Who /hemorrhoids/ here?
What do I do about these fuckers? I don't want to go to a doctor to get parts of my asshole cut off.
Also to all you kids, laugh all you want but wait until you're in your mid-20's. All the rhetoric here is JUST SQUAT AND DEADLIFT LMAO. You have no idea what you're doing to your bodies. In a few years you'll have sore knees all the time, a bad back, your legs can't run worth a shot, and your asshole will look like a raspberry. Tone it down while you're ahead, we weren't meant for this much exertion over long periods of time.
Bump
(in my ass)
>>36388246
Err, I'm not a doctor, but I'd do some basic research before spouting such nonsense.
I'm late 20s, have been squatting ATG and diddlylifting heavy for years, and my ass is fine.
I'm pretty damn sure hemorrhoids are part genetic, and part down to lifestyle shit (diet, LACK of exercise, etc).
I bet you're obese and just trying to justify your shitty lifestyle.
As for getting them treated - go to a fucking doctor. Though I've never had them myself, I can't imagine it's that bad - it isn't major heart surgery. Why wouldn't you get something so simple treated by an expert?
>>36388246
I've had them once. I gaurantee they go away if you do the following:
- stop powershitting. take long slow 20 minute shits.
- eat a good diet with plenty of vegetables and fiber
- take hot baths with plenty of epsom salt
do this stuff and they go away pretty fast.
>>36388246
Eat more fiber dumb dumb.
Also, get some wet wipes, and use them for the finish wipe after you shit. The bacteria around your ass is part of what is agrivating the grapes neat your butthole.
If need be you could have the hemorrhoids surgically cauterized so they can never come back. You have to take an Antibiotic for a week as you recover to prevent infection, and then you are good to go.
Rhoiding - not even once
>>36388246
OP try using an astringent like witch hazel. Put some on some toilet paper and apply.
>>36388246
Are they painful? Mine isn't, doc gave me meds but I didn't feel like putting pills up my ass (not that there's anything wrong with that). Have started squatting on the toilet, that's supposed to help. Eating a lot of fiber is good too but I already do that
>>36388697
Wet wipes are the devil and fuck you for recommending them. Don't you ever post on my board again
>>36388672
The sitz-bad things worked well for me too. I basically would just fill up a tub with a few inches of hot water, and sit in it while I played on my phone for like 15 minutes.
I had hemorrhoids real bad about a week ago, they did show up after I started squatting more, but I changed my diet and they have since gone away. Stay away from spicy foods and coffee and you should be fine.
Doc told me I had three. He banded one which strangled it and I shit it out. Now one of the other ones is doing what the other one did pain wise so I'll be getting that one out too.
If you can get them banded do it. Saves so much worrying and head ache.
>>36388777
Youre lucky. Rhoid pain is so severe that you feel sick, weak and useless while there's a midget ripping a barbed wire from your asshole shouting that youre never gonna make it. I honestly dont wish it on my greatest enemy, thats how bad it can get.
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Prevention:
Fibre, your poop needs to be soft at all times. It needs to just flow out. Aside from this like someone mentioned, dont just force it all out in 5 secs. Take some time and be gentle to your turd cutter.
Avoid spending too much time sitting, especially on hard surfaces.
If you get it:
Slitz baths help, but its still gonna hurt. What I used to do is have a slitz bath and then take a cube of ice and put it directly on the rhoid. It hurts but force yourself for a minute and the rhoid goes numb and stops hurting as much for some time which really helps. Wrap the part of the cube youre holding with toilet paper so your fingers dont hurt from the cold.
I put shitloads of different ointments on it to see if its gonna get better. My tip is to NOT put tiger balm, its gonna inflame it even worse. Just go to a pharmacist and get some rhoid cream.
The area should be kept dry and clean, to make sure you poop soft eat some oats before pooping(or chocolatey oat bars since oats are disgusting).
Hope this helps, it gets better about 3rd day.
>>36388944
>He banded one which strangled it and I shit it out
Brutal
Run a test cycle on it. Post daily updates!
Also I get these when I drink milk or eat cheese. Might be related.
>>36389090
It didn't hurt to have done really either. Couple days of discomfort, beyond that easy.
>>36388246
FIBER
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Don't waste your money going to the doctor or a gastroenterologist. At least not right away.
I was shitting blood, but the doctor told me take fiber. That solved everything. I got a colonoscopy too because of history, but insurance doesn't cover dick if you're not 50+. So maybe you'll find out if they're way up there, but Fiber will have solved everything by then.
>>36388246
your diet is fucking shit if your hemmorhoids are always inflamed. look up the population who has them, it's always a crazy number like 30-50% in all the published studies, who've had them at some point during their lives.
how do you get it under control? by keeping your bowels healthy.
how do you do that in america?
By not exceeding your sodium upper intake, by drinking plenty of water, and by allowing for a certain amount of insolubles within your diet. Insoluble fiber is very important to your overall digestive health, long, and short term.
What most patients are prescribed in the ukraine isn't a pill, nor surgery. Eat a banana, a carrot, or half a head of lettuce each day. If you opt for the more watery lettuce, you don't need to drink with it. Drink with hard fibers like bananas and carrots every day and you'll have comfortable shits and stop irritating your fucking hemm.
You're not special, anon.
Do what we do.
Eat a fucking banana. (always chase insolubles with water, though, or bananas in particular at the very least. that's why you americans think it causes constipation, because you're all dehydrated soda drinking fucks who have a carrot one time and think you're constipated as all fuck. I hate americans and I want to go back to my militarized warzone where people are fucking sane
>>36388246
Don't crap for three days, you will be cured.
Inflamed hemorrhoids aren't caused by squats or diddles you fucking retard. They're caused by stuff passing through your anus that isn't soft shit.
So in other words, eat more insoluble fiber, drink more water, and stop fucking yourself in the ass
As far as treatment goes, you don't actually have to do anything. They will resolve themselves, slowly.
>>36388672
I find powershitting hard to avoid (once it's coming out, it's coming out). That said, squatting instead of sitting helps a lot.
Stop going to the toilet with your smartphone and play games for 30 mins while taking a shit. Just get done with it without ripping your asshole out.
>>36389284
>I was shitting blood, but the doctor told me take fiber. That solved everything. I got a colonoscopy too because of history, but insurance doesn't cover dick if you're not 50
iktf breh
Wait, does getting assfucked give you hemorrhoids?
>>36389442
This. I'm not even going to take my phone into the bathroom after reading that it's mostly caused by sitting on the toilet too long. Doing that puts a lot of bloodflow in your anus apparently.
I already eat a lot of fiber, but recently I dropped probably one of the biggest deuces in my life, not sure what caused it but I'm pretty sure it popped something in my assholes.
My b-hole has always looked like it's pooping itself out. Will icing it help or putting in a buttplug? Those things seem like they would hold everything in long enough to set it that way permanently. It would be for medical purposes, no homo.
>>36390282
Look at any pornstars butt like 3 months after she's been whoring herself. If your shit is hard that's bad, if your shit is a big hard penis that has to be fucking terrible. Of course moderation probably negates that, and your bf has a small pecker anyway.
>>36390498
Yes bro duh. Keep a butt plug in your ass for about 2 weeks. While walking around, lifting, all day everyday (while you're not shitting of course). Let us know how it goes.
>>36388246
I'm 30, vegan, and don't know what you're talking about.
>>36390526
I'm not a her and his is 9"
>>36388246
Preparation H is the best thing ever. At least until you have a mix of Prep H cream, blood, and shit stewing in your ass crack. But it really does help numb and shrink them. Also what the rest of these dweebs are saying about hygiene and fiber. Probably good ideas.
>>36390498
you may have a prolapse which can be serious shit
look into it senpai you dont want to literally shit your whole rectum out one day
>>36389284
What was the damage, brother? I work for a living
>havent taken bloody shit before
>never happened again
>went to doctor a few months back when I thought I forsure had hemorrhoids
>tells me no and that my asshole was alittle tender but nothing to worry about
>asshole feels sore now
>dont know if cause of powershitting
>sometimes after I take fiber it slides out with ease
>some poops dont
>havent seen blood in a long time
>poops arent always nice and easy executions
may schedule a doctor app soon to make sure everything is ok
>>36388246
>be mid 30's
>been lifting heavy 6 years
>never had hemorrhoids
>no sore knees, run every second day
>back fine
Sounds like someone didn't have a fucking clue what they were doing while eating fast food and shitting dry blocks of shit and crying on the toilet.
Fuck off OP.
>>36390643
Around $1300 dollars out of pocket. Insurance covered half. Maybe it's not too terrible but I wasn't exactly planning to spend that. The medicine they gave me was going to be like $200+ dollars (again that's half off) but the fiber fixed me up.
Just get something you can mix in water as a supplement.
I'm the guy who had a hemorrhoidectomy who posts in every single hemorrhoids thread. Avoid surgery at all costs. Banding for internal in pretty painless, but actual surgery has one of the most painful recoveries of any medical procedure. How to avoid surgery?
Alternate ice/hot. Ice your asshole with an ice pack wrapped in paper towel for 15 minutes every hour. Alternate with 15 minutes in a sitz tub with Epsom salt and warm to hot water.
Use cortisone ointment. Preparation h will sooth the pain, but it won't shrink them. You need something like cortizone 10.
Add fiber to your diet, and drink more water. Psyllium husk pills are the easiest way. Sip on water constantly throughout the day.
Spend as little time on the toilet as possible. Shitting should be you opening up your asshole and the shit falling out, not pushing hardly at all. Changing the angle of your hips to more of a squatting position helps a lot with this, as it unpinches your colon. DO NOT squat on the toilet by putting your full weight on it. Toilets aren't built for that, they're porcelain and can break easily and slice your shit up really bad. No need to shell out for a squatty potty, just use a stool for little kids under your feet.
