Just out a lawyers office after filing for divorce on my bitch ex wife, now ready to hit the gym!
I love you all /fit/!
>>36421634
Soon to be ex I mean
Best of luck m8
>>36421634
lift till someone loves you senpai.
did you get dicked with alimony or anything?
did she get a baby out of you please tell us she didnt brother!
>>36421634
Did you get alimony'd?
Godspeed glorious faggot
>>36421634
How long is the process and how expensive is it? Was thingken about gettingtfo myself.
How was the JUSTing?
>>36421932
not him but which state?
>>36421634
Will you get your salary cuck'd?
Grats anon. Best of luck on your new lease in life. Pursue greatness. But before you do, get drunk as fuck
>>36422535
well in CA, for an uncontested divorce the usual fee is $1500 for the entire thing, filing fees excluded.
For a contested divorce that would run you $250/hour.
>>36422535
Divorce attorney in Pittsburgh here.
Just got out of one myself. Grats brother. Never gonna make that fucking mistake again.
>>36421706
>>36422570
Just filed but my lawyer says I'm looking at 2k alimony a month alongside 2k child support, she'll probably get the house as she will get full custody, buts it's meh, as long as I get my records I don't care.
>>36421766
2 kids
>>36422703
Holy fuck
Girl I'm with is nice right now but I don't know if I ever west to get married
>>36422703
That's so fucking unfair.
4k per month... That's $1000 per week, plus a house and the kids...
Why the fuck is alimony so unfair?
>>36422602
Ayyy, live southwest of pitt actually. How long does the process take if both parties on board?
>>36422703
I'd leave the country.
>>36422703
Uhh... You wanna marry and divorce me real quick honey?
>>36422703
>>>36421706
>>>36422570
>Just filed but my lawyer says I'm looking at 2k alimony a month alongside 2k child support, she'll probably get the house as she will get full custody, buts it's meh, as long as I get my records I don't care.
and women supposedly are treated unfairly despite this
You know she's never going to remarry... Just gobble up that alimony forever unless some millionaire wants to marry her...
Youre paying fucking $52,000 a year... That's higher than the average american salary... For doing jack shit
>>36422754
Alimony is usually directly related to the length of the marriage. In CA for example short marriages they generally only get it for a maximum of half the length of the marriage.
Child support sucks but at least it's theoretically going to help your kids.
>>36422724
Why are men pigs who cheat on women? It's completely justified.
>>36422785
Triggered
>>36421634
You don fucked it up
I suggest you end it now
>>36422724
> falling for the marriage meme
> bu-but it's not my fault
If you put your dick in a meat grinder, can you really say "it's not fair" when it gets chopped up? There are consequences to having been a moron, and alimony + child support are it's price.
>>36422703
Run away to Serbia, an eastern European country with no extradition law to the US.
Dead fuckin serious.
>>36423016
What the fuck country would extradite you for something as small as alimony?
>>36421634
I love you too, Anon. Keep at it, bro.
No homo.
>>36422785
Kill yourself, my man.
congrats nignog
Now youre ready
>>36423076
This is why i am a lesbian.
Leave me alone, dumb boy.
>>36423174
>I let spite determine my sexuality!
Kek.
>>36422785
My dad cheated on my mom with some slut that had HPV, gave my mom said HPV, HPV turned into cervical cancer, all while she was pregnant with me. He's kind of a dick I think.
>>36423221
How is that even clever?
>>36422778
>4x12
>52
Great job m9
>>36423240
It wasn't meant to be clever so much as point out how silly your reason for being a lesbian is.
>>36422703
Kek marriage not even once
>>36423265
I'm not her but being a lesbian because you don't like men seems like a pretty straightforward reason no? The pussy ain't gonna lick itself and all, if men are a no go then there's the other women
>>36422778
>>36422754
>>36422745
>>36422724
>>36422722
It's only what my lawyer thinks will happen, not been decided by a judge yet, I still have half my salary and should see my kids twice a month so it's all good.
>>36423244
I think he thinks that because of that bonus salary thing
Because the year has 12 months yet you receive 13 salaries
At least in my country
>>36422703
is this seriously how it is in america?
>Fucking alimony to support your wives "lifestyle" after she's gone
>losing massive assets
>wife takes kids and then makes YOU pay for them
Did you do anything to cause such a mess, what makes you unfit for custody?
>>36423346
Yes, but going by the context she stated she didn't like men because of some perceived personality flaw rather than not being physically attracted.
>>36422722
don't
>>36423490
To be fair, this only happens if you rush into marriage at an young age (i.e. marry your hs / college sweetheart). Neither of you have any actual monetizeable skills (though you might think you do if you went to college), and if you have kids despite the fact all you're good for wage slaving, then yeah, you'll wind up losing your assets to the woman when you divorce because she has even less employment skills than you do.
On the other hand, if you power couple marry, even if you divorce, there's no alimony to be discussed (you're also waaaaay less likely to divorce because you don't have money problems to argue over)
>>36421634
Good for you man. Is she the one on the left or the right?
>>36423358
>half my salary
>all good
>>36421634
>half your salary
>thinking this is a win
I'll be damned the day a woman comes and takes half my shit that i worked my whole entire life for.
Where was she when i was crying at night thinking i will be a failure all my life?
Where was she when i was staying late up at night to study to pass a test?
She didnt help me pass school , she didnt help me suicidal thoughts so just cause i put a ring on a bitch hands she has the rights to take half my shit.
Why isnt this law changed by now? They pushed gay rights but its weird how no one tries to change this law.
>>36424740
Because you're sexist if you try to stand up for yourself as a man.
>>36424823
I have heard that the bills that try to prevent that never pass and that cliton actually was part of it. something is so strange. How come in 100+ years no one tried to make it fair
>>36424740
You wanna talk about this buddy?
>>36423358
What a cuck
>>36423358
>Only get to keep half your salary and see your kids only twice a month
Good god how awful is your wife that this is a better outcome than staying with her?
>>36421634
>divorce
>wife
>married in 2016
KEK
and who those hot grills
>>36425221
I'm sure 45k is enough for me to live off comfortably, never been a big spender.
>>36425355
Dude.... Just... Dude
Obligatory retarded faggot
>>36425355
>>36425422
Adding, spend more now. On a lawyer who isn't retarded. Best investment you can make.
>>36424740
> implying you're in the same boat as the people who lose their shit to divorce
Dude, the courts are nowhere near as anti men as you make it out. If you're 30+ professional when you marry, and so is your wife, there's not going to be any discussion of alimony if you divorce.
A woman can only take your shit if you marry a shit woman. That is, if you're a 30+ wealthy professional and you marry a useless cunt with no employment prospects and no marketable skills beside being a receptacle for jizz, then yeah, that might come back to bite you in the ass.
>>36422703
LOL
>>36425470
Wrong
>>36425439
My wife has aid so she is getting her lawyer for free
>>36425489
>free
No, from what you said, her lawyer will cost you 4k per month from now on.
You really are a special kind of stupid anon.
Nigger you need to deposit all that dosh in a foreign bank account and leave the country NOW
Send the child support to your lawyer to figure it out
>>36422703
Kek
>be 10 years later
>anon meets new grill
>new grill wants to go on vacation
>sorry babe
>remember that bitch we both hate?
>yeah, the one who won't even let me see my own kids. That's the one.
>she's legally entitled to half my income
>so I can't afford to travel to the coast
>but the jokes on her
>we can travel to the dark side of the Moon
>pulls out LP
>so, I hit a new PR, like the way my pecs are developing?
>babe? Where did she go?
>>36421634
keep those goals in mind brah, best of luck.
Thanks for teaching me an important lesson, OP, I guess youre not a faggot after all.
This is why I will never get married.
This is why I will never have kids.
Hell, I'm considering a vasectomy.
>>36425998
Consider suicide
>>36425954
> implying she won't understand
> "it's fine, since you're paying the bills, I'll buy groceries with the alimony / child support money I get from my ex. Also, I'm never letting that loser see his kids either"
It's the great circle of cuck, and it moves us all.
Lol that's nothing I lost my house, cars, pensions and kids in my divorce. I went from having 1k per week disposable income ro have nothing thanks to alimony and child support. I get the bus to work and live in a one bedroom apartment in a complex full of other divorced men.
>>36426005
Why, because I'm not stupid enough to throw away half of my shit over something as fickle as the affections of a woman?
This is why you need to have multiple women to sleep with, so you don't get too attatched to that fantasy world you live in where women are special flowers and one day you will find "the one" (lol)
Threads like these should open the eyes of the beta ">tfw no gf" motherfuckers.
Marriage has 2 outcomes: a costly divorce or a miserable life with 1 person and kids who won't love you.
I'm in the process of mentally training myself to stop wanting marriage/relationships and going to experience as much as I can with my youth.
>>36426009
Don't forget the free unicorns for everyone!
>>36426121
My Dad got cucked very badly just like OP and when he eventually filed for divorce his wife (my mother) claimed abuse and domestic violence and all sorts. She even threatened to stab him once and punched him twice, really opened my eyes to women/marriage and now I'm pretty much emotionally dead when it comes to girls.
>>36423490
>>36423490
courts are extremely biased in the mothers favor. The only way a father will ever get custody is if there is undeniable evidence shes doing drugs or beating the kids.
>>36422724
>>36426171
Same exact situation. Now my mom has a new rich BF and my dad has a new GF and he can barely afford to pay the alimony/child support and my mom keeps shit-talking him about being late on payments for alimony/child support.
She is a huge bitch who does not think rationally at all and only emotionally. No matter how hard I try to talk reason into her she just gets angry and starts yelling at me how I'm going to end up a loser or some shit.
I have to leave here and move in with my dad one of these days, or even better my own apartment close to college.
Too bad I'm too big of a pussy to get a job
NEVER GET MARRIED /FIT/
I can name two women I know personally that are leaching off their broke exes. Watch this, especially if you're Canadian, though the U.S. is not much better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaC-2lj6HNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaC-2lj6HNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaC-2lj6HNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaC-2lj6HNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaC-2lj6HNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaC-2lj6HNg
>not being able to spot problems with women before marriage
What the actual fuck. People who get nasty divorces like this are the same people who couldn't look into themselves to see what they really wanted from a woman.
Divorcees just marry anyone these days
>>36426229
She's right though, you're going to become a loser like your dad if you start feeling sorry for losers. Here's how your average alimony sloot gets you:
1. Dress pretty and be friendly at first
2. Befriends you and puts out
3. As you discover some of her problems (e.g. drama), she explains some sad story about how she was cheated on / raped / etc., by people in her past, and that you alone are making things better
4. You feel sorry for her and decide you can help her since she clearly can't help herself
5. You marry her
6. You pay her alimony and child support 10 years later
The other anon is right about the circle of cuck. It will get you as it got your dad.
>>36422703
Nigga, how loaded are you to think giving 52k annually is no biggie ?
>>36422703
fuck bro
should just hire someone to kill her rather then lose like 60% of your shit
>>36422703
$60,000 a year, a house, and the children.....
i'm ACTUALLY shaking with anger. just reading that. what the fuck dude?
>>36426322
N-no anon, I'm not gonna be a cuck
NOT ME
IM GOING TO TRANSCEND
>>36426352
i feel like if it was me, I would kidnap the judge and physically torture him for weeks before doing the same to my ex wife and fleeing the country
>>36423174
>being a lesbian
>you don't get any alimony from a dumb man
>>36424740
I have always think about this, and that's why I'm not marrying a women who doesn't make as much money as me. I put so much fucking effort into this, nobody deserves half of my shit, it's just not fair.
>>36423358
So you make around 96,000 USD per year after taxes? What is your job? You could have used that money to have orgies with supermodels and bimbos weekly. Better spent than raising those two brats and that cunt.
Please let this bait. If not, kill yourself man.
>>36426196
wrong. most fathers who ask for custody win it, because they always make money and always ask only if they have an interest in the kid. OP clearly deserves to lose $52,000 a year if he doesnt love his kids enough to fight for them. you clearly see how hes all "meh i dont care i just care about my inanimate objects"
>>36426322
I dunno man. Not that anon but I pay child support fine right now, but it definitely pushed me to up my education and find better paying work. It was like the kick in the balls I needed to start getting my shit together career wise.
>>36426009
>implying the real answer isn't
>I'm not paying with my alimony
>I earned that
>it's mine
>I need a man who can support me
>stop being a loser and get a real job, then I might consider marrying you
Imagine how comfortable you would live if you get high education, get a decent paying job and stay single. Holy shit what a life.
>>36425998
>Hell, I'm considering a vasectomy.
I used to think that was a horrible idea but at 23 i knocked up a random and it dramatically crippled my finances and social life. My son is great and i love him to death but i wouldn't have done this if i had a choice in the matter. I had to move back home from college i pay about 400 a month in child support which is alot when you can only get shit jobs while paying back school loans for a degree you didn't receive. Many of the pristine women don't want to date a dude with baby mama drama so you end up meeting women with baby daddy drama. Traveling is almost impossible you cant watch the shows you love because your watching kid freindly television(for example i am watching a lion and a hippo sing a song together). There are positives but not if you have a kid this way with a bitch you didnt want to have kids with.
>>36426506
I would have never pursued an education if I didn't accidentally have a child.
>>36426520
I feel you man, I pay the exact same. I love my daughter but given the choice I would never repeat. I can't even go to school now, I'm forced to teach myself in the little spare time I have but hey, it's better than curling up and crying about it like a little bitch. As far as women go, I've actually found most women don't care and the ones who really do aren't the ones I really want to waste my time on.
If she receives the house, cut it in half so you can get your own share
>>36426374
judge hasnt decided yet
that is an estimated amount
but fuck if that was me i would just go to another country and say fuck you bitch
probably even take my kids with me too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYxVgIC_eIQ
Some motivation bro.
>>36426458
Wrong. I don't even need to write gibberish. You are just totally wrong.
>>36422703
>failed to pay $900,000 alimony
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>36426306
>n-n-not all w-women are like that g-guys
Future cuck
>>36421634
>2016
>getting married
>having kids
>>36426466
Okay well you've just hit rock bottom and clawed your way out. And while it is true hitting rock bottom has definite value in eliminating the bitch faggot from your character, it's still a terrible place to be, and you'd want to do your best to avoid going there again.
>>36426392
Dude I got a loop hole. Say your a woman in a mans body and now your a woman. Who's getting cucked now
>>36426322
Gadamit where were you 20 years ago. OP has a cake walk compared to my life.
>gf get pregnant at 18 on purpose
>her: never school. Never job. Always house coe
>me: engineering masters degree. Six figures by age 25 in low COL par of country
> four kids total
I seriously only got fit in the last 2 years at age 35 because I'm going to acquire sex and maybe love on the side.
>>36426901
Fucking rekt lmao
>>36426458
>wrong. most fathers who ask for custody win it,
Yes because when fathers go out of the way to ask for sole custody it's because the mother is blatantly unfit to be a mother, a druggie or whatever. Whiteknight cuck.
Guy I know got put in prison for missing alimony payments (lost his job I think) only got out when he declared bankrupt. Goodluck op.
>>36426901
Dude, WHY
>>36422703
what the FUCK
>>36426322
W-what if this girl asked me to marry her?
>>36423490
If alimony is supposed to ensure the woman maintains a similar lifestyle, the man should be entitled to having sex with her. That is one of the things married people presumably do, isn't it? Fair is fair, right?
This thread reminds me of this older bitch my buddy used to fuck. Her ex husband was some manager at GM or something like that. She had fake tits and ass implants and was a bar whore getting wasted and fucking young ass 21-22 year old guys every weekend. She told my friend who she fucked a few times that she was getting 3k a month in alimony and 1k i child support. She didnt work or anything. She drove a big ass escalade amd had a decent sized house and shit. I thought it was fucking insane she was just leaching ofd him doing nothing and she treated her kids like shit she even fucked guys in there beds when they where at there dads house. They were young kids probably 12-15. I really will only marry a girl if she is succesful before i meet her thats the only way. But thats probably the hardest girl to find.
>>36425998
>tfw i might be sterile
>>36421634
Why are you getting a divorce? She cheat on you? You cheat on here? whats the deal bruh?
>>36422703
I understand about the child support, but I don't understand this alimony shit. Anyone care to explain it?
>American marital laws
Worse than a horror movie
>>36427200
That's not even that bad man, lots of girls find that hot. I'm not trying to sound condescending, I'm 100% serious.
>>36427334
It stems from when women were care takers of the home and thus "sacrificed their ability to earn income in order to maintain the household" as part of the marriage agreement. Thus a housewife of 10 years needed alimony to ensure she could get by despite being out of the workforce for 10 years.
There is also the idea that as a married couple, the wife contributed to the husband's ability to earn an income. "Her support at home enabled him to get that raise and promotion because without her he would have had to take time from work to do all the things the wife helped with. Therefore she " earned " half of the income " This is why you have a distinction between assets that were owned before being Wed and wealth made during the marriage.
Nowadays, "The poor girl gave her life to that scumbag and he wasn't good enough so she deserves to be able to take him to the cleaners because equality." Even if he was a wonderful husband and she was a shallow whore, it's always his fault.
>>36423174
Enjoy your domestic abuse. Lesbians are straight up monsters. Literally the worst abuse/financial/happiness stats of any type of relationship.
op is that your wife in the pic? damn mate..
>>36426901
senpai cheating is grounds for divorce. Then she's going to be making half of your salary for being a bimbo and squeezing out 4 kids.
>>36426942
>>36426458
Still not easily though. My uncle fought for 2 years to get his daughter when the mom was addicted to crack. The only reason he finally won was she never took the daughter to school so they took her away from her and he got her
Maybe it's just that bad where I live though (Delaware)
>>36427563
But of course. A relationship with one woman is bad enough, but two having a relationship with each other? Hah
>tfw you can't change your sexuality and have drama free flings with dudes
>>36427917
Bisex master race here. I don't know your pain.
>>36425624
seriously, i'd do that, europe is a cool place
>>36426520
>but i wouldn't have done this if i had a choice in the matter
>i just had to cum insider her
>i had no control
>i am an animal
you couldn't pull out, really?
