>>36319758
how rich are you?

>tfw ghettobrokeassnigga
>tfw friend knows the owner of the local equivalent of an equinox
>gets me a yearly membership (~3k) for free
>get there to workout
>bankers
>managers
>local celebs
>known athletes
>tfw everyones gym shoes more worth than half my wardrobe
>Just a guy in torn sneakers, a cheap adidas and a white tanktop squatting in the only powercage in the gym no on else uses at all, unless I happen to come in when the soccer players work out
>tfw everyone either ignores me or their faces show visible disgust

99% WHERE WE AT

>>36320349
Woo

>>36320349
which local celebs work out there?

>>36320349
>tfw everyone either ignores me or their faces show visible disgust
That's because you're a nigger.

>tfw i need every bad bitch up in Equinox

>>36320372
unless you watch austrian trash TV their names wont ring anything

>>36320390
I was using it metaphorically

>>36320428
>try to impress rich basic bitch
>she doesnt care about a sixpack if there's not sixfigures behind it too

bad feels mayn

I was visiting my brother in New York once and walked by that place

It looked really gay

I prefer my gym, with the roof that leaks, the pipes that freeze, and the puke stains on the floor in the squat racks

>>36320448
I like the spit stains on the mirror in front of the squat rack

>>36320349
>richfriend invites me to join upscale social club
>$25,000 initial buy in, $150 per month dues
>allowed to take tour of facilities
>grey hair atop fit physiques everywhere
>have to wear a jacket on premises
>everything looks important
>head into gym
>80s high school mural on wall
>nothing but cable equipment everywhere
>old important men doing push ups
>barbells are actual bars, the ones you get at walmart
>tell friend i prefer my local gym for $50 per month
>thinks im all sour grapes because i cant afford the buy in
>richfags go fuck yourselves
>except my friend, hes still cool

>>36320634
>25k buyin

kekd

>>36320444
I didn't even know Austria had trash TV. What's it like?

>>36320716
1/3rd buying foreign productions and overdubbing them badly
1/3rd copying foreign productions and making your own versions
1/3rd "unique" formats that still suck

Everything about "celebs" and "stars", lifestyle/highlife. Scandals.
Also fake "reality TV"

>>36320716
Where are you from m8? Every country in Europe has it's shit soap operas. It's inevitable

>>36320444
John Harris?

>>36320314
Don't pretend you're the 99%. Really pisses me off when poorfags have this weird sense of pride about being the "99%" when you're really like the bottom 5% because you fail to work hard, educate yourself, and bring your own success.
>b-but I had a hard upbringing
Fuck off, most REALLY successful people did too. I ain't rich, but I sure as shit made it work.

Shit, and you think the rest of us owe it to you to fix YOUR fucky situation.

>>36321861
Burgerland. I knew the UK had shit like Georgie shore but I didn't know this sort of shit was widespread outside of US and UK.

>>36320634
>cable equipment everywhere
I don't get why exppensive gyms have all these retarded cable-versions of already retarded machines.
Inb4 muh stabilisers

>>36322440
Fuck off, house nigga. Some of us aren't so emotionally stunted that we think someone's income is a reflection of their value as a person or capacity to work