>tfw 5'8"
>tfw convince myself that my height doesn't matter
>tfw in cafe queue
>tfw 3 girls in front of me 5'7"-5'9"
>overhear them say "omg he's tiny"
>"wow Emily I bet you're taller than him"
>"I bet he would look like a midget next to you in heels"
>tfw they all started laughing
>tfw ashamed and embarrassed as they steal glanced back and giggle
>tfw they thought I couldn't hear them
>tfw buy drinks and walk out of cafe and hear one of them shout "do you want to borrow my heels?" followed by giggling
I might as well an-hero /fit/, tallfags you win.
Imma take things that didn't happen for 200
>daily reminder anything below 6 feet is basement virgin handheldless tier
>>36313611
cut their legs off at the knees.
>>36313611
>things that never happened
not a manlet myself, but a 5'7 height is common enough that it doesn't get ridiculed openly by strangers
Keep telling that yourself
I've read this exact text sometime like a month ago.
>oh god /fit/ I'm laughing right now
>>tfw XDDD
>>tfw convince myself that my height is bretty gud XDDDDDD
>>tfw in cafe queue
>>tfw 3 girls in front of me 8, 9 and 10/10
>>overhear them say "omg he graduated top of his class in the navy seals"
>>"wow Emily I bet he is trained in gorilla warfare"
>>"I bet he has over 300 confirmed kills"
>>tfw they all started laughing
>>tfw alpha as fuck as they steal glanced back and mire
>>tfw they thought I couldn't hear them
>>tfw buy drinks and walk out of cafe and hear one of them shout "You're fucking dead kiddo" followed by giggling
>>36313611
The shortest guy in my office gets laid the most.
It can be a disadvantage but it doesn't need to be a crippling one.
oh god /fit/ I'm crying right now
>tfw 6'2" & 200 lbs and jacked
>tfw convince myself that my fitness doesn't matter
>tfw in cafe queue
>tfw 3 girls in front of me 300-350 lbs
>overhear them say "omg he's fucking anorexic"
>"wow Emily I bet he gags himself after eating"
>"I bet he would still look weird even if he gained 100 lbs"
>tfw they all started laughing
>tfw ashamed and embarrassed as they steal glanced back and giggle
>tfw they thought I couldn't hear them
>tfw buy drinks and walk out of cafe and hear one of them shout "human beings should not look like that. I have true beauty"
I might as well an-hero /fit/, fatties you win.
dont worry man, Im 6'1 19y.o virgin failing hard at life and youre probably doing much better
>>36313664
the girls on the left are wearing heels and are still shorter than those short dudes
oh god /fit/ I'm crying right now
>be cis-white-thin privilege male
>tfw convince myself that my status doesn't matter
>tfw on tumblr website
>tfw 3 curvy, non-cis, feminist, land tutrtle women post on my page
>read their words "omg he's oppressing us and he doesn't even know it"
>"wow Emily I bet you have more titles than he does"
>"I bet he would still look weird even if he was trans-gendered"
>tfw they all started typing "haha"
>tfw ashamed and embarrassed as they steal glances back and giggle
>tfw they knew I was reading their posts
>tfw they were making fun of me due to my lack of multiple genitalia.
>See one of them type in CAPS LOCKS calling me a rapist as every one of my kind is following by many of "lol"s and "haha"s including smiling emoticons.
I might as well an-hero /fit/, status people you win.
>tfw wearing my mankini to the gym
>tfw no homo
>tfw doing some curls beside the squat rack
>tfw 3 guys taking turns doing squats
>tfw overhear them say "look at those stick legs"
>"I could just pry them apart and take that twink butthole"
>tfw my buttcheeks tighten in shame
>tfw boner starts up uncomfortably, they are too juicy
>tfw they thought I couldnt hear them
>tfw race to the changing room holding my erect shame when one of the shouts "do you want to sniff my butthole?" followed by laughing.
I should pretty much just go gay now, /fit/, you win
>>36313698
K
EK
Kek
>>36313611
>ITT: newfag filters
>>36313611
That middle actress is 6'2" wearing 4 inch heels.
>>36313664
Left family should stop reproducing. Not only are they short, but ALL of the men are balding, and they're overpopulated. Right family is perfect.
>>36313698
fuck me, this is good
>>36313611
how the fuck do you get bitches to comment on your height do you wear tight shirts and shit that shows your gains? Never have this problem and i'm 5'5 LEL TL;DR your a faggot OP kill urself
>>36313622
I'm 6'1" and I'm a balding basement dweller. I'd trade 2 inches for a permanent full head of hair.
MANLETS
BEEEEEELOWWWWNN TFO
>>36313664
they look like 2 different species, lol. Why don't the people on the right just eat the ones o the left?
>>36313698
Kekekekemmmmmmkkekekekek hahaha that's a keeper
>>36313611
>tfw 3 girls in front of me 5'7"-5'9"
The key word there is 'girls'. They're not even adults.
Oh and by the way, did they have 38DD breasts? No? Then maybe next time you'll start talking to your buddy next to you about the 'itty bitty titty committee' in line with you and start laughing, see how they feel about that one.
WHY ARE SUB 6 FOOTERS EVEN ALLOWED TO BREED?
MANLETS BEEEELOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN TFO
>>36313611
>making up stories to further push the manlet meme
Wew lad
>>36316450
There are some cruel girls out there in the world, but generally speaking they get pulled up short (pun intended) eventually for their behavior.
>>36313611
but tall girls are shit
petite girls are god tier
>>36313664
>short and aesthetic vs tall and ugly
>be me 6' 230lbs walking my dog in the park.
>Stop to untangle dogs lead
>hear two milfs talking about me
>I bet his cock would feel so good inside me
>walk off like a boss without even giving them any attention.
>>36313611
>tfw buy drinks and walk out of cafe and hear one of them shout "do you want to borrow my heels?" followed by giggling
This is why I treat women like cunts; seduce em, fuck em, never call em again and ruin their summers.
I'm 6'1" but you have my sympathy and solidarity, OP.
>>36313611
>overhearing
>overhearing precise sentences to remember names
spooky skelly pls ayy btfo
>>36313664
The family on the left though is way more attractive than the family on the right. I mean gahdamn look at those premium milfs those balding manlets are toting around.
But the hottest one is the wife due to her age, and she was claimed by the tall dude.
>>36316958
>Things that never happened
>>36315528
lol
>>36316958
I got hard thinking about the dogs cock fucking the milf.
>tfw beastiality
>>36313611
I'm under 6 feet and I'm married to two dudes whose combined heights are 12'9''
there's someone for everyone...
am I right in thinking that the manlet thing is just a meme and that no one actually cares?
>>36316987
the wife is the hottest cos shes the youngest...
thats why shes married last
>>36316958
They were talking about the dog, not you.
>>36313611
You guys never learn, do you?
>>36315528
manlets are not a good source of protein
>tfw Mutant
>tfw convince myself that humanity doesn't matter
>tfw in cafe queue
>tfw 3 girls in front of me 6%-10%
>overhear them say "Oh! Cookie Time"
>"Right babe"
>"Yep"
>tfw they all started laughing
>tfw ashamed and embarrassed as they steal glanced back and giggle
>tfw they thought I couldn't hear them
>tfw buy drinks and walk out of cafe and hear one of them shout "Do you want some more Ben & Jerrys?" followed by giggling
>>36317513
hahahahaha
>>36313611
confront these kind of people next time. if you cant think of anything on the spot, plan ahead. Either way, you now know what those girls honestly think about you and honesty saves time when it comes to relatonships, friendships etc. dont let it bring you down. GL!
>>36317299
Why oh why must there be manlets? For where can we put them so they don't interfere with society? Why must they pollute the ozone?
>mfw i see a manlet walk by
>>36317513
I'm 5'6" and I couldn't give a shit op, honestly the fact that you care is worse than your manlet status, grow some balls you delicate little cunt
>>36313664
>Those fucking manlets and womanlets in the middle
They must be what, between 2' and 3'5" at most?
>>36317035
some girls do care, but the vast majority dont give a shit as long you are either Buff/Taller than them/around the same height. But the manlet thing the ways its used is definitely a meme.
