked it up to having an above average dick and being short, so the girls who give me handies are usually womanlets with tiny hands. makes me feel like a porno.
blowie's would obviously be better though, just gotta find a girl who can deepthroat and has that enthusiasm about it
>>36422419
>that feel when the age of consent in your country is 16
based canada
>>36422419
I'm 33 and I monthly treat myself with at least one new 19~23 specimen with ease
But I'm a researcher in a university, so I wouldn't even need to hit the gym ad honestum esse, mea familia
>>36422311
>sand is shit colored
>full of rocks
0/10 would not lounge at
>>36422511
>>36422574
Vegas fag here can confirm. Summer is coming and theyre already dressing like this at UNLV. Wait till you see them on weekend nights on the strip. Youll blow loads just looking around.
>>36424177
From a hormonal standpoint maybe, from a mechanical standpoint the hip to waist is not useful.
dingus.
>>36428240
Brazil sucks ass. Even my crap beaches down here in florida get cleaned every 4 hours. I never know where they take the stuff though
>>36428890
That bad in FL? For Brazil I always assumed it was shit I mean theres literally shantytowns 10 feet from the water theyre gonna get shitty real quick.
>>36428954
People stopped caring years ago. Unless it's a private beach, you're gonna find 3-5 used diapers not even buried in the sand. All the trashcans are located by the ramp for ease of egress but even then people can't be bothered. Now n days beaches are only good for fucking chick's you picked up at the bar but don't want to bring back to your apartment so " let's be romantic".
>>36424966
this is bait, right?
>>36422419
move to a free country
Here the legal age is 16, so its possible.
>>36429163
Sounds 3rd world. I prefer sewage systems and sanitary eating conditions
>>36422419
>implying
>>36422750
Here bro.
>>36424966
pls be troll
>>36428142
>that feel when the age of consent in your country is 14
based hungary
>>36429121
>>36430934
yeah it was
>>36425962
Please stop talking with that nasally ass voice in my imagination
>>36424412
>Amazon goddess valkyrie
She's not even /fit/, wtf are you talking about
OP is a faggot who can't into
FACE
IS
ALL
THAT
MATTERS
>>36422485
We high test now?
>>36424066
>it's all about proportions
Well fucking duh, you moron
>>36422419
>Both of them look old as fuck.
Well Gisele is 35 and has had two kids and is still the highest paid model in the world, so your opinion is invalid
>>36423978
>men age like cheese, women age like milk etc.
16-20 is where its at. Being longer on this earth mean being loser to a complete wreck for a woman. More time for insecurity issues, shitty tattos, shitty decisions in general. Some of the girls i knew where really hot around 16-18, then they started to either blow up, get a shitty haircut, get shitty tattos, let themselfs go in general, wear shitty clothes, start whoring around etc.
20+ is just garbage, don't believe the memes.
>>36423978
This guy knows what he's talking about "MUH FEMINISM" accusations aside.
I've been fucking mostly 18-23-year-olds for a decade now and would kill for a woman around my age (28) who is as in-shape and goal oriented as I am, so we can fuck a lot and get old and ugly together.
As a rule in the west, women (people, really) under 25 are generally not worth knowing if you aren't fucking them.
>>36431625
>Some of the girls i knew where really hot around 16-18, then they started to either blow up, get a shitty haircut, get shitty tattos, let themselfs go in general, wear shitty clothes, start whoring around etc.
The key to finding women who are worth a shit beyond their 20s is to find ones who were fat/ugly in their teens/early 20s. Instead of just having to show up and get Chad's dick, they had to develop personalities and read about dieting/fitness to be worth the time of day to even bottom-tier men. ALL of the women I choose to associate with outside of sex share this quality.
I'm not even mad that they're all taken, because I know they've earned the right to enforce their standards and are with some great guys.
What exactly does high test mean? High testosterone?
If the chick on the left had wider hips this would be a perfect example of the difference. All "high test" really means is big tits, big ass, wide hips and 25-30% bf. Sucks that the meme was stolen by people posting whales, because in its true form high test is the rarest and hottest female body type.
>>36428142
It's 14 in Quebec, prostitution is legal there I think. Can pay to fuck 14 years old strippers there haha
>>36422311
give me the one on the right any day
frame > fitness
>>36432381
Do you still prefer the one on the right?
>>36432381
>>36432429
...and now?
>>36432429
>>36432446
>>36422311
Gisele is literally average white trash
Actually - even worse: that 1:1 waist/hip ratio makes her even less desirable than a masculine trap
Not a surprise she became so famous tbqh, all stylists are gay
Her sister is a walking pile of fat and cellulite
>>36428032
I wouldn't know T_T
>>36432446
sad looking asses
>>36422419
THIS 2BH IMO
>>36433411
>ywn never lick Brady's enchanted semen out of her asshole
> this is supposed to be high test
fucking faggots
see pic related for actual high test
>>36432429
Yes
>>36432446
And yes, although she needs to work on that ass.
>>36422419
>TFW went from 18 fucking 40 tear olds to 40 fucking 18 year olds
God bless.
>>36433514
kill self
>>36431491
>>36423140
name please
>>36422419
I know a qt 20 year old dating a 50 year old man(although he looks more like late 30's, no grey hair, no balding, looks lean enough to still have six pack abs) officially they've only been dating for 18 months but they've known each other since she was 14 and probably started fucking by the time she was 15
>>36433674
nvm, found it. MARITZA MENDEZ
>>36431831
High Testicles: When a woman is so desirable she causes your testicles to contract as if ready to blow your load and inseminate that prime piece of genetic material.
>>36432481
>Brazillian supermodel
>white trash
Well... that's a new one
>>36431625
Usually the chicks that are uglier in high school mature later and get pretty hot, its the hot ones in high school that turn fat and ugly real quick
Pic related, former hottie turned hamburglar and her neck beard boyfriend
>>36434063
still qt
>>36433732
her daughter does hardcore
>>36425117
It absolutely did. His left pec in the left picture, right pec in the other.
>>36424966
>falling for this bait
3/20
Medium-high test for sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj5zT4t7S6c
