Let's say you lose 200 calories per sex session
Let's say the average calorie count of 1kg of meat is 2000kcal
Let's say you weigh 70kg
Let's say you contain 70 x 2000 = 140000calories
Let's say you keep having sex without ever eating or drinking
Let's say you have 800 sessions of sex in a row without eating or drinking
Let's say this means you've burned 800 x 200 = 160000calories
Now if you take your own caloriecount which is 140000 and you take off the burned calories which are 160000 you are left with -20000 calories
What does this mean for your body?
Do you only consist of bones?
Daily reminder if you are under 7 inches you are dicklet and should probably kill you'reself.
>>36347783
You only consist of death
>>36347783
What's the definition of large here?
>>36347900
Probably like 5.5 inches
>>36347910
eh im 6 and think its small, probs cuz of small curve
>>36347939
Thats just your perspective. 4-5 inches is enough to hit posterior fornix
Hunh. So when you feel that hard nubby thing with the head of your dick, that's the cervix? I thought girls didn't like to be hit on it. I've rubbed past every cervix I've been with and pulled back because I was afraid I was hurting girls. It was really pleasure all along?
>>36347783
Not accounting for the diminishing returns from your body getting more efficient at doing the same exercise over and over, and requiring fewer calories as your weight drops, you now weigh 10kg less.
>>36347979
Yeah man just jam it on in. Infographics on 4chan are the only reliable source of information out there.
>>36347900
Avarage distance to womb in aroused state is about 11-12cm, so you'd need a 14-15 to poke the farside wall.
Obviously it depends on the woman's size too. If she's taller than avarage you need more, shorter than avarage you need less. On avarage. Probably a lot of random variance between women as well, just as with dick size.
>>36347979
It really depends on the girl. Some like it, others don't.
>>36347783
What the fuck are you even asking?
Are you saying "What if I expend vastly, inhumanly more energy than I take in?"
The answer is death. That's not really possible though, because having sex 800 times on an empty stomach over a period of days to weeks is physiologically impossible. You would quickly lose interest in having sex and expending energy in general, and after starving for a good long while, you'll eventually become non-responsive.
You'll never realistically get to a point where you burn yourself completely out of energy.
>>36347979
Ignore what women say, they don't really know what they want. If she says "too deep" or "stop is you asshole, that hurts" or "fuck fuck fuck stop fuck fuck not so far in fuck fuck" what she really means is "oh my goodness I love how you stimulate my cervix so much more than my clitoris!"
This is also why there are so many sex toys popular among women for stimulating the cervix, and so few that stimulate the less sensitive clitoris.
Don't forget about hormones, would poke cervix during specific weeks of ther cycle.
>>36347783
Pushing past the cervix feels weird guys. It's not really pleasurable. The tissue kinda feels like cartilage.
Imagine the feeling.
>Squishy and nice
>Squishy and nice
>Squishy and - Whoa, a pokey bone feeling thingo that squeezes my dick in a bad way and feels like I'm putting my dick somewhere it shouldn't be
>>36347783
i GUARANTEE you are not burning 200 cals per session.....that is absurd
How short is ur dick that you notice hitting a cervix?
>>36347783
That pic looks like so much fun. I really want to do that
>>36347783
The human body isn't a physics equation. You break down at a certain point of not taking in any calories while constantly burning them. And no fucking way you can have 800 sessions of sex in a row without chaffing to the point of utter dickstruction. That being said, I burn 150 calories in a 15 minute hump session. Thanks for that knowledge Fitbit, what did I ever do without you
Tips on hitting posterior fornix? My cock is well over 8 inches and i have had the whole thing in my gf but im not sure ive hit that. Is she just cavernous or?
>>36348222
height has little to do with vaginal depth. Just like tall guys can have small dicks and short guys can have big dicks, tall women can have small vaginas and vice versa.
>>36348329
stop lying on 4chin plz
>>36349376
> I can't understand sarcasm
>>36347783
That pic is complete bullshit. If you ever luck out and have sex with a woman, hit her cervix with your dick and see how she responds. Spoiler: she'll hate it because it's painful and cervical stimulation can trigger menstrual cramping.
>>36347783
>Let's say you lose 200 calories per sex session
Why the fuck would you ever think that's a realistic number?
>>36348039
kek
>>36348222
Pretty much this
I am 17 and have both girl with pussy so voluminous I was unable to fill her, and other that was screaming stop after inserting 60%
Assuming that all woman are the same is as stupid as assuming the 20cm monster will make every sloot cum.
mt new gf wont let me do anal or cum on her face
wat do bros?
>>36351511
true. the interesting thing ive noticed is that the shorter but bigger hipped women I've dated tend to be much deeper than the taller women.
>>36351521
Well the two examples I think about were about the same size, the "deep" one was maybe 5 cm taller
>>36350863
It's fairly obvious bait. The bad formatting and the "official science institutes" logos in the top right make it pretty obvious
>>36347783
>800 sessions of sex in a row
Good Grief...
>>36351521
And the sad thing is the "deep" one was almo my first girl.
So you know, comparing yourself to porn, not able to fill your girl, pretty bad for morale.
Then I leaned that being able to fist her without problem and effort from her side is not considered quite natural in feminine circles.
>mfw I had sex with another
>>36351582
fisting with no effort is crazy. I fisted my girl once and it took about 20 minutes to get it in.
>>36350636
>>36351604
yea, it was 1-2-3 fingers in ... hmm there is still space, lets try 4th finger ... and now the thumb.
Plop and its in
I was 16 at that time.
I should write a memoir methinks
>>36347783
this shit is so fake. google image search literally only gives results for this being posted on 4chan and then 2 results of a twitter with an anime profile pic posting it to bait people
>>36349282
>That being said, I burn 150 calories in a 15 minute hump session.
LOL get fucking real, not even the big black bull that cucks you burns that much while fucking your whore fella...what told you that number your faggy little pedometer?
>Thanks for that knowledge Fitbit, what did I ever do without you
jesus fucking christ how did i know? go back to fucking reddit
>>36351629
yeah mine would go 2 fingers for a minute or two, then 3 for a few minutes, then 4 for a few with them like cramped up, then stretch and try the thumb, slowly work that in until I was in. Your girl sounds like she was built to fuck horses.
>>36351651
It's all in the past (Zyzz be praised)
Every time I remember how crushed I was when we split (remember its was my 1st real grill) I feel like I dodged a bullet. Pity the guy that married her, unless he has a fire hydrant for a dick...
real version
>>36347783
Pls be b8
I have a small penis and I'm also a virgin. I'll never get a woman now.
>>36351756
>I have a small penis and I'm also a virgin. I'll never get a woman now.
Even if this is true you can make her come 5 times in 5 different ways before even inserting. If she;s barely concious from exhausting cum session you just gave her she is not even going to notice the size of yo dick.
>>36348222
>avarage
Good post, but you misspelled such a simple word three times.
>>36347798
>world average 6.5
>United States average 5.5
Well I guess most people should kill themselves right?
>>36348297
Protip she's not aroused.
>>36352143
As a guy with a 8 incher : there is no way in hell that the world average is 6.5.
It should be between 5.5-6
>>36352900
>As a guy with a 8 incher
how is that relevant?
>>36352900
because you might have implied that I had a small dick when I said that 6.5 inches is above world average?
>>36353054
meant to
>>36353005
sry
>>36349245
You will one day, Anon
How many calories do you burn during sex if you're on top?
This would mean death by snu snu, opie.
as long a you have hands, a tongue and access to the internet, you're fine
>>36348329
or when she says "get off me im calling the police" it really makes "im ready, lets fuck"
mixed signals are actually the worst. dont fall for girls and their stupid ass head games.
>>36353102
You can't increase dick size.
How close would I get to a girls posterior fornix if I have a 6.5 inch dick?
![How_to_make_your_dick_bigger_1435531219.55[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bED5ePt.jpg "How_to_make_your_dick_bigger_1435531219.55[1].jpg")
>>36354053
>implying
>>36354080
But then I won't have a functional dick.
>>36354087
can't have everything bruv
And with this I'm out.
>you'll never tap that cervix
feelsbadman
Whats some of the sexiest things a chick can do for their partner?
I need to know because of reasons.
>>36354053
Got you covered senpai.
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>>36354106
sandwich
>>36354106
whatever you do don't try to move your body back and forth while he's going to work
nothing pisses me off and ruins the cadence more than that
>>36354106
Lick his butthole.
>average depth of erogenous zone for female vagina is 14-15cm
>average depth of erogenous zone for male rectum is 3-4cm
What does this mean?
