Everyone knows women like a good booty on a guy.
Let's say, you've been doing your squats and your butt looks firm and nice naked, but in jeans it tends to lose it's shape because men's jeans don't focus on enhancing your butt.
So, what can you do to enhance it?
What kind of pants should you wear, underwear? Anything else?
Wear slim fit pants (not to be confused with skinny)
Lets say you're a huge fairy and actually care what a womyn thinks of your ass. What then?
Gd bunch of cucks here.
>>36380569
Slim fit pants? Not jeans? Like chinos or what?
>>36380576
Yeah I guess, there's slim fit jeans too
>>36380574
>2016
>being this mad
>>36380581
Cool, thanks.
A ladies 4 favorite things on a man
>no nipples
>tucked in shirts
>inverted legs
>rosacea
Is this true?
>>36380659
Haha good one!
>>36380696
>ass devastated
>>36380569
Levi 513s are pretty good.
>>36380559
already got the jawline and glutes. for veins and abs i just gotta cut
>switch over to sumo deadlifts a while ago
>haven't gone out in quite some time
>at party, washing my hands at toilet
>girls comes from behind, slaps my ass and says " Woaah, you are so juicy"
>he fell for the deadlift meme
>sumo deadlifts don't cound
K E K
>>36380559
>height not listed
>>36380733
Geee i wonder why you fucking faggot
>>36380760
>implying a round ass is a better feature than not being a manlet for girls
>>36380775
>implying it's not
either you're a lanklet who just assume women care about height (unless we're talking turbo manlet) or you're a virgin
>>36380559
>Ladies favorite things
>literally shows all the body
>>36380559
I guarantee you there's a nice vietnamese man somewhere in your city that makes relatively skinny jeans and tailors them.
Find him.
>inb4 skinny jean faggot hipster etc
it's literally what you're asking m80
>>36380851
this
fucking retards
>>36380851
>>36380906
>ABS
>ASS
>VEINY FOREARMS
>JAWLINE
are you guys seriously this autistic?
>>36380733
woman dont give a fuck unless they are taller than you.
>>36381465
>manlet detected
Women care. It's acceptable as long as you're taller than them, but taller is better.
>>36381465
>>36381465
No it's more like
> abs (because of low body fat)
> shapely ass (because of enough glute muscle and low body fat)
> veiny forearms (because of low body fat)
> defined jawline (because of low body fat)
PLG'ers BTFO. Why dirty bulk when it's all about the low body fat?
>>36382140
Powerlifters don't lift for aesthetics you numbskull
>>36380733
Lanklet sighting
This is I wear twill pants
Ladies want
>nipples
>khakis
>blood flow
>a neck
Women are easily-pleased.
>>36380733
Because it goes without saying. Short guys don't even exist in the eyes of girls.
>>36382140
>powerlifters are fat :^)
>>36380574
Someone skipped leg day
>>36382140
You can dirty bulk for a month and hard cut for 3 weeks without much fluctuation in body fat. That's what I do without a weeks maintenance in between. My job keeps me from eating for long periods of time, so I gotta go dirty
>>36380559
replace arms with wallet
>>36381992
i wouldnt say so, it varies. its definitely important as fuck to be:
>taller than her: essential
>taller than her in heels: nice
the rest is internet circlejerk.yeah, i'm 5'9, but i never had any problem with any girl cause of that, and from my experience, face and personality are 90% of it. its just funny for me how internet fucks with 0 luck or experience with woman treat random shit as deal breakers.
>>36382544
as if:
even before zac effron was fit, even if he wasnt famous, no girl shorter than him (and like 95% of girls are shorter than 5'8) would say no to him, as long as he wasnt a total douche. cause he has a pretty face ans seems like a nice dude - its as easy as that. being total autismo and not having normal friends its the dealbreaker.
>>36382439
>implying 4 plate deadlift qualifies as powerlifting
>implying my grandmother can't lift 4 plate.
>>36380581
I wear slim fit jeans
The problem with it is that after enough squats they actual become the equivalent to skinny jeans to you
>>36380733
Keeeeeek
>>36382439
that's more than 5 pl8s you fucking retards
>>36382595
I know this feel.
Also getting some pairs over your legs can be a nightmare because most stores don't measure leg width just length.
Still better than autistic looking straight cut jeans though.
>>36380559
last night i hamburger jamesbond your sister? I dont get it OP.
>>36382657
>calling 4 plates more than 5 plate.
You probably count the bar too, don't you faggot.
>>36382461
Nigger, I never skip leg day.
Point still stands. You're a cuck if you lift for womyn and you're a cuck if you give even one little shit about what one thinks.
>>36382885
25kg instead of 20 you colossal turbo fairy.
>>36380760
Tiny's curse was that although he was ripped as all fuark, he couldn't really ever get a gf.
thus the london meme was born
>got EXACTLY the same jawline as op's picture
>get told by girl I have a beautiful FEMININE face
T-thanks /fit/
>tfw no jawline
>>36384152
>those traps
>ripped
barely even creased
>>36382885
what is a 25kg plate?
25x4=100
20x5=100
you get what im trying to teach you?
>>36384250
I suppose it's because he had a shitty program. But don't be faggot and pretend he isn't fit as fuck
>2016
>not wearing skinny jeans
Are you fucking ugly, mate? Seriously. Skinny jeans are popular as fuck right now. I worse some last week to a party and a few girls complimented me on my ass and wanted to touch it. I let them
>>36384178
Woman have no fucking idea what they are talking about.
>>36380574
Found the guy with a tiny ass.
So fucking mad, lol
>>36380559
Do more hip thrusts.
Should be able to hip thrust more than you squat, and almost as much as you deadlift.
When you can thrust 350lb for reps, your ass will be pretty decent
>>36382439
You are right.
Only 99.9999999% of powerlifters are fatfucks
We should focus on the .0000001% that look as good as your average crossfit faggot
>>36384367
thats not even such a bad program
Just wear some skinny jeans, they're like a corset for men, package and ass enhancer, they're also pretty comfy for walking around because it feels like everything's nicely "packed". I guess that's how bitches feel about bras
>>36382795
No you idiot, it is:
Last night I James Bond burger'd your sister
A small sample of 20 girls from uni showed me that girls like nice shoulders, butts, and chest. And not be short
>>36384178
Pls post face.
No bully I pwomise
>>36384657
Pretty much all you need for aesthetics, minus the v-taper.
Big shoulders, nice chest, Small arms (to make the chest and shoulder look bigger), slim waist, pronounced lats, and sub 12% bodyfat
>>36383031
>You're staight if you also lift for womyn and you're socially capable if you give even one little shit about what one thinks.
Fixed that for you.
Please don't be too hard on yourself.
Remember that your mom loves you even though you are a chubby homosexual wizard apprentice.
im a grill and if u can fit your leg day skipping quads into skinny jeans then u lyin about a joocy butt
>>36384826
Skinny jeans are gay as fuck anyway.
>>36384724
>socially capable
>giving a fuck what randos think of you
Nope, not even close.
You have to fully not give a fuck.
Only works if you aren't an autistic weirdo who likes anime and other such faggotry.
But people instinctively feel that you don't give a fuck because you are better than them... Again unless you are an autistic weirdo who behaves strangely in public
Also lifting for grills is a mistake.
Lift for self improvement. Lift for health. Lift to live longer and be stronger.
Lifting to get pussy is silly, especially when pussy is already easy to get without lifting.
Just lose weight if you are a fatfuck, and now it is just as easy to get laid as if you had muscles.
If anything lifting has made it harder to get laid, because people assume I am a shallow jock and an over experienced sex hound
>>36384826
What if he does glute compounds instead of leg compounds?
>>36382595
mfw my large glutes make my slim fits really tight in the crotch
best jawline on fit, you mirin?
>>36385174
curved/10
good try but eh
>nice body
>glorious butt (thx rippetoe)
>decently vascular
>shit jaw
so close....
at least i have goat beard genetics and i can cover it up easily
>>36384826
"Skinny" describes a cut not a size though...
Does your father know you go on the internet to pretend to be a girl looking for 'joocy male butt'?
>>36385174
having a jawline does not equate to having a good jawline.
>>36380559
This thread is gay af tbqh fampai
>>36385288
i wish i had the beard genetics to hide my jawline power level tbqh
>>36384974
starting strength by Bret Contreras
>>36380714
I second this, holy shit they feel like how I imagine leggings would feel. Feels like I'm legitimately not wearing pants despite being the tightest pair I own.
>>36385288
>what are implants
>>36380559
Wear chinos like in the pic
>>36385291
yeah like slim in the hip and thigh, skinny? right? or is that just girl pants. my dad knows I don't have a benis, he was there when I was born. he sent me an email about bitcoins so he has no room to complain about my posts.
As a general question, does a nice ass just come over time with lifting or should I do exercises on top of my usual routine to get a nice ass?
inb4 "gay"
I want a nice ass. All the homo, I don't care
>>36380559
>tfw have none
>bad acne
Lol why live
>>36380574
You have a Hank Hill ass.
Pic related, it's your tiny, unmanly ass.
>>36385174
Looks like a botched implant to me.
>>36380559
I hate to say it, but more expensive men's slim fit jeans like se7en tend to fit your butt better.
>>36384613
Skinny jeans are like levis 513 instead of 511 right? 511 constrict my movement unless its stretched 511.
>>36382488
> 4 to 3 bulking to cutting ratio
>>36380559
straight-leg jeans are what you want
not relaxed fit, and for the love of christ not boot-cut
levi's 511 commuters are great
>>36380775
I'm 5'9 and never had a girl complain, sorry to ruin the ebin maymay for you
>>36380559
where's the wallet picture?
Girls love a big butt as long as it's muscle
>>36385246
>>36385314
>>36386210
STAY MIRIN PLEEBS
cK makes my butt look good, can't explain it. Go to a store ,Macy's or higher tier, bring a female friend, try shit on until she says something.
I posted my jaw here and some jawlet meme'd on me hard
>>36380559
Athletic shorts are good. Just get something nice. Go to Nordstrom or whatever
>>36388556
>as it's muscle
Nah. If you have a shapely ass it's probably due to fat distribution
Source: I have a bubble butt
>>36384963
You seem to really give a fuck
>>36388953
I mean on me it's definately muscle. Same fat thickness as on my thighs. I do sprints and atg squats all the time, specifically targeting the glutes (strictly for athletic performance of course ;) )
>>36388888
Nobody's gonna check these?
>>36380559
>ass
>facial beard
I had a bubble butt going into lifting. (im a male). Then squats just shaped it more.
my gf loves my ass. I've had more girls stare at the bulge in my pants then my ass. Well I can't really SEE them check out my ass. but I know its a good one.
Also a beard. I've not really had women come up and compliment me on my beard. But I know ladies love it.
tl;dr
you don't need either of those things to get girls.
you know what does?
going out 5x a week to bars/clubs meeting women. Getting over your approach/social anxiety and asking out 1 girl a day.
Dress well and don't look like a hobo and you can meet women during the day too.
tl;dr
social skills > everything gets you girls.
>>36388888
>>36380733
being tall isn't "on a man"
>>36388979
I'd have to touch it to be sure, anon
>>36387823
they talk about it behind your back my midget friend
>>36381465
How do you know the first image is abs? It could be fucking anything. What about adonis belt?
>it's a "women know what they like" thread
Stop with this shit meme
What are some glute exercises I could do other than squats and deadlifts
>>36380559
>tfw you have all those body parts
Feel like a human
>>36384213
I know this feel my friend. It keeps me up at night.
>>36389089
Hip thrusts. Also I feel like split squats really work my ass
>>36388888
that's a lot of eights you got there. At least i have these dubs to fall back on
>>36384601
Then who was traps?
>>36389109
Split squats?
Also I can do the splits and can do ballet from time to time, does that help?
>>36382595
>mfw I learned about and bought slim fit jeans during a period when i didn't lift
>squatting again
>thighs bulging in jeans
>getting thigh acne
Fuck everything!
>>36384963
of all the good reasons to lift "self improvement, health and living longer" are probably the worst. If those are major goals in life, lifting is pretty far fucking down on the list of things you should be doing.
I honestly cant take anyone who says that stuff seriously.
Now if you lift because its fun and you want to get big, fuck it hell yeah me too. But I dont pretend lifting isnt a low, low, low tier hobby.
>>36380559
I wear field pants out usually and they're pretty tight around the ass
Think they're hippytree brand
>>36389339
>self-improvement, health and living longer are bad reasons to lift
how stupid are you?
>>36389339
>getting bigger and stronger is not self improvement
o-kay then
>>36388935
Was it you?
>>36382657
Same weight as 5plate, but the extra diameter means the bar starts higher and the lift is easier. Not much easier, but this is slightly less than a 5x20kg dl.
>>36382544
Real world can be scary for the basement warriors
>>36388935
How do i get a jawlike this
>>36388888
oh my
>>36384676
>Small arms
nice try gains goblin
>>36380659
>not tucking in your shirt
>found the high school dropout
>>36380659
>not tucking in your shirt
found the high school dropout
>>36391796
genetics
low bodyfat
chew gum
>>36382593
That's 5plate anon
If anyone has read A Billion Thoughts then you know that a man's ass is one of the most important features for a woman.
