Who here /religious/ ?? I read my bible everyday.
5 chapters to be exact, and I make sure I praise Jah for the food and gains everyday.
Also, to keep this /fit/ are you sposed to deadlift and squat the same day?
I dead lift on back and leg day, albeit a very light weight.
I squat and deadlift on pull day. Splits get messy if you do it another way. Deadlift uses so much back plus it has a lot of crossover with squats. There really is no 'perfect' way to do it.
be careful with that image op i got banned for posting that twice last week. also rollin
>>36389821
> Reads a Cuck book about a little bitch God who let himself be killed by real men (Romans).
> Doesn't honor his ancestors by understanding the only eternal life is through deeds that will be remembered.
> thinks he's gonna make it.
>>36389992
Angry atheist cuck
ugyu
>>3639012
>>36389992
Sounds like a fellow heathen
>>36389821
Roll
>>36389821
roland
No.
Roll
>>36389821
I don't know why I'm rolling, but I am.
>>36390124
>>36390124
enjoy your bitch religion that assumes you're a broken faggot who needs redemption.
I'm gonna lift heavy to be strong to protect my kin, provide for them, and strengthen my community through service. Not useles prayer. If there are gods they don't give a fuck about you. But I do know that I should live up to my ancestors, that my oath is sacred, and that when I die I wil go in the ground with my family (as it should be) and that the only "afterlife" that is certain is my reputation in my community.
>>36389821
Rollin
>>36390271
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>>36389821
Rolling
>>36389821
rolling for wizard
>>36390131
You would be correct!
>>36390306
reroll
>>36390289
Maybe a Viking fedora.
I literally am a larpagan because it's fun to lift and think about thor and odin
>>36390317
>not being satisfied with a master of weapons
faggot
>>36390323
Where did I mention them? Should one not be strong to protect their frith?
Wizard please
>>36389821
LaVeyan Satanist over here.
It's a pretty chill religion if you aren't a cunt about it.
>>36389821
roland doland
ROLLAN
>>36389821
rolanmn
>>36389821
Rollin, may or may not draw result
>>36389821
I was raised catholic but then my parents sent me to a catholic school where I actually studied religion.Too many inconsistencies for me and I discovered that having faith in something like religious people have is just something I am incapable of. I don't hate religion or anything, I like the community of a local church and knights of columbus breakfasts and all that. There's too much skeptic in me is all.
I deadlift and squat on the same day but I'm just a newb doing SL5x5.
>>36389821
here for the roll senpai
>>36389821
pls
>>36389821
rollin
>>36389821
rollin
>>36389821
Roll
>>36390657
>enchanter
I'd say that's about right.
Rillong
>>36390271
>do you remember uncle randy?
>"the dentist?"
>no, the weird guy that police found cp on his laptop
>"oh yeah, mom told me that he never left basement"
>>36389821
Roll
>>36389821
Rololo
Eastern Catholic here. Attend church weekly, pray daily, and teach sunday school.
I deadlift on back and bicpes day. I squat on legs and shoulders day. Currently fasting for lent so both all my lifts have completely stalled, but at least they aren't going down.
I'm an atheist, feels great to be honest. As long as you aren't a faggot trying to force other people to believe you want, then more power to you.
>>36389821
roll
>>36389821
Why does this pic intrigue me so much
Rollin
not religious but definitely borderline psychotic with ideas and delusions on par with those observed in christianity
:(
>2016
>being religious
Humans enlarged brain and intelligence comes with drawbacks.
Rollan.
>>36389821
rolling out
Dubs and I can lift in hell
>>36389821
ROLL
>>36389821
Call me mr.wizard
>>36389821
drolin
>>36391219
I remember when I was an edgy teenager
>>36389821
Rolling for Thief
>>36391404
Not even archer ? pff, reroll
>>36389821
>religious
>thinks reading bible is enough
>not reading Aquinas
This is why Christians are so fucking stupid these days.
Also rollin'
>>36389821
Back day best day
Also rollin
>>36391647
Fuck that, rerollilol
>>36389821
oh we roll?
Rolleroo
>>56390378
Rell
>>36389992
Ignorance is not a virtue. Seek and you will find peace an truth that will comfort you all the days of your life.
>>36390271
When you die, who will protect your kin then?
>>36390561
Most Bible commentaries deal with supposed inconsistencies. Most are just poor translation and poor exegetical understanding. Hence they don't really exist.
>>36389821
Ninja, assassin
>>36390657
Does this girl realize how much semen has been expelled because of her?
>>36389821
Rollaids
>>36391184
Nice troll
>>36389821
anal
>>36389821
I use the scientific method. also Roffs
Quakerism is the best form of Christianity simply because the only thing that matters is that if you are a good person and if you love the Lord. You can ditch the bible and it would be 100% a-ok and there is nobody who tells you what to do.
>>36389821
It depends. If your goal is bodybuilding you shoundnt bother at all and squating on leg day and deadlifting on pull day should be fine.
If you want to get some PRs then do both lifts at least twice a week, for volume and intensity like one day low rep deads followed by high rep squats and so on.
Also rolling.
>>36391841
What does that have to do with anything?
popopopoopopop xD
>>36389821
I try to adopt the buddhist way of life so that I have peace.
can't really believe in reincarnation and stuff like that but living according to those principles is how I want to live my life.
Also, I do it on separate days, all heavy because I'm a DYEL bonelord.
>>36389821
>Jah
Is this what you look like IRL?
>>36391802
I read them, it only made the raised eyebrows go higher. Doesn't matter anyway though, my problems with the bible, catechism, and other stuff like that is just a side issue. Faith is my real problem, I cannot resolve the idea of it. Faith goes against the core of who I am. I can't just believe a thing, I need a photo with a timestamp and bread on the hood.
>>36389821
lets see
>>36389821
One day I've decided to go to church, because one was built quite near me and I wanted to see how does it look from inside.
The priest was talking about alcoholism, how modern trends are tearing tradition apart and he thanked some dude who bought paint for some stairs. He also said that later that week he will be blessing cars (!) because it will be the day of a saint who is a patron of all drivers.
Since then I'm trying to attend church at least twice a month, every sunday is possible.
Now I consider going to church as a sauna for my brain. There are conditions to think about myself.
I'm 27 years old white male from a family where religion was never a meaningfull thing and I must say, church is awesome. It gave me all kinds of brain gains, helped me with my fapping problem and made me become a more humble person.
I strongly recommend to any annon to find 2 or 3 churches in your neighbourhood and check them out because every priest is different and a good priest is like a good community manager. The one I'm attending to funded a place where people can play table tennis, he organizes events where people can bring some old electronics and get plants and flowers in exchange.
I will get bard
>>36389821
Rållin
>>36392091
Wtf is a binder? Re-roll.
>>36392102
Knight, that's better...
>>36389821
was sampson natty?
>>36389821
rollarino
god doesnt give a fuck about you. He doesnt know you. If you are lucky, he will hate you some day.
>>36389821
Rollando
>>36389879
>squat on pull
wat
PPL?
>>36392130
Chuck Palahniuk please go and stay go.
>>36391881
>>36391882
Are you sitting down? You have faith in your chair. Did you scientifically test the chair to see if it would hold your weight prior to sitting in it? I think not. Faith happens everyday.
Squat and deadlift in same day twice a week. Heavy day and light day ya'll.
>>36392223
Worst analogy I've seen in a while. You can test a two or three legged chair for balance.
>>36392277
Meaning that based on experience as a child, you have a degree of certainty in a chair holding. I don't use chairs that are flimsy, and if off balance, I'll slide a folded bit of paper under the short leg to maintain balance.
>God
>Physics
I mean, seriously anon...
AAAAAAAA
>>36389821
Rollan
>>36389821
ROLLIN IN MY SKIIIN
>>36389821
Roll
>>36389821
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
WUT
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
>>36389821
Rollan
dont care about thread, i just want to roll!
>>36389821
roll
>>36389821
rollingg
well, cant say no to rollin on that
>>36389821
rollol
>>36389821
rollando
>>36389821
>guaranteed replies
>ROLL
>>36389821
roooollll
>>36389821
rollin
>>36390271
>I read my bible everyday
Literally the only time in 4chan history I stopped reading and skipped all responses.
I smoke weed everyday.
The only bit in the Bible that is interesting is the part where god grants free will to men.
A bird cannot seek weed any more than it cannot fly south for the winter, making humans unique.
I would invite any excerpt from that 'free will' part of the bible, since I'm too lazy to examine it.
I am a former atheist turned apatheist.
Because brainwashed cucks never change and literally cannot be debated - believe me I've tried - over 9000 hours of effort put in, with the result of perhaps a 2% increase in doubt despite endless patient debate on my part, and emotional poor reasoning and much flaring of nostrils on their part.
Secretly I believe they would all love to burn my heathen ass at the stake or behead me, thereby disproving any so-called humanitarian prophets claimed philosophy.
Also, as Capcha has proven, I am not a robot, and therefore cannot be programmed by a 'one-size fits all' book programme (like the bible)
they see me
ROLADN DOLAN
>>36392891
>A bird cannot seek weed any more than it cannot fly south for the winter, making humans unique.
SYDNEY?
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>>36392223
As someone who has over 30 years experience of sitting in chairs without sampling for structural integrity, I feel the odds of said chair breaking would be a statistical anamoly.
I have only witnessed one first-hand incidence of a chair breaking, and the woman was a very large, obese woman, who had already broken several patio chairs and toilet seats in the space of months.
In her case, I would urge caution due to these kind of averages displaying outlier odds of chair damage,
Due to her excess weight exceeding he expected weight class of an average land mammal.
In the case of chair breakage, I am considerably fitter and lighter, and could probably fall without much more damage than slight embarrassment.
In her case, it requires medical assistance or assistance to standing up again.
I have overwhelming anecdotal evidence, and proceed with caution if the chair looks unstable.
By comparison, a car mounting the pavement,
could likely kill me or maim me instantly, with little chance of evasive measures.
I take precautions, such as facing traffic,
And despite the fact that these incidents occur often, with massive loss of life or injury,
I don't avoid walking the streets, or run down them tensing up every time a car is speeding or a little erratic.
I look for extreme outliers, like a car heading directly at me despite their angle or traffic conditions.
>>36389821
dolan
>>36392958
WAT?
>>36393003
Birds fly South for the Winter, here in the Northern hemisphere.
arollan
rol
>>36393032
Shit, I meant to say,
Anymore than birds cannot not fly south for the winter.
The point is, animals can't choose a philosophy.
>>36389821
Rolling.
>>36393116
>Archer
This is shit.
>>36393125
This is even worse.
>>36392975
Also, geomancer get.
Rawlin
>>36389821
Rollan
Thanks for gains and breakfast, Satan
>>36389821
roelerer
>>36389821
roll
>>36389821
I wish
>>36389821
roll
>>36389821
Rollin
>>36389821
S rollin
>>36389821
>re you sposed to deadlift and squat the same day?
no
