H-how'd I d-do, /fit/?
leave her
>>36421697
this
>>36421697
Do you think she'll impede my progress?
>>36421673
Gains goblin, abort.
>let me send this girl some rich piano memes
>ill post it on fit, it'll be so funny!
trying to hard
>>36421673
Btw I'm 5'9 ~150lbs skinny fat. Going to the gym for a solid moth now.
>>36421724
S-she's my g-g-girlfriend and I like confusing her sometimes...
>>36421724
this oppie
>>36421733
Don't pick your nose and wipe it on things, OP.
>using memes outside of 4chan
why the fuck do you pick your nose and wipe it on things. that's barbarian. you gotta flick it. way less gross.
bruh are you a chest of drawers?
>>36421696
I think you misinterpreted her when she said she wished you were bigger.
yep this is what happens when kids come to 4chan
I've seen it on youtube and fb. but now it's spreading to mainstream conversations
All started when tfw became lingo
>>36421708
Your anger will only make you lift harder
>>36421755
>>36421808
I know, I just have a lot of mucous. I don't even remember the last time I could breath out of my nose without anything coming out.
>>36421696
>picks nose
>wipes it on things
>>36421814
U mirin finish bruh
>>36421831
Kek
>>36421840
Been here since 2005, bruh. Jelly of my knowledge of dank memes?
>>36421857
What am I supposed to do, eat it?
My God, /fit/ is absolutely shit. Look what it's done to this potentially normal person. You're trying way to hard to impress some strangers on the internet. Seriously stop and think what you just did
>>36421893
WHO the fuck you think you're talkin to
>>36421891
>What am I supposed to do, eat it?
Duh, get those immune system gains.
On a serious note, fuck this girl. Your goals clearly do not align and she will be nothing but a hindrance. Leave her behind and then leave humanity behind.
>Eat all my boogers
>Can't remember last time I was ill
No shame.
G A I N S G O B L I N
seriously, not even memeing, literally her only reason for you to not do something you WANT to do is "because i feel like it :("
drop her toxic ass, she will destroy you, she is ruinous
>>36421998
Is it not the same as if a man were to tell a woman he wouldn't find her as attractive if she cut her hair short?
>>36421673
My ex was the same way op, she's just jealous that you'll get sexy and leave her for a highest woman
>>36422028
the health of your organs and muscular, cardiovascular, and skeleton system > hair
>>36422028
No and my gf explained this to me. She's saying no because it makes her more self aware about herself, and her failures. Especially if she's chubby or overweight. Compare that to her bf who's going to get fit, which automatically brings up his attractiveness. It makes her self esteem go down, and worry that he'll leave her for someone else.
Those are completely normal feelings, except when I started getting fit, my gf started making sure she prepped my meals, gave me massages after work outs and encouraged me even though she wasn't working out herself.
That's a what a gf should do.
Not what OP's girl is doing.
>>36422028
No.
Cutting your hair isn't proven to make you more confident, healthier, better looking, live longer...
Plus hair naturally grows back.
My gf is a gains goblin too OP.
Get /fit/ THEN drop her, or keep woking out until she leaves then use that depression to fuel your workouts.
Either way an important part of making it is leaving her behind eventually, sad to say.
>>36422197
I think she just really likes skinny guys.
>>36421696
>>36422197
Why in the world would you wait until you get fit? I started lifting about 3 months before my ex and I split. In those three months I was mostly dicking around not making any real progress and eating garbage good with her. After we broke up everything fell into place: I wasn't subject to someone else's schedule or shit dietary habits, the amount of weight I was lifting shot up like crazy and I started losing fat rapidly and consistently.
i've never had a gf but lmao you would not lift because a girl doesnt like u getting bigger? i'd rather kill myself
>>36421673
you don't have to consult rachel to start bulking, op
>>36422370
It's rachael, I would never date a jewess
>>36421733
Well who do you like more, the solid moth or the girl? Because the moth seems like he's pushing you in the right direction and the girl seems to be holding you back..
>>36422835
kek
>>36421831
LONDON
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>>36421744
Gotta confuse the girlfriend, whatever it takes god damn it!
>>36422226
Is that why she said she wanted you to be bigger?
>>36422920
Actually I think she meant just bigger, like weighing more. Like a dad-bod.
>>36422835
He just so solid, thick...
>>36421831
Kek
>>36421673
>be me
>qt chasing me for a year
>finally agree to start dating
>just started going to the gym a week ago
>qt is all cardio and cute so figured they'd approve
>'i dont like 'big guys'
>i just nod
>four hours later (four hours after i agreed to make us 'officia;') i had decided we would break up
>break up with qt the next day
>>36421673
>>36421679
>>36421696
wtf, am I too high to understand this, or does this conversation make no sense?
>>36423034
>too high
Too new, by the looks of it.
>>36423308
Tf, if this nose picking thing some meme i have somehow never heard before?
Mine always says she'll support my eating habits then brings chocolate and soft drinks home :(
>>36423506
No, Opie just picks his nose.
>>36421679
Secret hiding places to store glorious snot balls?
My gf has a drawn up, scribbled over, gluey desk that I wipe my snot on. When she notices I just say it's probably glue
>feels good man
>>36421673
>>36421679
>>36421696
Dude she's threatening to leave you.
Dump her instead. She is trying to prevent you from making gainz. She might even be worried that you'll upgrade to a better woman.
Make subtle hints that you are going to be more attractive to people before you dump her though. SUBTLE. Gotta play those insecurities.
>>36421673
>>36421679
>>36421696
KEEP ON GOING MATE
>>36421831
Underrated kek
>Not making the gf jelly of your strength gains until she begs you to teach her do squat diddly and eat right
Even convinced her to suck cock more for them test and protein gains kek
>>36424148
Also she wants to be stronger than my big booty female friend kekkle
>>36422835
Top kek of the day
>>36421696
ALPHA
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>>36425372
tell her it was a gay strip club
>>36425394
I do the opposite so i don't get called gay
>>36421708
Chichi hurt Goku's progress.
>>36425394
This
Lifting aside, it sounds like the two of you just street on the same page in general dude. I think it's time the two of you parted ways
>>36425433
>rachael
>>36421673
At the end of the day you have to do what makes you happy.
She may be telling you not to do it because deep down she's afraid you'll leave her.
If more people learned not to base their life on trying to fit other peoples arbitrary standards they would be a lot more fulfilled in their life
>>36425448
>æ
>>36425433
Itd be totally cool if your girl went to a male strip club and let a ripped ass dude with a huge cock air fuck her 2 inches from her face right
>>36425452
>At the end of the day you have to do what makes you happy.
>>36425449
>never have enough trust to deal with that kinda thing after being cheated on
>of if I was cheating on them too
dropped
>>36425449
>or if I was cheating on them too
Damn, that's a red flag. Tbh tho she probably feels like you're attacking her for no reason.
>>36425467
who's picture is that? Google didn't render anything
>>36425372
>>36425415
>>36425433
>>36425449
Dude, stop.
>>36422892
Right babe?
>>36425490
Yea... Like why would anyone even bring that up?
>>36425500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCjjVSmop5Q
>>36425500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3vcvGpALQ
Like 9 minutes or so.
Tell her your internet friend talked it over and they think that the two of you should break up
>>36421831
toppest kekkest
>>36425538
Everyone says we should, for various reasons.
>not enough freedom
>different points in our lives
>distance
>>36425449
But you aren't allowed to fuck strippers while they're working
It's not cheating
>>36425635
SO DO IT!!! Do it and use the opportunity to really focus on self improvement.
>>36425651
In most places you aren't even allowed to touch them.
>>36425467
I'm voting for trump though....
>>36425433
Josh sounds cool, go away but tell him to get in here.
>>36425683
Exactly so what is she being upset about?
>>36425689
You've made the right decision
>>36425689
GOTTA LEAVE MEXICANS BEHIND, CMON.
I'd vote for trump from australia if i could.
>>36425449
Abort.
>>36425683
>not allowed to touch strippers in my state by law
>two strip clubs in by city
>seedier ones the stripper will grind all over you, grab your cock, etc.
>always go to the seedier one
>recently installed a horizontal bar
>strippers need to stay behind the bar when giving "lap dances"
>stop going
Fuck you Puritans! Fuck everything!
>>36425682
I don't want to
>>36425752
Ok, why's that?
>>36425767
Because she's funny, and I love her, and she's responsible and a good cook, and a traditionalist (no feminist tendencies).
>>36425780
She is not the only person who will ever poses that combination of traits, friend.
>>36425689
Are you fucking kidding me???
>>36421696
she's bashing you hard, typical gainz goblin, but you're still an autist
>>36425683
>go to a stripclub in nyc last weekend
>get a french qt to dance and grind on me while i suck on the sweet tiddys
pretty good night honestly
>>36425822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c5Gwi5u68c
>>36425449
It's really interesting seeing into the mind of a cuck
>>36425861
Right? He probably thinks he's got a great thing and that this is a great girl.
>>36425801
But...maybe. We've been together two years now I'd feel like I wasted her time.
>>36425861
>>36425867
Wait, what? OP here. I actually was the one who cheated on her before, and she didn't leave me, so no cucking. It's just hyperbole.
>>36422065
>Ricky Panini
>Healthy
naw man
>>36425995
Don't listen to /fit/ you fucking loser just do what you think is right
>>36426066
It's not just strip clubs though. It's pretty much anywhere there are girls.
>>36426066
>Don't listen to /fit/
>tells him what to do
>>36426066
dubs confirms you are a loser OP
>>36426010
Beware OP. Dark times are coming.
>>36425840
wtf is that dude?
>>36425995
Staying with someone out of obligation (we've been together for so long, we have kids together, etc) never improves the relationship.
If anything, it will only build up the resentment between the two of you. I understand it's tough and it hurts to do, but in the long run I think you'll be much better off ending this relationship.
I don't blame you for being reluctant to listen to me. I'm some fucking stranger on an anime forum. The whole thing sounds fucking stupid. But in the interest of your health and general happiness, please give it some thought.
>letting females control your self-worth
>>36426184
>we have kids together
>>36426184
But she love me a lot.
>>36426773
>but she loves me a lot
Just not enough to support you when you tell her you want to physically better yourself...
>>36427063
He doesn't, he was making fun of the BIG guys
>>36425995
on the one hand, she's a piece of trash and you should break up with her, on the other hand, you're a fucking ankle-grabbing faggot and deserve everything she shoves up your asshole. so.. your call.
>>36425995
>I'd feel like I wasted her time
>her time
You completely deserve your fate, you codependent little bitch.
This girl is a disgusting whore like most women nowadays. In my ideal world as soon as a girl turns 12, she is publicly gang raped. She is dragged from her house by her father into the middle of the town square, stripped naked and left to whichever men decide to use her. It is socially accepted and condoned, and seen as a right of passage for any girl becoming a woman, men who partake in it are excused from infidelity. Wives condone and support the practise knowing how beneficial it is for every young girl.
Children are encouraged to watch. Younger girls learn at a young age they are and will be nothing more than a hole to be fucked by men. Young boys learn women are here only for their immediate gratification and for breeding purpose
>>36421950
Yo for real do any of you other guys eat your booges for immune system gains?
>>36427711
no stop being a sperg
>>36421696
Autism
>>36427679
hello autismo
>>36427679
golly
This is why u get a boyfriend u idiot.
>>36427679
This isn't /d/, please.
>>36421831
Oh wow
>>36421831
Jesus
>>36425449
She is damaged man, I'm the same way but my girlfriend wouldn't give a shit if I went to a strip club. Its sad but life is shit sometimes and can make people a certain way
>>36421673
>>36421679
>>36421696
>>36425372
>>36425415
>>36425433
>>36425449
Laughed heartily thanks m8
>>36421799
>not bane posting in a senior class
>not being a smartass while baneposting
>not being threatened by the assistant teacher
>>36425449
Holy fuck, your chick is annoying. You're doing job good shutting her down though.
I say dump her.
>>36427679
Whats up jared, done with the new subway commercial i see?
>>36421831
Ethered
>>36429095
Is this really that abnormal? I figured all girls were this way.
>>36421696
That's fucking disgusting
Use a tissue paper to blow your nose
And don't wipe your boogers on things
>>36421831
DAMN
Remember to treat a lady like a whore and a whore like a lady
>>36425747
How the fuck is it considered a "lap dance" if she's not touching you, nor you lap? Basically you just gotta pay now to have her dance in front of you?
>>36427711
...yes
>>36425723
Mexicans are cool tho
>>36421673
>>36421679
>>36421696
This shit is hilarious
>and wipe it on things
I do that too, fuck Rachael
>>36422075
Respect for your girl. She's a good friend
>>36421831
FUCKING SAVAGE
>>36425467
Anyone else see this resemblance or am I the only one
>>36427711
No.
>>36426202
this
>>36425822
I always wondered about this but was always too drunk to care, do the strippers clean up or wash their tits after someone sucking on them? It'd be pretty unsanitary if they didn't, it'd be like exchanging saliva with 40 other dudes
>>36426010
Oh now hert fit about the strip club makes sense. But she's being retarded about the lifting
>>36421831
Got his ass.
