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Why does every single person at my gym have this haircut?
>>36413820
It's popular.
Change gyms. I fucking hate that haircut.
>>36413845
Especially the top bun, it just looks weird when the line up on the side is either to low or too high
>>36413845
I mean so is Trump.
>>36413820
You go to a gym filled with hipsters.
i would never get a haircut that requires gel. I think they can look alright but ill never put gel in my hair every single morning. Too much effort. Plus i like touching my hair and i wouldnt be able to.
>>36413820
I have a fucking big forehead so I cant pull that shit off
>>36413860
*planetfitness
insecure losers just trying to fit in
>>36413860
This, first it's the ss cut and drinking German beers, next they will be gassing Jews and invading Poland
It's a sign. The resurrection of the Third Reich is here. The world is awakening.
Peaky blinders Tv series seemed to make it popular
>>36413820
Do you live in Scotland?
>>36413859
But trump is popular because he's the God Emperor. That hairstyle is popular because hipsters are now mainstream.
It's in style at the moment. I kind of like the aesthetic, personally.
>>36414079
When Trump becomes emperor will his hairstyle gain mainstream popularity
>>36413870
that's what wax is for, takes like 2 minutes to apply
do you even /fa/?
>>36414174
>styling your hair into a combover despite not being bald
The Emperor operates on a different level than us mere mortals
>>36413955
>implying I haven't done that already.
>>36413820
Because there is only you at your home gym
>>36413820
it became popular after the movie Fury.
>>36413820
You mean every single person
Because its a dope haircut. Deal with it pleb.
>>36413820
Because you live in california bro
I want a pompadour will people at the gym bully me over it
>>36413870
>i would never get a haircut that requires gel.
Who the fuck besides hispanics uses gel after the 5th grade?
>>36413820
I've had this haircut since 2006
>>36413820
If i have curly hair can i get that haircut?
>>36413820
Because you live in Portland
>>36415522
>>36415504
I have curly ass hair, unless you have moose you'll have to rock the broccoli top, which I do
>>36414174
How the fuck do you even manage that hairstyle.
Also
>MAGA
>>36413820
They don't. They all buzz their heads.
>>36413820
Girls dig it.
>>36413820
I used to have that cut but I didn't gel it, grew it out like that for my first boxing match.
>pic related, David lemiux is a bad motha
>>36416578
>David lemiux
good looking guy and great power puncher.
>>36413820
Fucking hipsters. It's their way of covering up the stale wasteland that is their "personality". Usually nu-males with no sense of self-respect and opinions so ungrounded they hold onto them for dear life lest they get blown away by the slightest breeze.
Basically evolved fedoralords that crawled out of the basement as man did the sea.
>>36415487
>>36415545
Is this haircut not popular outside California/Portland/other hipster places/Europe?
Because I am so damn tired of seeing it. I thought it peaked already. With the beard.
because its trendy. why else?
>>36414200
ive never understood this. he's literally a fucking overman
>>36416616
wew laddy you sound like a straight up bitch
op, why do you care about guys having this haircut? does it affect your life in some way? does it keep you from your meals?
>>36416719
Nu-male haircut detected
>high and tight
>high and tight gets long and I push it back under my hat at work
>take off hat at work one day and get compliments of " nice hair "
>I was bald 4 months ago
hair is superfluous to me I can shave it all off again because I feel hot. I don't understand why people give a shit about other people
>>36416780
I don't have it, but it doesn't make me lose sleep at night like you. Quite the life you have there.
>>36416616
I work as a personal trainer, and I got this haircut, or similar to it, and Ive gotten many more female clients as well as just job ops in general
you cant say all people with this haircut are nu males
>>36413820
Fucking cookie-cutter hairstyle
as opposed to what other hairstyles you faggot? link some
>>36413845
?its popular so that means its ok for me to be like everyone else
>>36416616
I wonder what went wrong with your life that you feel so threatened by men with different tastes than you.
Did the popular kids bully you that much? And now the popular kids of a new generation are growing that hair and you hate them for being popular?
>>36414175
my go to stick for as long as i can remember
>>36416719
>>36416824
>>36417567
>i dont have my own style
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>>36413955
It's actually named after the Hitlerjugend - Hitler Youth. I think it was also styled to the side and not backwards.
>tfw it will never look great on you
>>36417627
>my homebrewn fermented shit is better that popular commercial brands
>>36413820
It's the currently popular meme cut.
>>36413846
Same, it's basically a fucking meme cut
I had it last year and it got me nothing but compliments. It was honestly pretty funny how often girls would say shit to me about how they liked it. Anyway I grew it out until it was 9 inches and put it in a pony tail. That was pretty gay looking back on it now. Anyway I buzzed it all off.
Something to consider with women is that most of the time they just don't give a fuck about you if you're average. They won't criticize you but you're invisible. When you stand out with something a little weird like that haircut (now it's too popular probably ), most girls may not like it but a few really will. Now you've gone from being invisible to everyone to having a quarter of girls immediately notice something about you and like it. The majority immediately dislike you but you never had a shot with them anyway, so you actually come out way ahead. That's just my opinion, and it works especially well in places like bars and clubs where you can't talk as much so your appearance matters more. Also if you're super hot you can do whatever weird shit you want and girls will love it even more.
this haircut is a meme nowadays, I was getting whole lot of mires for it about 3 years ago tho, pulling sluts in pubs was a breeze
>>36414949
True. I showed a pic of Brad to my barber when this came out. Shit-tier cut I now realize.
>>36414744
dubs of truth / haircut is uggo
>>36418137
I mean I'd give myself a solid 6/10 on average, 7 when I'm fresh as fuck. I got away with doing stupid weird shit at the bar with my college buds and got decent poon. It has to do with the confidence you have to pull of said weird shit, as long as this weird shit is funny.
Again, it depends on what you define as weird shit.
Then you have these other people. Take my buddy Mark for example. We were in the same fraternity and I was living in town for the summer, we were never really close until we hung out all the time that summer. Mark is the kind of guy that just needs to stand quietly at the bar and act all mysterious, and THE HOTTEST fucking girls flocked to him. We'd frequently take down groups of girls every weekend, but guess who always got the hotter one.. not me.
>>36416608
his hair kept flopping in his face against GGG tho
what haircuts aren't memes and look good?
>>36413820
it's a solid masculine haircut but you know anything good that gets exposed to the public hets gobbled up by the masses and becomes mainstream and people gonna ruin it.
>tfw your favourite hairstyle is a ponytail, or something Chris Jericho would wear
>tfw all of these are frowned upon
>>36418803
A manly Mullet.
>>36413820
I fucked up...
>>36416665
Halifax, Nova Scotia reporting. I've seen OPs cut described as the "Halifax Haircut". It's everywhere.
>>36418137
All of my female friends seem to diddle themselves whenever they see a guy with one of those cuts or the man bun
>>36414949
The cut has been popular since at least 2012 (although it's obviously been popular in the past as well).
It's been in the mainstream for many years now, Brad Pitt was just following the trend.
I remember when I had this hairstyle with a bun 10 years ago in school. Everyone said it looks kinda dumb and I should get a new, decent haicut.
>>36419051
The Maritime hipster. Prevalent in wolfville too. Looks terrible.
Maybe it's because I live in Vermont and everyone is so "down to earth" so I've only seen this fag cut like twice and never at my gym.
Who can even live with themselves going to a barber and asking for what everyone else has?
>>36419121
>go to barber
>ask for short at the sides, cut some off the top and i style is forward.
>they give you this haircut and style is back anyway.
>>36419121
this cut is easy to maintain. you can just trim your sides and be done with it.
It's almost as easy as buzzcut or bowlcut but this one looks decent on most people whereas buzz only looks good on alphas.
>having short hair
>not having legendary hair
>not being a fucking lion
You are all little bitches.
>>36416616
Only spics have that haircut now retard
>>36418797
>but guess who always got the hotter one.. not me.
It's a shit feel desu
I'd rather just not go out.
Better than being cucked.
>>36419241
>not having both
>>36419468
>implying you can have a lion's mane with shitty short hair
Kill yourself, faggot. You're not fooling anyone.
>>36413820
Because you workout at home and are the only person there you faggot.
>>36415545
not OP but i actually do live in Portland. I see this haircut a fair amount but it's not like every dude has it or something
>>36419241
most undercuts have long hair. Just styled.
Get out the basement, pal , & learn how to groom your hair.
>>36419464
i mean i wasn't complaining. yeah he got the 8-10 the majority of the time, but I bagged 7-8. I'd rather go out with him desu because guaranteed women to hang with.
That summer I also pulled a record breaking 36 yr old single mom. I don't think I'll ever pull a woman that old again, until I myself am that old.
it's the life cycle of haircuts.....first it's popular w gays, then the hipsters pick up on it, then the general populace.....by that point (i.e., now) every random fucko has it and the gays have to find something else, thus starting the cycle over again.
>>36419484
see >>36419535
cut your disgusting greasy birdnest, fedorafaggot
>>36419554
It's hilarious to see you faggots following hair trends and looking like tryhards who look like that have a mop for hair while I have chicks always touching my long mane and saying that it's smooth.
Guess you betas will always be betas.
>>36419572
>>36419535
Hush little virgins.
>>36419580
it's just a fact, it was a butch lesbian haircut first, then gay men started wearing it, now every st8 douche has it....
>>36419524
Also portland, i dont think too many people have it either
I'm rocking this haircut (pic not me obviously).
Have had long hair for the last 11 years of my life (minus about a year due to my army stint)
Long hair was awesome, but after I started working out and was showering 5/week instead of 2/week it grew tiresome with drying all of that down. I still wanted long hair and a ponytail, but less of it. Went to my barber told him to cut the sides.
Shit was done. WHen working out I always tied my hair to a bun so it's not in the way, found it pretty comfy and good looking.
Cue a few years , this shit is suddenly popular and everyone runs with it and I'm getting accused of hipsterism all the time.
>>36419580
it's hillarious to see you manchildren metalhead faggots fantasising about women liking your disgusting unkempt 80's hairstyles and posting your shitty death metal in every music thread
>>36419619
cuz it's passe now
>>36419628
what's more hipster than insisting you had it before it was cool?
>>36419633
I-m not a metalguy and I-m not fantasizing about anything. It-s a fact.
You-re just assblasted because, no matter how many faggy trends you follow, nobody will ever give a shit about you. YOu-re problably the kind of pathetic shit who posts in feels threads and asks how big you need to be to get girls.
>>36419644
I was a hipster before hipsters were a thing familia.
hate those fuckers turning it into a meme.
I can now understand nerds who get mad at normies making nerdiness into a meme for themeparties and facebook posts.
>>36419658
>I-m not a metalguy
then there is hope for you yet
I don't follow trends either, and i just want long hair again, without all the bullshit
see >>36419628
where do you live?
im my country that was popular like 4 years ago.
now most people have a manbun or a medium/long combover with mullet.
>>36413820
Because you live in portland
>>36419683
Norway?
>>36419681
So you're a hipster and a meme. Why would anyone bother with your opinion?
It has the comfy sides and back of a buzzcuts without having to be a full on skinhead.
It's a pretty based cut desu, it's hard to understand if you've never had a buzzcuts for awhile and tried to go back to having hair.
>>36415545
Not OP live in Portland. Can confirm. Sometimes it's so bad where the sides are so short and the top is way too long. I want to fucking punch ever nuwave male I see with this.
"Everybody else is doing it so why don't I"
>mfw
Its the kind of haircut you get when you want something trendy but don't really want to work for it/develop a unique style. As someone said, doing what everyone else does is good enough if you're good looking, anyway.
I have something similar only it blends more from side to top. It's a pretty average cut desu but it still gets compliments.
>>36419868
>its shit because is popular! i'm so unique! my opinion matters!
>calls other people hipsters
>uses "meme" as an insult
that haircut is an unknowingly ironic post hipster allusion to world war 2 and post world war 2 times when people died in combat en masse
now we are nu-males.
hear us roar. if you have that faggot ass haircut you are not worth my time. no joke. i would never call a guy with taht haircut who is not in 1943 my friend . same with bearded tattooed guys with that cut as well.
>>36418137
your opinion is that of a wannabe normie but still autist. stop tryin to fake who you are
>>36417683
It's actually a pompadour. There are a few ways of wearing it but most guys just get the one step. I wear a two step with a 1 gaurd then 5 gaurd, then the sweep back.
I'm a meme though I rock a beard, handlebar, and owg
>>36419628
how does it feel being a cuck
>>36419121
my man
>>36420117
Oh I know but I do surprisingly well for an autist. Especially since I got in shape.
>>36420112
LMAO shutup fag.
