>tfw legs are too big from squatting to wear normal pants
/fit/ feels thread
>>36381458
>tfw can't deadlift the bar
>>36381458
iktfb
>>36381493
>tfw can't reach the bar to deadlift
>i'll never make it
>>36381666
>having to wear a belt with all pants since they are tight around quads but loose around waist
>>36381493
i dont believe this
>>36381678
bend your legs
>>36381679
FUCK
>>36381458
If your legs are too big to wear normal pants and you're not squatting 405 for reps, you're just fat.
>>36381679
>>36381458
>tfw you find out about Levis athletic fit jeans
They're fucking perfect and theyll change your life anons.
>>36382095
Which number are they?
>>36381493
>tfw too weak to walk
Fuck pants. I wish I could wear a long cloak everyday
>>36381458
>my legs got fat and won't stop chaffing
th-thanks rippetoe
>not flexible enough to suck own dick
Why even live, brahs?
>>36381458
You didn't have to squat for that. All I do is ride my bicycle and my thighs don't fit anything that fits the rest of me.
Cargo pants, you pussies.
Comfy, flexible, durable, cheap, POCKETS.
>>36382117
What's yours ;)?
>>36382095
ABSOLUTELY THIS
>>36382095
>>36382117
>>36382668
541. Have they changed them? I got some a while ago and wore them once. They fit me perfectly but after I washed them they shrunk tighter than my 514s
my fucking jeans always rip at the same spot, between my thighs right under my balls
what do
>>36381865
Hah no sounds like you just skip legday haha Ha!
>>36383066
I squat 365 for reps and have 21 inch thighs. I'm a natural bodybuilder and very lean, and I wear Levi's 510s, those are the skinny ones. My thighs and calves both fill out the legs completely, but they're still quite comfortable.
>>36383260
If they're quite comfortable I would consider squatting more. But I mean if you're still new that's not bad progress.
>tfw still fit into pants but can't keep anything bigger than a pen in my pockets anymore
I have no idea where to put my keys when I'm not wearing a jacket
>>36383507
I can't even fit the pen my legs are so huge. My job requires me to wear a suit (financial advisor/earn lots of money especially for my age) and I just keep my Mont Blanc Etoile Ballpoint Pen in my coat pocket.
T-thanks SS.
>Legs sore today
>impingement in left shoulder
Can't bench, OHP, or lat pulldowns until it fully recovers (probably another week). Feels bad man.
Is there a way to speed up recovery? I miss benching and OHPing
>>36383640
>OHP? Surely you mean The Press?
>>36383291
So you're fat. Good to know.
>>36385151
>Do you even lift?.memepeg
my max squat is 325, and I've torn my meniscus and MCL playing college football, and had to get surgery on both, so my legs are lacking. I know girls mire most places I go, I've litterally been at a party just talking to my friends and girls just comes up and pulls me to the side a starts making out with me. This has happened twice, I fucked both of them probably only saying 20 words to them. A girl literally pulled over once and asked me if I needed a ride. I said "yea" hopped in, and after about 5 mins of talking she asked me if I wanted to come over to her place, and I ended up fucking her. Trust me, girls mire everywhere I go. So yeah, I guess you could say I lift.
>>36385310
Nicr cooypasta.
>>36385310
yeah me too
if you want a tighter fit because you're a /fa/ggot then american eagle has jeans called active flex that are like 2% spandex and are flexible enough to do splits in. they're comfy AF as well.
>tfw ripped favorite pair of jeans
>tfw they were the only pair left at the store on clearance
>>36385562
What should I do if I'm not still in high school though?
>>36385562
>2% spandex
why not just wear leggings man
(not condescending. this actually needs to become a thing for guys. you have no idea how fucking comfortable those bitches are. and they make ya glutes pop.)
>>36385696
What should I do if my drivers license says "M" next to gender though?
>tfw naturally large, awkward legs
>tfw constantly squeezing my balls and getting rashes from tension
Is this a good reason to skip leg day forever? I'm not even fat, I'm somewhere in 22-24bf zone
>>36381458
>Two months into SS
>Small pair of pants no longer fits
Shoulda waited to buy those. No big loss compared to gains, though
>>36382799
Buy new jeans.
>>36382799
Wash your jeans more often, wear different pairs of pants more often, get a slightly larger size pair of jeans. That's all you need to prevent crotch holes
>>36381458
>tfw primary motivation for lifting came from self loathing
>tfw getting compliments reducing my self hatred
>tfw scared I'll lose my motivation
>>36382095
They're good but fit terribly if you loose weight or inches off your waist after you buy them
>>36385749
22-24%bf is fat
you should be half that, lad
>Failed squat PR attempt today
Still got up to 445 for the first time in a few months, but couldnt get out of the hole at 465
I-I can still get to 5pl8 by the end of the year, right guys?
>>36387747
ya if u quit skipping legday
>be me
>start reversing fat life over winter break bc it's time
>Tfw find out ive got hella blood pressure 2 weeks in at a checkup
>Tfw work hard for 2 months for next checkup
>thinking I just need to keep gaining, keep cardio and eat healthy , no counting though cause my sister were Ana as hell and don't wanna stress my parents that my lardself lives with
>2 months after go to next checkup
>Tfw lost 10 pounds, along with feeling good gains
>but my blood pressure went up even higher.
I guess I'm going full fit mentality starting today
>>36387541
don't worry about that, you'll never be truly satisfied with how you look
>>36387781
I missed where you mention how frequent you skip legday or not being able to fit into your pants because you do legday too much.
>Legs are too big to wear normal pants
>Can only squat 230 for reps
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>some qt comes over to ask to open a bottle
>it's really tight
>start to sweat as I can't open it
>hands get all slippery
>can't open it
>some lardass open it in one second
>qt sees me, laughs
>pretend I don't give a fuck
>realize oneitis is next to me
>"all those weights for nothing anon, don't worry you're still strong for me!"
>cry inside
we all gonna make it brahs
>Coworker comes in
>Starts talking to me about how he went to the gym yesterday for the first time in years
>Really nice guy big smile on his face
>Starts talking about how he was there for 2 hours
>Mostly did machines
>No free weighs
>Cardio for an hour
>No plan no strategy
>Eats frozen meals every day for lunch
>Asks me about pre workout powders
My /fit/ autism was exploding.
>>36388066
at least youre a big guy for her
>>36385310
new pasta?
>qt mires me in mirror today
>>36382195
Please be troll
>>36382286
Are they easy to wear though?
>>36382755
Did you dry them? Dryers are more likely to shrink clothes. Personally I wash all my pants sparingly and don't put the ones I like in the dryer
>>36382799
Crotch blow out. Ask/fa/
>>36383507
Carry around a back pack. I always have a small pack with me and keep toiletries in there as well.
>>36385749
Get undies that cradle your balls
>>36388061
5 plate is pretty good anon
>>36381679
Now this feel I know
>dad stopped letting me give our chef meal plans because I was having us eat "too much chicken and veggies" and it would be too much work for him to make my food on the side
>hire my own chef
>original chef gets extremely butthurt and forces my dad to force me to fire him
tfw getting fat on SS
tfw not even strong at all
I have been so turned off from dating women after seeing with my own eyes how incredibly selfish and vapid they are. they really do think they're owed something just because they have tits and a vagina. Even the ones who say theyre different, they arent. I like 2D girls more. I lift for Miku now. I know it isn't healthy but it's what pushes me the most. I even made some soundfiles oh miku cheering me on.
oh god I don't think I'm gonna make it
>>36381458
>tfw haven't made any real physical progress in 3 years of proper lifting because of injuries and shit discipline, I was still stronger 2 years ago before my first injury than right now
>>36388915
more protein
>>36389195
That's the worst kind of feel
>>36389238
I know I just go to the gym, struggle to deadlift 2 plates, go back home, cry a lot
I used to deadlift 365lbs
>>36389195
shit dude
>>36389195
Holy fuck, are you me? Went lmao2pl8 bench and 140 OHP to shit because of a rotator cuff injury. It's been a year and I hate it.
>>36388830
>OWN CHEF
>>36388523
Same here. I only leave my apartment to lift and work so my pants stay rather clean. I strip town to underwear as soon as I walk in the door.
mfw buttwink
>>36389333
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>>36388830
Damn dude are you me? I had to cut our chef loose after he kept trying to cook healthy shit. A literal gains goblin. Dad said that I had to do it and that it would prove if I was worthy to come work for him after I graduate. Overall it went pretty well, Jorge was a little disappointed, but there wasn't any hard feelings. Except for him trying to steal my gains.
>>36389363
lol you think that's awkward? I once fired the family chef over a text message. Boy was he pissed when he came and got all his shit.
>>36389302
Breh, don't overdo it, it will pay off in the long run
>>36381493
stats? and how long you been lifting?
>can barely fit into 511s
>probably cant fit into them in a month
>tfw own 12 pairs of them
SMD levi's
>>36389363
that's actually not at all similar to what I posted. Not at all.
>>36388989
>I even made some soundfiles oh miku cheering me on.
post them
>>36389195
>tfw just finally progressing past where I was 2 years ago because I got severely depressed and started shooting dope 5 times a day and lost like 40 pounds of muscle because I ate like 3 days a week and probably less than 1000 calories on the days I did eat
>>36382095
just ordered a pair, dont fuck me
