You're in a room with VG and Jason Blaha, and have a loaded gun with one bullet.
Who do you kill?
>>36324985
myself
>>36324985
Blaha beats me to the draw and empties a clip in me before I have a chance to move. He then says something about it being "nothing personnel".
>>36324999
Trips of truth
>>36324985
Both
>>36325009
"heh heh heh, nothing personal kiddo – it's just business."
>>36324985
Trick question.
Blaha would never be unarmed. He's the best the CIA has ever had.
regardless
>implying anyone could defend themselves against Blaha
>>36324999
Bruh...
>>36324999
ayyyyy
>>36324985
eggy cunt green knobgobbler goes down
I would share the bullet.
>>36325061
>He's the best the CIA has ever had.
>CIA
Guys, what if Blaha was still active during plane crash? Was he a bigger guy than Bane?
I like VG.
I'd hand him the gun, ask him to shoot Blaha in the kneecap and then together we'd pistol-whip him to death
Blaha and then strangle VG.
Got to take out the real alpha first
line them up for the collat kill
>>36324985
I line their heads up and kill them both with one bullet
>>36324985
is vg clinically insane
>>36325149
Bane wouldn't stand a chance.
>>36325215
Nice thinking Dwight
>>36325231
He's a Canadian nigger, they're the worst of the worst.
t. a Canadian.
>>36324985
I'd kill myself
>>36325222
Yes, histrionic personality dissorde.
Blaha, then slap his mantits
>>36324985
Blaha disarms me with his CIA training and kills us both
>>36325235
Dwight said he'd shoot them all in the throat thing
>>36325367
Blaha takes shots to the face and bites to the arm in bar fights with a drunk DYEL
>>36324985
All I say is;
>tfw no gf
Their bodies instantly crumple into dust, their last expressions being that of sadness.
I however, having obtained the powers of a Wizard, allow the feels to wash over me and recede like the endless tides.
>>36324985
Have them fight each other with fists to the death under the promise not to kill the survivor. They should comply because if not they have a 50% chance to die. Blaha wins. Regardless of the outcome, I shoot Virgin Stains in the head.
>>36325607
>Blaha wins. Regardless of the outcome,
Blaha should* win.
If he wins, and VG dies, it's all good. Blaha may be a retard but he doesn't really deserve death.
If he loses though to such a weak maggot like VG he deserved it.
In any case VG dies.
>>36324985
I get triggered so hard by that stupid cunts face it ain't even funny
>>36324985
Put one in the back of blahas head and beat VG to death with the butt of the gun
>>36324985
Shoot the green man. The answer is obvious.
Blaha not even a question.
>>36324985
>>36324999
well, this guy got it.
>>36324985
None. Why should I kill anyone? I'm not a psychopath.
>>36324985
VG because despite what a fuck blahaha is ICF is good
>Shout "That vegan communist is trying to kill you!".
>Blaha is never without a loaded firearm.
>shoots vagina stains before he can protest, using crack CIA commando training.
>shoot Blaha in the back of the head.
>>36324985
>implying J.B would ever be in a position where he is in a tactical disadvantage.
Cant take this question seriously 2bh.
>implying someone trained at "the farm" cant disarm me and kill me and VG with 1 bullet.
VG.
Shooting Blaha is very dangerous. If he survives he can retreat to his car, slap on some armour and re engage with a tacticaI advantage.
>>36324999
first post best post
>>36327693
kekd super hard
