Why do you feel like you need to
>eat 150-200g protein per day
>eat a calorie surplus or calorie deficit depending on your current goal
>lift 3-6 days a week
>do cardio several other times a week depending on your current goal
>take steroids
>swallow pesticides
>progressively overload
In order to get a GF? you realize that guys have GF's without doing any of these things right?
to get a better gf
Yeah but she won't be a 10/10 qt pure virgin like in my animus
>>36328304
i just wanna lift heavy shit while im young bro. calm down
>>36328304
I feel I need to do that sort of shit to win scrums. And to lord my strength over proles on social media when I manage to clean and jerk LMAO3PLAET
>>36328304
>implying I lift for girls
Get on my level nigger
>>36328312
>>36328304
>you realize that guys have GF's without doing any of these things right?
if i wanted a gf i would just bee myself and not even have to work hard :^)
>just become aesthetic and get high social status and become really popular and use that as a way to make yourself rich, you'll land that super hottie
I lift for the man in the mirror. I had gfs when I was skinny fat. Some of us want to be attractive to ourselves and to Bateman pose.
>>36328304
>You aim for roughly 1g per lb and most people on this board that aren't fat are around that range.
>Cutting/bulking is self-explanatory. Are you dumb?
>Lifting 3 days a week means you don't even go to the gym every other day. You don't get big pulling that crap.
>Do cardio? We don't do much cardio.
>Roids are for people that can't live with natty limits
>the fuck you on about, swallowing pesticides?
>Only way to get strong is to keep pushing your limits.
>lifting for gf is a meme about why not to lift, as you'll inevitably fizzle
>>36328304
it's just a hobby
lifting for girls is like beginner tier motivation OP. We all start that way a bit, but we change over time man. Nobody cheats at the game to beat fucking asylum demon, they cheat to beat drake & josh.
>>36328370
>become fit
>nothing changes
o-on my way
>>36328370
SO HIGH TEST. I would absolutely destroy her every night, and morning, and the occasional evening.
>>36328304
Maybe some of us want to be strong and healthy and be of some use instead of being a weak frail skelly or obese slob.
>>36328304
Life is a constant struggle.
I do it for all the people I know, to be useful.
I exercise to strengthen my body for when theirs are too weak.
They know they can rely on me.
I maintain a positive attitude and try to ease their worries with my easy confidence.
They look up to me, I can see it.
I keep myself running on a cocktail of stimulants so they never see me tired.
I don't let anyone get close to me, I can't prioritize one person over all others like that.
I try to maintain myself as a monument to capability.
One day I won't be useful to anyone anymore and I can finally rest and die.
>>36328771
Heh, thought I was alone in this way of thought. I don't remember why I gave it up... Don't forget like I did. I'm lost now, and trying to remember. But it will never be the same.
I try to get huge because of vanity, to feel better about my self in hopes to get girls interested in my.
But in reality I try to distract me from the fact that my chances of a gf are 0% because of my social anxiety. I never asked a girl on a date once and the last time I tried signing up for online dating I aborted halfway because I paniced.
>>36328304
>implying gf
rk9 go and stay go.
>lifting for girls
>>36330545
Dude please dont waste away your life.. I have made it and im barely starting to lift again, but life is more than looks please life is so beautiful when you're in love, the pain of rejection or a failed relationship pales in comparison to the supreme happiness found within your significant other. ..just reach out for it and gamble a bit.
>>36328771
I used to be this way. FeelsBadMan.
Then I got so many girls that I became lazy.
fuck lol trying to get back to that though
>>36328402
>being so shit you cant beat oreo and smores without cheats
OFF MY BOARD REEE
