What kind of workout would a Dark Souls character do to get into that kind of shape?
Roids.
>>36349008
Sun praises x f
>>36349008
Crossfit. And no I'm not joking.
You'd need stamina for carrying around all the armor. Functional strength and power for swinging that heavy sword, and endurance for running.
I can't think of any other sport or workout that incorporates all of these things
Breaking Santier's Spear x ?
>>36349008
Be killed 3×F
>>36349062
why does it have to be in one sport? why can't I do a strength workout one day and cardio next?
>>36349008
>Step one - get good at rolling
>step 2 - run and sprint a lot
That's pretty much it, have a little strength to use zwei but mostly endurance and vitality are needed
>those demon genetics
How can we even compare mates? They have 100x the test pumping through their veins. I mean look at those fucking traps. Its not fair!
is smough t-rex mode?
How do I into Quelaag mode?
Girl btw
>>36350509
Genetics
Don't eat like a pig
Glue hair to nipples
>>36349942
Dude i can kill these pussies in like 3 hits and still have enough estus to slice a demon firesage.
Ripped King Rendal and BLACK IRON TARKUS should be your idols, they left humanity behind.
>>36350509
Just get naked and ill pump my seed into you while sniffing your neck
>>36349062
A bunch of sports require functional strength, endurance, stamina etc. That's why people train for those things separately and then combine them in application by also training for their specific sport. Crossfit is one of the leading forms of exercise if your goal is getting sweaty and tired without achieving much of anything.
also
>crossfit
>sport
>>36349062
>>36350758
oh, I forgot
>all that heavy armor
>souls games
>armor
fucking PLEB
>>36349008
8 SCOOPS OF SOULS A DAY
C'MON
>>36349062
If you wanna get good at carrying around a bunch of shit, pick up a bunch of shit and go for a jog. All crossfit is is overly complicated and dangerous cardio
>>36350768
>not wearing Havel's / smoughs with enough stamina for medroll and blocking your way through most of the game.
Rolling is OP babby shit in ds anyways, parry is for patricians.
Inject pure humanity directly into your bloodstream
>>36350811
gee, I wonder who could be behind this post...
Lateral Raises Because Praises
>>36349008
>all these replies
Shit series
Go circlejerk with >>>/v/
