Hey /fit/, does anyone else manage to keep in shape with an absolutely horrendous diet?
>Wake up around 7:00
>Vomit
>Finish whatever leftover drink I have on my nightstand along with some prescription amphetamines
>Go to work, too sick to eat anything in the morning
>Drink pop throughout the day
>Eat something small for lunch, or nothing at all depending on how much I drank the previous night
>If I couldn't eat, vomit a mixture of bile and pop
>Pick up some beers and a liter of scotch or bourbon on the way home from work
>Start drinking
>Get my appetite back, walk to the grocery store
>Pick up a decent prepared meal
>Heavy in protein, for gains
>Eat about half of my one meal of the day with about half of my one bottle of the day
>Lift
>Drink the rest
>Give my dog my leftovers
>Pass out on my patio
>Wake up at about 7:00
>Vomit
Every organ in my body is probably close to failing, but at least I have abs
>>36377586
bruh, you're not in shape. You're deifnitly a skeleton, that probably has horrible teeth, no stamina, and can't lift shit.
Are you a cocker spaniel?
OP, you throw up 3 times a day and think you're "in shape?"
>>36377586
Bait or not, i had a good laugh.
>'fit'
>atleast i have skelly 6 pack
Great meme friend.
>>36377586
>Lagavulin
Least you have good taste
>>36377632
Funniest comment I have seen in ages, bravo
>>36377686
Seconded.
>>36377586
>at least I have abs
all the vomiting must be good training for them
>>36377586
Right there with you man. Eat no breakfast and very little lunch but when dinner rolls around I gorge myself on whatever I want and get drunk as fuck on some beers. I still look better that 85% of people at my gym due to low body fat and decent muscle but god damn am i out of shape. I couldn't run for 5 mins if my life depended on it and there's no way i could touch my toes
>>36377586
I'm sure they have AA groups in Washington.
Fucking Pleb drinking Bourbon when there is scotch on the shelf!
>>36377586
Is this a meme, copypasta, or bait? I can't decide.
>>36377686
He would have to, he tastes the same meal 6 times a day.
>>36377586
Keep in shape, no. Drinking too much, my only way of drinking because alcoholism, kills my sessions in many ways. But when I was losing weight, ie 50 pounds of just 100% fat, I basically eat nearly nothing and drank about 800cal in booze util I passed out. I lost my college gut with booze. Good times.
>>36378783
that is a terrible suggestion
