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It's like you're forgetting why we lift, /fit/?
>be me
>making sweet noob gains ~2 months (dbol only cycle--test is for pussies)
>visiting dad at hospital
>having lunch with dad and his friends (a couple) whom I don't know
>talking about food in general
>woman of couple: "you must know what you're talking about, look at your arms!"
>mfw
>>36389393
>lifting bro is gay, he's a chubby / bear lover. So no interest in me.
>We work together and chill, play vidya and tennis
>he decides it'd be funny to take me to a gay bar.
>brings his gay friends, they get pouty when he tells them I'm straight.
>walltowalldicks.png
>strangers buying me drinks, friend laughing when dudes try to grind on me
>the husbando mode Latino has been eying tries to chat me up, invites me into bathroom.
>I send lifting bro in instead, he gets his dick wet and a phone number.
>bro thanks me for being a good sport, promises to hook me up with this qt mixed Asian chick he knows.
>got complimented on physique all night and talked for awhile about liftan with this big Samoan sonofabitch.
>a drunken twink called me a tease and threw a martini on me.
All in all 8\10 night, would recommend.
>Load up 12 plates on leg press
>Dude looks over
>Says to his friend; "That's like my car"
So he was exaggerating a lot of course, but it still made me feel good. No one's ever commented on any weight I've lifted.
>>36389393
Potential Mire Situation
>going to the lake to go camping with friends
>we will probably go swimming
>attempting to leave skeleton mode after starting to workout 7 months ago
>hopefully will get some solid mires who knows
>be me
>earn lots of money
>decide to start lifting
>6 weeks into ICF 5x5 (thank you based jason)
>finish up and decide to go to grocery store still in my tank top
>got that juicy pump going on
>get chicken, eggs, veggies, and rice, and some whey protein
>qt3.14 at register
>obviously mirin
>she asks if I found everything I need today
>I say yes
>im thinking of asking her to be my gf and make sex with me but im too much of a spaghetti spillin' sperg autismo
>go to a Craigslist casual encounter
> supposed to be another MWMs but he was obviously a homo (but very masculine)
> he had a church job so probably closeted his entire 45-year life
> he says literally 50+ times "oh God you are beautiful."
> he's trying to turn it into a FWB/bro situation
I haven't decided if I want to yet.
He had the biggest dick I've ever seen. Bigger than 75% of all porn cock. He easily could be a porn star.
>>36389393
>2am
>Walking home from work.
>Qt mexican at crosswalk
>Asks for cigarrete
>She ends up smoking my cock.
>>36389393
>non fit posting
>Stories that never happened
>BIog garbage
Saged, repoted to be deIeted as these thread usuaIIy are.
>>36389393
>lifting for 9 months
>could barely move 2pl8 when started
>been making nice gains
>workout in middle of the night
>small crew of experienced lifters, and then me
>never interact with anyone
>doing wendlers 531 w/ phone app
>tells me today is the day to try 4pl8
>do warm up sets, feels great
>planetary-alignment.jpg
>load up plates
>take deep pained breaths
>clench anus and pull weight
>lockout, head feels like it might explode
>put weight down with a satisfying thud
>turn and see two of the regulars watching me
>one nods, says 'nice'
>nod back, then go back to ignoring everyone
>look forward to 5pl8 autistic interaction
>>36390401
>im thinking of asking her to be my gf and make sex with me but im too much of a spaghetti spillin' sperg autismo
lmao, i'm in the same situation, there's this black haired, glasses wearing qt that works produce at my local wal mart, and even i know that's not how you do it, you gotta ask them out on a date, being coy about it as well so as not to seem desperate, at least i think that's how it's done, i myself have not found the courage to do it
>>36390478
w-what...
>>36390548
>non fit posting
>Stories that never happened
>BIog garbage
literally all things /fraud/ general is guilty of, on top of being fucking facebook-lite and full of fucking corner cutting normies, yet those threads are still going strong
If you guys want to get mired that bad just go to festivals.
I've had girls ask people to move so they could watch me dance, just walk up and start feeling me up out of the blue, walk up and ask me if I'm a rock climber because my back looks amazing, just start grinding on me without a word etc.
When everyone is in a good mood and half the people are on mdma you're bound to get the shit mired out of you.
There's a reason zyzz went to them all the time.
>>36389842
>12 plates on leg press
>>36389393
>saturday
>had band practice at my house, wrote 2 songs
>screaming mids are getting easier for me to do, growls are second-nature for me at this point
>things are really starting to come together with regard to my band
>went out with my bass player after (no homo)
>first went to beach bars and hung out with our possible new drummer and his attractive female roommates, got their numbers before leaving
>get to industrial/gothic club, very first person i see is my ex girlfriend, fuck my life
>tfw her and i were the most attractive female/male there
>i feel depressed and like shit even though i was drunk
>go outside and decide to take up smoking again
>see an old friend i have not seen in a year, start feeling better
>suddenly 2 girls start conversation with me, old friend, and bassist, one qt high test girl dressed as harley quinn is really into me
>we start getting to know each other then spend entire time hooking up, she wants my dick badly
>at one point ex gf gets jealous and throws her drink on me (lmao) (srs)
>before closing time i tell her let's go be alone somewhere but she has to go home with the other girl who is her cousin
>ok
>she calls me from her phone and we save numbers
>taking bassist home, get a bunch of nudes in my texts from her along with "Take me. Own me. Play with me. I'm yours"
>we fucked
...But the real question is, how badly do you think the alcohol and cigs affected my gains last night?
pic related
>>36390671
>>36390401
>asking out a chick with no prior interaction
Autists detected
>>36390772
kek
>he is going to get faceplant KO'd by makkuhunto
I've only ever been mired by my mom tbqh
>>36390786
Somehow Arlovski didn't KO him, so who knows?
>>36390797
hunt will get the job done
>meet an old classmate who hasn't seen me for around 4 years
>she wants to go for a coffee the day after so we can talk
>we meet up, talk a lot, walk around in a park, laugh and are having fun
>I bring her home, she hugs me and gives me a kiss
>I'm gay
>>36389704
That sounds like great fun. I wish I had a gay friend to go to the bar with and get free drinks and mires. No homo
>>36389704
that actually sounds like jolly good fun
i actually have way too many stories to tell. lifting has opened so many doors for me socially, so many fugs, so many everything.
>be me
>be aesthetic from years of calisthenics and russian weight training
>join gym one day after having trained for years, wasn't wholly aware of how strong adults were supposed to be
>begin to OHP
>warming up with 20kg. 40kg, 60kg, 80kg, 90kg until my work sets
>people stopped to stare
>same with deadlifts
>same with my calisthenics stuff
>by the end of the day people are letting me use equipment they haven't finished with yet without my asking
now for a girly mire one
>be me
>staying with mates
>his flatmate has his 2 female cousins round for a visit
>one is average
>one is gorgeous
>gorgeous one feels me up all night
>invites me into the shower with her
>ok
>bang in the shower
>later as we are banging she stops riding me and rubs her pussy on my abs instead
>left happy
not to mention the near daily compliments and eye flutters from cashiers and shit its awesome. and i was unpopular as fuck in high school.
>>36391007
Just got for it breh, might turn out ok.
>>36391078
Sorry Anon I'm afraid of vaginas
I'd rather be a gay friend who does something like >>36389704
>>36389393
>ctrl+c mir
>not ctrl+f mir
>>36391969
That's the joke, faggot
>mom knocks on bathroom door this morning while I'm showering
>can't hear what she said so I get out and get dressed to ask her what she needed
>tells me she needed to use the toilet
>says "wow you look big"
>walk out and eat breakfast
I was wearing an ill fitting undershirt, I'm DYEL too
>at the doctor's office
>coc say they need to check my bloods
>nurse came in to draw my blood
>she say "Anon curls with your arm like if you were doing curls at the gym"
>me *start curling*
>she see that 16.5inch bicep peak
>she mirin' and say "looks like you are already familar with this exercise, aren't you?"
First time ever got a compliment from someone I don't know. Feels good
>>36389393
>be me
>be senior in high school (18yo plz no ban)
>Lift afterschool in school gym
>everybody calls me Bruce lee
>Leaving, gym bros ask why im not drowning in the pussy with a body like mine
>Little do they know
>i browse 4chan
Dude asked me if I was a personal trainer
Felt fucking great, good to know I could fall back on being one if I was ever that pathetic
Chick at new job is Mirin hard and wants my cock
>>36392843
i got more if anybody wants em
>>36392866
Fuck it ill just dump my shitty stories. I have nothing better to do.
>After school one day lifting as usual
>Except I managed to get some percs
For those who dont know lifting on percs is GOAT
>Near the end of my workout the wrestling team swarms the place forcing me to do curls in the squat rack
>This year a 10/10 joined the wrestling team for some reason
>She comes in with em
>literally cannot keep her eyes of me and my shitty low weight curls
>blushes
>lip bite
>muh dick.png
>One of the people I know on the team comes over and constantly compliments me while im lifting
Enjoyed that shit man
>>36392956
you sound like a faggot underage cuck
DUDEPERCSLMAO
>>36392509
gotta love moms saying you look big mine says it too
>don't want to get too big dear
>>36392956
>Lifting as per usual
>A hot chick and her two noice friends who dont actually lift head in when the gym is nearly empty
>me a bro and them
>one of the friends is grilling me the whole time im squatting
>literally just staring at my ass
>before this she glances and tries not to look at my sik gainz too much
>now she just grills me
>>36390755
>Not asking out random girls you find attractive
>scared of rejection
Beta detected.
>>36390513
Nice
>>36392982
whatever man. I just found out that the stuff improves my lifts and thats what i use it for
>>36389393
> I'm straight
> Beasting like a madman in the gym
> Skelly homo starts eyeballing me
> Like the attention but confused as fuck
What the fuck /fit/
>>36390671
>local supermarket
>6/10 supershy with nice smile starts working at cash desk
>spills spaghetti every time i buy something, one time drops my milk
>calm her down but try not to be flirty
>next week
>shop with gf, cutie 6/10 smiles at me and jokes about previous accident
>get home, gf starts throwing shit at me for flirting with cashier, then sucks my dick
>ff few months
>cashier cutie apparently gets hit on by all the morons in neighborhood
>gains confidence and never looks at me again
>go home to get my dick sucked
cashiers are the worst man
>>36389393
>at concert
>shuffling with my shirt off showing gains
>generally having fun
>about to leave
>qt pokes me in the abs
>"hey what are you doing after the show"
>autismo breaks through
>"going to bed so I can go to work in the morning"
>I had a gf and did have work @6am
>she understood and I released the fish back to sea
>don't have gf a week later
>fml I could have banged her
>>36390748
Is this the whale you fucked from the bar? I mean, it's fine if so, but she's a whale, not high test.
>>36390748
Holy fuck that thing is ugly
But that was to be expected from someone who starts smoking again because his life got a bit uncomfortable
>>36393050
Kind of the same thing except this gay dude is an old man ( like in his 50s ) and always stares at me in the locker room.
I didn't ask for this.
>>36390401
You say
>actually theres one thing i still need
>"what is it anon?"
> your number
Simple mang
>>36393236
Show him your dong
>be me
>be 24 fresh out of 2 year relationship
>decide to start hitting weights again (was PT for years)
>2 months later go out to bar
>meet smoking hot girl who I hit it off with
>see ex at same bar
>gained 20+lbs and dyed hair shitty color
>guy she's with is fat as fuck
>end up back inside the bar with the hot girl
>her and her friends do tequila shots off my abs
>look up to see ex crying with new date
>end up fucking the shit out of that girl on webcam
feelsgoodbros
>currently in bed browsing 4chan before heading to the gym today
>completely different hot girl in bed with me naked and asleep right now
Gains. Acquire them and they will come.
>pic related, me when I first saw that dumb slut crying
>>36389393
>2 months lifting
>DBol only
>2 months on DBol
>Test is for pussies
Bruh what the fuck are you doing. Oral only is for pussies who are too scared to pin.
Also enjoy your liver damage.
>>36389393
does anyone have an autist guide for noticing people mirin from afar
>>36393456
>on webcam
>>36393287
damn boy no way someone could come up with that on the spot
may I remind you this is /fit/
>>36389842
you mean 6 plates, you are not supposed to add up each side faggot
>>36390401
>6 weeks
stopped reading there
>>36392531
>coc say they need to check my bloods
>>36393236
Lel I've had a 40-ish year old gay man mirin me in the locker rooms too. Don't drop the soap.
>>36389393
>go over parking lot
>feel observed
>watch into a smart
>One girl is looking at me
>she says something i cant hear to her friend
>other girl looks at me to
>both bite lips
>i go into my car acting cool
>happy as fuck
>>36393939
What else do you expect from a 2 month DYEL faggot?
I fucking love how stupid you gymcels are.
Seriously, these "mirin" threads are a fucking joke. It's all shit like:
>f-female c-cashier smiled at me :)
>65 year old woman complimented my arms!
>a girl asked me for a lighter haha i didnt have one but it shows she trusted me and was interested maybe giving an indication she liked m-
NO. Until you're actually having SEX, your "mires" don't mean SHIT.
LMFAO at gymcels. These are things that happen to EVERYONE. If you think the fact that you started "lifting" has led to you actually being more attractive to women, FLUSH YOURSELF.
I'm 5'9", fat as FUCK, I have a face even a mother couldn't love and as and guess what? Cashiers REGULARLY "smile" at me, I OFTEN get asked for lighters or directions and NONE OF IT MEANS SHIT!!! Fucking LMAO. Face it, attraction is determined by GENETIC factors. If you don't have height, face and frame, you're FUCKED. Yes, girls at clubs will talk to the UGLIEST GUYS ALIVE. Don't think they like you for a SECOND.
Oh, and in the rare incidence where one of your "mires" actually does lead to you getting laid, the "girl" looks like this >>36390748. Fucking LMAO. Seriously, spoiler that shit. Nobody wants farm animals like that polluting the board.
>>36397766
>5'9, fat as fuck
>Nobody wants farm animals polluting this board
Take your own advice tbhfam
>>36397921
HAHAHAH LMAO GREAT JOKE BRAH
It's funny, because I admit to looking like shit - but here's the thing... If gymcelling make you look good, why has it literally never gotten you ANYWHERE?
You are literally as attractive to prime women as an ugly 300lb manlet neckbeard. Lmfao.
>>36389842
Yeah, I bench 4 pl8, nbd.
>>36397997
>tfw i realise this is actaully true
>>36389704
Update: had coffee with qt,she lifts and is fun as fuck to talk to, sshes coming over tonight with my bro for dinner. Wish me luck lads.>>36391076
IKTFB did yoga and calisthenics 1.5 years before lifting, didn't have much mass but threw around a surprising amount of weight.
>>36397997
I don't know what the fuck a gymcel is, but I'm actually fucking hot chicks now that I'm fit, compared to nobody when I was a chubby loser
>>36398243
>compared to nobody when I was a chubby loser
>chubby
Every fucking time. As always, the ONLY time someone "makes it" by lifting is if he goes from fat to lean, and losing weight reveals an ALREADY good FACE or SKELETON.
Sure, it's hard to accept. Doesn't make it any less true. Again, I'm not saying people shouldn't gymcel - they can, but just don't think for a second that building MUSCLE will make any guy more attractive to women.
>>36391076
how long have you been lifting?
>>36390748
High test.....
>>36398293
You seem unstable
>>36398293
Every thread.
Post face uggo.
>>36397766
im tired of YOU and your goddamn SHIT gymcel MEME. when WILL you ever GIVE UP?
>>36399056
Are you a fucking retard? I've SAID that I NEVER claimed to be good looking, I'm just saying that GYMCELLING WON'T MAKE ANY OF YOU BETTER LOOKING IN THE EYES OF WOMEN EITHER.
>>36399871
what do you get out of this you weirdo?
>>36399871
Post your ugly mug so we can laugh at you.
>>36398337
He's lying dumbass
>>36390401
>baiting this hard
Remember to mire with your nose!
>>36398293
Chubby, not fat or obese. A big difference, faggot.
>>36390719
H-how do I dance?
>>36401110
Seconding this, please help. I alway end up doing some stupid faggot bobbing with my legs and I look like a retard
>>36393140
>>shop with gf, cutie 6/10 smiles at me and jokes about previous accident
>"s-sorry about spilling your milk last time. I'll be sure to drink every last drop next time"
Something like that?
>>36393456
>end up fucking the shit out of that girl on webcam
Wut? Cybersex?
>>36390478
Post pic Mr beautiful
>>36395409
6 plates is really not a lot on a leg press imo.
I've seen people that arent exactly huge doing 9 plates
I went from 140kg first time, to 300kg in like 5 weeks (7 plates and a 10kg)
>>36389704
>he gets his dick wet
you mean he gets poo on it
>>36390748
>>36397766
>>36397997
>>36398293
>>36399871
r9k is leaking
>>36401110
>>36401200
Find a dance style you like, YouTube tutorials or watch dancing videos at half speed
I love how every one of this threads is people commenting on others "mirin" them, but they always end in the person being too autistic to initiate a conversation, or them just straight up walking away.
Also, I could guarantee that most of the people are just bert staring at you, probably because you prance around looking like a retard, thinking you're bigger/more shredded than you actually are.
>>36401531
It was a beej... so unless dude was in the middle of munching a shit sandwich...
>>36401789
>he hasn't been mired before
>>36390748
3/10
>>36389393
> roiding right from the start
Laughingwhores.jpg
>>36401764
So, everyone at clubs is doing their own thing? One waltzing, one guy moshing, one breakdancing, another ballet?
The first person at work noticed my weight loss today. :)
>>36402081
SAVAGE
>>36397766
>thinking mires dont matter
>not understanding that Mires are a sign of progress if youre actually making it. But i wouldnt expect a newfag to know this
Why dont you start lifting and see through your lard filled eyes how it changes the way people treat you.
>playing a game with some friends
>girl in the group drinking from a mug
>has the words "I love you" written on it
>puts it down after her drink then turns it slightly at me
>same girl
>she's Chinese
>we're all out drinking
>she looks at me and says how I could get any girl if I went to China
>reach past her to grab something
>she pokes at my Zeus' belt buckle
>mfw I can tell she's hitting on me but I'm not interested because I don't find her attractive
Also she's married and I don't want to cuck her husband.
>>36402094
Depends on where you go and what's playing of course
>>36401110
>act out reloading animations from CoD etc while bending your knees/twisting your hips to the beat
>pretend that you're in a brutal knife fight with knives in both hands while bending your knees/twisting your hips to the beat
Works like a charm
>people keep asking me if I'm on the college football team because I look big
I only played football in 7th grade lmao, I'm not even big
>>36402387
She'd have a super pretty face if she lost 15lbs. GET HER TO LIFT WITH YOU FAGET
>>36389393
>Be me at the gym for 3 months now
>hit lmao 1pl8 and making my way towards 2pl8 on bench
>Last 2 times I've went guys have went out of their way to come and ask me to spot them
>they don't trust these skinny DYELs all around them to spot them
Feels good man
>>36397766
typical manlet rage
>>36402387
>thinks bitches are miring when he's 5'11'' 165 and cant bench 130 lbs 5x5
TOP KEK
>>36395343
>>36401315
lmao no, as in i turned on skype and we fucked on Omegle in front of random people hahaha
>>36403015
Never had a bitch talk about my shoulders and biceps while my Dick is in her. Don't know what else to call it then bro
>>36390719
>this
Was at Marley fest 2014 for you Austin fags
>just got my dad into smoking so we go to Marley fest and chill
>smoke out and listen to the music
>notice girl making eye contact with me
>it's a shame i was confused about my sexuality, coulda got her easy the way she eye fucked me
>get up and walk off
>>36391076
Man. One thing I love about my gym is that set aside for the curlbros, every power lifter I see lifts fucking heavy. Very rarely you'll see someone have below a plate on the bar, no matter what exercise they're doing
Keeps me motivated as furk
>>36392509
I get so uncomfortable when my mom does that, I'll just be watching tv with her and I'll be wearing Y'know tank and shorts and I'll get "anon your arms are getting big" and "anon you have a firm butt" I'm like "mom stop"
>>36403978
based mom.
>>36402675
ay dont mix manlets with the fatsos
>>36392956
She was looking at you because you were doing curls in the fucking squat rack. Out of all the fucking places to curl
>>36398293
Wow you seem pretty ass troubled over nothing anon
>>36393050
Can a straight man not mir?!?!?!
i want your goddamn body
>>36397766
Hey it's this guy again. I bet that you started lifting for a couple of weeks, and once you didn't turn into zeez brah after 3 weeks (because as you said you're fat as fuck), you thought it was too hard and gave up. You then tried to preach your defeatism all over a Lithuanian carpentry forum, talking about GYMCELS, GENETICS, and LMAO. Either start lifting or go back to r9k
>>36398026
>samefagging this hard
>>36390719
no thanks im not a rave, kandi wearing fag
>ex gf mom
>haven't seen her in a while
>been liftin
>says i look good
Made me smile. I miss her.
>>36389393
>Finally decide to cut
>Constantly get called Superman or get hit on by gays or girls
It's okay
>>36402628
>3 months now
stopped reading there
>>36402363
>Zeus's belt buckle
Did you mean Orion's fanny pack?
>>36392956
thanks for the contribution anon
>>36392988
dubs of experience
>>36402547
just make sure to do it fluidly and not all twitchy like
>>36402547
I just did this shit and I gotta say... I looked pretty fucking autistic.
Why you gotta ruse someone who just wants some help, bruh?
>>36402547
bahahahahahahah holy shit
just tried this for a laugh
this is fucking hilarious, especially the knife one
>>36389393
I walked past 3 drunk girls when I opened a door and heard one of them mutter "oh my god" when I leaned over to use my key fob so that's something I guess.
>>36403947
>hooking your parents on drugs
>confused about sexuality
Degenerate confirmed.
>Be at work
>Gf comes in with sister
>Sister tells me that I have big muscly arms
mfw
>>36407217
I'd like to add that this was my gf's sister, not mine. This was not a freudian slip.
>>36391007
Try experimenting
>>36390351
Yeah I realized that after I typed it. It was 7 plates too, I miscounted.
>>36401523
I mean yeah, I don't think it's a lot either. It's just the first time anyone had said anything to me in the gym ever.
>>36398293
What the heck is a gymcel supposed to be? Also being muscular does make you more attractive than you would be otherwise, that's fairly obvious. It's better to be muscular than fat or a hungry skeleton.
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